God level funny comparison system

"Wow Kaka!" Zhang Long took a step back, grinning and staring deadly, "This female man, as a girl who has been stared at many times and stripped naked many times, Can’t you say you’re pure?”

"roll!"

"Go first!"

"You're no better than me!"

"Half a catty, you are even better!"

"I'm at least not like you. I'll think about that kind of thing when I see someone who is good enough."

"Aha! You not only do striptease, you also like to watch romantic action movies since you were eight years old!"

"roll!"

"Go first!"

"You're no better than me!"

……

The two started a round of scolding and fighting, and when they finally died down, they found that they, a man and a woman, were really the same in character, and there was no distinction between superior and inferior.

The scolding war stopped, and the two chose the same direction to walk in an incomparable tacit understanding.

"Hey, how are you going to find that Crimson Moon, there are so many people here." Looking at the vast black and red world in the distance, Chi Chi asked.

"Hey." Zhang Long didn't say it clearly, but just smiled mysteriously.

Si Zhijian frowned immediately, and looked back at Zhang Long, the thoughts in Zhang Long's mind appeared clearly in the form of pictures in Shi Zhijian's heart.

Immediately, Shi Zhijian's eyes widened, and he stared at Zhang Long with disgust and astonishment for a long time, then shook his head and sighed: "This is how you find someone? It's so weird. Do you dare to be a little technical?"

"Technical shit, I've been to this demon world once, and the people here are fucking damned, and my way of finding someone is undoubtedly the simplest and rudest way." Zhang Long rolled his eyes.

"Yeah." Shi Zhijian nodded in agreement this time, "It's really simple and rude."

After finishing speaking, the two looked at each other, then chose the same direction again, and immediately they both flew into the air, turning into two streamers of light, one black and one white, and flew away together.

The Holy Spirit is naturally extremely conspicuous in the demon world, just as conspicuous as the pearls hidden in a group of sheep dung. The key point is, this group of sheep dung, that is, the demon spirits are so cunning and greedy, how could they casually hand over the hard-earned pearls to others ?And Zhang Long was almost certain that if he came to the demon world like Fei Yue, even if he didn't die, he would definitely be arrested.

Therefore, he must find Feiyue in the fastest and most effective way, and then see if there is nothing wrong with Feiyue. If someone has done something bad to her, then... Zhang Long has already done it in this demon. The world is preparing for a bloody storm.

And when thinking of all kinds of terrible things that may happen to Feiyue, the pure holy spirit, Zhang Long's killing intent will become stronger, and he will have the urge to kill all the demon spirits.

It was noon, the blood-colored sun glowed with dazzling blood, and the temperature was even hotter than the earth's summer. The red light roasted the earth, and there was a rolling heat wave on the earth. There was also a black and red air in the heat wave. Ling's air is extremely viscous, and it keeps rushing over the person's body, making him feel irritable.

Zhang Long and Shi Zhijian landed on the top of a mountain. On the top of the mountain, there is a large-scale Zongmen compound. In the compound surrounded by high black walls, there are many black and red buildings. In the oppressive atmosphere, only some dark green rockeries and a few dark blue and blood red flowers and plants make this sect look a little bit alive.

Two black-clothed disciples stood guard at the door. There was a black horizontal plaque above the stone-carved door frame, and on the horizontal plaque were written two large characters... Yinshan.

It should be the Yinshan School, or the Yinshan Gate, or the Yinshan Sect. Anyway, Zhang Long doesn't care what sect it is at this time, he just sympathizes with this sect. Sometimes it is not a good thing to have a fate with Brother Long. , because next, Brother Long will take the first sect he met under this fate to operate.

"Shua!" When he came to the door, Zhang Long shook his hand, and a white paper portrait unfolded. In the white background, it was the holy woman with overlapping flowers and shadows. Every frown and smile can make people feel calm and feel the world. Incomparably beautiful.

The woman in transparent clothes, with creamy skin and watery eyes is none other than Fei Yue. This portrait was printed by the Zhijian system. It is lifelike, accurate and full of three-dimensionality.

"Hey, have you ever seen this woman? Where is she? You better tell the truth, or I will kill you. I never lie." Zhang Long asked as he brought the portrait closer to a black-clothed disciple at the door. , speaking very fast, revealing an undeniable threat.

Hearing this, the man in black who was leaning against his head rolled his eyelids and glanced at Zhang Long, with a look of ferocity in his sinister eyes, "Stinky boy, are you looking for death? I don't know if this is..."

"Crack!" Before the other party finished speaking, Zhang Long thrust out two fingers like flying swords, hitting the other party's throat, and there was a sound of cracking, and a stream of blood gushed out of the man in black's mouth. After a stare, he fell down slowly, still staring at Zhang Long with his eyes full of perplexity and confusion, as well as the look of a grass-mud horse.

On the opposite side, another disciple in black opened his mouth wide, his eyes were astonished, and he was stunned.

Straightforward and neat, no nonsense, if you don't move, you will kill, if you move, you will kill.

"It's not my fault," Zhang Long turned his head and spread his hands with Shi Zhijian, "I warned him, I said I would never lie, he wouldn't believe it."

After finishing speaking, he shook his head and sighed, then looked back at the stunned man in black behind him.

Shizhijian rolled his eyes greatly, feeling that Zhang Long's insanity had occurred again.

"Shuh!" Zhang Long unfolded the portrait in front of the other party again, and asked, "Have you seen this woman? She is the Holy Spirit. You better tell the truth, or I will kill you."

"Gudong." The black-clothed disciple swallowed, quickly shook his head and said, "I, I haven't seen it before." Then, he suddenly turned around and opened his mouth to the door and shouted, "Come here, someone broke into the mountain!"

Zhang Long didn't stop him from yelling, but looked sympathetically at the yelling man in black and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I lied to you, it's useless to say I haven't seen it, I'll kill you anyway."

"Bang!" Zhang Long punched the opponent's chest.

The man in black's shouts came to an abrupt end, and he flew upside down, slamming heavily against the high wall behind him. Under the powerful force, his chest sank violently, and he opened his mouth amidst the sound of bone cracking. Spit out a mouthful of blood.

"I, I'm really, really fucking, no, I haven't seen it, you, you lunatic." Lying on the ground, the man in black looked at this bastard who said he would kill him in horror. Also covered with the look of a mud horse, he shouted angrily.

"I know." With raised eyebrows, Zhang Long walked to the man's side, and said calmly, "So I'm going to kill you, so that I can find her quickly."

"Crack!" After finishing speaking, Zhang Long stepped on the chest of the man in black without any hesitation, and the deformed chest collapsed again. Died.

"Zhang Long," the dead man behind him frowned, "Isn't this too cruel?"

"Cruel? Huh," Zhang Long smiled teasingly, and glanced at the dead man, "If we didn't make the first move and wait for them to deal with us, then it would be called real cruelty. Besides, if Feiyue really got out Whatever it is, I will kill all the demon spirits, that is the real cruelty."

After speaking, Zhang Long stepped into the mountain gate with a wicked smile.

"Pervert." Looking at Zhang Long's back with a frown, he muttered to death, and then followed in.

The sound of "hula la" came, and black shadows flashed among many scattered buildings in the distance. In the blazing blood-colored sunlight, it was like a group of ghosts coming from all directions. In the blink of an eye, the sound of the wind rushed to the mountain gate. In front of Zhang Long, the broken hair in front of Zhang Long's forehead and his white dress fluttered in the wind, and the large black shadow became solid, and hundreds of people in black gathered at the mountain gate.

"Grandma, I haven't seen such a crazy person for a long time. Just two people, dare to trespass on our Yinshan faction? Isn't this a sheep into a tiger's mouth? Haha..." A man in black laughed wildly, a big knife trembling in his hand , the cold light flickered.

"Look at that girl, she looks so weird, but she looks pretty. If you treat her...hehe, she must have a different taste." The other person looked Shi Zhiqi up and down, and smiled greedily.

In fact, these hundreds of people didn't pay attention to Zhang Long at all, they were all looking at Shi Zhijian with scorching eyes, as if Shi Zhijian had no clothes on now.

"Damn it indeed." Shi Zhijian rolled his eyes, and immediately felt that Zhang Long's actions just now were so wise.

"Wait." At this moment, there was a deep shout, and a strong wind blew up in the sky. A black light flew out from a hall in the distance, flashed across the void like lightning, and landed in front of a group of men in black.

It was a big man with rough eyebrows and a fierce face. After he landed, he didn't look down on death, but looked at Zhang Long with some seriousness, because he couldn't see Zhang Long's cultivation level clearly.

Zhang Long was also looking at him, with a smile on his lips, "You should be the leader of the Yinshan School, right." As he spoke, Zhang Long shook off the portrait again, "Have you ever seen this woman? It's a holy spirit. Better tell the truth, or I'll kill you."

Hearing this, the burly man glanced at the woman in the painting, looking at the spotless and beautiful Holy Spirit beauty in the painting, a hint of obscenity instinctively flashed across his eyes.

"My lord, although the woman in this painting is very beautiful, it is a pity that we have never seen it before. You should look for it elsewhere, but I advise you not to look for it, because a holy spirit is so delicate and beautiful. I’m afraid you won’t survive even one day here, and even if you find it, it’s probably already ruined.” The big man said politely, if it wasn’t because he couldn’t see Zhang Long’s cultivation, he would have ordered someone to Take these two people down, and then torture them well to punish them for trespassing on his Yinshan faction.

This big man is indeed the head of the Yinshan sect.

"Look, I said they should all die." Hearing what the big man said, Zhang Long shook his head, turned his head and looked at Shi Zhijian.

Dead to Cheap nodded in agreement.