God level funny comparison system

"Let's get up first, what's the matter?" Sitting down on the sofa, Zhang Long frowned, not used to the feeling of an old man kneeling in front of him.

"No, we won't get up!" The couple said in unison, their voices were as loud as an explosion, shaking the water glasses on the coffee table, obviously they had practiced before.

"..." Zhang Long was speechless, so if he didn't get up, he would kneel down and talk.

"Brother Long, you really want to help us, we are desperate, only you can help us..."

"Yes, Brother Long, as long as you are willing to help us, we old couple can be your cows or horses..." The couple began to sing and cry together again.

"Cough," Zhang Long coughed lightly, "Well, don't call me Brother Long, I'm not as old as you."

"No!" The two interrupted Zhang Long again in unison.

"Brother Long," the old man with dry ice blue hair and a few strands of white hair looked up and stared at Zhang Long in a daze, "As long as you can help us, you can be called Father Long, not Brother Long, oh no, Master Long can do it!"

"That's right, Brother Long," the old woman knelt on the ground and moved a few steps forward, "Brother Long, if you help us, you are the ancestor of our family!"

"..." Zhang Long closed his eyes and held his forehead, this is where it is, it's enough for the ancestors, isn't this making me lose my life.

"Brother Long, don't you want to help us?" Seeing Zhang Long's downcast expression, the couple's crying stopped immediately, and they all stared at Zhang Long.

"Oh, that..." Zhang Long was about to explain, but before he finished speaking, the couple started again.

"Brother Long, you can't do this! You are a hero, the biggest hero in Xue'ang Continent, how can you bear to watch us suffer!"

"Yes, Brother Long, woo woo... Our lives are suffering, it's too hard, ah... If you don't even help us, Brother Long, then, who else in this world can help us! You are kind Yes, you can't be so heartless... Oh no, I mean, you can't be so hard-hearted!"

"Brother Long, shouldn't all heroes have a chivalrous heart? You said you have such a great ability, why don't you let it go, don't you just serve ordinary people like us... Oh no, I didn't mean you give us Service is for us... woo woo... Brother Long, you are a hero, a god, and the most respected and beloved person in our hearts. If you just watch us suffer like this, your heart will be chilled..."

"That's right, Brother Long, you are definitely not the kind of person who will add insult to injury and fear death, right? You are definitely not the kind of cold-blooded and ruthless person, right? You don't have to stare at me, I can tell, woo... from now on It can be seen from your unusual eyes and your unusual smile that you are not human...I mean, you are a god, a god who saves suffering...how could you not help?"

The couple crawled up to Zhang Long in a kneeling posture, and began to cry one by one.

Everyone in the room was stunned, and Zhang Long was even more stupefied. These two guys are definitely professionals. This high hat will be buckled to the roof of the house. If Zhang Long doesn't help, then he Mom is not raised by father and mother!
"How can these two people do this?" Qi Yaxin frowned slightly, "It seems that Zhang Long should help them, and we are not his servants."

"Hmph." Meng Hongchen sneered at the side, staring at the old couple and said, "I've seen this kind of people a lot, and I don't have the ability to become stronger, so I feel that the strong should pity them. Why, the strong It’s also coming out step by step.”

"Well, you have to tell me what happened first, right?" At this time, Zhang Long also stared at the old couple impatiently.

Hearing this, the two were stunned for a moment, looked at the impatience in Zhang Long's eyes, and then cried louder.

"Brother Long... our child... is lost!" the old man patted his thigh and cried with a plosive sound.

"Life is miserable! Why is my life so miserable!" The old woman echoed, "I only have one son! I just lost it like this. Which goddamn bastard stole my son! God is right! I'm not fair, why did I lose my son, why didn't I lose it..."

"Damn it! Stop it!" Zhang Long suddenly became angry, "You deserve it if you lose it! Don't fucking complain here, there's nothing difficult about anyone, if you have the ability to find it yourself!"

The domineering voice, with a repressive spirit, made the two old men dare not speak at once. They lowered their heads, as if they felt that they had gone too far, and grabbed their clothes helplessly, not knowing what to do.

Zhang Long rolled his eyes. He is most annoyed by the virtue of pushing others on others when something happens. I saw these two people are old and wanted to help them. This guy is good. He will make himself a sinner first. By the way, I didn't steal your child from me!

"Okay, uncles and aunts, tell me first, how did you lose your child?" Lin Yanran was still kind, she came up to help the two of them and asked, Meng Bingya and Nuo Wan'er also followed, supporting the two The old man sat on the sofa opposite Zhang Long.

Seeing Yanran come forward, Zhang Long didn't want to argue with them anymore, after all, he was old, so he glanced at the couple and said, "Tell me, when did you lose your child?"

At present, the Xuezhan Office has been destroyed, there is no order in Xueang Star as a whole, and it is inevitable that some bad things will happen. At this time, there is really no one who can help these ordinary people.

"More than 20 years." The old woman muttered.

"More than 20 years?" Zhang Long's eyes widened, "How old was he when he lost it?"

"22." The old woman said again.

"Fuck, 22?" Zhang Long grinned again, why did the amount of information sound so awkward, and thought for a while, "Are you sure he lost it? Didn't he run away from home?"

The reason why he thinks this way is that Zhang Long feels that such a pair of parents is really bad. Besides, he is already an adult at the age of 22, and he doesn’t need to tell his family what he wants to do. It’s like Zhang Long is in an alien planet. The family members don't know.

"Definitely not!" The old man became nervous again, looked up at Zhang Long, and said with tears in his eyes, "Brother Long, he definitely didn't run away from home, he was kidnapped!"

"Kidnapped?" Everyone present squinted.

"That's right." The old man took a deep breath, looked at his wife next to him, and then looked at Zhang Long and the rest of the people present, and said in a deep voice: "Actually, not only us, but many people's children are lost. It can’t be said that it was lost, but was kidnapped by the Xuezhan Office.”

The matter suddenly became serious, and it was related to the Xue Zhan Office, so it was not a trivial matter.

Zhang Long turned his head and exchanged glances with Lin Yanran, then moved his body, intending to listen carefully to what the couple had to say.

"I don't know when it started. Before the Xuezhan Office occupied a city, it would kill those who resisted, and then take away all those who surrendered. You have also seen that from south to north, many cities are empty. None, my child was taken away while working in other places."

"At first, we thought that my children and those who were kidnapped were locked up by the Snow War Office, so when you defeated the Snow War Office, many people immediately ran to the prisons of the Snow War Office. Unfortunately, there are not many people locked inside. During this time, I searched almost all the prisons, but I couldn’t find my child. Moreover, there are many people like us, and our child seems to have disappeared out of thin air, or, or by them..."

"Woooo..." the old woman cried again, "Goddamn the Xuezhan Office, they, they must have killed all those young people, woooo...my child!"

"Don't cry, both of you!" Zhang Long suppressed the crying of the two with his eyebrows fixed. He took a breath, his star-like eyes rolled, and he always felt that this matter was a bit strange.

It is certain that the people in the Xuezhan Office are brutal, but they are not so boring as to capture people and slaughter them. Wouldn't it be better to kill them on the spot?

Moreover, according to the couple, most of the missing people are young and middle-aged, which is a bit similar to the modus operandi of the Dark God Sect back then. As well as the puppet's use, then why is the Snow War Office?

Thinking of the countless empty cities, Zhang Long raised his hand and touched the broken hair on his forehead. Such a huge number of people missing must not be simply killed.

Where did these people go?
"Zhang Long, we need to investigate this matter. I suspect that these people were taken away by the director general, just to find out how many robots with high artificial intelligence he has under his command." When the voice came, she clenched her jade hands tightly, and her voice was cold. Obviously, the incidents of these dead cities once again aroused her anger towards the chief director.

To what extent does a person have to be insane to create these dead cities?What will happen to those who will be kidnapped?
"Brother Long, we, we came to you because we really had no choice. We know you are different, you are gods in the sky! They dare not come to beg you, but, but we..." The old man said again , this time I said it with sincerity.

Zhang Long raised his hand and interrupted him, "I will investigate this matter, it just takes time, you should know that the chief director of the Xue Zhan Office is still there, and this person is very difficult to deal with, I still don't know him where."

"We know!" The old man stared sharply.

"What?" Zhang Long frowned, "Do you know? Where is it?"

The old man swallowed his saliva, looked at his wife again, then looked at Zhang Long timidly and said, "We can't be sure, it's just that many people are spreading a story, saying that the Black Ice Field to the west of Cass City is a land of devils. Anyone who enters the land will disappear. However, some seniors who have lived say that there was no such legend in Xueang Continent before. Since the Snow War Office began to fight for global hegemony, this rumor has gradually spread, so I think, I think this Should follow..."

"I see." Before the other party finished speaking, Zhang Long stood up, and a cold light flashed in his slightly narrowed eyes.