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"It's done, just put this beer on the bar, let's move it out!" Looking at the dozens of beers on the bar, Zhang Long smiled with satisfaction, and immediately waved his big hand.

Xia Qingtian and Defias looked at each other nervously, then grinned helplessly, and had no choice but to follow Zhang Long to the other side of the hall.

The three did not leave, but hid in a corner of the bar hall.Zhang Long has observed it before. There is no monitoring equipment in this bar. Also, in a place like a nightclub, there might be a male-female battle in any corner at any time. Drugs.

It didn't take long for the prey to take the bait.

First, there was a heavy and loud sound of leather shoes coming from the staff passage, and then Raul's tall and burly figure came out with a bruised nose and a swollen pig's head, followed by two female foremen.

"Honey, shall we play some fresh games today?" Two female foremen each hugged Raul's arm, and one female foreman smiled coquettishly.

"Haha... Whatever you want, listen to you!" Raul laughed.

"But, honey, your hands are like this, then, how can you love us..." another female foreman said.

"What are you afraid of? I don't have hands. I still have...haha..." Raul stared down at himself with blue eyes, then looked up and laughed again.

"Brother Long, you guessed it right, this guy is really..." On the other side, Defias who was hiding in the darkness looked at the three people who came with him, grinned and said with a disgusted laugh. .

Zhang Long smiled without saying a word, in the darkness, his eyes were as sharp as knives, piercing through the darkness.

"Those bastards should leave, right?" When they came to the bar, the three of them deliberately took a light step and glanced around.

"We should go, otherwise why stay here?" another female foreman said.

"Don't pay attention to them, if you like to leave, I will be so angry when I think of that damn Huaxia boy now!" Raul gnashed his teeth and shouted, and then swept his angry eyes on the bar, and directly locked on the lonely A dozen beers were released, and he said without thinking: "Take this beer and go, let's have a good time tonight."

"Well, honey, after a while, I'm sure you'll get rid of all the anger these days." One of the female foremen said again, and then she picked up the beer and put her arms around Raul and left.

"Haha... That's the best, don't worry, I won't treat you badly in the future." Raul raised his head and laughed.

Soon, the three of them swayed and walked into the staff passage together.

The three of Zhang Long came out of the darkness again and came to the direction of the bar.

"Brother Zhang Long, you are really clever. This director Raul really wants to vent in such a disgusting way." Xia Qingtian looked at the staff passage over there, and said sissy.

"Brother Long, let's..." Taking a light breath, Defias asked, his expression still a little nervous, obviously he hadn't seen much of the world.

"Wait." Zhang Long took out his mobile phone and glanced at it. "I will act on time in half an hour. You two go up and show me first. You can't let Manager Qi go. We will go to the theater together later."

"Well, if Manager Qi insists on leaving, what should we do?" Xia Qingtian said.

"Damn, you can't keep someone? You pretend to be sick, throw up and roll your eyes!" Zhang Long said without thinking.

The two opened their mouths in surprise, and then looked at Zhang Long and exclaimed: "Brother Long, you really have a lot of tricks."

Zhang Long rolled his eyes, "Is this also called trickery? Damn, you two are really too simple. Hurry up, but remember, when you roll your eyes, you have to ask the manager to call an ambulance first, but Don't let Manager Qi actually call the ambulance."

"Understood! I'm pretending to be sick, you call!" Xia Qingtian nodded and discussed with Defias again.

Defias nodded, and the two quickly walked towards the staff passage.

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Half an hour later, Zhang Long came outside Qi Yaxin's office. Defias and Xia Qingtian were still guarding outside, squatting on the ground and falling asleep.

Zhang Long kicked him alone, and the two woke up.

"Brother Long, you're here. Manager Qi stayed in the office and didn't come out." Defias rubbed his eyes and said.

"It's a good thing I didn't come out, otherwise I would have to pretend to be sick and roll my eyes." Xia Qingtian said bitterly.

Zhang Long rolled his eyes at the two, raised his hand and knocked on the door of Qi Yaxin's office.

"Dong dong dong."

"Come in!" Qi Yaxin's sharp and soft voice came.

Zhang Long opened the door and walked in. Defias and Xia Qingtian stood at the door and peeked inside.

In the clean and white decorated office, Qi Yaxin was sitting opposite a clean white desk. In front of her was a computer screen made of condensed energy. She was staring at the screen intently with her beautiful eyes.

"What's the matter?" Qi Yaxin said softly without looking up.

"Hehe, that, Manager Qi, I have something I want you to visit." Zhang Longmei laughed.

Hearing this, Qi Yaxin finally raised her head, stared slightly at the three people at the door, crossed her hands, and said with a calm smile, "Can you tell me what's going on first?"

"Just go and have a look and you'll know. It's really, really hard to tell." Zhang Long wrinkled his nose and said with an expression of extreme disgust.

"Oh?" Qi Yaxin tilted her head, glanced at Defias and Xia Qingtian, then looked at Zhang Long and said, "Zhang Long, you are really popular, you just went to work the next day, and you already have your own follower? Also, the two of them stayed at my door for half an hour just now, and now you say you have something to ask me to go and see, I want to ask, what are you three doing?"

"Uh... Hey..." Zhang Long and the three all grinned their white teeth, thinking about how to answer the conversation.

Zhang Long also forgot that Defias and Xia Qingtian have no cultivation base at all, so they naturally have no spiritual power to speak of, but Qi Yaxin is different. Zhang Long can feel this woman the first time he sees her. Seeing the very good energy fluctuations in her body, it is estimated that she is already at the peak of the congenital stage.

Two people with no spiritual power to hide stayed at the door of the house. With Qi Yaxin's strength, she could easily detect it, but she didn't expose it early on. She was also very curious to see what these guys wanted to do.

"Manager Qi, don't get me wrong, we really don't have any malicious intentions, just want you to go and see for yourself, because, because there is really no way to say." Zhang Long scratched his head and said.

Hearing this, Qi Yaxin rolled her eyes slightly, and after a pause, she slowly stood up, "Okay, then I'll see what you guys are up to. But, Zhang Long, I know you are not cheap Deng, but don't forget, you have no cultivation base at all, if you dare to mess around, don't blame me for being rude."

Arriving in front of Zhang Long, Qi Yaxin smiled and said softly. While speaking, an oppressive force emanated from her body, causing the void to sway slightly. Xia Qingtian and Defias frowned, and instinctively took a step back. Looking at Qi Yaxin's gaze was suddenly filled with awe.

Feeling the pressure on Qi Yaxin, Zhang Long felt amused in his heart, this woman obviously wanted to shake his mind with the aura of cultivation, so as to achieve the purpose of controlling himself.

However, Zhang Long didn't resist. Instead, after being stunned for a moment, he also put on a frightened expression, quickly took a step back, and said in panic, "Manager Qi, you, you can't hit people with your hands. They are all civilized people. Let me tell you, you look like a lady, if you do something, then..."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense," Qi Yaxin shook her head and smiled wryly. In her eyes, the three men in front of her were children, "Hurry up and lead the way."

Zhang Long let out another feigned breath, and gave Defias a wink, and Defias took the lead and led everyone downstairs.

"Zhang Long, you said that you are a graduate of Huaxia National Science and Wu University? Is it true? You applied for the job that day, but you didn't let me see any certificate about your graduate of Science and Wu University." On the way, Qi Ya Xin looked ahead and asked casually, but he was very interested in Zhang Long in his heart. Last night, Zhang Long's singing was definitely professional, and he said that he was a student of Kewu University, but he didn't have the slightest cultivation. Contradictory.

"Can there be a fake? A top student!" Zhang Long turned his head and said confidently, then took out his mobile phone, tapped a few times on the screen, and several electronic certification documents issued by Kewu University were displayed.

"Look at this. The key is to look at the anti-counterfeiting chain in the lower right corner, and then look at the serial number. It's genuine and you can find it." Push the suspended, energy-condensed paper-like thing to Qi Ya In front of Xin, Zhang Long was serious and authentic.

Looking at the documents that belonged to the University of Science and Technology, Qi Yaxin frowned, and said in surprise: "I didn't expect that you are really a student of the University of Science and Technology. Although I have stayed abroad all year round, I also know that this subject Martial Arts University is considered a good school in China, and it has special martial arts courses, but why do you seem to have no cultivation at all?"

"Uh..." Zhang Long blinked, "Maybe I'm a stupid person."

"You? Hehe," Qi Yaxin was amused, "The first time I saw you, I knew you were the kind of cunning and cunning master. If you were stupid, there would be no honest people. I see, it's you When I was in school, it was the same as now, I just knew how to be playful, so I abandoned my martial arts, right?"

"Hehe, you are really straightforward. Fortunately, I have a good heart. If I were an ordinary person, I would definitely be angry with you." Zhang Long laughed dryly.

"It's such a pity. Seeing how smart you are, if you had practiced hard since childhood, you would definitely not be what you are now." Looking at Zhang Long, Qi Yaxin was rather regretful.

Zhang Long snickered in his heart, if Qi Yaxin knew about her psychic cultivation, what would she think?