God level funny comparison system

"Crack, click." There was a sound of crushing potato chips, Zhang Long sat up, looked down, and saw that the little black and white thing had eaten up all the eggshells in front of him.

The eggshell was gone, and the little guy's figure was completely revealed. It was really a dog, a black and white dog, no different from the local dogs Zhang Long saw on the earth, with one tail and four legs, and the tail was still shaking. Shaking, the little thing stuck out his tongue and licked his face, staring at Zhang Long blankly with his big eyes.

Zhang Long shook his head slowly, and murmured again with an unbelievable expression: "You have absorbed the soul of the golden-winged snow tiger, how did you become such a bird?"

"Woof!" The puppy's face showed anger, and he opened his mouth to bark twice. His voice was soft and unthreatening, and his cute and big eyes were filled with the kind of bewilderment that only a child who has been robbed of a toy would have. the color of anger.

"Okay, what a dog." Zhang Long rolled his eyes.

"Well..." The puppy became happy all of a sudden, purring, and wagging its tail more quickly.

"Alas," Zhang Long looked up at the blue sky, took a deep breath, and shouted loudly: "Death is so cheap, have you seen it, I said that the combination of the two of us will definitely give birth to a monster with a long tail! I didn't What comes to mind is, how can we give birth to a dog through our combination?"

With his eyes closed and his head lowered, Zhang Long pondered for a moment, then opened his eyes and stared at the puppy in front of him, and said seriously: "Well, you must have died a low life, and it has nothing to do with me. How is it possible to give birth to a dog?"

"Wow, huh!" The little guy yelled twice, then jumped up and jumped into Zhang Long's arms, stretched out his long tongue and licked Zhang Long's face, his big eyes were full of tears. Intimate look.

"Go away!" Feeling the wetness on his face, Zhang Long threw the puppy down, screamed loudly, then raised his finger and shouted at the puppy that was thrown on the ground: "You'd better leave I'll stay away, or I will drink your stew!"

"Woooo..." Wagging its little tail, the puppy let out a cry of grievance, and a tear appeared in its big eyes staring at Zhang Long. It looked so pitiful, and Zhang Long looked at it. Feeling so cruel, how could you be so rude to a puppy?
"Fuck!" Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long said helplessly, "Okay, you can follow me, but don't fucking lick me, I'm not your father!"

"Woof..." The puppy barked happily again, then jumped into Zhang Long's arms with a splash, ignored Zhang Long's warning, and stuck out its tongue to lick his face again.

Zhang Long's eyes were drooping, and he was in a daze. Out of the corner of his eye, he looked at the puppy squatting on his lap, and said dully, "You're the one sent by the god damn curse to torture me, right?"

One person and one dog were silent for a moment amidst the flowers, Zhang Long had another sudden idea, and his eyes on the puppy became serious.

"Little thing, are you male or female?" Zhang Long asked, squinting at the puppy.

"Wow!" The puppy's wagging tail drooped suddenly, and a frightened expression appeared on the fluffy dog's face.

"Come and let me see!" Zhang Long stretched out his hand as he spoke.

"Huh!" Looking at Zhang Long's big hand, the puppy's eyes suddenly widened, and he turned around and ran away.

"My mother! If you dare to run, stop for me!" Zhang Long also glared and shouted angrily, getting up and chasing after him.

"Wang Wang!"

"Your sister Wang! Isn't it just to see the male and the female, as for?"

"Wang Wang!"

"Fuck! You're running pretty fast! You stop me, it's just a dog, why are you pretending to be innocent!"

The dog was running in front, and the people were chasing after them. The puppy with a terrified expression and Zhang Long with a fierce and rude expression ran back and forth among the large flowers, raising petals of various colors and tumbling in the air.

Uh, if the puppy is replaced by a beautiful woman, Zhang Long's appearance among the colorful petals will definitely be regarded as a pervert who is chasing the beautiful woman.

"Plop!" A moment later, Zhang Long caught the puppy with a tiger pounce, and another large piece of petals was splashed.

"Ahaha, let's see where you're going. Comparing your speed with me, you're still a little tender!" With his eyes wide open, Zhang Long laughed triumphantly, and then pressed the puppy to the ground, stroking it with his hands up and down.

"Still a bitch?" After verifying the puppy's sex, Zhang Long became demented again.

"Woooo..." The little dog stood opposite Zhang Long, his big barky eyes were full of tears, and he hummed incomparably wronged, the way he looked at Zhang Long, as if he had just insulted this little dog Same.

"Nimma, it's too evil! Crack!" Zhang Long closed his eyes and sighed, raised his hand and slapped himself. Only then did he realize that a big man holding a bitch with his hands up and down is really too evil.

Shaking his head, Zhang Long didn't want to argue with a dog anymore, he got up and looked around, then sat down on a place where the flowers were densest, raised his hand, took out a pair of big sunglasses, put them on, and lit another cigarette , peeled off a ham sausage with the other hand and ate it.

After his cultivation level returned to zero and he slept for several days, Zhang Long was also starving.

"Wow, woof!" Just as he was eating vigorously, he saw the puppy running in front of him, and then yelling at Zhang Long's back. The dog's face was full of horror.

Zhang Long's heart couldn't help shaking, thinking that the puppy saw something terrible, he hurriedly looked back, completely let go of his only mental power, and detected the disturbance around him.

"What the hell did you yell when you saw it?" After looking for a long time, Zhang Long didn't find anything unusual, so he muttered depressingly, and instinctively raised his hand to put the ham sausage into his mouth and took a bite, and then found himself Bite empty.

Blinking his eyes and looking down, Zhang Long found that there was only a small piece of ham sausage left in his hand. He turned his head and saw the puppy squatting beside him, muttering and chewing. What, an expression of enjoyment on his face.

Zhang Long was furious immediately, and only then did he realize that the little bastard just used a tactic of smacking around and grabbing his ham sausage.

"Damn it! It's against you, dare to play me? Spit it out for me!" Taking a deep breath, Zhang Long angrily slapped the puppy on the face with the remaining ham sausage, and then fiercely shouted.

"Wow..." The puppy gave Zhang Long an innocent look, then opened his mouth and vomited out all the ham sausage he had eaten.

"Wow..." Looking at the ham that was chewed and covered with viscous liquid, Zhang Long also turned around and vomited, and muttered while vomiting: "Okay, you, you should eat."

"Hmm..." The puppy shook its head and barked happily, then lowered its head and ate the ham that Zhang Long threw together with the spit out.

"Wow..." Looking at the puppy who actually ate the spit out again, Zhang Long bent over and vomited again.

When his stomach felt better, Zhang Long took a deep breath, looked at the puppy feebly and said, "You are definitely sent by the gods to torture me!"

The little dog had a blank expression on his face and wagged his tail, expressing that he didn't understand Zhang Long's words.

Zhang Long compromised. Anyway, the Zhijian system is sleeping, and he can't get in touch with the dynasty's subsystem now. I don't know if Xiang Chaoyang and his group have come. Even if they come, they still can't get in touch. The Wuyou Continent is so vast, and for those who are unfamiliar with the place, having a puppy to accompany them is also a good way to pass the time.

"Okay! From now on, you can follow your Brother Long and me to wander the rivers and lakes." Taking a light breath, Zhang Long stared at the puppy seriously and said, "But you remember it for me, you'd better be honest, and make me angry Already, I will drink your stew in minutes!"

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"Uh..." Zhang Long raised his head and blinked, thought for a moment and said, "I should give you a name, what should I call you? Gouwazi?"

"Roar..." The puppy grinned suddenly, with a disgusted expression on his face, and a low growl from his mouth.

"Dog?"

"Roar……"

"Dog bitch?"

"Roar……"

"Black cat sheriff? No, that's a cat."

"You are half black and half white, called black and white impermanence? Yes, this name is quite domineering!"

"Hey..." The puppy was still dissatisfied.

"Okay, let's call it Wangcai, Geely!"

The puppy finally stopped barking, blinked blankly, and then showed joy in its big eyes, barked twice, jumped into Zhang Long's arms, and drew a picture on Zhang Long's face with his tongue when Zhang Long was caught off guard. circle around.

"Damn! You just vomited! Fuck...wow..." Feeling the saliva all over his face, Zhang Long pushed the puppy away in horror, bent over and vomited again.

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"Let's go, Wangcai! Find a place where there are people and find out where those brothers are!" After a while, Zhang Long had enough food and drink, raised his eyes and chose a random direction, and strode away with his hands behind his back.

"Hmm." The puppy obediently responded twice, then ate the last piece of ham on the ground, and followed Zhang Long.

Zhang Long wore big sunglasses and changed into a brand new black suit. With his hands behind his back, he stepped squarely among the flowers all the way, walking with his head held high.

The puppy at the back is in the same posture as Zhang Long, with its head held high, its big eyes full of solemnity, and it walks aggressively, but because it is too full, the puppy will burp from time to time, This made the originally domineering and mighty atmosphere a little more amusing.