God level funny comparison system

"Brother Long, woooo... I really don't know, I don't have the guts to fight against you, woooo... Please let me go, I have old and young and young..." Dude Holding Zhang Long's leg, crying with snot and tears.

"I'm stupid, you're already young?" Looking at his buddies who were about the same age as him, Zhang Long grinned.

The buddy blinked, thinking that Zhang Long was softening his heart, and hurriedly said happily, "Yeah Brother Long, I, I'm already married, and my child is two years old, but I'm too self-motivated. I spend most of my time with the team and my wife calls me hundreds of times a day and I don't answer."

"Oh," Zhang Long nodded, blinked again, and said, "Since you already have a child, and your wife probably has cheated, there is no point in living, it's better to die."

"Wow." The young man collapsed to the ground again, and after a moment of stunned, he burst into sobs again.

"Why are you crying!" At this moment, the middle-aged man struggled to stand up, came up and kicked the buddy, then looked at Zhang Long with a playful smile and said, "I know, Brother Long is just trying to scare you. He often said that he He has been kind since he was a child, and he is the savior of our entire mankind, how could he have the heart to kill us, right Brother Long?"

"Uh," Zhang Long pursed his lips, looked at the middle-aged man with admiration, raised his hand and patted the middle-aged man's shoulder, and said, "It seems that you know me well."

"Of course, who are you? Although I haven't met you before, I have collected a lot of information about you from various sources, including food, clothing, housing, transportation, hobbies, catchphrases, etc., so I don't think you will kill us, are you really Very kind." The middle-aged man became more confident and excited, and he was so happy to be able to chat with Brother Long face to face, and Brother Long even patted him on the shoulder.

"Okay," Zhang Long sighed compromisingly, "Let's do this, let the rest go, just kill him. I don't like people who think they know me."

"Ugh!" The smile on the middle-aged man's face suddenly froze, he hiccupped, and then he waited with his eyes closed, and fell down straight, foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes.

"Damn it, did you die so quickly?" Looking at the middle-aged man who fainted from shock before making a move, Zhang Long said in surprise, then shook his head, not in the mood to waste time with these people, turned around and glanced at the rickety staff. The staff of the Wulian League shouted: "Hurry up and show me the way, I want to see your refrigeration system."

The loud voice swayed, and the scene became completely lively after a few seconds of silence.

"Yes, yes, Brother Long, please!"

"Why the hell are you just standing there, hurry up and make way for Brother Long!"

"Those two idiots in the chariot, hurry up and get the chariot away!"

"Notify all scientific researchers that Brother Long is here for inspection, so come out and gather for me, oh yes, if anyone is still pissed off as a great scientist and doesn't want to come out, pull him out and kill him!"

The stumbling people got up one after another, two led the way in front, and the rest lined up neatly in two rows, protecting Zhang Long and the others, and headed toward the depths of the base domineeringly.

Along the way, people yelled one by one, and the scientific researchers in the factories ran out one after another, stood neatly at their respective doors, locked on Zhang Long's figure with incomparably awed and fanatical eyes, and watched him off. away.

Soon, Zhang Long came to the deepest part of the research base. In front of him was a metal factory building several stories high and spanning more than 400 meters. The whole body was silvery white, reflecting the dazzling silver light in the sun.

This is the core factory building in the base, which is the most important research project, the absolute zero manufacturing center. Of course, absolute zero cannot be manufactured, and researchers can only use this set of equipment to manufacture infinitely close to absolute zero. Low temperature .

A dozen scientific researchers in white coats were already standing neatly at the door, looking at Zhang Long with the same awe and fanaticism.

Zhang Long ignored them, and after ordering to open the closed door, he went straight in, followed by everyone behind him, even the scientific researchers in front of the factory buildings in all directions.

In the factory building, which is four stories high and more than 400 meters wide, there is a set of extremely large-scale refrigeration equipment, which is composed of several huge parts such as a magnetic field generator, a hadron collider, and a liquid nitrogen return system. Thick metal pipes and densely packed metal strips that transmit energy are scattered in all directions, like a maze.

However, all these things are finally returned to a small metal airtight room. This airtight metal room with a length, width, and height of two meters is the place where the final low temperature is displayed, and it is also the focus of the entire system. It will be produced in this vacuum room and then tested.

"This is the place to test the temperature." After scanning a large circle, Zhang Long stopped in front of the metal room, looked back at a group of scientific researchers and asked.

"Yes, Brother Long," everyone called Long Ge respectfully, "This is the test space for the final temperature. Although there is a door, the surface is isolated by a layer of magnetic field, and it is completely enclosed, and the inside is a vacuum."

"Oh," Zhang Long nodded, "Then is this system working now?"

Looking at Zhang Long's serious look, people can't help but have some doubts. They know who Brother Long is. He's a man who quelled a battle by himself. He turned the tide on the battlefield and slaughtered thousands of miles of land. People, why would they suddenly care about such a so-called useless refrigeration research project?
However, suspicion is suspicion, Brother Long's temper is as perverted as Brother Long's people, they dare not show it, for fear that if Brother Long is unhappy, they will be wiped out.

"Well, just now we heard that you were coming to inspect, we temporarily stopped the operation of the system. Although the system is very strict, if there is any mistake that will cause you any danger, then..."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Do you think Brother Long will be hurt by your broken system? Answer the question briefly and clearly!" Ma Han shouted with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Okay," Zhang Long waved his hand, and said impatiently: "Well, hurry up and restart it. Oh, wait for me to go in and then turn it on again. Remember, what you usually do now, just pretend nothing happened. Be sure to create the lowest temperature you can."

After speaking, Zhang Long strode towards the metal door.

Confused all over the place.

Before this, no one knew what Zhang Long was going to do in this crazy place!I just thought that Brother Long was suddenly nervous, so he went out for a walk and pretended to be aggressive by the way.

Now people know, man, it's not 01:30 that's crazy.If you go in through the metal door, can you fucking come out?
"Wow..." Suddenly, the leading scientific researcher was the first to react, yelled loudly, and ran over with a crash.

In the next second, all eyes stared, and they all rushed over.

Ever since, all kinds of hands and feet greeted Zhang Long, and all kinds of terrified expressions appeared in front of Zhang Long's eyes.

He was picked up by a group of people and dragged directly to the yard. Of course, Zhang Long didn't use his cultivation, if he did, so many people would not be enough for him to deal with.

"Long, are you nervous? The temperature in the confined space is infinitely close to absolute zero. I understand that you don't study well and don't understand physics, but you can't be so stupid as to die. At that temperature, energy will stop moving Yes, do you know what that means? It means that all the energy particles that make up the body will stop, tell me, can you live?" Zhao Hu stared at Zhang Long and cursed angrily.

Then he took a deep breath, put his hands on his hips again, looked back at Luo Shuang and said, "Mr. Luo, how did you teach him back then? Look, lack of education kills people."

"That's none of my business, how could he not understand this truth?" Luo Shuang shot back with staring almond eyes.

Ma Han came up again, patted Zhang Long on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Brother Long, I know you are very distressed, you are so awesome now, you can't die, so you want to find a way to kill yourself Right? But before that, can you take a look at this beautiful river and mountain? Look at the sun, look at the moon, oh, there will be a moon at night. Look at the tree, look at the flower...grass, north This winter is really fucking bad, there are no flowers. But it’s okay, look at Yanran, look at Teacher Luo, look at Teacher Liu, look at sister-in-law Qi Yaxin, look at sister Hongchen, oh, look at you This group of women, think about how they look without clothes, are you willing to die?"

"Crackling." As soon as Ma Han finished speaking, the back of his head was slapped up by countless jade hands, but he didn't care at all for the safety of Brother Long, and continued to pat Zhang Long's shoulder and said: "Brother Long, great time, great time Youth, you can’t be overthinking, you can learn from me, you have to set a goal for yourself, to see all the beauties of the world, to make up beauties in the world, to kill all the world..."

"Are you finished?" Zhang Long interrupted Ma Han, swept the crowd around, and said seriously: "Listen up, don't drag me, I'm doing business."

"It's business? Zhang Long, you, don't make trouble, okay, if you die, you let us..." Tears welled up in Lin Yanran's eyes, "Have you not slept with us for a long time, so, so hold back Something went wrong? Why did you suddenly think of... Woohoo, it's all my fault, I should reflect what I thought..."

Zhang Long started to roll his eyes, how could he hold back.

"Brother Zhang Long, are you not interested in them anymore? You can find me." Victoria came up and shook Zhang Long's arm, and said playfully.

"You can also find me." Xin Zhiyu said slowly, her eyes were clear and free of impurities, as if asking Zhang Long to ask her to copy homework.

"Dead pervert, you don't know how, this can also suffocate you? How about I help you solve it now." Nuo Wan'er ran over in waves.

The scientific researchers who were waiting around opened their mouths, their eyes full of dementia. The lives of these young people are too, too rotten!