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Although it is extremely sad and tangled, Zhang Long can only continue to complete this damn task for the sake of strength and life.

Right now, he already has a life with the Zhijian system. If the cosmic magic cube is taken away from his body by the chief director, he will definitely die. kind of strength.

Although Zhang Long has already comprehended the principle of immortality and endless circulation, even if his body is broken into slag, he will not die, but the premise is that the will is immortal, and this chief director, the energy robot has been built to the point where it can arouse the power of heaven and earth. Destroying Zhang Long's consciousness is probably not a problem, not to mention that Zhang Long was able to retain a trace of consciousness in the first place, and it was only possible by relying on the Cosmic Rubik's Cube. Once the Cosmic Rubik's Cube fell into the hands of others, everything would be nonsense.

Therefore, the task must be completed, the strength must be improved as soon as possible, and then the bastard who wants to take away his lifeblood and even take away his dead body!
Gritting his teeth, Zhang Long summoned thousands of sub-system fighters.

Thousands of people gathered in a phalanx and stood in the open space in front of the building. It was morning, the sun was pale, the sky was high and clear, the air was cold and there was no wind.

Standing on a high platform, Zhang Long solemnly looked down at the group of subsystem fighters, while everyone below frowned and looked at Zhang Long with a guilty expression.

Just now Brother Long forcibly used hypnosis to lure away the secret that he was going to protect for the rest of his life, everyone was already a little worried, but now that they were summoned again, they were even more flustered, wondering what the hell this Brother Long was going to do.

Women like Le Ying and Lin Yanran were still excluded, standing on the side of the high platform and watching, all the women were stunningly beautiful, each with their own merits, under the cold and lofty blue sky, they added a bit of beauty to this monotonous world , the bleak sun also brightened a lot.

"Brothers!" Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long spoke, "Everyone has seen the strength of the director general and his mechanical corps, do you want to destroy them and restore Xue'ang Continent to peace?"

"Think!" All the Xueang Star Sunburning Sword Warriors below raised their hands and shouted.

"Do you want to eradicate rape and punish evil, and uphold justice?" Zhang Long shouted again righteously.

"miss you!"

"Would you like to be so awesome, Shiny, and I will kill whoever hits me?" Zhang Long shouted again.

"Think!" The group of Xueang Xing Sword Warriors responded innocently, while Xiang Chaoyang's hundreds of brothers squinted at Brother Long above.

Of course they don't think that Brother Long is a hero who cares about the common people and supports justice. Brother Long is just Brother Long, a person with his own unique set of principles. Purpose.

"Tsk tsk, it seems that the bad luck is not over yet." Shaking his head, Xiang Chaoyang was the first to express his opinion.

"Brother Long is abnormal, it's really restless." Ma Han echoed with a grin.

"Very good!" At this time, Brother Long on the stage smiled with satisfaction, "Since everyone wants to punish rape and eradicate evil, and uphold justice, then we must have the strength to be heroes! Now, everyone just needs to follow my instructions. Do it, and your strength will definitely improve by leaps and bounds! Don't worry, Brother Long, I never lie, trust me, that's right."

"..." This time, the people below didn't answer right away. Even those Xue'ang people who didn't know Long Ge were hesitant. People looked at each other and looked at Long Ge suspiciously, because after they believed Long Ge before, Brother Long hypnotized them and asked them to tell the secrets that they were ashamed of. Last time, when everyone believed that Brother Long was about to magnify his moves, Brother Long ran away quietly.

So, everyone was careful this time, not daring to promise Brother Long immediately.

On the high platform, Zhang Long's face turned black when he looked at the people below who were whispering and whispering, and their eyes were full of doubts. With a shake of his suit, a strong wind pressure spread, directly covering the whole scene, and immediately experienced He shouted: "Your sister, did you embarrass you? If you agree, you have to agree, and if you don't agree, you have to agree! Whoever dares to object, I will beat him to death!"

"Shua!" The rioting crowd immediately stood up neatly, and everyone was forced by Brother Long's arrogance, so they had to hold their heads high and put on an expression of looking forward to Brother Long.

"That's right." Brother Long smiled again with satisfaction, "I will follow my order and write the contents of the piece of paper I gave you on a board in large characters, and then tie the board with a rope. .Remember the board needs to be big. Bigger is better, hurry up!"

"..." People looked at Brother Long blankly, not knowing why Mao wanted to do this.

"Hurry up! Are you looking for smoke?" Brother Long glared and shouted angrily.

"Wow!" Thousands of people dispersed like birds and beasts, and gathered again half an hour later. During the period, Zhang Long himself went to find a board, and wrote the densely packed small characters on the two pieces of white paper in big fonts. On a board large enough to be two square meters.

Standing on the high platform again, Brother Long held the board, looked at the board in the hands of everyone below and the immoral incidents written on the board, and then shouted loudly: "Now, take off your clothes, and hang the board around your neck Come on, gather at the central square!"

"Fuck me!" Countless people shouted in unison.

"Fuck your sister, fuck, take off quickly! You have to be upright, that's why I asked you to reveal the secrets in your heart to everyone! Only by being upright can you have no scruples, don't care about anything, and can bear everything! You remember eight The essence of the word, kindness, integrity, and shamelessness! This is the educational significance of this incident for everyone, only by being kind, upright, and shameless, can you be fearless in the future!"

Brother Long said a lot, and the people below swallowed their saliva one after another, thinking about the essence of Brother Long's horoscope, and suddenly felt that Brother Long's wretched image became great again in everyone's hearts.

Kindness, integrity, shamelessness...

Ever since, people chanted these eight words and felt that they really made sense, so they took off their clothes one after another. In the end, thousands of people left in this icy and snowy place with only their underpants left, and they set off with a sign.

Soon, thousands of people gathered in the square in the city center.

The brutal rule of the Xuezhan Office disappeared, and the citizens were very excited every day. The central square was already overcrowded.

Surrounded by a circle of silver-white buildings, the ground is pitch black, and the pale sunlight casts a large swath of dazzling silver light under the reflection of the silver-white buildings, making the field of vision extremely bright, and against the background of the black ground, everything is very clear .

Music was playing in the square, and men, women and children were dancing Xue Angxing's unique square dance, celebrating a beautiful new life. However, when Zhang Long, thousands of sword-burning warriors, entered the square with a sign and streaking Afterwards, the entire jubilant scene froze suddenly, and all sounds stopped abruptly except for the sound of music.

The crowd automatically moved out of the way. Long Ge led a queue of thousands of people behind them, and stepped into the square with their heads held high. After the thousands of people stood in the center of the square, they pretended that nothing happened, and they even exchanged views. We chatted.

At the beginning, the onlookers were full of bewilderment, thinking that the Director General had called back and stripped off the clothes of these heroes, but seeing everyone chatting and laughing like nothing had happened, they felt strange again , Out of curiosity, people bravely walked over and began to look at the board hanging around their necks.

"The weather is fine today."

"Yes yes, look at the day, look at the cloud, look at the sun, look at the wind."

"Damn it, you can still see the wind?"

"..."

"Zicheng, what did you have for breakfast?"

"meal."

"What meal?"

"It's the same meal as yours."

Yao Zicheng and Yu Fanjian were standing next to each other, covering up their guilty conscience with nonsense. At this moment, a middle-aged citizen had already come in front of the two of them, his eyes sweeping over the sign hanging around Yao Zicheng's neck.

"Oh, the same meal as I ate. Haha, um, do you have any ideals?"

"Yes, marry many daughters-in-law, just like Brother Long."

"Oh, me too, this is indeed a good ideal."

"well……"

"Take out the flesh of the melon, soak the excrement in the watermelon, and then cover the watermelon with the peeled watermelon skin. As a result, the melon grower was sent to the hospital when he sold the melon, and the person who bought the melon was sent to a mental hospital after eating the melon. ..."

When Yao Zicheng and Yu Fanjian were chatting indiscriminately, the middle-aged man read out the handwriting of Xue Angxing on Yao Zicheng's sign, and then the two of them could no longer chat, especially Yao Zicheng's face darkened suddenly, and his whole body was shocked. Stiff, looking at the middle-aged man was like looking at a landmine that might explode at any moment, while Yu Fanjian's face turned red and he tried his best to hold back a smile.

After finishing the chanting, the middle-aged man stood up straight, looked at the heroic sword-burning warrior in front of him, and burst out laughing, and then laughed again.

"Ah ha ha... you, you are too bad, ha ha... what do you think, did you really do this? Oh my god, ha ha... don't do anything... haha..."

The middle-aged man laughed and lay down on the ground, rolling all over the floor, and even Yu Fanjian next to him also laughed and fell down.

At this time, the middle-aged man, who had been convulsed from laughing, saw the sign on Yu Fanjian's neck again, which clearly stated the glorious history of Yu Fanjian pulling out a sister's aunt's scarf because of ignorance, so Yu Fanjian couldn't laugh But the middle-aged man was laughing so hard that he almost died, rolling all over the ground like a duck with its tail caught.

"This incident tells us that there may be plants similar to watermelons on Xueang Star." Looking at the middle-aged man who was rolling on the ground and laughing at him and Yu Fanjian, Yao Zicheng said very seriously.

"Well, and also told us that the women of Xue Angxing may also use things like aunt's towels." Yu Fanjian stood up at attention, also very serious, the two of them were calm and serious, and laughed like the ground Compared with the cramped middle-aged man, there are two worlds, and the whole picture is full of sharp contrast.