God level funny comparison system

Showcase... the first quest in Self-Torturing Dafa.

Purpose: To let the taskers understand a truth, heaven and earth bred my heart, and I will show my heart to heaven and earth.Those who are upright and upright have nothing to fear and no troubles. If their hearts are like a rock, they will not be shocked by favor or insult.

To put it bluntly, the purpose of this task is to train people's character, to reveal some ulterior secrets in their hearts, and a person who has no secrets must be open and aboveboard, without any scruples, and his character must be strong.At the same time, it takes a lot of courage to tell the secrets in your heart, so that you can exercise your mind.

The specific method is also clearly stated in the task.

Seeing that approach, the feeling of wanting to put shit in his crotch resurfaced in Zhang Long's heart. Fortunately, there is a special requirement for this task, that is, Zhang Long and all his brothers should complete it together, except for the women.

So Zhang Long defined the Zhijian system. This guy is also a womanizer. Otherwise, how could such a perverted task only target men?
In order to improve his strength as soon as possible and prevent the director general from seizing the Zhijian system, Zhang Long stopped thinking about it and went to find his brothers with the idea of ​​fighting.

It was early in the morning, Xue Angxing was extremely cold, but Xiang Chaoyang was worried because Brother Long was not normal today.

All the thousands of brothers, except Lin Yanran and Nuo Wan'er, the others lined up and waited in the long corridor.

That battle was like queuing up to see a doctor in a hospital.Zhang Long was in a room at the end of the corridor.

"The first one, come in!" Sitting on a chair, Zhang Long yelled towards the open door.

"It's not right, why do I always feel so unsafe, Zicheng, you go ahead!" Xiang Chaoyang, who was in the first row, murmured, then turned around and pushed Yao Zicheng behind him out.

"Damn it! Chaoyang, you don't bring such a thing, you are obviously the first one!" Yao Zicheng also felt that something was wrong, he retreated back after running out, turned his head and stared at Chaoyang and shouted, his forehead was already oozing out of tension In a cold sweat.

Something was really wrong, everyone thought so, Brother Long asked them to wait in line in the corridor early in the morning, and when he asked them to line up, Brother Long obviously had that trademark evil smile on his face, laughing He would never smile like that when something good happened.

"What are you talking about! Come in! Boom!" Yao Zicheng wanted to say more, but was kicked on the ass by Le Ying, who was standing and watching, and then Yao Zicheng flew into Zhang Long's room Room.

"Mr. Le Ying, you, you are Chi Guoguo's partiality!" Yao Zicheng's miserable voice came from the room, and the door closed automatically with a bang, and then there was a sound of wind and a thick invisible spiritual force in the corridor. Wraps up the whole room.

After the door was closed, Yao Zicheng's field of vision was plunged into darkness. It was morning, but in Brother Long's room, the windows were closed and the curtains were drawn, and there seemed to be some kind of seal. Even Brother Long can't be seen anywhere.

"Fuck." Yao Zicheng couldn't help shivering, "Brother Long, what are you doing, brother, I don't want to be gay, you say you have so many girlfriends, just let me go."

Yao Zicheng leaned against the wall behind him tightly, not daring to move, for fear that if he moved, the chrysanthemum would fall.

"Crack!" At this moment, the room suddenly lit up with ice-blue lights. In the bright sight, Brother Long was sitting behind a table. On the table was a dazzling desk lamp. , a chair was placed across the table.

"Sit on the chair." Zhang Long lazily stared at Yao Zicheng with a cigarette in his mouth.

"Gudong." Yao Zicheng swallowed, trotted and sat on the chair, then looked at Zhang Long suspiciously and said, "Brother Long, what are you doing? Tell me a ghost story? You know, let's go all the way Come here, ghosts are afraid of us, how can we be afraid of ghosts, haha..."

"Crack!" Zhang Long slapped Yao Zicheng on the head. Yao Zicheng stopped laughing and stared at Zhang Long dully.

"Be serious!" Zhang Long shouted with eyebrows fixed.

"Yes!" Yao Zicheng quickly puffed up his chest and sat up straight, but his face was reddened by the smile.

"Tell me, what is the most wicked and shameful thing you have done in your life?" Zhang Long asked after exhaling a puff of light blue smoke.

"Ah?" Yao Zicheng didn't understand why, and then smiled again: "How come, don't you understand me, I am upright and kind, how could I do anything immoral! No, absolutely..." Yao Zicheng found that Brother Long was He raised his hand as if to slap him, quickly smiled, and changed his tone: "Brother Long, let's stop making trouble, if you are really bored, go find Sister Yanran, Sister Hongchen, Aunt Charm, what a fucking fuck Go, don't mess with me."

"Are you going to say it or not?" Zhang Long raised his voice.

"Oh." Yao Zicheng looked puzzled, "Brother Long, what's wrong with you today? Forgot to take your medicine? Why are you asking this? Who hasn't done a few immoral things? Why do you say it and affect your character?" Ah. If you really want to know, just ask someone else, I'm out."

With that said, Yao Zicheng got up and was about to leave.

"Wow! Boom!" There was a strong wind in the room, Zhang Long's black shadow swept across the table, and pushed Yao Zicheng onto the chair.

"Look into my eyes!" A soul-stirring voice came into Yao Zicheng's mind, and Yao Zicheng instinctively looked into Zhang Long's eyes.

A red light flashed in Zhang Long's eyes, and Yao Zicheng knew it was over, because he knew that it was the Phantom Eye skill issued by the Zhijian system.

Unfortunately, it was too late for Yao Zicheng to save himself. When the red light flashed by, he felt the sea of ​​consciousness tremble, and then fell into a blank space. In the blank space, there was only Zhang Long's strange blood-colored eyes.

"Tell me, what's the most wicked and shameful thing you've ever done?" Zhang Long continued to ask as he walked back under the chair and table and looked at Yao Zicheng, who was staring blankly.

After Yao Zicheng was stunned for a moment, he confessed, "When I was young in the countryside, I was caught stealing melon farmers' watermelons and was beaten violently. In order to retaliate, I dragged a group of classmates into the melon farmers' melon fields on a rainy day, and used a knife to steal them. Cut a small opening from a ripe watermelon, take out the inside of the melon, and then everyone soaked shit in a watermelon, and then covered the watermelon rind."

Zhang Long opened his mouth wide when he heard that, looked at Yao Zicheng like a strange flower, and sighed after a while: "Zicheng, I didn't see it, your whole fucking life is as dirty as your nose picking!"

"What happened later?" Zhang Long asked again after calming down the feeling of being struck by lightning.

"Later, the melon farmers bought those melons at the market. Later, many people who bought melons were admitted to the mental hospital, and the melon farmers were admitted to the orthopedic hospital." Yao Zicheng said in a low voice.

"Tsk tsk." Zhang Long shook his head in admiration, "You're not that bad!"

Immediately, he took a few deep breaths, shook his head, and took out a pen to record Yao Zicheng's words in detail on the paper he had prepared on the table... My name is Yao Zicheng, and when I was a child, I took out the watermelon flesh of the melon grower It was replaced with feces, and the watermelon was covered tightly with the peeled melon rind, which directly caused the melon grower to be seriously injured after buying the melon. The person who bought the melon had a nervous breakdown and was admitted to a mental hospital after eating the melon.

"Okay, you can wake up!" After finishing writing, Zhang Long looked up at Yao Zicheng and shouted loudly, Yao Zicheng woke up with a jerk.

"Here, take this piece of paper and keep it for me. It will be useful later." After speaking, Zhang Long handed the paper to Yao Zicheng.

Yao Zicheng was still a little dazed, not knowing what happened just now, but after taking the blank paper and taking a look, his whole face turned green.

"Brother, brother, this is a misunderstanding, how can I be so nasty, I didn't do it, it was taught by others!" Staring at Zhang Long, Yao Zicheng hurriedly explained that this matter has always been difficult for him to let go It hurts, it's too embarrassing, it's too embarrassing, it will directly affect his future character development, so he has always been dirty.

Of course he didn't want to admit such a shameful thing, so he tried his best to justify it.

Brother Long obviously didn't want to hear his explanation, so he knocked on the table with his pen cap solemnly, stared at Yao Zicheng and said, "Don't explain, manly man, if you do it, you have to admit it, what are you afraid of. Go out and call the next one in." "

Ever since, Yao Zicheng had no choice but to leave dejectedly.

When he walked out of the room, the brothers who were anxiously waiting outside rushed over.

"Zicheng, what's the situation? Why did Brother Long ask you to come in?"

"Yeah, hurry up and talk?"

"What's wrong with you? You look like you've been ruined."

……

Yao Zicheng ignored the crowd, clutching the white paper tightly in his hand, his eyes glazed over, and he just muttered, "It's terrible, it's terrible, Brother Long is crazy, Brother Long is crazy."

While talking, he started to cry, then wiped away his tears arrogantly, and ran away crying.

"Damn it!" Seeing Yao Zicheng's running posture, everyone cursed in unison, because Yao Zicheng was crying and hiding his face and running away, as if he had been ruined.

"Nimma, Brother Long won't really blow him up, will he?" Mahan said hesitantly.

"Uh..." Everyone shook their heads and shuddered.

"Where is the dry hair? Hurry up for the second one, I can't wait!" Brother Long's impatient voice came from the room. All of a sudden, everyone became more sure of their thoughts, and Brother Long's orientation changed.