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This fucking mission lasted for nearly half a year, but only one month has passed on the earth. Although it was only one month, Zhang Long, the brothers and the beauties couldn't hold back their longing.

Brothers like Dynasty, Ma Han, Xiang Chaoyang and Zhao Hu are fine. When Brother Long was about to enter the Haitian Mountain Region, he said that he was going to retreat for cultivation. Since it is a retreat for cultivation, it is impossible to come out so soon.But Lin Yanran and the girls couldn't take it anymore. It's been a month since they've seen each other, and the flowers are about to wither. Zhang Long came back and threatened to kill Zhang Long's child if he didn't come back to have sex with her.

Xiang Chaoyang was stunned. If it was Lin Yanran and Qi Yaxin who were pregnant with Brother Long, it was very possible, but Nuo Wan'er had never had a substantial relationship with Zhang Long at all. Are you pregnant?Ever since, everyone suspected that Nuo Wan'er had given Zhang Long a green light, and a group of brothers surrounded Nuo Wan'er for various interrogations. In the end, Nuo Wan'er gave the answer confidently, saying that Zhang Long had hugged her, and more than once.

Xiang Chaoyang and the others were stunned again, not only doubting Nuo Wan'er's IQ, but also doubting her major, at least she is a student of bioengineering, and she doesn't know how to get pregnant?Can you get pregnant by hugging?At first glance, he didn't study hard. Back in school, he slept on the same pillow as Brother Long.

Later, in order to correct Nuo Waner's unforgivable mistake, Yao Zicheng and Yu Fanjian demonstrated it in person. They hugged each other tightly and stood in front of Nuo Waner for two hours. Finally, they borrowed the professional equipment of the Federation of Science and Technology to scan There was no sign of pregnancy in the stomachs of the two of them. Nuo Wan'er suddenly realized her ignorance and began to ask everyone how to get pregnant.

There was no other way, the men had no choice but to throw this question to Lin Yanran and the girls, thinking that it would be more virtuous for the girls to tell Nuo Wan'er this kind of question quietly.

On the other hand, Yao Zicheng and Yu Fanjian both broke out in a cold sweat when their stomachs were scanned. They named two men and it was impossible to get pregnant just by hugging each other. But when they looked at their stomachs on the screen, they still felt The whole body trembled with guilt, for fear that she was really pregnant. After staying with Zhang Long for a long time, everyone believed in a truth, miracles are everywhere!
But after this incident, everyone decided to let Zhang Long come back as soon as possible, otherwise the tigresses in the family would suffer serious accidents if they lacked the nourishment of Brother Long for a long time.

So Xiang Chaoyang and the other hundred brothers gave up playing poker, squatting on the street looking at beauties, and even giving up the harassment of famous ladies from various families who came here every night, and entered Haitian Mountain in unison. Domain, began to search for traces of Brother Long.

On the second day of searching, Brother Long showed up.

The weather is fine and clear, the sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the sea, sky and mountains are full of purples and reds. Suddenly, there is a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and there is a sound of crackling, and several strong currents are entangled together. Appeared, and then directly connected to the earth, a mountain top was split into smoke, and then, Zhang Long's figure appeared in front of everyone.

Brother Long is still the same Brother Long, but the clothes are really shabby and torn, like a savage.

When Brother Long appeared, he was lying on the ground with his eyes closed, motionless, as if he was dead.

Xiang Chaoyang glanced at each other, and then Ma Han took the lead to take a few steps forward, and called out vigilantly, "Brother Long? What's going on? Are you flying in the sky?"

"Brother Long, are you dead?" Yao Zicheng shouted again.

"Dragon, don't pretend, you can't die, you are the king of the millennium and the tortoise of the 8 years. As the saying goes, good people don't live long, and evils stay for thousands of years. It was tailor-made for you." Zhao Hu sneered. .

Of course, everyone would not think that Brother Long was dead. Whoever Brother Long was, he could still be picked up after his head was cut off, so how could he be dead.

"Brother Long? Are you dead? Say something." Yao Zicheng picked his nostrils and said lazily.

"Your dead man can talk? You idiot." Xu Xianlong turned around and scolded Yao Zicheng.

"You know what?" Yao Zicheng rolled his eyes at Xu Xianlong, "Brother Long is different, he can talk even after death."

"Aha!" Xu Xianlong's eyes widened, "Is this about to fight?"

"Hit it! I'm afraid of you!" Yao Zicheng met each other.

"Pacha!" As soon as the voice fell, Yao Zicheng was slapped on the face, and when he looked again, Xu Xianlong had jumped more than ten meters away, and he was laughing loudly, "Ahaha, you have been tricked, come and hit me Ah, come and hit me, you idiot, ahaha, this is called a soldier who never tires of cheating!"

"Boom!" Before Xu Xianlong's laughter fell, Ji Chen, who was closest to him, kicked his ass, rolled his eyes and said, "Laughing like a joke, fighting soldiers is not tired of cheating, wretched is wretched. "

"Haha..." Yao Zicheng, who was slapped by Xu Xianlong, laughed happily when he saw Xu Xianlong being slapped. When Xu Xianlong was about to get up, he ran over to fix his foot again. Unfortunately, he was too excited to do it. A more chic action, so he accidentally flicked a piece of booger on the face of another brother, so Yao Zicheng was brought down by another brother.

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Soon, a group of brothers fought into a ball, screaming, completely forgetting the purpose of this trip.

Zhang Long was woken up by these guys, sat up, glanced around the huddled crowd, looked at the filled dust, shook his head helplessly, then got a cigarette from the storage space and prepared to light it.

"Stop smoking! Be mentally prepared, the fire is coming!" At this moment, the dead in the sea of ​​consciousness shouted.

"What the hell?" Zhang Long dropped the cigarette he had just put in his mouth.

"It's hot out of the sky, now that the mission is over, you're going to start leveling up. Damn, haven't you noticed that your experience is soaring? I guess you can go up to many levels!" Sheng Zhijian danced excitedly, with his white skirt fluttering, constantly appearing. The snow-white scenery under the skirt.

But Zhang Long opened his mouth wide, his eyes full of sadness, "Fire out of the sky? Come again?"

When the fire was flowing outside the sky, Zhang Long would appear in a state similar to leaving his soul when he was absorbing the berserk energy of the original blood of the universe.

"Kachacha." Before Zhang Long was ready, a thunderbolt appeared again in the blue sky.

The blue lightning like a spider web spread across the entire sky in an instant, and immediately, blood-colored clouds seeped out from the sky, as if the sky was a person's skin, torn apart by the lightning.

The color of blood permeated everywhere, and in the blink of an eye, the color of blood condensed into a neat round cloud, suspended in the sky like a huge mushroom that covered the sky and the sun.

Then, there was a strong wind between the sky and the earth, and thick pillars of blood extended down from the clouds, like roaring pythons, across tens of thousands of meters of sky in an instant, and came straight to the land where Zhang Long was.

For a moment, the brothers stopped fighting and all stared blankly at the shocking vision in the sky.

"噗噗咒..." Suddenly, the sound of flesh and blood being pierced came, and everyone looked at Zhang Long in horror. Brother Long had stood up, with his head raised, and the black cloth all over his body was exposed to the wind like his short hair. Flying in the middle, the blood column pierced into his body from all directions, like an oil pipeline, the blood column began to squirm crazily, and the viscous blood in it was exaggeratedly poured into Zhang Long's body.

"Uh...ah..." The soul was shaken, as if the pain that was about to be pulled away came from Zhang Long, making Zhang Long roar to the sky.

His eyes turned blood red in an instant, and his body exploded with a bang in a circle of air waves. All of a sudden, all the remaining cloth strips on his body turned into powder, dissipating and becoming invisible.

The fire from the sky poured in continuously, the wind raged, and the aura of the whole world was aroused, frantically converging towards Zhang Long, and all the flowers and plants on the surrounding mountains, rivers and land all tilted towards Zhang Long, as if at this moment , Zhang Long is the center of the universe.

A few minutes later, Zhang Long's body began to levitate, and after flying hundreds of meters, he was suspended in the air, covered in blood columns, connecting to the blood-colored cloud in the sky.

"Hey!" Ma Han exclaimed from below, "Brother Long, is he practicing?"

The rest of the people shook their heads and did not agree with this explanation.

"What the hell is cultivation? This is obviously irrigation!" a friend from the countryside said in a low voice.

In the sky, Zhang Long began to roll his eyes again. In his vague and trembling consciousness, except for the strange picture, the spaceship of the Fengling Islands, the man in the white robe who appeared on the sky of the earth, and the two opposites of the Yutian star and the evil star. landscapes, and dynasties...

Chao Chao's eyes were blood-red, and black air billowed all over his body. He was suspended in a black-red world. Behind him stood a few humanoid creatures whose faces could not be seen clearly. Behind him was a large group of dark creatures. The red world is pure Mieshi, and those dark creatures are Mieling.

At the same time, in the vast and endless universe, in a demon world other than Tiansha, a silver-gray heart-shaped stone, the size of a palm, suddenly flew up from a mountain with a sharp cry. There was a sound of breaking wind, and when it was suspended in the air, this strange mountain area trembled violently, and vast ripples appeared in the sky, rolling away in all directions.

And the next moment, around the unfamiliar mountains of this strange planet, countless human-shaped demon spirits flew into the sky, wearing various clothes, and carrying various weapons, rushed towards the silver-gray heart-shaped stone, and shouted Shouting in an incomprehensible language, everyone's eyes were full of greed and fanaticism, as if they wanted to snatch this strange but obviously extraordinary stone.

That stone is exactly the same stone as the Rubik's Cube of the Zhijian system. In fact, when Zhang Long sparked the fire outside the sky last time, such a stone suddenly appeared on this strange planet, which aroused the attention of all forces. It's a pity that they couldn't catch up with the stone's escape speed in the end, making it disappear in this mountain area, so they didn't want to leave, and waited hard in this mountain area until they saw the stone again reproduce.

The important thing is that apart from this strange planet, this silver-gray heart-shaped stone appeared on several planets in the universe at this moment, some appeared in the demon world, some appeared in the prosperous world, and even some Appearing in the ordinary world and the mortal world, the same thing is that they all suddenly flew up from a corner, making the whole world turbulent, and the silver-gray surface was glowing with a touch of blood red, which also attracted all parties of the planet to which they belonged. power struggle.