God level funny comparison system

Many years later, Zhang Long was interviewed by a well-known media. The reporter asked Zhang Long why he was always so optimistic.

Zhang Long only replied with one sentence: "As long as you smile, the sadness in life will naturally fade away."

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"Death is so cheap, can you take it easy first, I just finished my physical task, and I'm going to fall apart." In the dormitory, Zhang Long was lying on the bed, his eyes full of helplessness, and he was communicating with the little girl in his heart.

"No, it's a task issued by the Burning Sword system. You have earned forty energy stones, but your level is only level two. If you want to upgrade the skill card, you can only increase the level of the Burning Sword system first." You have the authority to upgrade the skill card." The little girl pouted, also very helplessly.

Zhang Long took a breath, "Okay, let's talk about it, what is the mission?"

"Giggle..." The little girl laughed, and Zhang Long's heart suddenly trembled, "This mission is very comfortable."

"Comfortable? Don't make detours, hurry up." Zhang Long didn't believe that the Zhijian system could give him a comfortable task?Damn, unless the sun comes out in the west.

Hearing this, the little girl in the Sea of ​​Consciousness raised her eyebrows, and said leisurely: "Tonight, you only need to sleep in instructor Han Xiaole's room for one night, and you can pass the test without letting her find out. Of course, if she is in In the case of the room."

Zhang Long was stunned.

His eyes became dull, Zhang Long looked at the Xiaguang outside the door, he was a little confused for a while, he couldn't understand.

"Cough," after a pause, he coughed lightly, and said in disbelief, "It's my fault, is it my brain or yours? Have you seen Han Xiaole's room? Your sister, what do you think?" Is it possible for two people to sleep in that ten-square-meter house at the same time without being discovered by the other party? Unless you help me hide."

"Invisibility is impossible." The little girl resolutely refused, "As for how not to be discovered, it's up to you. I've done it for you, and you're still doing it."

Zhang Long took a deep breath, and the mood that had finally calmed down was not calm again. This Zhijian system is really evil, isn't there a normal task?
"Damn it, I want to ask you, what is the use of such a nonsense task? Don't tell me that the Zhijian system just wants to play with me, or I will despise it." Zhang Long took a deep breath while holding back With the impulse to run away.

"Of course it's not for playing with you. Every mission in the Sunburning Sword system has a purpose. But this mission seems simple, but it contains a very wide range of meanings."

"For example?" Zhang Long raised his eyebrows and smiled disdainfully.

"For example, it can exercise your state of mind, keep you calm, and exercise your ability to calmly think about problems after encountering things, as well as your ability to adapt to the direction of things and possible changes..." the little girl whispered. a lot.

"Wow...you can really talk." Zhang Long smiled helplessly. Sleeping in the instructor's room for one night can have so many effects?This story is pure bullshit.The point is, that's a female instructor, and Zhang Long just offended her, don't die!
"Are you going to execute it or not!" Seeing that Zhang Long's mood was fading, the little girl became angry all of a sudden.

"Do I have a choice?" Zhang Long rolled his eyes.

"Of course not! It must be executed. The difference is that you don't have to suffer from electric shock if you take the initiative to execute it." The little girl said in a deep voice.

"Heh," Zhang Long chuckled, "Then it's a shame, let's do it."

After finishing speaking, Zhang Long turned his eyes to the room opposite the dormitory, which was Han Xiaole's single dormitory. Looking at the dormitory, Zhang Long's heartbeat slowly accelerated. Who is Han Xiaole? The attitude towards other instructors is obviously a high status among the many instructors of the Wulian Association, that is to say, the strength is very strong, and it is still for the beautiful woman who was offended by Zhang Long.

Sleeping in someone else's room all night, tsk tsk, Zhang Long raised his hand and rubbed his temple vigorously, he had a headache.

After a while, a male instructor came and took everyone to the cafeteria for dinner. After eating, the male instructor brought them back.

After sternly reprimanding everyone, and explaining that no messing around at night, no noise in the dormitory, no opening the door, and many other details, the male instructor left.

After all, there are tens of thousands of freshmen, and even the Martial Arts Federation can't replace Han Xiaole with extra people. Besides, Han Xiaole just made a mistake today, so he won't be dismissed as an instructor. He is accepting criticism in the middle-aged man's office right now. Come back when you're done.

Before Han Xiaole came back, Zhang Long sneaked into Han Xiaole's room.The rest of the dormitory didn't pay attention either. Most people didn't like Zhang Long, the pervert who caused everyone to be crazy, so naturally they didn't care where he went.

As for Xiang Chaoyang and Chen Siyu, Zhang Long had already told them that no matter who asked, they could only say one word if they were killed... Zhang Long went to the toilet.

When everyone was not paying attention, Zhang Long pushed open Han Xiaole's door, sneaked in, and then closed the door without any trace.

Turning around to look, Zhang Long opened his mouth wide and his eyes were full of excitement.

Han Xiaole's room doesn't look big, but it has all internal organs.From the outside, it looks like a dilapidated and simple brick house, but the decoration inside is extremely high-end and grand.

The whole room is decorated in white, with a floor as white as jade, misty white gauze curtains, a table like white agate, and a pot of bright red flower branches on the table, which adds a little bit of beauty to this white room, like blood stained white. same skirt.

The white bed, and the white wardrobe, combined with the faint unknown fragrance, are holy and pure.

"Your grandma, can't you imagine that this barbaric instructor still listens to the innocent." Looking around, Zhang Long sighed.

Although the room was small, there was a small room less than ten steps away from the bed. Zhang Long went in and saw that it was a bathroom and toilet. In addition to the toilet, there was a clean white bathtub. The top is also covered with light gauze, which is spotless.

"I'm so pissed off, that brat lied to me and asked me to apologize to him, so I won't apologize!" Just then, Han Xiaole's angry voice came from outside the door.

"My mother..." Zhang Long stared at him suddenly, the calmness he could maintain before was completely lost in Han Xiaole's voice, thinking of Han Xiaole's eyes that wanted to tear him apart, Zhang Long was in a panic.

As the footsteps got closer, Zhang Long became more and more nervous until he was in chaos.

"Death is cheap, what should I do, hurry up, help me hide." Zhang Long rolled his eyes clattering, looking for a hiding place in the small room, while yelling at the little girl in the sea of ​​consciousness.

"Calm down, be calm." The little girl murmured earnestly, "The test of this task is to be calm. Only by being calm can you be calm, and only by being calm can you come up with a better way."

"Damn it!" Zhang Long rolled his eyes, knowing that this dead man would only add insult to injury, and would never give help in a timely manner.

"Squeak..." The door rang, and a ray of light was projected through the crack of the door, and the sky outside had already dimmed.

At this critical moment, Zhang Long's eyes fell on Han Xiaole's bed, and this place was the only reliable place in the whole room.

With his eyes widened, Zhang Long kicked his feet on the ground suddenly, then leaned back, and slipped under the bed with a beautiful glide.

Fortunately, Han Xiaole was opening the door, and the sound of opening the door covered up Zhang Long's movement, so he was not found.

"Boom." The door closed, Han Xiaole walked in, and turned on the light with a snap. Immediately, the whole room was lit up.

Lying on the bottom of the bed, Zhang Long didn't dare to move. Cold sweat was already forming on his forehead. He could see Han Xiaole's shiny leather shoes. If he was found, he would definitely die.

Looking at Han Xiaole's leather shoes gradually approaching, Zhang Long didn't dare to show his breath, and his body was even more motionless, only a pair of eyes were flickering with horror.

Only at this moment did he truly understand the meaning of this task. Damn it, it really tested his psychological quality.

Thinking about staying under this bed all night, Zhang Long felt his heart twist into a twist.

"Plop." Han Xiaole sat on the bed, a few drops of dust fell from the bottom of the bed and stuck to Zhang Long's face. Zhang Long stared and dared not move.

"Zhang Long, you brat, just wait." On the bed, Han Xiaole turned his head to look in the direction of the students' dormitory, and murmured with resentment in his eyes.

"That was my mother's first kiss, and you, a pervert, have been taken advantage of, huh..." The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and Han Xiaole's breathing became rough.

Under the bed, Zhang Long's handsome face was distorted into a chrysanthemum. Just hearing Han Xiaole's attitude, he knew how much he hated himself. Pull your teeth out of the tiger's mouth.