God level funny comparison system

"Long, you are still as handsome as before!"

"Oh, there's no way. Who made us naturally beautiful? In fact, you don't understand. Being too handsome is also a troublesome thing. But you, Brother Hu, although you are not afraid of the cold, you don't have to dress like this. You will be regarded as an exhibitionist of."

"Damn it! If I don't dress like this, can others see my sexy muscle lines?"

"Makes sense!"

"Hehe, in fact, it's mainly because I don't have money to buy clothes. It's all caused by those bastards from the Dark God Sect. My card has been suspended."

……

Tie Ruanxiang, Zhao Hu, and Tie Kui boarded the fighter plane, and the fighter plane was still slowly rising into the sky, and everyone couldn't wait to chat. Seeing that Zhang Long didn't mean to mention the incident back then, and that he had nothing to do with Zhao Hu chatted very naturally, just like back then, without any estrangement, Tie Ruanxiang also smiled excitedly, it seems that Zhang Long didn't blame her, and couldn't help admiring the kid's broad-mindedness.

In fact, when Monk Zhang Long was caught up in the Wulian Association, he ate and drank for a year, and he had long forgotten who leaked the word.

The fighter plane took off, left the almost razed Tie family, and flew in the direction of Tianshan City. However, when passing by Kewu University, Zhang Long couldn't help but look down.

It didn't matter, he immediately stopped the fighter plane.

Kewu University was already empty. When the war broke out, Kewu University was in the summer vacation, and when the term started, no one cared to go to school.

However, the playground of Kewu University is very lively at the moment. A group of members of the Federation of Science and Technology and the Dark God Sect are escorting a group of teachers who are mostly over sixty years old, and they are slowly walking under a high platform, and on the high platform , sitting with a group of small leaders of the Federation of Science and Technology and the Dark God Sect.

Zhang Long swept across the row of teachers, his heart trembled, he saw Luo Shuang's figure.The heroic head teacher back then looked very embarrassed at the moment, with disheveled hair, crumpled clothes, and electric handcuffs specially used to control warriors.

"Damn it!" Looking at this scene, Zhang Long and Zhao Hu shouted at the same time, and the rest of Lin Yanran and Tie Ruanxiang were also angry.

The fighter plane is suspended at an altitude of several thousand meters, and the mental strength of the people below cannot be felt, and they are still preparing to perform today's official duties step by step.

Soon, a group of teachers were escorted to stand in front of the high platform, lined up, while the first-class members of the Science Federation and the Dark God Sect were divided into two teams, each occupying two sides, with long swords and energy guns in their hands. Aim at the row of teachers in front of you.

Among this group of teachers, except for Luo Shuang, the rest have no cultivation level. When they were in Kewu University, they were mainly responsible for teaching in the field of science and technology. They looked old and weak, but they were famous in the whole country after their names were spoken. It's a pity that when the war comes, even if you learn to be rich and talented, you can't compete with other people's force.

Almost all the good teachers in Kewu University have already fled the school. The reason why Luo Shuang didn't leave was because his parents didn't want to leave the place where he had been teaching for a lifetime, and Luo Shuang himself couldn't bear to part with this school.

"Everyone, can you see the blood on the ground?" This is, a guy in the uniform of the Federation of Science and Technology said on the high platform.

All the teachers, old or young, all tilted their heads, with angry expressions on their faces. The ground under the high platform and even the ground where the teachers were standing were all stained with blood, which had dried up and turned purple. It is the red playground ground, which is even more shocking.

"Don't be afraid, as long as you cooperate, issue a school opening notice to all students, and call them to the school, hehe, not only will we not kill you, but we will reward you, the more students you call back, the more rewards we will have How about a lot? Think about it?"

"Think about your uncle!" Luo Shuang was the first to shout angrily, "Do you still have humanity? Do you not even let those students go? Let us help you gather the students so that you can take them away? Or change your mind?" Become those of them who are neither human nor ghost?"

As he spoke, Luo Shuang stared at the men in black who were obviously half-puppets on the high platform.

The man in black was not angry, but still looked indifferent.

"Hehe," the leading member of the Federation of Science and Technology was not angry, but smiled sinisterly, and then glanced at the other teachers and said, "It's normal for young people to be impulsive, and these elderly teachers here should understand current affairs. Junjie’s reasoning, the situation is clear now, the whole world is about to fall into the hands of our Federation of Science and Technology and the great Dark God Sect, so don’t struggle, resistance is just meaningless death.”

"He who understands current affairs is a hero? Haha..." An elderly teacher suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed. Although his hands were handcuffed behind him, he still held his head high. Lang Lang shouted: "This sentence must be greedy for life and afraid of death. Invented by sinister and cunning people to cover up their shameless virtues! I am old, if I follow you to frame those young students, it is better to let me die early! This way at least I can get a good name!"

"That's right! We won't recruit students for you! If you don't die, Kewu University will never start!"

"Don't be delusional, we are teachers of Kewu University, the best school in the country, we will not discredit Kewu University!"

"Although there is no one in Kewu University today, its students are all righteous. Your good days will not last long!"

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The scene became a bit heroic, all the teachers began to shout loudly, like shouting slogans, the more excited they shouted, the louder their voices became.

"Shut up!" Suddenly, the leading member of the Federation of Science and Technology suddenly got up and shouted, and then jumped into a rage, "Okay, okay, if you don't agree, you will die if you don't agree!"

"Everyone get ready!" He raised his palm, and the members of the Science Federation and the Dark God Sect behind the teachers also raised their weapons, ready to harvest the lives of these people.

"My God, what is that?" At this moment, a teacher suddenly looked up at the sky and exclaimed.

In the sky, a dazzling sunlight and a black light rushed straight down, like two black and white meteors, entangled, and they reached the eyes in an instant.

"Hula!" A strong wind blew up the entire playground, and the dust was flying. The strong wind made people unable to open their eyes, and everyone instinctively raised their hands to cover it.

And at the moment of this chaos, a series of hissing sounds came, which were drowned in the howling wind and could not be heard.

But a few seconds later, the scene returned to silence, the sun was still slanting westward, and the air was still cold, but the clean air was filled with a strong smell of blood.

During this special period, everyone is extremely sensitive to this bloody smell. Not only the teachers, but even the people from the Federation of Science and Technology and the Anshenmen on the stage hurriedly looked around, looking for the source of the bloody smell. In the end, they All of them stared at the leading member of the Federation of Science and Technology.

Everything was completed in the blink of an eye, from seeing the two streamers of light in the sky to everything being still, it was only a moment. The member of the Federation of Science and Technology who stood up even kept raising his hand, and even he himself was a little dazed. Knowing that someone else suddenly looked at him because of Mao, he also looked up at his arm.

So, he saw the red line on the forearm spread rapidly, until it circled the forearm, and then there was a click, followed by another puff, half of the arm fell to the ground, and blood gushed out. out.

"Hiss... ah..." The man stared and gasped, then hugged his arms and screamed in pain, fell to the ground, rolling all over the ground, blood flying randomly.

Everyone was stunned, especially the group of teachers who didn't know what happened.

"Who, who did it?" At this time, next to the leading man, another member of the Federation of Science and Technology stood up.

"Hiss!" As soon as he finished speaking, there was another creepy sound, and everyone stared round their eyes again and gasped for air. They saw a silvery-white brilliance sweep across the air, cutting directly from the speaker's neck. past.

Then, the speaker's head flew, his body stood straight, and a stream of blood spurted from his flat neck like a fountain.

"Wow!" All of a sudden, everyone panicked, and the remaining few members of the Federation of Science and Technology and the Dark God Sect on the high platform all stood up, drew out their long swords and energy guns, and scanned around.

"Why are you still standing there? Kill me, kill them all!" shouted a man looking at the row of people who were preparing to execute the teachers behind the group of teachers.

"Plop, plop..." As soon as he finished speaking, a dozen people lined up behind the teachers fell down one after another. There was no life in their round eyes, only deep horror remained. It seems to have been dead for a long time.

"Oh my god..." Looking at all this, a gray-haired teacher sighed in embarrassment.

"This, this, what's going on here? Yes, are those two streamers? What are they? Where are they?" Another teacher asked.

"Could it be retribution? Haha... yes, it is retribution! Your retribution is coming! Haha..." The righteous teacher from before stared at the few remaining people on the high platform and laughed.

"Retribution? I don't believe it... Boo, boo!" The guy who ordered everyone to shoot earlier roared in panic, as if he was about to shoot at the laughing teacher, but the terrifying voice was faster than him.

A silver light flashed, and after two consecutive sounds of metal rubbing against flesh and blood, the hands of the member of the Federation of Science and Technology fell off while holding the gun, and then a silver light pierced through his neck.