God level funny comparison system

It took another twenty or ten minutes for the chaos in the room to finally subside.

Those who move swiftly occupy the place near the door, and those who move slowly can only bear with it.

Forty or fifty people live together, and the temperature in the room rises quickly. The door is still wide open. If it is completely closed, I don't know how stuffy it will be.

Zhang Long was close to the door, and the breeze was blowing, which was quite cool.

Lying on the bed with Erlang's legs raised, Zhang Long was proud of his foresight. At this moment, an unfriendly gaze fell on him.

"Brat, stand up." A slightly hoarse voice came.

After traveling all day and night, everyone was tired, but when they heard the gunpowder-smelling voice, they still struggled to cast their gazes over. For a moment, Zhang Long became the focus of the whole room.

Across from Zhang Long, a boy sleeping on the lower bunk stood up. He was tall and muscular, and looked very anxious. He looked like a strange uncle rather than a freshman, with a weed-like beard and a fleshy face. There are grooves of different depths in it, similar to the kind of butcher who kills pigs, very deterrent.

Especially the muscles on his body, since he was not wearing any clothes, he could see very clearly. The domineering and bulging muscles were like piles of stones. When he walked, the muscles were motionless and full of rigid strength.

He stood in front of Zhang Long's bed like a gorilla, casting a large shadow on Zhang Long's body.

Zhang Long frowned, and looked into the boy's eyes, the other's eyes were slightly squinted, and there was an undeniable threat in his eyes.

"What are you looking at? Didn't you hear me? Get up, I'm going to sleep here!" rumbled the gorilla, as if he had a megaphone in his throat.

Taking a breath, Zhang Long sat up from the bed without saying a word, and squinted his eyes to look at the other person. He knew that it was useless to reason at this time, and the gorilla obviously wanted to occupy Zhang Long's bed with his powerlessness.

This kind of thing is very normal in the boys' dormitory, especially the large dormitory with [-] or [-] people. It's like a group of male animals staying together. All the benefits must be fought for by force. There is no reason to say .

"You brat, you're so crazy! Do you want to wait for me to do it?" Seeing Zhang Long staring at him without moving, the gorilla raised its huge fist and waved it, gritted its teeth, and hummed fiercely. road.

"Heh." Zhang Long chuckled, shook his head, his eyes became strange, he looked up at the other party, and said indifferently: "Are you sure you want to change with me?"

"Nonsense!" the gorilla shouted resolutely, "Is it like I'm joking? If you know your senses, get out of here. If you're like me, I can knock down ten people with one punch!"

While speaking, the gorilla looked up and down Zhang Long's thin body with contemptuous eyes.

"Hey, we're all classmates, so don't worry about it. You've seen that my physical fitness isn't very good. I can handle it if I sleep here. If I sleep in it, I'll get sick. Listen to the instructor I said, I’m afraid we won’t be allowed to open the door when we sleep in the future, when the time comes…” said the tall boy on Zhang Long’s upper bunk, and said to the gorilla with a conciliatory smile on Sunny’s face.

Hearing this, the gorilla slowly raised his head, his face became more and more stern, he stared at the boy on the upper bunk, and said every word: "Don't talk nonsense with me, since you helped him get ahead, then you can change with me!"

The tall boy's face darkened instantly, "Are you being reasonable?"

"Don't tell me." The gorilla made a sinister smile and said two words slowly.

"Okay," the tall boy laughed angrily, "My lower bunk's physical fitness is not as good as yours, but it doesn't mean I'm not as good as you at Xiang Chaoyang. If you can beat me, I'll give you my bed."

Hearing this, the gorilla became even more impatient, raised its two thick eyebrows, and shouted angrily: "Do you think I'm afraid of you, come down!"

"Okay, okay." Zhang Long got out of bed, raised his eyebrows and said: "Isn't it just a bed, let it go. There is no need to fight."

Saying that, Zhang Long raised his eyes to look at the upper bunk. He hadn't noticed it before, but now Zhang Long took a few more glances. After all, he was trying to stand up for himself just now.

This tall boy is also quite handsome, with a square face, quite upright, fair skin with a touch of elegance, clear eyes, he should belong to the type of sunny and warm man.

"Brother, your name is Xiang Chaoyang? Thank you, my name is Zhang Long." With a smile on his lips, Zhang Long hugged the tall boy, and then walked straight to the bed where the gorilla was.

"Hmph..." Looking back at Zhang Long's back, the gorilla smiled triumphantly, "Boy, is that right? It's better to suffocate to death than to be beaten to death by me, heh..."

That laughter, no matter how it sounds, is disgusting.

Lying on the gorilla's previous bed again, Zhang Long's face darkened, staring at the gorilla lying on the bed that belonged to him from the corner of his eyes, his eyes gradually became dark.

The dormitory quickly became quiet again, and within a few minutes, various snoring sounds came one after another. After a day and a night of rushing, coupled with the fright of the group of instructors before, even these students who exercised regularly could not bear it. , I was a little tired, and all fell asleep at this moment.

But Zhang Long was awake. Hearing the people's gradually deep breathing, Zhang Long opened his eyes, his eyes moved, and fell on the face of the gorilla on the lower bunk opposite.

Dare to grab the bed with Laozi, I really think Laozi is a sick cat!
Zhang Long didn't rely on the Zhijian system to dare to be so arrogant. Even if he didn't have the Zhijian system, he would not endure such insults from Chiguoguo.If it was based on the Zhijian system, he would have blatantly fucked him just now, instead of choosing this time.

This is Zhang Long's usual style. If you can't do it clearly, you will put a black knife behind your back!

Taking a deep breath, the corner of Zhang Long's mouth curled up into an evil smile, and then he got off the bed lightly, picked up the pillow cover on the pillow, and pulled it around his hands, the pillow cover twisted into a rope, and then He walked to the gorilla's bed.

"Gorilla, I hope you won't be scared to pee later." Looking at the gorilla who was snoring with its mouth open, Zhang Long laughed sinisterly in his heart.

At this moment, Xiang Chaoyang, the gorilla on the upper bunk, was not asleep either. The conflict with the gorilla just now made him very unhappy, so he was not sleepy. When he was cursing the gorilla on the lower bunk, he frowned, feeling something, Instinctively looking back, he saw Zhang Long.

"What are you doing?" Looking at the pillow towel Zhang Long was holding with both hands, Xiang Chaoyang was startled and asked instinctively.

"Shh..." Zhang Long raised his hand to silence his mouth, and said in a low voice, "Fuck him." After speaking, he gave Xiang Chaoyang a smile, and his waist slowly paused.

Xiang Chaoyang's eyes widened. He thought that Zhang Long's body must be as timid as a mouse, but he didn't expect that he would dare to play dirty, and judging from his posture, it was obvious that he wanted to use a pillow towel to resemble the gorilla. ah.

Thinking of this, he was startled, and instinctively gasped, this unattractive Zhang Long was so vicious.

Xiang Chaoyang turned sideways gently, lay on the bed and looked towards the lower bunk, wanting to see if Zhang Long really wanted to strangle the gorilla to death.

Zhang Long had already reached the position above the gorilla's head, squatted down, and gently passed the pillow cover in his hand through the gorilla's neck, and then stretched it tightly with both hands.

There was a trace of fear in Xiang Chaoyang's eyes, he could see clearly that Zhang Long was extremely calm when he was doing this, it was terrifyingly calm, his hands barely shook, looking at Zhang Long's face without the slightest energy fluctuation With a thin body, Xiang Chaoyang was taken aback. Based on his experience, almost all of these wastes of martial arts are as timid as a mouse, and they run away from things when they encounter problems. How could they have such courage.

The gorilla was obviously difficult to deal with, and even Xiang Chaoyang was afraid of it. If Zhang Long couldn't conquer the opponent, the consequences would be disastrous.

Unless, he really wanted to strangle the gorilla to death!

Xiang Chaoyang broke out in a cold sweat. In a trance, he suddenly felt that the thin boy named Zhang Long in front of him didn't look like a student at all. A student, how could he have such courage?
"Huh!" At this moment, Zhang Long started.

The tensed pillow cover suddenly sank, strangling the gorilla's neck like a thick rope. At the same time, Zhang Long turned around abruptly, holding the pillow cover tightly with both hands on his chest, and supported the head of the bed with his shoulders.

"Uh...plop..."

The sudden blow woke the gorilla up suddenly, his legs kicked instinctively, making a thumping sound, while his eyes widened instantly, his hands were on his neck, and a difficult sound came out of his throat.

For a moment, the entire dormitory was awakened by the sudden sound. The lights were not turned off, and everything could be seen clearly. When people followed the sound, their eyes widened in shock.

"Uh, uh... put..." The gorilla grabbed his neck with both hands, and uttered vague words incoherently, but the pillow cover had already sunk into his neck, and his hands couldn't reach it at all.

In just a few seconds, the gorilla's face turned red, and its eyes popped out. There was no madness in the eyes anymore, only the fear of dying.

"Let go, let me go..." The gorilla was still struggling.

As for Zhang Long, his handsome face was also flushed due to excessive force, and the weight of his whole body supported the head of the bed, and all fell on the gorilla's neck.

Most of the students in the room could see Zhang Long's eyes, those flashing and exquisite eyes were full of extreme viciousness, so cold that it made one's heart tremble, and the courage did not match his age.