I'm playing Devil Fruit, so I choose Tenseiken
Chapter 267 you chase me chase
"boom boom"
A cloud of smoke and dust billowed from the desert, and Su Nan rode his beloved motorcycle and ran wildly all the way, as if there was some terrifying existence behind him chasing him.
Yes, everything was fine.But one night, Su Nan, who was peeing, suddenly sensed his time-space anchor.He knew instantly that a difficult guy was approaching him in a straight line.
So without saying a word, he got on his motorcycle and ran away.
"What's going on?! I've put on makeup like this, but that little fox can still recognize it?! Is it a dog's nose? He chased after the smell?"
Su Nan had a bitter face, he really didn't want to see Evelyn.This woman is really difficult!They all told her that they have a fiancée, but in the end they still pursue her so hard.She is a married man, what is she trying to do!
This man is indeed an electronic device idiot, and the camera can count him.It never occurred to Su Nan that Evelyn was able to overtake him entirely because of positioning his motorcycle.
A few minutes later, Evelyn arrived on a motorcycle.She stopped, looked at the locator that was not working again in her hand, and sweared in a very unrefined way, "Malfakel! How dare you take such a defective product for the things you prepared for me?!"
"SOB!! When I go back, I want you to look good!!!"
She looked around and found that the bonfire on the ground had just been extinguished, and there was still a puddle of water nearby.
Evelyn found the place where Su Nan set up the tent and lay down, looking at the starry sky, with a helpless expression on her face, "Bastard, I still have something to say to you~ Why can't you stop and listen to me?"
The blond beauty curled up and closed her eyes, as if she was feeling the aura that Su Nan once existed around her.
On the other side, Su Nan found a cliff, Tenseigan checked, and found that there were no giant ants and a certain blonde beauty nearby.So he found a place to set up a tent and began to rest.
He still couldn't understand that he was able to locate Evelyn by relying on the space-time anchor left on her.But how did this little fox do it?Could it be some kind of special ability?
Or did he look at the motorcycle parked next to him, his face darkened, didn't he?Are those broken electronic props again? !
Su Nan stood up, took out the housework that his little sister had prepared for him, awkwardly adjusted a black stick, and scanned it on his small motorcycle.After this scan, the black stick will keep making "didi" sounds.
At this time, Su Nan suddenly had a very bad idea. Could it be that his every move in Wharton City was under Evelyn's nose? !She actually knows everything? ?Otherwise, why would there be such crap on his motorcycle?
He fumbled around on the motorcycle and tore off five or six signal transmitters.
"Hehehe! See how you still follow?!"
The next day, Su Nan set off again to a small ant nest, which was already the last less dangerous ant swarm in the safe area of the disaster area.After several days of robbery, Su Nan has now collected more than 1000 hunting certificates.
Although I don't know if I can make my points higher, but with so many, my grades won't be too bad.
When he drove to the ant nest, the battle here was basically over, and the giant ants were slaughtered by the contestants.Just when Su Nan was about to pick a victim, the contestants who attacked the ant nest all looked at him in unison.
"Hey, is this guy the wanted male robber? Or the female local tyrant who offered a bounty?"
"I'm not sure, it's too tightly covered, I can't tell if it's a man or a woman."
"A bunch of idiots! You'll know if you try it!" A messy man waved at Su Nan, "Hey!!! Can you hear me? Are you a man or a woman?"
Su Nan was a little baffled, he didn't know why these guys all looked at him as soon as he arrived.Could it be that his robbery business has already made a name for himself, and everyone is wary of him?
But the second idiot in front actually asked himself if he was a man or a woman? !What's the matter?Is there another female bandit who dresses the same as herself?
Su Nan cleared his throat and shouted, "Are you blind? I'm such an old man, can you see me as a woman?!"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of all the contestants looking at Su Nan changed, as if, as if they were looking at a golden mountain.
"Ho Ho Ho!! It's a male robber! It's really a male robber! Come on everyone! There's a bounty of 2000 million US dollars for catching him!"
"Catch him! There are a lot of hunting certificates on him! After catching him, we will share the bounty and spoils equally!"
Seeing the wolves and tigers of the contestants, Su Nan's face darkened. When he heard 2000 million dollars, he suddenly thought of Evelyn, that little fox who used money to throw money at people.
Caught yourself giving the bounty?This is what she did!Definitely a job well done to her! !
Su Nan twisted his neck, made a "crack bang bang bang" sound, and grinned, "Hehehe, you want to catch me and take advantage of it, right? All right! Let's see if it's you delivering the food! Or am I being caught by you!!"
After finishing speaking, Su Nan took off the scarf and goggles on his face, and charged towards the contestants who rushed forward.
In terms of head-to-head encounters, I, Brother Su, have never been afraid of anyone! !
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
"Ah! Falk! Don't slap your face!!"
"I'll wipe it! This idea hurts! Get out!"
"Stop it! Hero! I was wrong! I won't dare again!!"
"Ahh! Mom! My face"
After 10 minutes, Su Nan was the only one who could stand.All the other contestants were lying on the ground, covering their faces and howling.This is the plastic surgery technique handed down by the old Su family's ancestors. If they don't kill people, the Su family father and son will only hit people in the face.
Su Nan picked up a few salted fish and piled them together, and sat on them, "Come on, take out all the hunting certificates on your body! Otherwise, I will give you a set of plastic surgery as a gift!"
Hearing this, the wailing of the players became even worse.
A small voice came from under Su Nan's buttocks, "Well, that boss, didn't you say last time that each of you only grabs once?"
"Eh?!" Su Nan bent over and looked at the pig-headed man on the ground, "Who are you? Have we dealt with each other before?"
The pig-headed man grinned, showing a flattering smile, but after missing a front tooth, this smile is so funny no matter how you look at it.
"Hey hey, boss, the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday you robbed in the east, ah no! You borrowed my booty, have you forgotten?"
"Look at my nose, you interrupted it! Boss, you agreed to grab it only once, will you let me go this time?"
Su Nan rubbed his chin and recalled carefully, "Well, I made my own rules, which must be obeyed. But I'm sorry, I really can't remember you, and it may be that I was a little ruthless this time."
"But this time's spoils, forget it~"
"Ouch! Thank you, boss, for your mercy!" The pig-headed man quickly thanked Su Nan for his kindness.
Su Nan didn't pay attention to him anymore, and began to happily harvest other spoils.The contestants who lost all their ant claws were lying on the ground like salted fish, their faces full of doubts about their lives, and they didn't even notice that Su Nan left.
"That guy is so strong."
"Yeah~ Shall we go home, wash and sleep? There's no need to play this game"
"That's a good idea, ditto"
Some of the contestants who were hit were ready to give up the game, but these people didn't know how lucky they were.
A cloud of smoke and dust billowed from the desert, and Su Nan rode his beloved motorcycle and ran wildly all the way, as if there was some terrifying existence behind him chasing him.
Yes, everything was fine.But one night, Su Nan, who was peeing, suddenly sensed his time-space anchor.He knew instantly that a difficult guy was approaching him in a straight line.
So without saying a word, he got on his motorcycle and ran away.
"What's going on?! I've put on makeup like this, but that little fox can still recognize it?! Is it a dog's nose? He chased after the smell?"
Su Nan had a bitter face, he really didn't want to see Evelyn.This woman is really difficult!They all told her that they have a fiancée, but in the end they still pursue her so hard.She is a married man, what is she trying to do!
This man is indeed an electronic device idiot, and the camera can count him.It never occurred to Su Nan that Evelyn was able to overtake him entirely because of positioning his motorcycle.
A few minutes later, Evelyn arrived on a motorcycle.She stopped, looked at the locator that was not working again in her hand, and sweared in a very unrefined way, "Malfakel! How dare you take such a defective product for the things you prepared for me?!"
"SOB!! When I go back, I want you to look good!!!"
She looked around and found that the bonfire on the ground had just been extinguished, and there was still a puddle of water nearby.
Evelyn found the place where Su Nan set up the tent and lay down, looking at the starry sky, with a helpless expression on her face, "Bastard, I still have something to say to you~ Why can't you stop and listen to me?"
The blond beauty curled up and closed her eyes, as if she was feeling the aura that Su Nan once existed around her.
On the other side, Su Nan found a cliff, Tenseigan checked, and found that there were no giant ants and a certain blonde beauty nearby.So he found a place to set up a tent and began to rest.
He still couldn't understand that he was able to locate Evelyn by relying on the space-time anchor left on her.But how did this little fox do it?Could it be some kind of special ability?
Or did he look at the motorcycle parked next to him, his face darkened, didn't he?Are those broken electronic props again? !
Su Nan stood up, took out the housework that his little sister had prepared for him, awkwardly adjusted a black stick, and scanned it on his small motorcycle.After this scan, the black stick will keep making "didi" sounds.
At this time, Su Nan suddenly had a very bad idea. Could it be that his every move in Wharton City was under Evelyn's nose? !She actually knows everything? ?Otherwise, why would there be such crap on his motorcycle?
He fumbled around on the motorcycle and tore off five or six signal transmitters.
"Hehehe! See how you still follow?!"
The next day, Su Nan set off again to a small ant nest, which was already the last less dangerous ant swarm in the safe area of the disaster area.After several days of robbery, Su Nan has now collected more than 1000 hunting certificates.
Although I don't know if I can make my points higher, but with so many, my grades won't be too bad.
When he drove to the ant nest, the battle here was basically over, and the giant ants were slaughtered by the contestants.Just when Su Nan was about to pick a victim, the contestants who attacked the ant nest all looked at him in unison.
"Hey, is this guy the wanted male robber? Or the female local tyrant who offered a bounty?"
"I'm not sure, it's too tightly covered, I can't tell if it's a man or a woman."
"A bunch of idiots! You'll know if you try it!" A messy man waved at Su Nan, "Hey!!! Can you hear me? Are you a man or a woman?"
Su Nan was a little baffled, he didn't know why these guys all looked at him as soon as he arrived.Could it be that his robbery business has already made a name for himself, and everyone is wary of him?
But the second idiot in front actually asked himself if he was a man or a woman? !What's the matter?Is there another female bandit who dresses the same as herself?
Su Nan cleared his throat and shouted, "Are you blind? I'm such an old man, can you see me as a woman?!"
As soon as these words came out, the eyes of all the contestants looking at Su Nan changed, as if, as if they were looking at a golden mountain.
"Ho Ho Ho!! It's a male robber! It's really a male robber! Come on everyone! There's a bounty of 2000 million US dollars for catching him!"
"Catch him! There are a lot of hunting certificates on him! After catching him, we will share the bounty and spoils equally!"
Seeing the wolves and tigers of the contestants, Su Nan's face darkened. When he heard 2000 million dollars, he suddenly thought of Evelyn, that little fox who used money to throw money at people.
Caught yourself giving the bounty?This is what she did!Definitely a job well done to her! !
Su Nan twisted his neck, made a "crack bang bang bang" sound, and grinned, "Hehehe, you want to catch me and take advantage of it, right? All right! Let's see if it's you delivering the food! Or am I being caught by you!!"
After finishing speaking, Su Nan took off the scarf and goggles on his face, and charged towards the contestants who rushed forward.
In terms of head-to-head encounters, I, Brother Su, have never been afraid of anyone! !
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
"Ah! Falk! Don't slap your face!!"
"I'll wipe it! This idea hurts! Get out!"
"Stop it! Hero! I was wrong! I won't dare again!!"
"Ahh! Mom! My face"
After 10 minutes, Su Nan was the only one who could stand.All the other contestants were lying on the ground, covering their faces and howling.This is the plastic surgery technique handed down by the old Su family's ancestors. If they don't kill people, the Su family father and son will only hit people in the face.
Su Nan picked up a few salted fish and piled them together, and sat on them, "Come on, take out all the hunting certificates on your body! Otherwise, I will give you a set of plastic surgery as a gift!"
Hearing this, the wailing of the players became even worse.
A small voice came from under Su Nan's buttocks, "Well, that boss, didn't you say last time that each of you only grabs once?"
"Eh?!" Su Nan bent over and looked at the pig-headed man on the ground, "Who are you? Have we dealt with each other before?"
The pig-headed man grinned, showing a flattering smile, but after missing a front tooth, this smile is so funny no matter how you look at it.
"Hey hey, boss, the day before yesterday, the day before yesterday you robbed in the east, ah no! You borrowed my booty, have you forgotten?"
"Look at my nose, you interrupted it! Boss, you agreed to grab it only once, will you let me go this time?"
Su Nan rubbed his chin and recalled carefully, "Well, I made my own rules, which must be obeyed. But I'm sorry, I really can't remember you, and it may be that I was a little ruthless this time."
"But this time's spoils, forget it~"
"Ouch! Thank you, boss, for your mercy!" The pig-headed man quickly thanked Su Nan for his kindness.
Su Nan didn't pay attention to him anymore, and began to happily harvest other spoils.The contestants who lost all their ant claws were lying on the ground like salted fish, their faces full of doubts about their lives, and they didn't even notice that Su Nan left.
"That guy is so strong."
"Yeah~ Shall we go home, wash and sleep? There's no need to play this game"
"That's a good idea, ditto"
Some of the contestants who were hit were ready to give up the game, but these people didn't know how lucky they were.
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