God level funny comparison system

The Ma family where Ma Han lives is also a family of martial arts practitioners for generations. Ma Han has been a martial artist since he was a child, and he majored in martial arts when he came to Kewu University. As a freshman, he is the best in the whole school, which is not comparable to Wu Fan and Huo Lei.

Moreover, Ma Han is also proficient in two martial arts, and with his strong body, he is even more powerful.

In fact, Zhang Long is the weakest of the four brothers, with a physical value of 58 and a pass of 61. In this Kewu University, there are really not many of his embarrassing physical values. There are [-].

Looking at Ma Han who was like a bronze man, Wu Fan narrowed his eyes, turned his annoyed eyes around Ma Han and looked at Zhang Long, and said sullenly: "Zhang Long, are you a man? If you are a man, come out and challenge yourself , What kind of hero is hiding behind others?"

"Your heroic sister! Don't do this with me. If you have the guts, put my brother down first!" Zhang Long raised his eyebrows provocatively. He didn't think there was anything wrong with hiding behind Ma Han. It's looking for abuse!

Wu Fan and Huo Lei were silent, they just stared at Zhang Long viciously, obviously not daring to touch the steel line of defense formed by Ma Han.

After a pause for a few seconds, seeing that the two did not respond, Zhang Long smiled, his evil smile was full of undisguised sarcasm, "Don't you dare? If you don't dare, get out! You're playing performance art here! "

The corners of Huo Lei's mouth trembled violently, almost holding back his internal injuries, he looked back angrily at Wu Fan.

Wu Fan's pale face also turned livid, he stared at Zhang Long viciously, and snorted, "Let's wait and see!"

After speaking, he turned around and left the crowd, and Huo Lei quickly followed.

"Haha... come and hit me, idiot, I'm standing right here, come on, haha..."

Watching the two leave in embarrassment, Zhang Long smiled even more presumptuously.

Wu Fan and Huo Lei, who had already turned their backs, clenched their fists as they walked, their joints creaked due to excessive force, but they could only leave silently.

"Cut, it's a good thing they didn't go up, otherwise they would all explode!" Rolling his eyes at the backs of Wu Fan and Huo Lei, Ma Han relaxed his body, turned and walked in front of Zhang Long.

But Zhang Long had already turned around and continued to walk towards the teaching building, staring at the stunned onlookers, shouting angrily, "What are you looking at? You don't have to go to class? Are you worthy of your parents? Are you worthy of the country? Get out of the way! "

"Wow!" The crowd dispersed like a tide, revealing a bright avenue for the three of Zhang Long to pass through.

This is a habit, Zhang Long has always been so arrogant.

Although it hasn't been long since he came to Kewu University, with his identity as a child of the top ten families in Jiangcheng, and Ma Han as a shield by his side, ordinary students would not dare to provoke him. Now with the title of pervert, it is even more like a plague It's the same, I'm afraid I can't avoid it, who would dare to offend!
Soon, the three parted ways in the teaching building. There was no way, the three majored in different subjects, so they were not in the same classroom.

Zhang Long's classroom is on the first floor, near the door of the classroom, Zhang Long yawned lazily, and suddenly felt drowsy.

In the past few days, I was really tired, especially last night, I basically didn't close my eyes, and with the special place of the classroom, Zhang Long suddenly felt that his eyelids were not under his command.

For Zhang Long, the classroom is the second place to sleep.

Pushing the door open to enter the classroom, Zhang Long didn't even open his eyes, and just staggered to his seat.

Days of torture made him very haggard, his not-so-long hair was disheveled, his clothes were dirty, especially the golden collar that stood upright, it was about to turn into a black collar, anyway, looking at him from top to bottom, he looked like he had been ruined.

The noisy classroom suddenly became silent, and all eyes focused on Zhang Long with incomparable surprise, as if they saw the aliens who came to the earth.

Especially Nuo Wan'er, with a small face full of anger and a small pout, as if she was glaring at this garbage all the way, and the pervert who gave sticks to the female teacher sat next to her.

"Pervert, garbage, waste, scum..." Zhang Long just lay down on the table, a series of suppressed baby voices rang in Zhang Long's ears.

Zhang Long's eyes opened a slit, and in his hazy vision, he saw the cute baby face of his deskmate.

Nuo Wan'er was staring at Zhang Long with disgust, wishing to kick out this trash who was recognized by the academy and had just been promoted to a national-level pervert. She felt that being at the same table with such a person would defile herself.

"What are you looking at, you pervert." Seeing Zhang Long looking at her, Nuo Wan'er rolled her eyes viciously again, her pink and tender face was full of grievances and anger, especially the word "dead pervert". , will be crushed.

Zhang Long blinked and asked in confusion, "Student Nuo Wan'er, are you talking about me?"

Nuo Wan'er couldn't help being taken aback, why is this person so thick-skinned, she blinked her big black eyes, and said angrily, "Of course I'm talking about you, who can be as perverted as you."

"Oh, thank you." Zhang Long nodded sleepily, "But can you keep your voice down? I'm sleepy." He looked up at all the students in the classroom again, "Please keep your voice down, I'm really sleepy. "

The classroom became quieter, the needles could be heard, and there seemed to be a cold wind blowing silently. Looking at Zhang Long's deep gaze, all the students felt their hearts were frozen.

A second or two later, the whole class made the same movement in unison, smiling at Zhang Longmei, and then raised their index finger to their lips to make a silent gesture.

There's no way, they can't afford to provoke a lunatic like Zhang Long who has a background and helpers.

Feeling the silence around him, Zhang Long nodded with satisfaction, and continued to fall asleep.

Nuo Wan'er opened her small mouth, her big eyes stared blankly, she stared blankly at Zhang Long's rather handsome face, and did not take a deep breath until more than ten seconds later, raised a pair of white and tender fists, and placed them on Zhang Long's head. Ding gestured for a long time, then stuck out his tongue at him and made a grimace, only then did he feel bad.

When the class bell rang, Zhang Long had already fallen asleep, driving his sports car with his beauties, galloping all over the mountains and plains, and leaving evidence of love in every corner...

However, he obviously overlooked one thing. On weekdays, maybe no one would care about him, a waste of both science and martial arts, but today is different, because he is famous, and because this morning is all his class teacher's class.

It's been half an hour since the class, and Zhang Long is still sleeping soundly, and even grunts at intervals, and that grunting sound is also drunk, like a pig grunting.

On the podium, Luo Shuang couldn't help listening to the continuous pig humming. The smile that was full of spring breeze a second ago was suddenly as cold as ice.

She stopped the lecture, gently put the chalk in her hand on the desk, and cast her sharp eyes on Zhang Long's position.

The uniform blue striped shirt of the female teacher of Kewu University was opened, and in the V-shaped neckline, two big white rabbits covered by a white tube top were violently heaving and falling due to extreme anger. Under the sun, there were white flowers.

She is very young, but in her 20s, her pretty face has a maturity that students do not have and a heroic spirit that ordinary women do not have. Her long hair is simply tied up behind her head. With the corseted shirt and short black skirt, the whole He is heroic and has a very capable and refreshing beauty.

To be a teacher of Kewu University is not an ordinary person, and Luo Shuang is an elite among the elites, so there are some things that she absolutely cannot bear, just like this guy in front of her who dared to sleep openly in her class.

What's even more exasperating is that the handsome face that made her fantasize about being hacked into pieces in the office is the pervert who caused a sensation in the city yesterday. A leader among university teachers, but now with such a perverted student in his hands, everything is ruined!

The temperature in the whole classroom dropped a lot. The students looked up one after another and followed Luo Shuang's murderous eyes. When they saw Zhang Long's face, they couldn't help laughing. It was obvious that there was a good show to watch. up.

"Nuowan'er, step aside." Luo Shuang's gloomy voice came.

"Wow." Nuo Wan'er flashed out of her seat like a rabbit, and stood in the aisle beside her. Her big eyes were frantically looking at Luo Shuang on the podium, and she waved her small fist, signaling the head teacher to kill the perverted trash beside her, so that there would be no need I'm at the same table with him.

All the students were also excited, locked on Zhang Long who was still ignorant with great excitement, and their violent breathing became the sound of wind.

They couldn't bear it anymore. Originally, with Zhang Long as a pervert, they should have ridiculed and sarcasm for fun, but because they were afraid of Zhang Long's identity, they could only endure it. Now that a teacher has come forward, they can finally I feel elated.

On the podium, Luo Shuang's face was as cold as iron, and he raised his hand to pick up the chalk that he had just put down. After looking at it, he put it down again, and immediately picked up the whole chalk box...

"I'll let you sleep again!"

"Whoosh..."

Staring at Xingyan, Luo Shuang roared, and suddenly threw the chalk box in his hand, drawing a perfect arc in the air, and smashed straight at Zhang Long's head.

Under the extremely fast speed, there was a rather sharp sound of breaking the wind.

At this moment of lightning, in Zhang Long's sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl who was dozing off suddenly opened her eyes, and a cold light flashed away in those pair of eyes that had already grown tenderness.

Almost at the same time, the little girl Kodama moved her hand, and a trace of blue current flashed in the void of the endless sea of ​​consciousness.

"Tom!"

Zhang Long raised his left arm suddenly, and the flying chalk box was caught accurately!
"what!"

The chalk box burst into a circle of white powder, and people's eyeballs exploded in shock.

what is this?Can a sleeping person have such a high level of defense vigilance?How can he still have such agility and accuracy?This is unscientific, he is a waste of martial arts!
Fast, very fast, people didn't see how Zhang Long made the move at all, his left arm suddenly straightened up, it was like a conditioned reflex by coincidence!