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"Sir, you can go now." At this moment, the big man from the United States said something in standard American language, and looked at Zhang Long with contempt.

Zhang Long understood. He didn't show trepidation like other applicants. Instead, he rolled his eyes at the American guy and said, "I didn't talk to you, why are you so awesome?"

Zhang Long speaks Huaxia. Obviously, Americans who can sit on the recruitment table must be able to understand Huaxia, and this Yimeng Group is controlled by Huaxia people. For foreign employees in it, learning Huaxia is a compulsory course. .

The American with Jack Zhu written on his badge was stunned for a moment, then stood up with a bang, glared at Zhang Long fiercely, and was about to go mad, but was stopped by Qi Yaxin next to him.

"Jack, there is no need." Qi Yaxin smiled, looked at Zhang Long again, and said softly: "Sir, with your character, you are not suitable to work here. We are in the service industry. You should understand that you are now You can leave now, if this happens again, we can only call security."

"Hehe..." Zhang Long laughed again, good guy, he has to stay for this beautiful woman named Qi Yaxin.

"Miss Yaxin, I was joking just now, haha, why should I be so serious, in fact, I am a kind-hearted person since I was a child, and I have a good personality." Zhang Long started to laugh, and he suddenly got up and rushed to That Jack Zhu grabbed the opponent's palm and shook it violently: "Ha, Mr. Jack, I'm sorry, how could I be angry with you, I didn't, I was just joking, look at you here The atmosphere is so depressing, I also want to make everyone happy. It’s great to go to work happily and go home happily.”

Jack Zhu was dizzy, and stared at the young man in front of him in amazement. He never thought that a person could have such a cheeky face. He looked down on people just now, but he immediately became like his grandson.

Looking at Zhang Long who changed from arrogant to flattering in seconds, Qi Yaxin shook her head and smiled, and said, "Okay, then sit down first."

"Oh!" Zhang Long was in a good mood immediately, and sat down on the chair, smiling at Qi Yaxin.

"You really can speak American Mandarin?" Qi Yaxin picked up the pen again and looked at Zhang Long.

"Must, Yaxin, have you ever heard of Huaxia National Science and Military University? I graduated from that school. I am a top student. My name is Zhang Long. You can call me Long Ge or Long Ge." Zhang Long said without blushing, Speaking of the last sentence, she even winked at Qi Yaxin.

Qi Yaxin grinned helplessly, and she had already determined Zhang Long as a public enemy in her heart, but she still said gently on her face: "Mr. Zhang, this is the first time we meet, I hope you can just call me Miss Qi, or Manager Qi." After a while, Qi Yaxin pointed to the American colleague next to him and said: "I am the manager of the new bar in the manor, and this is the manager of the human resources department of the manor. Whether you can stay here is up to him."

"Really? Haha, Yaxin, you are the manager of the bar, so if I stay here, I will work under you? That's great!" Zhang Long ignored Jack Zhu, the HR manager again.

"Please call me Miss Qi, or Manager Qi." Qi Yaxin frowned and repeated it as calmly as possible.

"Alright Yaxin." Zhang Long continued to smile, "Then can I stay?"

"As I said, Manager Jack has the final say. I only offer suggestions." Qi Yaxin's voice became serious.

"Then what do you think of me? To be honest with you, I am proficient in everything from piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. It is an absolute rare talent. If you don't use me, it is your loss." Zhang Long squinted his eyes, and moved the chair towards him again. Sitting forward, she brought her face closer to Qi Yaxin and said, "Beauty, do you feel happy and suddenly enlightened when you stare at my face?"

Qi Yaxin moved the chair and sat back, shrinking her body, the smile on her face was already stiff, she stared at Zhang Long and said: "Mr. Zhang, I don't think you are very good, you can really leave."

"Please!" Jack Zhu on the side echoed, his tone blunt.

Withdrawing his body, Zhang Long grinned, looked at the disgusted expressions of the two on the ground, and muttered to himself, "Are you pretending too much again?"

In the sea of ​​consciousness, Shi Zhijian was rubbing his temples and shaking his head, unable to complain about Zhang Long's performance again.

"If you don't leave, we can only ask you to leave by force." Seeing Zhang Long standing still, Jack Zhu said again in a deep voice. Open a circle of faint ripples.

When it comes to force, of course Zhang Long didn't pay attention to the pig in front of him, but the problem is that the Zhijian system has an order that he can't use force and he has to endure it, and he doesn't want to use force. If he really uses force, then this job will be It's completely out of play.

After a short thought, Zhang Long decided to change his tactics.

"Hula!" Suddenly, Zhang Long's eyes widened, and he rushed towards Jack Zhu again. The speed was dizzying. Hold it tight.

"Manager Pig, I'm sorry, I didn't do it on purpose, I was too enthusiastic..." Holding Jack Zhu's palm, Zhang Long lay half prone on the table, shaking his head and crying.

"Please call me Jack." Jack Zhu resisted the urge to hit someone and said.

"Okay Jack... Manager Pig, I just graduated, my family is poor, I'm dying of poverty, I have no parents, no mother and no girlfriend since I was a child, life is so miserable... I worked very hard, in order to apply for this job This job, I, I spent all my savings, so I bought this suit, the tag was removed, and I can’t return it... If you don’t keep me, I, I will starve to death when I leave the house ah."

Zhang Long burst into tears, crying with grief.

"Manager Pig, just accept me and let me work under Yaxin. I can be a cow or a horse, wash clothes, cook and flush the toilet... I was so excited and enthusiastic just now, I'm afraid that you don't want me, so I acted a little bit off... Good people will live a safe life, and bad people will have a good death..."

In the sea of ​​consciousness, dead to cheap has already fainted in the darkness, looking at the void in despair.

But Qi Yaxin was moved, not only him, but also those hard-hearted people in the corridor who were tortured by plump ideals and skinny reality.

Jack Zhu, on the other hand, looked helpless. He wanted to shake off Zhang Long, but found that this brat with no physical strength actually had infinite strength, and his thick palms were sore and sore, and he couldn't shake it off.

"Okay, okay, you can go to the newly opened bar to be a waiter, and you can go to work later, and you can take care of food and housing, three thousand a month." Finally, Qi Yaxin looked at Zhang Long, whose face was full of tears and snot. , The kind little heart can't bear it anymore.

"Wow Kaka!" Zhang Long laughed immediately, let go of Jack Zhu, raised his hand to wipe away his tears and nose, straightened his body again, looked at Qi Yaxin and said: "Yaxin, so we can be considered as colleagues Is it? Aha, if you have any difficulties in life in the future, just come to me, I have been warm-hearted since I was a child, especially for a beauty like you."

"Oh, then I'm going to get ready for work. The bar is waiting for you." After winking at Qi Yaxin again, Zhang Long flicked his hair arrogantly, turned and looked at the door.

Looking at Zhang Long's pace of leaving in a dancing way, the sympathy on the faces of Jack Zhu and Qi Yaxin turned dull.

"Manager Qi, I think we made a mistake." Jack Zhu said in American Mandarin.

Qi Yaxin nodded, and also said with a blank face: "I seem to have recruited a schizophrenic."

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After leaving the office, thinking of Qi Yaxin's exquisite white body, Zhang Long suddenly felt very energetic, and found the newly opened bar in this huge park without anyone leading the way.

After explaining his newcomer status, the bar foreman enthusiastically took Zhang Long to change his work clothes.

The foreman is Zhang Long's most direct boss. He is a man about the same age as Zhang Long, but he is fair-skinned and beautiful. Even if Zhang Long died, he would not stay alone with him.

This guy is also from China. His name is Xia Qingtian. He chose his own name. He was adopted by many American families when he was a child, and he was abandoned many times later. He has N names. He gave himself a name, he likes sunny days in summer, so he called him Xia Qingtian.

Not to mention, this point is similar to Zhang Long's hobby, so Zhang Long didn't kick this mumbling guy out.

Along the way, Xia Qingtian heartily expressed to Zhang Long the enthusiasm of fellow villagers, saying that there are many Chinese people in the Yimeng Group, and most of them are unable to get along in the United States, and are taken in by the Yimeng Group. It is said that Yimeng Group is a safe haven for these down-and-out Chinese people.

Zhang Long is more fond of Yimeng Group, but he is wary of this Xia Qingtian, because this guy is hanging on Zhang Long's arm all the way, and that hand is facing Zhang Long's arm from time to time With a pinch, coupled with that awkward posture, Zhang Long was a little suspicious of this guy's orientation.