God level funny comparison system

"Do you want me to take care of what's wrong with me? I, can't I fall like this? I'm so nosy, I want you to take care of it, I want you to take care of it!" He kicked another disciple in white who was lying on the ground a few times, Only then did Bai Luo relieve her anger, there was no place to vent the grievances in her heart all day long.

"Senior brother Bai Luo, you, what are you..." The remaining two disciples asked in panic, thinking that Bai Luo was crazy, swallowed and said, "Senior brother Bai Luo, you, haven't you always been very Do you hate that kid? Why..."

Said, the junior raised his finger and pointed to Zhang Long behind Bai Luo.

"Wow!" Bai Luo's eyes widened again, his blue eyelids looked like they were about to crack, and then he walked up to the disciple at the fastest speed, with a kind of desire to get into the other's eyes. Distance shouted: "What did you just say? Who is that kid? That's Brother Long! Your sister's! You are so courageous! Boom!"

Another punch was punched in the opponent's face, and the disciple fell to the ground again. After kicking a few times, Bai Luo put his hands on his hips and looked at the last disciple panting.

"Ah! Senior Brother Bai Luo, I was wrong!" Looking at each other like a lunatic, the disciple instinctively hugged his head and crouched on the ground, screaming in panic.

In fact, he didn't know where he was wrong. In the eyes of everyone, Bai Luo and Zhang Long had always been incompatible enemies. How did this suddenly become like this?At this moment, Bai Luo looks like Zhang Long's dog leg.

"How about Brother Long? Have you relieved your anger? Hehe, if you don't relieve your anger, I will beat them up for you!" Bai Luo returned to Zhang Long's side, nodded and bowed, and smiled flatteringly.

The four people lying on the ground were stunned. They were only skeptical just now, but the current situation shows that Bai Luo is Zhang Long's henchman!

This is not scientific!After seeing each other overnight, did senior brother Bai Luo change his gender?

Zhang Long just gave Bai Luo a faint look, and didn't say much. Immediately, he walked up the mountain, and Bai Luo followed behind him, and from time to time he used his robe to fan Zhang Long to catch the cold. Feng, that is, I dare not have the slightest rebellious heart, for fear that if there is a little resistance in my heart, I will immediately bite my tongue and kill myself.And he didn't want to resist, he suddenly felt that it was cool to follow Brother Long and learn the style of those people in Longmen.

It wasn't until Zhang Long and Bai Luo disappeared on the distant mountain road that the four gatekeeper disciples dared to struggle and stand up.

"What happened just now?" Looking at the empty mountain road, a disciple was still in a daze, feeling like he was dreaming, and then he raised his hand and touched the corner of his mouth, feeling pain and blood stains, and only then did he believe what happened just now It's not a dream.

"What's wrong with Senior Brother Bai Luo? Are you crazy? Why are you being so nice to that kid all of a sudden?" Another disciple asked.

"Keep your fucking voice down, don't be overheard!" The only disciple who was not beaten hurriedly turned around and shouted, and then scanned the mountain road in the distance, only to find that he didn't see Bai Luo's pig's head, so he breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhang Long and Bai Luo returned to their residence in the outer gate. At this time, Shi Zhijian was wearing the white dress of Xuanxinzong, talking to Wangcai and his Linglong egg in his room.

She was lying on the bed, kicking her bare feet casually. There was a wooden bucket on the ground, and all the fire spirit bath in the wooden bucket had been absorbed, leaving only a bucket of clear water.

Shanhong was also there, sitting at the table, squinting his eyes, looking at Si Zhijian mysteriously.

"Little Linglong, did your elder brother teach you any exercises? Tell me about it." With a gentle smile on his face, Shan Hong tried to speak softly and foolishly.

"No, I have to talk to my little Linglong now, so I don't have time to answer your questions." She couldn't speak authentically even if she died, so she hugged the egg with both hands, swaying her braid and said, "Little Linglong!" Ah Xiao Linglong, why haven't you come out yet? I can't wait, look, Wangcai can't wait too, right Wangcai."

Wangcai hid next to the beast egg, looked at the giant egg with disdain with his big black eyes, and then at the dead man who was shaking his head and tail, with two stupid expressions on his face.

"Oh, little Linglong, you can't talk to Master like this. As an apprentice, you should obey Master's orders." He made up his mind even more.

The dead man finally turned around, looked at Shan Hong ignorantly, blinked and said: "Big brother won't let me call you master. He said you didn't teach me anything, and you can't teach me."

"Ah?" Shanhong exclaimed sadly, "This kid is too young, how can I not be your master, if I am not your master, can I take care of you like this? He won't let you call My master, what do you want to call me?"

"Uh..." Shi Zhijian blinked his eyes, thought for a moment and said, "He asked me to call you Doubi."

"..." There were layers of black lines floating on Shanhong's head, and it took him a while to calm down, and he said again: "Hey, Xiao Linglong, it doesn't matter if you don't call me Master, but I heard from Zhang Long that you have been smart since you were young." Clever, kind and cute, how can you bear the heart of me, an old man, waiting here? I’ve been waiting for you for a long time, so just tell me, don’t worry, it doesn’t matter if you say a few words to that beast egg.”

He rolled his eyes and thought for a while, finally sat up from the bed, looked at Shanhong and said, "Okay, then you can ask."

Shanhong's eyes lit up, and he was overjoyed at once. He swallowed his saliva and asked urgently, "What is your elder brother teaching you to practice?"

"Uh... the indestructible golden body." Dead to Cheap replied truthfully.

"The Immortal Golden Body?" Shan Hong frowned, then looked down at the hole on the table, feeling a little shocked in his heart, "Is it a special exercise for body training?"

"Well," Shi Zhijian nodded, and continued: "I have to practice for a long time every day, and I have to take two warming pills when I practice, and then I have to stay in the fire bath for a long time. It hurts."

"Warm Spirit Pill? Fire Spirit Bath? What?" Shanhong became even more excited.

"Oh, Wen Ling Pill is similar to Qingfeng Pill. It can increase the speed of cultivation, but its effect is stronger than Qingfeng Pill. Fire Spirit Bath is a medicinal bath specially used for body training, and it was made by my elder brother for me."

"Good boy!" Shan Hong opened his mouth wide in shock, murmured with his eyes wide open, "A pill that is more powerful than Qingfeng Pill, you take two pills a day? That's not bad!" It's too extravagant! That kid is too eccentric!"

After a pause, Shan Hong suddenly said in surprise, "Little Linglong, do you think I'm handsome?"

"Huh..." Shi Zhijian didn't hide his disgusted expression, grinned and gave Shanhong a white look, and said leisurely: "It's far from big brother."

"Cough," Shanhong coughed guiltily, and quickly changed tactics: "Then what do you think of my character? You see, I am so old, and as a mentor, I still come to take care of you every day. Isn't it very enthusiastic and very friendly?" Kind."

Dead to Cheap blinked his eyes in a daze and said: "Big brother said, as long as you come here, you must have a purpose. He said you are a bitch."

"When he left, he also told me that you will definitely come to lie to me and let me teach you the indestructible golden body, so the elder brother has already told me that even if you kneel on the ground and kowtow to me, you won't let me teach you the immortal golden body." The Immortal Golden Body taught you."

"..." Shanhong raised his hand to cover his forehead, all the hope on his face suddenly turned into sadness, he looked down at the table, and said without tears: "Your big brother, you really understand me!"

"Youbi, what are you doing?" At this moment, Zhang Long stepped into the door, stared at Shan Hong with frowned eyebrows, and shouted unkindly.

"Aha!" Shan Hong stood up immediately, "My good disciple is back! I have nothing serious to do as a teacher, but I just couldn't sleep because of your thoughts, so I came to take a look... Oh, I heard that you I taught Xiao Linglong a set of indestructible golden body, tsk tsk, I think she is so small, it is not suitable to practice too overbearing body training exercises, it will be bad if she hurts her body, so I think you should teach this exercise Give it to me as a teacher, I will help you take a look as a teacher, and then research a reasonable cultivation method, so..."

"Get out! If you want to learn the immortal golden body, there is no way!" Zhang Long decisively exposed Shanhong's conspiracy.

Shan Hong was stunned for a moment, then begged with a mournful face: "Good apprentice, you can teach me as a teacher. I have never seen such a miraculous body training method as a teacher... Hey, who is this pig head?"

As he was talking, Shan Hong suddenly saw Bai Luo who followed Zhang Long in.

"Plop!" Bai Luo knelt down on the ground at once, rolled up his colorful eyelids, stared at Shanhong with exaggerated loyalty and shouted: "Disciple pays homage to Master Shanhong! Oh no, disciple pays homage to Grandpa Shanhong!"

"Grandpa? What the hell! What's going on?" Shan Hong jumped back in fright, and looked up and down at Bai Luo, who was covered in scars and behaved abnormally. Only then did he see the identity of the other party, and couldn't help but look at Zhang Long and said, "This , What's going on here? Isn't this kid your deadly enemy? He looks like he's crazy, what's the blow?"

"I don't know about the blow, but the beating is real." Zhang Long said casually with a grin, and then went straight to the bed and smiled with Shi Zhijian.

"The one who beat him up made him delirious? How did you do it?" Squinting his eyes, Shan Hong came to Bai Luo, looked up and down again, and looked at Bai Luo's sweet and sincere smile, I had the urge to slap him to death.

"Grandpa Shanhong, you have misunderstood me, I am not stupid! I taught you Grandpa Shanhong because you are Brother Long's master and your seniority is too high, and Brother Long is equivalent to my reborn parents, my father , so I will call you Grandpa."

"Fuck you, uncle! You call me daddy, call him grandpa." Before the bed, Zhang Long suddenly felt that something was wrong, so he turned around and covered Bai Luo's face.