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Wangcai ignored Zhang Long, jumped onto the bed with the spar bag in his mouth, held the bag under his paws and bit it, wagging his head and tail, and soon there was a chewing sound, and the hard spar was crushed in Wangcai's mouth. The ones are like dim sum, crunchy to the bite.

Zhang Long was stunned for a long time before he realized it. When he went out of the room, he saw that the dead man next door was still soaking in the fire spirit bath, so he got up and went to the meeting room of the disciples of the outer sect. A few pieces of Xuanxinzong disciples' clothes. Fortunately, Xuanxinzong had already prepared for it. Many of the newcomer disciples were children, and Zhang Long was considered an old man at his age.

Those in charge, and other disciples with some qualifications in the outer sect, when they saw Zhang Long, they all looked mocking and shook their heads, as if Zhang Long had been like this all his life.

Zhang Long didn't pay attention either, took his clothes, bought some food for Si Zhijian, and went back.

Quietly put the clothes on the bed in Shi Zhijian's room, and put the food on the table, took a look at Shi Zhijian soaked in the bucket, Zhang Long smiled softly, and walked out of the room.

It wasn't until the evening that all the medicinal effects of the fire spirit bath in the wooden barrel were absorbed. The petite figure came out of the barrel clumsily, dried his small body, and looked at the Clothes and food on the table, smiled happily, put on clothes and sat at the table to eat.

"Big brother treats me well." While eating, she thought about Zhang Long in her heart, thinking about various things about Zhang Long, some she could figure out, and some couldn't.

At this time, Zhang Long was sitting on a big rock on a higher mountainside. The outer gate site was below, and the inner gate site was still on a higher mountain, so there were only colorful flowers and dense forests on this mountainside. The stones are taller than the woods, sitting on them, you can see the red clouds in the western sky.

The hazy brilliance softly revealed on Zhang Long's face, freezing his pensive look between the blue sky and white stones.

"We have to find a way to find out what Wangcai is." Frowning slightly, Zhang Long murmured alone.

After a pause, he raised his eyes to look at the sunset in the sky and said: "We have to get a set of powerful spells for the dead as soon as possible. Just body training is not enough."

"Big brother." At this moment, Zhang Long's thoughts were interrupted by a deadly and crisp voice.

Looking down, I saw that in front of the blue and white stone house under the jungle, the dead man was looking up at him. She changed into the white dress of a disciple of Xuanxinzong, and she looked like a little boy, blinking her eyes. Looking at Zhang Long, he started straight away and climbed up towards the dense forest.

She wanted to climb to the boulder where Zhang Long was, but the forest was too dense, and within a few steps, her petite figure was blocked by the surrounding branches and vines. She raised her little hand and tried to move these vines away , the small mouth kept making stubborn babbling sounds.

Maybe it was because she just came out of the barrel, her face became whiter and smoother even in this evening, it was as crystal clear as white jade, far more dazzling and pure than the sunset in the western sky, the braid on the top of her head followed her struggle with the branches And swinging from side to side adds a bit of playfulness to it.

"Okay, you stand there without moving, I'll go down." Zhang Long's mood suddenly improved because of some things in his heart. A road was smashed out of the forest and came to the dead.

Immediately lifting the dead to the base and putting it on his shoulders, Zhang Long strode towards the boulder again.

The night is coming, the breeze is cool, and the fragrance of flowers is overflowing. He supported Zhang Long's head with his small hands, sat on Zhang Long's shoulders, looked down at Zhang Long and said, "Big brother, what were you thinking just now? You You don't look happy."

"How is it possible! Your elder brother, I was often called a lunatic in the past. There is nothing that can make me unhappy." Zhang Long laughed.

"Really?" Shi Zhijian blinked, "But when you talked about your death, you didn't look very happy. Did you just think about her again?"

Zhang Long took a breath, and put the dead man on the big rock, then Zhang Long stood under the stone, looked up at the white jade-like face in the sunlight, and said seriously: "You are the dead man I thought of." Cheap, so, I won't be unhappy."

"Uh..." Shi Zhijian rolled his eyes wide and said, "Okay, then I will be your Death Zhijian from now on."

"Haha..." Zhang Long laughed again, very happy.

"Big brother, do you have no other friends or relatives besides Shizhijian? I mean, have you always been like this?" Sizhijian asked again.

"Of course not." Zhang Long smiled, jumped up, and sat on the big rock, and sat beside Zhang Long on his own initiative. Turning his head, those big eyes looked at Zhang Long's expression very intently.

Zhang Long looked into the distance and said, "Big brother has many brothers, many...girlfriends, haha...do you know what girlfriends mean?"

"Hey... I seem to know," Si Zhijian smiled sheepishly, "it's your confidante, your wife."

"Wow Kaka, you even understand this?"

"Wow Kaka, of course I understand, my father and my mother are like that."

There was another moment of silence, and the deadly base said first: "Big Brother's brothers must all be masters, and Big Brother's confidante must all be as good-looking as me."

"Hehe." Zhang Long raised his hand and touched the deadly head.

"Big brother, do you miss them? Where are they? I haven't seen you looking for them before." Death Zhijian asked again.

Zhang Long lowered his eyes, and smiled openly: "Because I want to accompany you now, when you grow up, when no one dares to bully you, I will take you to see them."

"Where are they?" Shi Zhijian blinked his eyes.

Zhang Long turned his head, raised his sword eyebrows, looked at Si Zhijian meaningfully and said, "Have you heard of Longmen?"

"Longmen?" He blinked again, then his eyes brightened, and he said excitedly, "Big brother, are you really from Longmen?"

"Uh...well, it doesn't count. I haven't seen the dragon gate built by those guys. I'll take you to them when I have a chance. You've seen them before." Zhang Long thought road.

"Oh, you mean that Shi Zhijian has seen them before, right?" Si Zhijian blinked his big eyes and said.

Zhang Long nodded and said with a smile: "You are still laughing now, there are some things you don't understand, you just need to remember, you are the lowest of death. Hehe, you will understand slowly."

"Oh! Hee hee, I'm Big Brother's deadly cheap! Big brother, was I also your wife before deadly?" Maybe Zhang Long didn't want Zhang Long to show that unhappy look again, deadly cheap Laughed embarrassedly.

"Haha, that funny guy once said that even if all the men in the world die, they won't like me." Thinking about the past, Zhang Long laughed.

"Giggle..." Huazhi, who was dying to laugh cheaply, trembled, "She is so powerful. But I think she must be lying to you."

"Why?" Zhang Long asked casually.

"Because," Si Zhijian looked up, there were already stars in the sky, and the light of the stars shone together with the light in her eyes, "Because big brother is so good, so special, fearless of heaven and earth, and knows so much. Does anyone not like it?"

"Haha...you are complimenting me." Zhang Long laughed boldly.

"Yeah." Shi Zhijian nodded seriously.

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The two chatted for a while, then got down from the stone and went to the cafeteria of the outer disciples.

The newly recruited disciples and the former outer disciples all ate in this spacious cafeteria made of bluestone. The cafeteria, which was originally very lively, became completely silent after Zhang Long and Shi Zhijian entered.

Everyone turned their eyes to the two, showing all kinds of shocking eyes as if they were looking at a monster, including ridicule, contempt and disdain, and even more disgust. Curious.

Zhang Long raised his head and chest, and looked at these people one by one. He also held his head and chest high, but there was a little panic in his big eyes, and his little hand took the initiative to hold Zhang Long's big hand, so that he had the courage to continue fighting Move forward amidst countless unkind eyes.

A few days ago, in front of the Xuanxinzong mountain gate, Zhang Long threatened to let the mortal, who is dead to the base, defeat all the disciples of Xuanxinzong in three years. Zhang Long himself will defeat the inner sect teacher Yuan Yang within a year, so arrogant In other words, how could these disciples here bear it, do they have to admit that they will be defeated by a mortal child in three years?

"Brother Long is here?" At this moment, a familiar voice came, which attracted Zhang Long's attention.

The rest of the newcomers and old people at the scene also looked in the direction of the voice. It was Dongfang Yan who spoke. He was still so thin and unsmiling. The rest of the people were sitting in front of the stone table. Only he stood up, a little unnaturally. He smiled at Zhang Long, but his eyes were full of sincerity.

"Ha, I forgot that you are also at the outer door. It stands to reason that you have good talent. You have competed with that Shang He, so why did you put it at the outer door?" Zhang Long smiled casually, and then went straight to the front to take Take the bowls and chopsticks and fill the food and leave.

Dongfang Yan let out a miserable laugh, but didn't say anything.

Shang He is the daughter of the Shangdong Clan patriarch, with a respected status, he naturally wants to enter the inner sect to learn better martial arts skills, while Dongfang Yan, who can't even get ten high-grade crystals all over his body, what can he use to enter the Xuanxin Sect?

Today's Wuyou Continent is different from the past, with unpredictable people and power entanglements, not much better than the ordinary world.

"Hey, boy, don't come to our cafeteria when you eat with her in the future. We will put the food outside the door. In addition, please use your own tableware. We don't want to be contaminated by your yin and yang spirits and mortal spirits." At this moment, Zhang Long heard an extremely unbeatable voice.