God level funny comparison system

At around eight o'clock in the evening, the entire bar hall was almost full, the explosive music was playing, the dancing lights were flickering frantically, and the voices were so loud that the whole heart felt like it was going to jump out of the chest.

In the dim sight, Zhang Long and Defias were standing in an inconspicuous place on the side of the bar, ready to start tonight's work.

To put it bluntly, the job of the two of them is to run errands for those waitresses. Those waitresses have to rely on posing to buy drinks. Of course, when they see a good man, they will develop them into underground lovers. Zhang Long and Diffie After the waiters successfully sold the drinks, Ya brought the required drinks over.

On the dance floor, several scantily dressed girls with heavy makeup are twisting their waists and hips like crazy amidst the lights and the sound of music. The charming smiles on their faces make people worry that she will have mouth cramps when she comes home at night. Around the dance floor, the scattered tables In the meantime, the ten female waitresses also started their own work, or stuck to the guests, or sat on the guests' laps, or touched themselves, or punched, or fought for wine, basically using eighteen kinds of martial arts, sweet and greasy The sharp voice would reach Zhang Long's ears from time to time.

Zhang Long used to go to this kind of place often, and he was no stranger to it for a long time. He quietly leaned against the bar and waited for the call from the waitresses.

"Brother Long, just stay here for a while, and I'll deliver it when they call." Defias glanced at Zhang Long and said earnestly, with a little gratitude in her eyes.

"Damn." Zhang Long snorted lazily, "Your brother and I are not disabled, and you don't need to do this kind of work. But you, did I say so much to you before? Don't always I'm afraid of others, and I didn't let you work for me."

"Brother, I'm not afraid this time, I'm voluntary, I just want to work for you." Defias is still serious.

"Bitch, you." Zhang Long rolled his eyes at him.

"Hehe," Defias smirked, scratching his thin blond hair, "Although I just met Brother Long today, I always feel safe standing by your side, and working for you is a kind of reward. will be happier."

"Sense of security?" Zhang Long curled his lips, then nodded again: "It's true, let me tell you, I used to have a group of brothers, and they all felt safe following me."

"Because you are brave, you dare to stand up for them." Defias said bluntly.

"Nonsense, my brother, of course he's coming out." Zhang Long rolled his eyes lazily again, took a puff of cigarette, and quickly hid the cigarette behind his back, waiting for the next puff.

"Hey, dumb, take five bottles of Bacardi!" At this moment, a waitress screamed towards Zhang Long with anger, and gave Zhang Long an angry look after speaking.

"Brother Long, I'm going!" Defias responded, and immediately ran into the bar vigorously, carried a few bottles of wine on the tray, and rushed towards the table where the waiter was.

Not to mention, this kid looks dull, but his figure is quite nimble. He ran with the wind, and the scattered tables did not constitute an obstacle at all. A few beautiful shuttles passed by, and the tray in his hand was stable from the beginning to the end. It was safe, the wine in the bottle did not shake a few times.

Without saying anything, Defias put down the drink and ran back.

"That so-and-so, Zhang or something, bring over a dozen beers!" Another waiter yelled at Zhang Long, and after he finished speaking, he also gave Zhang Long a look of contempt, obviously still angry because of the previous incident.

Zhang Long shrugged his shoulders, not bothering with her, and was about to enter the bar to get a drink when Defias ran back.

"Brother, I'm coming!" Defias yelled, with an energetic smile on his face, ran into the bar, picked up a dozen beers, and rushed out again.

"Oh, then I have to be idle." Zhang Long shook his head and smiled as he watched Defias enjoy himself, and then leaned against the bar to continue to be bored.

As a result, Zhang Long's work was taken over by Defias. Not to mention, this kid is really capable, and he was probably directed by those women. He can handle drinking for ten people by himself. The figure shuttled between the densely packed tables, as cheerful as fish in the water.

And Zhang Long's only pleasure is to watch this brother who is a few years younger than him run back and forth with a smile on his face.

Defias was really happy with what he did. He had never been so happy. It was as if his miserable life had suddenly found a backer, and it was as if a bright light had suddenly lit up his confused road ahead. Every time he ran out, he would move faster He ran back at a high speed, just to see the sharp and deep eyes flickering in Zhang Long's star-like eyes.

Under the dim colorful lights, Zhang Long's lazy appearance, in the eyes of Defias, is like an ancient mountain, and one glance will make him feel at ease, feeling that there is nothing scary in the whole world anymore.

"Death to Chi, didn't you say that fresh graduates have a difficult job?" Zhang Long, who was bored, began to chat with him, "But why didn't I feel it? I just thought this job was so fucking boring .”

In the darkness of the Sea of ​​Consciousness, Die Jiba also had a depressed face, pouted and said, "Who knows, the information in the Radiance Sword system shows that when graduates are just employed, that is a turning point on the road to growth, a youthful and The bitter history of struggle, but why did it become so relaxed once I came to you, I feel like you are almost falling asleep, right, why are you not nervous?"

"Am I fucking nervous about Mao? Soldiers come to cover up the water and cover them with soil, and work for others, do they have to work so hard?" Zhang Long said leisurely.

"Zhang Long, why are you sitting idle?" Suddenly, a shout sounded in Zhang Long's ear.

"Who the hell, do you want to scare people to death?" Zhang Long was furious immediately, and turned around to get mad, but when he saw the person coming, he laughed.

Supervisor Raul and manager Qi Yaxin were standing behind Zhang Long, both of them looked serious, especially Supervisor Raul, who was about to beat Zhang Long up, he was the one who yelled the stern scolding just now .

"Aha, Yaxin, come to inspect the work. How about it? Is it okay to look like I am wearing work clothes? Let me tell you, a lot of female guests were sneaking at me just now, you put me aside Here, it is simply a living cash cow, and it is guaranteed that there will be more and more customers, and if I don't leave, they won't leave." Ignoring Raul directly, Zhang Long looked at Qi Yaxin with a smile on his face.

Qi Yaxin took a deep breath. Since she agreed to Zhang Long to stay here, she began to feel worried, so she came to see for herself. Sure enough, she found the problem as soon as she came. During the two hours, those waiters yelled Zhang Long's name no less than ten times, and Zhang Long seemed deaf and didn't move.

Sure enough, it was a thorn in the head!Qi Yaxin wrinkled her nose, looked at Zhang Long who was smiling like a flower in front of her, and thought to herself.

"I was talking to you, didn't you hear? I asked you why you stood still, couldn't you hear them calling you? Are you deaf?" Seeing Zhang Long ignoring him, Lawton felt As a supervisor, I was so embarrassed, I couldn't help but roared and cursed out of embarrassment.

"Hehe," Zhang Long turned to look at Raul, but Zhang Long smiled, rubbed his hands, and said as gently as possible: "Don't be angry, my lord, I'm not very good-natured, I conquered Diffie with my charisma Ya, he voluntarily wants to help me with work, so I can only be idle. I didn't want to, but he insisted on it. You said I just came here, so don't embarrass him too much. Since he likes it, then he May it be, I am the best person to talk since I was a child."

At this time, Defias ran over, looked at Zhang Long worriedly, and then ran out with a bunch of wine.

Qi Yaxin frowned, Zhang Long's face full of smiles and glib rogue appearance really made it difficult for her, so she didn't speak, and handed these to Raul, she knew that Raul, a pervert, was right Men never show mercy.

"You said, that dumb guy did all your work? Then why do I keep you? You can leave tomorrow." Taking a deep breath, Raul pointed to Defias who was running around all over the field. , shouted at Zhang Long.

After figuring out what the other party meant, Zhang Long dug his ears, smiled at Raul, then raised his hand and said to Defias who was running over, "Brother, come here."

"Hmm." Defias glanced at Raul and Qi Yaxin timidly, and stood beside Zhang Long.

"Tell me, if brother leaves, will you still do the work of two people alone?" Zhang Long put his arm around Defias shoulder and said.

"You go, and I will go with you." Looking at Raul and Qi Yaxin again with trembling eyes, Defias took a deep breath, and suddenly said firmly.

"Did you see it!" Zhang Long spread his hands, raised his sword eyebrows, and said to Raul, "If you fire me, it's equivalent to firing a good employee like Defias. It's not worth it. I promise, you I have never found a good employee like Defias who is both a coolie and a punching bag in this life."

"You!" Raul stared, seeing Zhang Long lazily rolling his eyes again, he cast his angry eyes on Defias, "Mute, you are so brave, you dare to form a gang with the newcomer, Believe it or not, I will deduct your salary?"

"Don't be afraid, just deduct it. If you leave this door, with your work attitude, you can earn more anywhere than here." Zhang Long interjected.

Raul pointed at Zhang Long tremblingly and stared for a long time, but didn't say a word.What Zhang Long said is quite right. In Raul’s eyes, Defias is capable and can be used as a punching bag for himself. It can also be used to show his superior status and find a sense of accomplishment for himself. He ran away a long time ago. Although he bullied Defias in different ways on weekdays, if he really wanted to fire him, Raul was really reluctant.

Seeing that the dignified supervisor was trembling as if he was about to choke to death because of Zhang Long's few words, Defias on the side had been cautious in his words and deeds, and his heart full of inferiority was suddenly filled with strength. The excitement was a little violent, and he was full of unspeakable ecstasy, as if he had finally found his own reason and his own sense of existence in this cruel world.

The joy was like the sudden resurrection of a dead person!
Looking at Zhang Long again, Defias had gratitude and admiration in his eyes, as if looking at an expert who had insight into the truth of the world.