God level funny comparison system

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Zhang Long vaguely heard the little girl's calling.

"Zhang Long, wake up, wake up quickly."

The voice sounded softly in Zhang Long's mind, like a dream.

Zhang Long slowly opened his eyes. Just as he was about to stretch, his gaze froze. After looking around, he remembered that he was still lying under instructor Han Xiaole's bed, and he lost all sleepiness.

"Ouch, you finally woke up." In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl heaved a sigh of relief.

"Your sister, I fell asleep so easily, why did you wake me up? Did you deliberately want to make me nervous?" Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long cursed angrily in his heart.

The little girl rolled her eyes, "It's not that I want to call you, but that you snore while sleeping. Are you not afraid of being discovered by Han Xiaole?"

"..." Zhang Long opened his mouth wide, held his breath and concentrated on it, and didn't feel relieved until he was sure that Han Xiaole's snoring was even.

He had also forgotten that he had the habit of snoring, and with being so tired these days, the snoring must have been very loud. He was frightened into a cold sweat by the little girl's reminder.

Fortunately, he was not found. If Han Xiaole heard his snoring, he would probably die in his sleep.

"Fuck me, when will it be dawn?" Looking around at the still dark room, Zhang Long sighed hopelessly, he really couldn't bear this nervous feeling.

"It's early. If you plan to sleep again, you'd better cover your mouth with something." The little girl reminded.

Zhang Long nodded. It was a good idea. Looking around, Han Xiaole could vaguely see the clothes thrown on the ground in the light cast from the crack of the door.

Grinning, Zhang Long looked away again. You can't cover your mouth with Han Xiaole's clothes. If you oversleep, Han Xiaole will be miserable if he can't find the clothes. Moreover, Zhang Long's heart beats faster when he sees the clothes, so he covers his mouth I'm even more restless when I go online, so I'd better look for something else.

I touched my body, but there was nothing.Zhang Long blinked, and was thinking whether to take off a sock to cover his mouth, when a strange feeling arose spontaneously.

"Death is so cheap," Zhang Long stared suddenly, with a look of horror in his eyes, and murmured: "It's over."

"What's the matter?" the little girl asked impatiently.

"I, I seem to have a little urgency to urinate." Rolling his eyes, Zhang Long felt it and said.

"..." The little girl rolled her eyes again, and fainted directly in the void of the Sea of ​​Consciousness.

However, the two were silent, but Zhang Long broke the silence after only a few minutes.

"Oh, I'm too cheap to die, help me, I can't hold it anymore, I'm about to urinate, what should I do?" Lying under the bed, Zhang Long's legs trembled, he gritted his teeth, his face turned red, he shouted anxiously in his heart Talk to the little girl.

"What should I do? You can figure it out, and I'm not going to carry out the task." The little girl rolled her eyes angrily.

"Nimma..." Zhang Long's voice became depressed, he was afraid that he would urinate if he exerted too much force. He drank too much water when he was eating at night. .

"Damn it, do you want me to pee on my pants? If the liquid flows out from the bottom of the bed, Han Xiaole will find it in the next morning. Hurry up and find a way." The more nervous the more anxious, Zhang Long was a little at a loss At a loss.

The little girl became more calm, and said lazily: "Don't you have a brain? Don't you think? I told you, this task is to exercise your patience and calmness. Only when you are calm can you think of a better way. "

"Oh..." Zhang Long nodded again and again, his eyeballs flickering in the darkness all around, while observing, he muttered in his heart: "Calm down, calm down, you must be calm, find a way to find a way."

Then, Zhang Long's gaze stayed in the direction of the bathroom not far away. The bathroom cubicle is only six or seven steps away from Han Xiaole's bed, and he should not be found if he sneaks over.However, Zhang Long quickly dismissed this idea, because when he came in before, the bathroom door was open, but Han Xiaole actually closed the door after taking a shower, and there would be a sound when the door was opened, and Han Xiaole might be caught. If found, that would be bad.

Absolutely no risk, lurking under someone’s female instructor’s bed late at night, and being suspected of peeping at someone’s bath, if this is exposed, the series of impacts will be unbearable for Zhang Long, after all, this is not Kewu University, Kewu University is surrounded by Leying and Luo Shuang, and the Wulian Association will not joke with you, maybe you will be expelled.

Never take any chances.

"Your mother gave me a kiss, why did you do that!" While gasping for air, resisting the urge to urinate, Zhang Long observed the scene outside the bed.

A few seconds later, Zhang Long glanced around and landed on the table in the middle of the room.

"This is the only way, let's fight." Staring at a plastic cup on the table that he didn't know when, Zhang Long made a decision in his heart.

He slowly crawled out from under the bed in a crawling posture, his overall posture was like a tortoise, he didn't dare to move in the slightest, even though Han Xiaole's men's black socks were in front of him, he didn't dare to move, just moved little by little Come out until the mouth is in intimate contact with the sock.

Zhang Long's heart began to burn with an unknown flame again.

"Zhang Long, can you be a little promising? Those are socks. Your reaction should be to vomit, not get excited." In the sea of ​​consciousness, the little girl said helplessly.

Zhang Long grinned, looked at the socks in front of him, then quickly closed his eyes, and said in his heart: "But this is a mature beauty, and it's the socks of an instructor."

"Ah..." The little girl was a little desperate, "Man doesn't have a good thing."

It wasn't until the whole body crawled out from under the bed that Zhang Long dared to stand up, and then tiptoed to the white table in the center of the room.

As soon as Zhang Long saw the cup, he became even more anxious to urinate, feeling that his stomach was too full to hold on.

Looking back at Han Xiaole, she was sleeping soundly, motionless, her body was covered with a snow-white quilt, her mouth was slightly opened, and she let out a weak snoring sound.

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long forced his hands not to tremble, then took the plastic cup, pulled off his belt, and urinated into the cup.

Before this, Zhang Long never felt that peeing in the cup was such a great thing, but now he has a different experience. If he wants to urinate into the cup without making a sound or leaking a drop of liquid, And at the same time, beware of the enemies who are close at hand waking up at any time. Technical work is a great test both physically and psychologically.

So Zhang Long thought of a better way. He tilted the cup so that the liquid would flow in against the wall of the cup, so that there would be no sound.

This is Zhang Long's usual way of pouring beer when drinking. I didn't expect this method to be used in this kind of environment. Sure enough, life is full of experience.

The somewhat yellowish liquid flowed silently for a few minutes. Seeing that the large plastic water cup was about to be full, Zhang Long's heart was thumping, he was so nervous that he was about to die. What if this guy can't fit in?Is it possible to brake at this time, shit, can't brake, besides, what should I do if I get sick?
But luckily, when the last drop of liquid fell into the glass, the glass was just full.

A cup full of urine was hot. Looking at the cup in his hand, Zhang Long smiled inexplicably, and then looked back at Han Xiaole. He really didn't know what reaction Han Xiaole would have when he saw the cup.

Looking away, Zhang Long rolled his eyes, looked around again, and then saw a thick-core fountain pen on the bedside table next to Han Xiaole's bed, which should be used by Han Xiaole to record important things on weekdays.

He sneaked to the side of the bed, picked up the fountain pen, sneaked back to the table, screwed the lid of the cup, and wrote a large character on the side of the cup... Urine!

Next to the word urine, Zhang Long wrote a few small characters in brackets...Male, not a boy!

Looking at the finished cup, Zhang Long almost couldn't hold back his laughter. The nervousness he had before had faded a lot, but now he was eager to see Han Xiaole's expression when he looked at the cup.

In the Sea of ​​Consciousness, the little girl looked at the relaxed Zhang Long, and was quite relieved. She turned her head to look at the darkness behind her and said, "The Sunburning Sword System, I'm afraid this bitch is the only one in the world who can laugh at this time."

After finishing everything, Zhang Long deliberately placed the cup under the table, put the fountain pen back on the bedside table, and then quietly lay back under the bed.

When he sneaked to the bed, Han Xiaole suddenly kicked the quilt, and the sound made by the quilt was like stepping on the sky in Zhang Long's eyes, and he was so scared that he immediately stood upright like a zombie.

Fortunately, Han Xiaole just kicked the quilt, and then fell asleep peacefully.