God level funny comparison system

The fighter plane naturally has a navigation system. After setting the Xuezhan Office as the destination, the fighter plane flies at full speed, and the twelve fighter planes line up in a line, flying at a warp speed, traveling thousands of miles in an instant.

With the driving all-round card, after sharing it, it is a piece of cake for everyone to drive this kind of fighter. After all, it belongs to Xue Ang star, and most of the technology in this driving skill card is aimed at Xue Ang star's technological equipment.

"Deadly, have you ever thought about a question?" In the fighter plane, Zhang Long sat in the driver's cab, smoking a cigarette leisurely, and from time to time clicked a few ice-blue buttons on the snow-white console, The fighter plane flew smoothly.

"What's the problem?" Standing in the void in the darkness of Consciousness Sea, looking at the light blue sky outside the plane through Zhang Long's eyes, she seemed to be very nervous, rubbing her jade hands together, pulling her neck up Look, still swallowing saliva from time to time.

"You said, 300 years have passed. Although this icicle has the function of keeping fresh, but after such a long time, can your body still be intact? Besides, there should be a hole knocked out by the burning sword system on the icicle Right. 300 years, probably turned into ashes.” Zhang Long grinned, talking lazily, killing the short journey time.

Shi Zhijian didn't reply, but his brows were furrowed, and he became even more nervous.

"Well, even if your body is not rotten, have you thought about another question?" Zhang Long said to himself, "Think about it, you are the number one enemy of the Xuezhan Office, and you killed a lot of people back then. People from home. According to the information you sent me, since the Xuezhan Office has a system that can extend life, I think those high-level Xuezhan 300 years ago must not have died. And your physical body is at the gate of the house, you said In case someone sees you in a bad mood one day, take off your body and strip it naked, that's all over, and then dry it in the sun, sprinkle a handful of cumin and roast it..."

"Woo..." Before Zhang Long finished speaking, he began to cry.

"Can you shut up, people are already very nervous, and you still talk." Si Zhijian squatted in the dark, covered his face, and cursed angrily.

"Cough, that," Zhang Long felt embarrassed, "Am I telling the truth, but you don't have to be afraid. At worst, we don't want that physical body. Now that technology is so advanced, if you really want to come out and play, then Cloning a new body will be ready soon."

"Woooo... I don't want it, I want my original body, woooo... If anyone dares to touch a hair on my body, I, I will tear him into pieces. I curse him for not giving birth to children." Butthole... woo woo..." Weeping to the point of death.

Zhang Long smacked his lips a few times, not daring to provoke this girl who could curse people for [-] generations.

In less than ten minutes, the city where the Xuezhan Office is located arrived.

The twelve fighters did not fly into the airspace of the city. In fact, the twelve fighters were completely invisible at a long distance, and their own anti-reconnaissance system was activated. To be on the safe side, Zhang Longyi and the others returned He used his powerful mental power to wrap a layer around the fighter plane, so as to avoid various high-tech investigations by the Snow Fighter Corps along the way.

Twelve fighter planes hovered above the mountains south of the city in a stealth state. The sky was light blue, and the mountains were covered with white snow. Occasionally, transparent silhouettes of fighter planes could be seen in the sky, and they appeared and disappeared from time to time without intentional observation. You can't see it at all, let alone the barren mountains and wild forests, it is impossible for anyone to observe this.

After Zhang Longyi and the other 12 people adjusted the fighter plane to autopilot, they got out of the cabin and stood on top of the fighter plane.

Zhang Long had a cigarette in his mouth, the cigarette butt was burning red, and he frowned as he swept across the busiest city he had seen along the way.

"Brother Long, what are we doing here?" Ma Han stood on the fighter plane, turned his head and looked at Zhang Long and asked suspiciously. They didn't know that Zhang Long came to an alien planet for no reason, and then ran to the headquarters of the Snow War Office What are you going to do.

"Uh... find a corpse." Zhang Long replied casually.

"Corpse?" Eleven people were shocked and looked at Zhang Long like a madman.

Without further words, people stared straight at Zhang Long. There was no need to doubt this question at all. From the earth to Xueang star across space, just to find a corpse?I can't justify it with my butt.

"Uh..." Turning his head and looking at the puzzled expressions on everyone's faces, Zhang Long pondered for a moment and said, "This matter is a long story, but I won't go into details because it's not clear. You don't need to worry about it." , I just need to know that this is the body of a Xueon star, female, it is very important to me."

"Oh..." People froze for a moment, and then responded blankly. They still felt that it was too unreliable, but if Brother Long didn't say anything, they couldn't ask more questions.

"Giggle..." In the sea of ​​consciousness, he laughed cheaply, like a flower.

"Are you laughing?" Zhang Long asked in his heart.

Dead to Chi raised his eyebrows, folded his arms triumphantly, and said melodiously: "Zhang Long, you finally admit that I am important to you?"

"..." Zhang Long rolled his eyes, then immediately turned his head and said to Xiang Chaoyang and the others: "Okay, that's a corpse, it's not important to me at all!"

"..." Everyone opened their mouths, looking surprised. It doesn't matter why they are looking for it. It's still a corpse. It's too inexplicable.

"Zhang Long!" In the sea of ​​knowledge, he was furious when he was dead, "Go to hell!"

"Crackling!"

Zhang Long's hair exploded suddenly, his body was covered in green smoke, and the white cigarette at the corner of his mouth exploded, leaving only an open filter tip sticking to his mouth like a flower.

The rest of the people were stunned and stunned again, with an ominous premonition in their hearts, feeling that Brother Long's brain seemed to be short-circuited again.

"Don't be afraid, there's an electric leak again. It's an old problem." Zhang Long spat out the filter, turned his head and smiled at the crowd indifferently. His calm expression made everyone have an urge to die. Brother Long's actions The style, as well as the body structure, are so fucking weird.

Ignoring everyone's astonishment, Zhang Long turned his head again and continued to scan the city.

Soon, Zhang Long found the headquarters of the Xuezhan Office, which was built in the center of the city, presenting a semicircular building complex.

The silver-white buildings are all semicircular, neatly arranged on several floors, and occupy a huge area. In the center of this semicircle, there is a towering icicle. The column is nearly [-] meters high, higher than the highest floor, but the icicle has an obvious smooth section, as if it was cut off in the middle.

"Damn it." Zhang Long's heart couldn't help but tremble, and at the same time, the dead man who was watching all this in the sea of ​​consciousness softened and collapsed into the void.

Among the icy blue icicles, there is no human figure, and there is no imaginary figure in a white dress.

"Damn it, I guessed it right, your body is gone." After a pause, Zhang Long said.

Sitting in the dark, dead to cheap, changing her previous fragility, her beautiful eyes narrowed slightly, and a cold light flashed in them, "I said, if they dare to touch a hair of my body, I..."

"Sha Wushe, I know, leave this to me." Zhang Long took over the words, "Regardless of whether your body is still intact or not, we can't force our way at the moment. You have seen it along the way. There are countless troops stationed here, and if your body is still there, it must be in the hands of the Xuezhan Office, if we fight too quickly, I am afraid that the Xuezhan Office will jump over the wall and completely destroy your body."

"Oh, you're right, then, what do you say next?" Si Zhijian stood up again and asked anxiously.

"Hey..." Zhang Long smiled evilly, pulled out a cigarette and lit it, exhaled a puff of light blue smoke and said, "Don't worry, I have plans."

Immediately, he turned his head to look at Xiang Chaoyang and the others, pointed at the semicircular buildings and said, "Brothers, that is the headquarters of the Xuezhan Office, my mortal enemy, since we are here, we have to show respect Meaning, remember, where there are more snow fighters fighting, they will almost run away!"

Although I don't want to push the Xue Zhan Office into a panic, it's not a problem to give some color appropriately, just to create a sensational effect, which is conducive to the smooth development of the following work.

"Understood!" Everyone nodded without any doubts, and didn't ask Zhang Long how he would be hostile to the aliens. Brother Long's wonder had long been beyond their imagination, so they didn't bother to guess.

There are snow fighters patrolling everywhere in the city. Except for the snow fighters, ordinary people are rarely seen. Even if they are seen occasionally, they rush towards home in a panic. The picture is completely different. Leisurely, those people are obviously trembling.

Suddenly, the sound of rumbling fighter planes came from the sky above the city. Twelve fighter planes canceled their stealth, lined up, and rushed towards the headquarters of the Xuezhan Office like a black wave.

"Which part is it? Don't you know this is the headquarters? Stop now!" Soon, the Xuezhan Office realized that something was wrong, and a loudspeaker rang out from somewhere, shouting loudly through the sky.

"Haha...stop your sister! You are the one who hit you!" Zhang Long laughed loudly, and then twelve fighter planes fired at the same time as they flew over the semicircular building complex.

"Boom, bang, bang..." The twelve people pressed most of the weapon buttons on the console without any scruples. Suddenly, the sky brightened and the sun and the moon dimmed.

24 pillars of icy blue light blasted down towards those buildings first, followed by countless icy blue energy bombs. For a moment, the quiet city fell into chaos, and the sky was filled with the deafening sound of explosions.