God level funny comparison system

Die Zhijian suddenly cried, crying inexplicably, squatting in the void of the sea of ​​consciousness, covering his face with a pair of jade hands, looking heartbroken.

Zhang Long's heart skipped a beat, and only then did he realize that what he said just now had poked a deadly scar.

She is already over 300 years old, let alone her father, and his father used to be a scientific researcher, without much cultivation, and did not integrate any awesome system, so naturally he would not have a long lifespan. What's more, after leaving Xue'ang Continent after death, her father, a traitor and thief of the Xuezhan Office, will naturally become the public enemy of the Xuezhan Office.

There is no need to guess at all, for more than 300 years, with her father's ability, it is impossible to survive under the global sweep of the Snow War Office.Since Shi Zhijian returned to the Xue'ang Continent, she never mentioned that she wanted to find her father, so she probably thought of the worst possible outcome.

"Okay, I was wrong, I shouldn't have mentioned your father."

"You, you still say it." Si Zhijian whimpered and cried.

"Okay! I'll apologize!" Zhang Long said helplessly. He was most afraid of women crying in his life. "Don't worry about that. Whether your father is dead or alive, I will help you find him."

"Okay! That's what you said!" Shi Zhijian suddenly stopped crying, raised his hand to wipe away his tears, then got up and stood beside the egg card, as if nothing had happened.

Zhang Long opened his mouth, stared blankly at Si Zhijian, and murmured in his heart, "You have changed too fast, do you have a conscience, we are talking about your father."

"Hey, you're not finished, look here!" Si Zhijian glared and yelled angrily, transformed into the former female man in seconds, then raised his jade hand and knocked on the substantial silver-white skill card and said, "Look out, As for this egg card, you can’t open it now. The Burning Sword system has explained that it will only be useful to open this egg card when a special environment cultivates your special mood. If you open it now, this card will be Abandoned! But although I don’t know what this card is for, I’m sure this skill card must be very useful, the Burning Sword system said that it has something to do with your descendants, so I named it that.”

Zhang Long's mouth was opened wide again by Lei, "You have something to do with my descendants, so you laid an egg? I'm a fucking oviparous animal!"

However, Zhang Long is still very interested in this egg card, and it has something to do with his descendants. I really don't know what kind of relationship it is. Could it be that his descendants are as good as him?Then it is really the glory of the ancestors for thousands of generations. For a while, Zhang Long couldn't wait to open this egg card.

"You can only activate Sword Map II and this cover-in-cover skill card now, and there are no special restrictions on these two." He pointed to the other two silver-white skill cards, and sat lazily in the void after speaking. Here, stop talking to Zhang Long.

"Sword Diagram II." Zhang Longning looked at the skill card with eyebrows, "There is no need to open this skill card, it must be the way to create the second sword of the Burning Sword system, there is probably a level limit, and it is not possible to open it now use."

"Haha," Si Zhijian kicked his jade feet and laughed, "IQ has improved. You guessed it, this is the second weapon of the Zhijian system. It can only be used with a second set of armor. Wait until you are seventy Only at the advanced level can we have enough ability to make this sword, and special materials are needed."

"Okay, now we can only look at this cover first." Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long looked at the last skill card. Just looking at the name, Zhang Long was depressed. He was looking forward to it. The excitement suddenly turned cold. I got a total of four fresh skill cards, but I could only see one, and it was a card that seemed only suitable for the elderly. What the hell is this?

However, Zhang Long endured the feeling of stuffiness in his heart and opened the painful cover card.

The silver light in the sea of ​​consciousness spread out, and an ancient book with condensed energy appeared in Zhang Long's consciousness. The blue ancient book was still lined, and the pages looked a little wrinkled, with a blue brilliance. It looked good at first glance. Something, Zhang Long was in a good mood immediately, and his consciousness suddenly jumped up, but after seeing those words, his heart that had just floated was trampled down again.

There are four big characters written on the cover of the ancient book, four extremely fashionable, extremely fucking big characters that don't match that serious and antique ancient book at all... The Encyclopedia of Self-Abusiveness.

Zhang Long's hands trembled all of a sudden, and with the addition of some information fused into his consciousness, a smell of grass mud horse spread in his heart silently.

He finally understood the meaning of "Gai Zhong Gai", which actually means planning in the middle of the game. This book is specially used for Zhang Long to do tasks. Open the book and follow the instructions in the book, and do it page by page.

So, Zhang Long tremblingly opened the book. The simple and unsophisticated pages were covered with shining golden handwriting, densely packed, neat and serious, like a martial arts secret book, but the content of the handwriting... After reading the first When he was on the page, Zhang Long began to swallow saliva continuously, his eyes widened, as if he was about to choke to death.

But when he finished reading the second page, Zhang Long didn't have the courage to read any more, and bumped his head on the ground on the roof of the building.

"Ah! Zhang Long, what's the matter with you?" Shi Zhijian showed hypocritical concern.

"I want to die..." Zhang Long said in a suppressed voice.

He didn't dare to think about the contents of those pages, he was afraid that he would go crazy, so he only dared to think of the titles on those two pages, the first title was 'show', and the second title was 'put down'!
There is no problem with the two titles that seem to be very good, but the content under the title makes Zhang Long want to shit in his crotch for a while. If I have to describe it, the task in the content is 360 degrees , without integrity, the full text is a three-dimensional self-abuse method.

After Zhang Long analyzed it, if he could complete these tasks, then I would be the only one invincible in the East, and there would be nothing in the world to blame me, nothing to make me frown.

But the question is, will I go crazy before I finish it?

……

One night, when Zhang Long was practicing, he was apprehensive. The shadow of the self-abuse encyclopedia in his mind was lingering and lingering, and the energy almost went astray several times. Fortunately, it was Zhang Long's heart and nature. If you were someone else, not to mention when you were cultivating, even if you saw the book of self-abuse under normal circumstances, you would have to howl and go crazy, and then go completely crazy.

Finally, on the next morning, Xiang Chaoyang asked Zhang Long to set off, thinking that he was about to attack the headquarters of the Xuezhan Office, Zhang Long then forgot about the self-abuse book, devoted himself to the war, and ordered thirteen A fighter plane set off and charged towards the next city with all its strength.

Just like the previous city, the defenders of the Snow Fighters waited all night and mustered up their courage, but when they saw the iconic thirteen fighters flying from the sky in the distance, all the courage in their hearts collapsed , all that remains are the various horror rumors about the Sunburning Sword Warriors that I have heard in the past few days. Michael's giant...

Ever since, this city once again collapsed without attack, and all the defenders threw away their helmets and armor and fled.

Zhang Long didn't even get off the fighter plane, so he went directly to the next city. However, the situation in the next city was the same as before. The defenders broke up and the people cheered...

After crossing this city, everyone came to another city thousands of miles away, which is the city where the headquarters of the Xue Zhan Office is located...Sheng Xue City.

As expected of the headquarters of the Xuezhan Office, the scene in Shengxue City at this moment is completely different from the rout of the Xuezhan soldiers along the way.

There were no snow warriors outside the city walls, and all the snow warriors that could be called were gathered around the semicircular building of the headquarters of the Snow War Office.

Several half-moon-shaped buildings that have just been restored stand on top of each other, looking like they have been braced together for several months, and in front of this semi-circle is a semi-circular defense line composed of a large number of snow fighters, forming a The larger semicircle spans thousands of meters and has several layers, thick as a wall of copper and iron.

Zhang Longyi took a look at the instruments on the fighter plane. There were 10,000+ snow fighters gathered below, nearly [-] guards, and [-] elite guards.

The 19 guards are all equipped with C21 to C22 snow combat systems, while the [-] elites are all equipped with the most advanced C[-] snow combat systems.

The strength of the three generations of snow fighting systems from C19 to C21, no matter which generation, is not comparable to those snow fighting fighters encountered on the road before. The strength is at least ten times greater than that of ordinary snow fighting fighters. The most advanced C22 type , is currently even more unfathomable, and it is still impossible to determine how strong its strength is.

All the snow warriors have activated the snow battle system, and the 10,000+ ice-blue metal men formed a huge crescent shape, as if the whole crescent moon had fallen at night, even at an altitude of [-] meters, they could clearly see it. A bend of ice blue.

The cold breath froze the void, the sky was windless and cloudless, but one could faintly feel the blunt murderous aura constantly hitting the soul.

"Brothers, get ready, this is the real strength of the Snow War Office!" On the plane, Zhang Long took a deep breath and said to all the subsystem fighters following him through the communication equipment.

Then, he pressed the button on the console, and the fighter plane began to descend, as did the other twelve fighter planes.