God level funny comparison system

"Tom tom..." Amid several muffled sounds, the nine silver armored men finally landed, and Zhang Long stood in the middle.

"Brother Long... woo woo... I was scared to death..." Zhao Hai rushed over and hugged Zhang Long's thigh just like seeing his mother, crying and wiping away his tears and nose.

"Your sister, I have new clothes." Zhang Long bowed his head and cursed in disgust.

Zhao Hai ignored it, looked at Zhang Long in a daze and cried, "Brother Long, are you really called by my mother?"

"Fuck you! Be crazy!" Zhang Long kicked Zhao Hai away.

At this time, Qin Yang and Han Xiaole came over with staring eyes, step by step. They looked at Zhang Long, and then at the armored men, who were more than two meters tall. One actually has a very familiar metal face, almost like a living thing.

"Xiaolong, this, this..." Qin Yang pointed to Chaoyang and Lin Yanran's transformed armored men. Although they were tall and silver-white, their posture, posture, and facial contours were all similar to their own. It was extremely similar, so Qin Yang was startled and suspicious.

"What is this? Chaoyang and Yanran, Uncle Qin, you know each other. That is Shanggu. I will introduce the rest to you." Zhang Long pointed to a few people, and then raised his eyes to the black floating in the sky in the distance. Yarn man.

Qin Yangyi was still standing behind Zhang Long in a daze, looking up at the tall armored men, who were still laughing at them, Lin Yanran and Xiang Chaoyang were still calling Uncle Qin, but Uncle Qin had a kind of dog The sense of sight that can talk makes the whole person drunk.

"Who is that guy with the underpants on his head? He looks really good at pretending. Some roads don't go, and he spends his cultivation to stand in the sky. Grass!" Zhang Long raised his hand and pointed at the black gauze in the distance. The man asked Qin Yang beside him.

"Roar..." A low, angry voice suddenly came from the black gauze man's throat. This guy actually said that he had pants on his head?court death!
"Oh, he is awesome. The master of the Dark God Sect, his grandma, almost chopped us into meat paste just now. Brother Long, you don't know. It's been a long time since he came out. Just floating in the air like being hanged, you say it’s wrong to be a good person, and pretend to be a hanged ghost with underpants on your head, don’t you think he’s a pervert.”

"Well, it's really abnormal. The pants seem to have not been washed for a long time, what are those two spots of red? Could it be the pants of my aunt?" Zhang Long took out a cigarette and lit it, staring at the black clothes with frowning eyes. Man, said with a serious smile.

"Fuck!"

"Wow……"

Qin Yang, Han Xiaole, and Yan Chen, who were stunned behind, bent over and vomited as soon as they waited.

The void around the black-veiled man began to tremble, and the cold dead air dispersed. Wherever he passed, the flowers and plants withered, and he hadn't been so angry for a long time. In this world, there are still people who dare to tease him, the head of the Dark God Sect.

"Are you Zhang Long?" came a cold and sharp voice.

"It's your grandfather and me." Zhang Long stroked the broken hair on his forehead, exhaled smoke, and said leisurely.

"It's really crazy." The door master said.

"It must be crazier than you." Zhang Long responded with a wicked smile.

The tone of the two was tit-for-tat, and there seemed to be swords and swords flickering in the void, and there were silent ripples in the void, swaying one by one.

And the horses and horses behind the two of them all held their heads high and stared at each other covetously, without any fear, but felt a bit evenly matched.

"My mother, is Liu Yueqing here with you?" After a short pause, Zhang Long lowered his head, with a cigarette dangling from the corner of his mouth, raised his eyelids and looked at the sect master and asked, his tone extremely domineering.

"Hehe..." The door master laughed sinisterly, "Boy, you..."

"Laughing at your uncle, don't you understand Chinese? My mother's name is Mo Xue, and Liu Yueqing, is she here with you? You only need to answer yes or no. Is I in a good mood to laugh with you? You A pervert who wears shorts and thinks he is a god if he can fly into the sky? Are you insane."

"..." The sect master clenched his fists, exerting too much force, his joints creaked, and the surrounding void trembled.

It's so mad that people don't pay for their lives.

The dignified head of the Dark God Sect suddenly felt a sense of humiliation being led by the nose by the boy who was a hundred years younger than him, and suddenly became angry from embarrassment.

"You're right, your mother and that Liu Yueqing are indeed here with me. Liu Yueqing is right below, go, come out and let him have a look." The sect master's body was filled with blackness, and he looked down at the dozen or so people below. A man in black.

A woman in black came out, but only took two steps, and then stood there motionless.

The turbulent air around the door master formed a wind, and lifted the black hat on the woman's face, revealing a slightly pale, but extremely familiar beautiful face.

It was still the familiar look in memory, with a cold and fierce expression, and a face as delicate as a sculpture, but in a pair of beautiful eyes looking at Zhang Long, it was full of complex colors.

"Master...you go away." She wanted to call out to Master, she remembered that she was Zhang Long's puppet before, but she couldn't call out, that would only make her die faster.

Without the order of the door master, she can't go forward, she can only watch from such a distance.

As soon as the words fell, her complicated eyes were filled with tears, and the memories reappeared.

She met from the moment Zhang Long gave her the electric stick, and then experienced too much, until the two became master and servant, and her impression of Zhang Long kept changing.

I have never met such a strange man, although she is a few years younger than myself.

When he was kind, he would pity an ant on the side of the road.When he was fierce, his hands were stained with blood.He went through life and death for his brothers, and killed all the enemies for his beauty.

But he himself has never shown even a little bit of negativity, decadence, or weakness. Even though he was seriously injured and couldn't stand still, he was still full of murderous aura.

It seems that in his heart, there has never been anything difficult that can make him depressed.He is like a ray of light, reflecting in the hearts of everyone around him. If he does not fall, everyone can move forward bravely.

He is brave personified, yet so gentle.

What Liu Yueqing remembered most clearly was the way Zhang Long hugged her and talked to her in order to protect Zhang Long from being injured. She couldn't remember what he said, and she didn't even hear what he said at that time, because at that moment, she had already I fell into Zhang Long's gentle eyes, and then, when he looked up at the enemy, he became murderous again.

"Teacher Liu Yueqing, long time no see, still so beautiful." Zhang Long threw the cigarette butt, no matter what the occasion was, as if the collapse of the world could not stop him from expressing the joy of meeting an old friend at this moment.

He suddenly smiled, a gentle and brilliant smile, ignoring all the threats.

It's really been a long time since I saw this female teacher who beat and scolded herself, but finally gave up on her, Zhang Long also had a lot of thoughts and didn't know where to start, but she was a little heartbroken. She must have suffered all these years. A lot of suffering.

"You, you go, you are not my master..." Liu Yueqing said again, with tears streaming down her face and pain in her heart. Although Zhang Long was her master before, he was completely different from the perverted master behind him. But now, she can only endure the pain in her heart and call the pervert behind her to be her master.

What she was even more afraid of was that a single thought from the head of the Dark God Sect could make her draw her saber against Zhang Long. die.

"Don't be afraid, since I saw you, I have to take you away together." Looking at Liu Yueqing, who was pear-blossoming and raining, Zhang Long chuckled, then his eyes suddenly became cold, and he shot at the levitating man in black veil.

"What are you waiting for, let's make a move!"

"Boom!"

Zhang Long glared and roared, and when he finished speaking, a ball of fire exploded on his body, and the fire couldn't be restrained in time, so he started and ran out.

"God and Devil Change!" The earth-shattering voice swayed, the sky's white clouds cleared instantly, the wind howled, the blue sky appeared, and the sun was blazing.

In the changing and colorful field of vision, a three-meter-tall man in black and red armor galloped out of the fire, holding a huge black and red sword tightly in both hands, and smashed it down towards the master of the black screen door.

The wind was rumbling loudly, and the door master was wearing a black robe. He raised his head to look at the sky, and his figure disappeared in a flash.

The dozen or so men in black standing below did not move, they would not move without the door master's order, and the large weapons in Yuanshan would not understand without his order.

The door owner changed his mind, he was going to personally kill this brat who was so arrogant that he dared not take him seriously.

Xiang Chaoyang had already recovered his real body and did not move. They could see that the sect master's strength was unfathomable. In such a battle, even if they turned on the subsystem, they would not be able to play a big role. Besides, they were disdainful Bully more and less.

Qin Yang and Han Xiaole stared wide-eyed, looking at the red shadow in the sky with trembling eyes, full of apprehension.

"We, we should have left as soon as possible, the sect master's strength is really..." Qin Yang took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and said in embarrassment.

Han Xiaole frowned, and agreed with Qin Yang's opinion. Just now they had seen the destructive strength of the sect master of the Dark God Sect. Although Zhang Long looked good, they still didn't have much confidence.

At this moment, the armored man flying in the sky suddenly disappeared into the void, leaving only a red light shining in the golden sunlight.

The valley suddenly became quiet, and was completely broken in the next second.

"Boom!"

Two huge black and red phantoms suddenly appeared from the void, and the two collided, making a deafening sound, and the void instantly shattered into a huge black hole, and the two giant shadows confronted each other right in front of the black hole. The two normal human figures confronted each other, it was Zhang Long who was holding the Scorching Demon Sword, and the master of the Dark God Sect who was empty-handed.