God level funny comparison system

"Brother, what are your plans?"

In the room of Ye Xingyun, the first big brother in the inner door, Bai Luo looked at Ye Xingyun with sly eyes and asked.

Ye Xingyun sat in front of the stone table, his face was gloomy like the bottom of a pot, he was panting like a cow, and the evil spirit on his body made the air in the whole room tremble slightly.

"I'm thinking." Taking a deep breath, he said in a deep voice, "This is the master's gate after all, I can't just break into the outer gate and kill that bastard."

"I understand," Bai Luo smiled sinisterly, "We were the ones who insisted on competing with that kid for the favor. The death of the Icewing Bird was also unreasonable for us. We just killed it like this. It may not be that we will be allowed to mess around, after all, it is not good to hear it.”

Hearing this, Ye Xingyun stared at Bai Luo, and a cold light flashed in his eyes. If Bai Luo hadn't provoked him, Ye Xingyun might not have insisted on competing with Zhang Long for his favor.

Thinking of that little guy named Wangcai, Ye Xingyun was so angry that he clenched his fists.

"Eldest brother, I have an idea. I don't know if you agree or not." Looking at Ye Xingyun's appearance, Bai Luo's eyes flashed a sly look, and he said with a sinister smile.

"Say what you want!" Ye Xingyun frowned impatiently.

Bai Luo smiled even more strangely, first looked around to make sure that no one was eavesdropping around the room, then sat down opposite the stone table, and whispered: "Eldest brother, we can't do anything in the sect, but we can Do it outside the sect! Moreover, we can let other people do it without anyone noticing it. That kid has a child with him. I checked, and the kid is just a member of an inconspicuous small tribe. , can't make any big waves, and is still a mortal."

"I can ask my family to help. As soon as that kid leaves the sect, try to get rid of him. At that time, no one will suspect us."

Ye Xingyun narrowed his eyes, this is indeed a good way, killing Zhang Long outside the sect, if the plan is watertight, outsiders will never know who killed Zhang Long, besides, Zhang Long came here alone The Xuanxin sect of the Xuanxin sect has never seen any connection with any outside force for such a long time. Although people suspect that Zhang Long has something to do with Longmen, they are just suspicious. Maybe he has nothing to do with Longmen?
Even if it has something to do with Longmen, the person will be dead by then, and there is no evidence to prove that he, Ye Xingyun, is controlling it. Even if the people from Longmen come to the door, so what, what's more, the people from Longmen may not really dare to come. If Zhang Long was really one of them, he would be considered a spy sent by the Longmen to the Xuanxin Sect. The spy was killed, and of course, even if the Longmen wanted to crusade, it would not be Ye Xingyun alone.

After thinking about it, Ye Xingyun felt that this plan was feasible, but the question was, how could he get that kid out of the sect?
"This plan is not bad, but now that kid knows that he has caused a catastrophe, will he still leave the sect?" After a pause, Ye Xingyun expressed his worries.

Bai Luo also frowned, "I can't guarantee this, but we'll wait for him when he doesn't come out. I don't believe he will stay in the master's door forever. I'll let the juniors from the outer door keep an eye on him. As soon as I leave the sect, my people will act."

"Okay, that's the only way to go." Taking a breath, Ye Xingyun nodded.

It was already nightfall, Zhang Long got two barrels of fire bath, and was planning to practice.

In the clear sky, the moon became a crescent, and the sky was full of stars. With the colorful flower shadows on the earth, the whole world entered the dreamlike beauty again.

"Hula." A breeze passed by, with the faint rustling of flowers and plants, Zhang Long frowned, stopped undressing, and turned his eyes to the door.

A tall and graceful white figure suddenly stood at the door, it was none other than Shang He.

"Ah! What are you doing?" Shang He, who was anxious at first, stepped into the door without thinking, but after seeing Zhang Long with his upper body bare, he covered his eyes and screamed.

Zhang Long rolled his eyes, and said leisurely: "Can't you see it? Of course he took off his clothes and took a bath."

"Oh, don't wash it yet, I have something to say!" Covering his eyes, Shang He stamped his feet.

Zhang Long shrugged and said lazily, "Then can you wait until tomorrow?"

"No! It's very important." Shang He stomped again.

"Okay, tell me." Zhang Long rolled his eyes, there are so many things going on today, what is this girl doing here?

"Then are you dressed yet?" Shang He asked tentatively again.

"Get dressed." Zhang Long had no choice but to pick up the clothes on the ground and put them on, feeling that women are really troublesome.

Only then did Shang He take down the jade hand, looked at the neatly dressed Zhang Long, raised his hand and patted Linglong's chest, and then breathed a sigh of relief.

"Tell me what's going on. In the middle of the night, being alone and widowed will affect my reputation." Sitting on the bed, Zhang Long said plainly.

Shang He blinked, and immediately said: "It should affect my reputation."

Zhang Long didn't want to say any more, this Shang He was only fifteen or sixteen years old, Brother Long was so old now, he really didn't want to be misunderstood that something would happen to this little girl.

"Well, do you know that senior brother Neimen is going to deal with you?" Seeing that Zhang Long didn't speak, Shang He returned to the topic.

Zhang Long glanced at Shang He who was full of anxiety, blinked and said: "Is this still a guess? It's obvious!"

"Then, what are you going to do? I hid for a day today and dared not come to you until there was no one around. If someone sees me sneaking to report to you, I'm afraid I will be excluded from the inner sect as well." Shang He said again, when he said that he had been hiding in the mountains not far away during the day, he felt a little wronged when he thought about it, the dignified lady of the Shangdong clan had never worked so hard for anyone.

Zhang Long shook his head and sighed, feeling drunk too.

He looked at Shang He depressedly, and said in an almost exaggerated tone of surprise: "Miss Shang He, do you know what it means to take off your pants and fart?"

"What do you mean?" Shang He blushed slightly.

"It's too much!" Zhang Long said helplessly, "Do you think I'm stupid, don't you know that Ye Xingyun is going to deal with me? My Wangcai just killed his favorite. How could he spare me? This kind of person It's a well-known thing, but you have to hide in the mountains for a day, and then come and repeat it to me in the dead of night. Those who don't know think you have some good plans with me, but in the end, you just come and repeat it. "

After finishing speaking, Shang He's fair and delicate face turned even redder, her brows were tightly frowned, and her face was full of resentment. After being stunned for a moment, she stomped her feet and snorted: "Hey, Zhang Long! I came to inform you with good intentions, don't you That's all for acknowledgment, why are you taunting me like this! No wonder everyone says you deserve to die, you deserve to die! Go die!"

After finishing speaking, Shang He turned around and walked out. Because of his anger, he almost hit the stone wall.

Zhang Long didn't pay any attention. As soon as Shang He went out with his front foot, he took off his clothes with a slap on his back foot. The speed of undressing was definitely practiced, and he was naked with just one movement.

"Ah...you're going to die!" Zhang Long just raised his leg to step into the barrel, but was interrupted by another scream, making Zhang Long just raise his leg and freeze in place.

Looking up, he saw Shang He came back again, standing at the door with his eyes covered.

"Zhang Long, you are shameless! You know I'm still taking off your clothes!" Shang He cursed while covering his eyes.

"Fuck," Zhang Long was unhappy, "But you obviously left just now!"

"Then, then you can't take off your clothes, you take off your clothes at every turn, you, what kind of character are you!" Shang He stomped his feet and scolded again.

"Your sister, this is my house. Do I need your permission to take off my clothes and take a shower? Dear?" Zhang Long also stared and shouted.

Shang He was speechless for a moment, and suddenly felt that he was being unreasonable, so he slowed down his voice and said, "Then, can you put it on first, I still have something to ask you."

"Say!" Zhang Long retracted his legs again, and put on his clothes silently, thinking to himself, are girls from this big family so fucking unreasonable?

"I want to buy some more pills from you last time." Glancing at Zhang Long through his fingers, Shang He said timidly when he found that Zhang Long had put on his clothes. , she felt inexplicably guilty.

"Oh," Zhang Long smiled, squinting at Shang He and said, "This is the real reason why you hid in the woods all day, right? You want to buy medicine, but you are afraid that others will misunderstand you as my accomplice if they see you and me together." , so wait for this time to come over.”

Shang He couldn't help but tremble, his eyes turned around in a panic but he was speechless, as if Zhang Long had exposed the conspiracy.

However, when she came here, she clearly wanted to remind Zhang Long to be more careful, but after Zhang Long said it, her taste changed, and she felt that what Zhang Long said was right at the moment. It really wasn't because he was worried about Zhang Long that he came here.

Seeing Shang He's guilty face, Zhang Long shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently, "I've seen a lot of people like you. You're obviously a little selfish but you still pretend to be selfless. Hypocrisy! Take the money, a thousand top-grade crystals One stone, I can only give you five."

After saying that, Zhang Long flipped his hands without any hesitation, and five pills appeared in his hands. With a light delivery, the pills automatically fell on the stone table.

Looking at Zhang Long, and then at the elixir on the table, Shang He became more and more ashamed, quickly took out a few bags of crystals and put them on the table, then said thank you in a low voice, got up and left.

The stars are vast, and the sky and the earth are colorful and hazy. On the way back to the inner gate, Shang He was still thinking about Zhang Long's words, with a look of shame and grievance on his face.

"Could it be, did I really use the excuse of worrying about him to buy the medicine? Am I really selfish? He wanted to sell me the pills at the expense of offending Yuanyang before, but now he sells them to me without a second thought, but I……"

"No, I was really worried about him at the time. I was just, I was just a little scared, so I hid in the woods for a day."

"Damn Zhang Long, I, how can I be so selfish!"

While talking, Shang He felt aggrieved and wanted to cry, touched his tears, and left quickly.Perhaps, no one has ever exposed her little thoughts so bluntly, so Shang He, who has always felt perfect about herself, suddenly felt a little disappointed in herself.