God level funny comparison system

"Brother Long is on the road, don't get close to strangers, if you want to get close, turn into a dead person first!" Zhao Hai led the people behind the chariot to shout again.

"Damn it, sister Zhiyu, slap him for me!" Inside the chariot, Zhang Long rolled his eyes and scolded.

"Okay!" Xin Zhiyu nodded, and in a flash, she went from the front of the car to the rear of the car. Before Zhao Hai could explain, she slapped Zhao Hai off the chariot.

"Hey! You, you little girl, how can you beat someone, I, I can be your father!" Following behind the chariot, Zhao Hai held his face and cursed angrily.

After a pause, he tapped his feet to the ground again, trying to fly back onto the chariot.

"Don't let him come up!" Zhang Long's voice came from the chariot again, relying on his mental strength, he could know Zhao Hai's every move.

"Boom!" Xin Zhiyu kicked over and hit Zhao Hai's lower abdomen, so Zhao Hai fell down again.

"Brother Long! Why don't you let me go up! Didn't I yell like this to promote your prestige?" Zhao Hai shouted with a mournful face, holding the grass nest above his head.

"Calling your sister! You are going to the funeral, I'm not dead yet, can you change it?" Zhang Long shouted angrily.

"What's wrong with the funeral? Although it's a funeral, these words are domineering! Don't get close to the living, if you get close, you will turn into a dead person! What a accent. Brother Long, to tell you the truth, this sentence is the most domineering I have ever heard in my life." You have to thank me for the arrogant words, although I am usually a doctor, but sometimes I also do funerals part-time, otherwise you would not be able to learn such aggressive words." Zhao Hai analyzed seriously.

"Crack!" The chariot stopped, and then the round metal door on the roof opened with a bang, Zhang Long's figure flew into the sky, and then landed beside Zhao Hai.

"I don't care about you, uncle! Clap!" Zhang Long slapped Zhao Haifan to the ground.

"I told you to talk back, to shout again, to give you a funeral! Believe it or not, I will give you a funeral in minutes! Grass, grass, grass!"

He kicked fiercely towards Zhao Hai who was lying on the ground for a long time, and then Zhang Long felt that the anger in his heart subsided a little, took a deep breath, and sighed to the sky: "There are always such fools who are self-righteous, it's cool now!"

After speaking, he gave Zhao Hai a blank look, got up and flew back into the chariot, and started on the road again.

"Woooo..." Zhao Hai got up, cried, his nose and tears covered his face, then turned around and said to Qin Yang on the chariot behind him: "Captain, you have to make the decision for me, I am your man, Brother Long He hit me, he discriminated against me."

"I didn't see it." Qin Yang said sullenly.

"..." Zhao Hai was suddenly sluggish, touched his tears again, then lowered his head, like an eggplant beaten by frost, silently followed the crowd, and didn't dare to scream anymore.

Two chariots cleared the way, leading dozens of people, into Tianshan City in a mighty way, walking with great fanfare and blatantly.

The streets that used to be full of flowers and brocades are already in depression. There are big craters left by energy bombs everywhere, ruined walls can be seen everywhere, some burning buildings have not been extinguished, and various ruins and garbage are scattered on the flat streets. Most of the street lamps were damaged, and the debris was scattered, forming two straight snow-like swaths.

The air is filled with gunpowder smoke, every street is empty, the only thing that is moving is the blazing and flickering sun in the western sky, even though the sun is shining, the city still looks lifeless.

However, when the two chariots led by Zhang Longyi and the people behind them entered Tianshan City, they walked along a street for a short time, and the lifeless city gradually became alive.

Someone noticed the difference in this group of people. They didn't seem to be members of the Dark God Sect or the Federation of Science and Technology, and they walked in an unassuming manner, which was simply lawless and courting death.

With the sound of chariots rolling over the road, more and more people discovered this amazing scene. In today's Tianshan City, apart from those devils, who else dares to make such a publicity on the street? Aren't they afraid of being attacked by those devils? Kill or arrest?
But then, when people lay on their windows, on the cracks in doors, or even on the manhole cover of the sewer, they saw masters flying out of the two chariots one after another, chasing the members of the Anshenmen and the Federation of Science and Technology who came to block the way. After clearing up batch after batch, the hearts of people who were in constant panic burned all of a sudden, and they saw hope in despair, as if the darkest time had passed, and they saw a ray of sunshine projected in.

At the beginning, some people ran out of the place where they had been carefully hiding, and followed the two chariots. Some took the lead, and some were bold. More and more people ran out, chasing the two chariots frantically as if they were following the savior. When I really stood behind the chariot, I felt a sense of security that I had never felt before.

In the end, the two chariots passed through several streets and took out several groups of members of the Anshenmen and the Federation of Science and Technology who came to stop them. When they arrived in the city center, the team had expanded to hundreds of people, and there were still There are several more chariots and a lot of energy guns. Of course, these are all obtained from the enemies who were killed.

Zhang Long didn't mind either, he had no time to think about other things now, he wanted to find a place to set up camp, and then have a good time with Liu Yueqing and his mother, and at the same time find a way to get rid of the dark god puppet technique on the two of them.

Along the way, Zhang Long's mother, that is, Mo Xue, looked very strange, and she didn't even look at Zhang Long, which made Zhang Long very uneasy, wondering if he had done something wrong to make his mother angry.

There are countless empty houses in the entire Tianshan City. When they came to the city center, everyone chose the most luxurious building to live in, while the rest of the people set up camp in the surrounding buildings centering on this tall building. They didn't expect Zhang Long and the others to be able to turn the tide. They just found that at least these people are not afraid of those people from the Federation of Science and Technology and the Dark God Sect. They are very powerful. They just want to follow them to be safe in this dark It would be nice to live a little longer.

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On the other side, after returning to the headquarters, the head of the Dark God Sect was furious.

How many years have I not used force, and when I came out, I was beaten to a tie by a little kid, I am so ashamed.

The self-proclaimed God of Darkness, invincible in the world, usually says the same thing to his opponents, but now...

Looking at the eyes of those under him now, he wished he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in.

Although it was a tie, but he is a child and he is a god, this is already a failure, it is a shame and a shame.

In a rage, he slapped down and killed more than a dozen of his subordinates. He was still angry, sitting on the golden couch, his throat kept making gurgling sounds, and the blood-red eyes made the few standing below tremble. , I am afraid that the sect master will take their lives to vent their anger again.

Wang Rao, the former high-ranking member of the Huaxia National Federation of Science and Military Affairs, and the director general of the Federation of Science and Technology, was also there. His head was covered in cold sweat, and his body was shaking like a sieve. However, his old and cunning eyes were rolling around, thinking about how to quickly calm down The sect master's anger, in case he would be smashed into the head with a palm like those men in black next to him.

"Sect master, calm down! The villain has an idea here, which can relieve you. Didn't that brat take his mother and that Liu Yueqing away? Why don't you use your mind to let these two puppets die directly in front of him , In that case, he will definitely be very angry and painful, just imagine, seeing your mother and friends die in front of you and being helpless, haha... I can't wait to..."

"Boom!"

When Wang Rao was talking excitedly, a palm print suddenly appeared in the void in front of him, and slapped him heavily. His figure flew up, and after turning around in the air for a few times, Wang Rao hit the thick wall On top of that, he spit out a mouthful of blood, and suddenly couldn't laugh.

"Idiot!" On the golden couch, the door master dressed rudely and said, "Have you ever seen a god use your schemes to deal with a humble mortal? Don't you think it's not enough for me to be ashamed?"

"Sect master, this subordinate, this subordinate has made a mistake! Please forgive me, sect master." Wang Rao knelt on the ground and coughed dryly.

"Hmph." The door master snorted coldly, his face was covered with black veil again, and two red dots flashed on the black veil.

Before, he and Zhang Long had a fair, just and open one-on-one duel, and the result was a tie. Moreover, he had spoken harsh words proudly before, not to mention that Zhang Long could beat him, even if he could beat him. After ten strokes, he released him. Although he didn't say these words, he thought so in his heart.

In the end, he was beaten to a tie by Zhang Long. If Liu Yueqing and Mo Xue's lives were used to threaten each other like a rogue, then what kind of god would he still be, and how would he face those subordinates who called him the God of Darkness?
Although he is perverted, he will not become a fool. He still has some advanced human thinking. That's why when Zhang Long took away Mo Xue and Liu Yueqing, he didn't stop him, and he was powerless to stop him. He couldn't help Zhang Long. Just like Zhang Long couldn't help him, if he deliberately blocked him, he could only fight endlessly, which was a waste of time.

"What are you still doing here? Go and help me get that eight-star weapon! With that weapon, next time, I will be able to take that kid's head with my own hands!" Liang stared at Wang Rao and cursed.

"Yes, yes, my subordinates will do it right away." Wang Rao kowtowed repeatedly, and when he finished speaking, he got up and prepared to leave the hall.

"Wait!" The door master stopped him again, swept his cold eyes around the hall, then stared at one of the men in black and said, "You bring some people to follow him, if he can't handle it in a month When you get to the weapon, come to me with his head."

"Yes!" The man in black robe lowered his head and responded in a cold voice. After finishing speaking, he turned his head and followed Wang Rao.

Wang Rao stared, gasped, and broke out in a cold sweat again. He didn't dare to hesitate anymore, and quickly stepped out of the hall, called a fighter plane, and set off in a hurry, heading straight for Shuojing in the north of Huaxia Kingdom.