God level funny comparison system

All the students walked out of the room and automatically stood in a square team. After all, they are students of Kewu University, and their quality is still acceptable. They are more conscious than students in ordinary colleges.

Zhang Long stood in the middle of the first row.

He grinned and scratched his head from time to time. This position made him very uncomfortable. Since elementary school, Zhang Long has been used to sitting at the back. He sits at the back in the classroom, and is also used to standing at the back when the national flag is raised and held ceremonies. Now Suddenly letting him stand in the first row is really boring.

But there is no way, no one dares to let him stand behind, Zhang Long has tried it just now, as long as he stands back, the classmates in front of him will run to the back of him, probably because they are afraid of being caught by Zhang Long Let's sneak attack, Zhang Long is now seen by everyone as a sinister guy who may put a black knife behind his back at any time.

Zhang Long also endured it, the first row should be the first row, it's nothing to be afraid of being hypocritical in exchange.

Xiang Chaoyang was standing on the right of Zhang Long, and on the left was another strange classmate, and only this guy dared to stand with Zhang Long, so Zhang Long couldn't help but look at him a few more times.

This student is a head taller than Zhang Long, with a thin body and a long face. He is the same type as his roommate Yao Zicheng, but Yao Zicheng has long hair, while this student has short hair. Judging from the hair on the edge of the hat, it is almost bald .

What is worth noting is the expression of this student. He is staring intently at the front, his face is livid, as if someone owes him a lot of money, his eyes keep narrowing and opening, and so on and on, his eyes flickering treacherously , I don't know what I'm thinking.

The female instructor had already contacted several nearby colleagues, and several people were busy in the dormitory, carrying the gorilla away on a stretcher, probably to the hospital.

Seeing that the female instructor didn't pay attention to this side, Zhang Long blinked, turned to look at the strange-looking classmate beside him and said, "Hey, buddy, what's wrong with you? Did you get sand in your eyes?"

"No!" The classmate squinted his eyes again, with a solemn look in his eyes, and resolutely vetoed: "I'm thinking about a question."

"Problem?" Zhang Long grinned, turned his head and looked at Xiang Chaoyang, the two of them were confused, then looked at the strange classmate and said, "What's the problem?"

Taking a breath, the weird student narrowed his eyes again, staring at the busy female instructor in the dormitory with piercing eyes, and said leisurely: "I'm thinking about how to make our beautiful instructor treat me more gently in the days to come. "

Zhang Long and Xiang Chaoyang opened their mouths. This kid looked nervous, but the question he was thinking was very reliable.

Although this training has not started yet, it can already be guessed nine out of ten. It must be a hellish devil training. Let’s take this rest as an example. They were woken up after not even sleeping for an hour, especially Zhang Long, because of dealing with the gorilla, he didn't sleep for a minute. Now the sky is getting bright, it's been a day and a night.

If I could let the beautiful instructor treat me special, my life would be much better.

Thinking of this, Zhang Long and Xiang Chaoyang looked at each other and nodded in agreement.

"To deal with women, it's nothing more than those tricks, praise her beauty, shamelessly praise her beauty!" After a pause, Xiang Chaoyang said seriously.

Zhang Long gave a thumbs up, looked at Xiang Chaoyang in surprise and said, "Brother Chaoyang, it's not bad, it's the truth."

"That's necessary." Xiang Chaoyang had that sunny smile on his face again, and shook his head arrogantly, but unfortunately, he couldn't see his rejoicing hair with a hat on.

The classmate on the other side had his eyes narrowed, and a smug smile curled up at the corner of his mouth.

The gorilla was carried away, and the female instructor just came over. As soon as she stood in front of the team, that weird classmate spoke.

"Report to the instructor!" The strange student suddenly raised his chest and gave a military salute. He stood at attention and shouted without looking sideways.

The female instructor frowned slightly, and her eyes fell on the face of the strange classmate, "What's wrong?"

"You are very beautiful! You are extremely beautiful. You are the woman who descended to earth that day, and Chang'e was reincarnated! Instructor, don't feel embarrassed! I, Chen Siyu, never lie! You don't have to doubt, I, Chen Siyu, have actually been a monk for a long time. Don't lie, every word I say comes from the bottom of my heart!" The strange classmate who called himself Chen Siyu vowed again.

"Oh?" The female instructor smiled, her eyes narrowed into crescent moons, her smile was very charming.

Zhang Long and Xiang Chaoyang glanced at each other secretly again, both of them were full of admiration, secretly feeling that Chen Siyu is really learning and selling.

"Your name is Chen Siyu?" The female instructor took a step forward, looking at Chen Siyu with a smile.

"Yes instructor!" Chen Siyu shouted loudly again.

A look of mischief flashed in the female instructor's eyes, "I'm so embarrassed that you praise me so much. How can I repay you?"

"Hey..." Hearing this, Chen Siyu showed a shameless smile, rubbed his hands and said, "The instructor is polite, you don't need to repay, you just have to be gentle with me in the future."

"Oh..." The female instructor nodded suddenly, and then the smile on her face disappeared suddenly, her expression was more indifferent than before, she stared at Chen Siyu and said, "I'm sorry, I don't know what gentleness is. But I will be special to you looked after."

After a short pause, the instructor scanned the audience again, and his clear voice swayed, "From today, the training camp officially begins. The first training task is a long-distance run with heavy loads."

"Knock." People's hearts sank. Kewu University also has a training task of long-distance running with weights, which is definitely a nightmare for all students.

"Let me introduce myself first." Taking a light breath, the female instructor said again: "My name is Han Xiaole, and I will be in charge of everyone's training for the next month."

She raised her finger and pointed behind everyone, "Have you seen those logs? This morning, you are going to carry those logs and run for ten kilometers. When will you finish and when will you eat? Of course, I will supervise from behind."

"You!" Suddenly, Han Xiaole looked away again and looked at Chen Siyu, "Since you have praised me so much, I will take care of you. Others are [-] kilometers away, and you are [-] kilometers away!"

Chen Siyu opened his mouth wide and froze in place, while the rest of the students suppressed their smiles and their faces turned red.

"Everyone is there, turn back! Let's go!" Gazing at Chen Siyu, Han Xiaole yelled again. After speaking, he took the lead to bypass the team, looked outside the fence and walked out.

All the students turned around and followed instructor Han Xiaole to go out. The sky was slightly bright, and everyone could see the landscape clearly. It turned out that there was a fenced yard outside the dormitory. wooden stakes.

Just looking at the stakes makes people's legs go weak.

Each wooden stake is more than one meter long, and the thickness of the waist is similar to the wooden stakes in the University of Science and Technology. However, ten kilometers, this is not comparable to the training of the University of Science and Technology!
"It's over."

"Ten kilometers, God, when will I run!"

"I, I feel like my legs are not working anymore."

"Instructor Han, we will die!"

……

The students began to complain and couldn't bear it anymore.

"Anyone who talks nonsense will add another five kilometers." Han Xiaole, who was walking in front, said coldly.

Immediately, everyone quickly silenced, not daring to say any more, leaving a sad expression on their faces.

"This training is not bad." In Zhang Long's sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl shook her head and praised.

"Not bad, my sister. Why can't I see what's good. Ten kilometers, don't you say that you should go step by step? This fucking will kill you all at once." Zhang Long said with a dark face.

"Look at how promising you are." The little girl rolled her eyes, "Let me tell you, the Zhijian system has included today's weight-bearing long-distance running as a physical task. For the ten kilometers today, you have to earn more than forty energy stones Only when the task is completed, I am still in charge of supervising it.”

"Forty..." Zhang Long felt his heart go cold, "Death is so cheap, I only got more than 20 in the five-times gravity room, and I almost died. You want me to get four at once today." Ten..."

"Don't worry, with the Sunburning Sword System, you won't die." The little girl was as confident as ever.

"Hehe." Zhang Long sneered, he didn't want to say anything more, he already knew that the day of hell was coming again.

At this time, forty or fifty students all walked out of the courtyard gate and stood neatly in front of the pile of wooden piles. When they saw those wooden piles up close, everyone's hearts were completely broken and shattered.

The one-meter-long wooden piles are neatly arranged on the ground, the bark of the trees has faded, and wet water drops are still sliding down the whitened wood.

It was obvious who these stakes had soaked.

"I'm damn... a beast..." All the students had tears on their faces, and shouted in unanimously in their hearts.

The weight of a wooden pile soaked in water will definitely increase sharply, and there is nothing to play with.

"Shuh!" Han Xiaole stood in front of the crowd, and after scanning the audience, he shook his hand, and a black leather whip appeared in his hand.

"Don't bother, pick up your stakes and run for me, otherwise, don't blame me for being rude!" Han Xiaole yelled like a tigress with fierce eyes in her beautiful eyes.

The students didn't move, they looked at the whip in Han Xiaole's hand, then at the pile of wooden stakes, unable to move.

"Crack... Aw..."

Han Xiaole raised his hand, and whipped Chen Siyu's body. Immediately, his clothes were torn, and a blood mark appeared on Chen Siyu's arm, and he cried out in pain.

"I'll say it again, don't grind! Let's start!" Without looking at Chen Siyu, Han Xiaole scanned the audience again with a knife-like gaze.

This time, no one dared to hesitate anymore, and they all rushed up, carrying the thinner wooden stakes on their shoulders as much as possible, and then ran out towards the distance amidst Han Xiaole's loud whip.