The sweet daily life of being chased by a beautiful goddess
Chapter 169: Lu Feng is so straight, the system is so tiring
'This is the only video that makes the original confrontation between men and women into one, and it really contributes to social harmony. '
'When I was hungry, I went to the supermarket downstairs to search around, and there were more presents than this man gave. Can those broken biscuits be given away as gifts? '
'The girl gave him two pairs of AJ shoes, an expensive earphone, and a handwritten letter. How did he manage to send out his little snacks and ragged cotton jacket? '
"Ha ha ha ha."
"Too low!"
The system increased the volume, [Ding ding ding ding ding! 】
Only then did Lu Feng react, "Little System, are you here to watch the video with me?
Come and see if this man can't let his head down, you have to give him money and love, how are you guys so embarrassed! "
"That's not right! My lords, no matter how much money and love you get, you have to give one."
Lu Feng was too absorbed in watching the video just now, thinking about it carefully, the system came, there is no way it is for watching the video with him.
Either it's a complaint, or it's a reward.
Lu Feng felt that judging from his performance of putting on makeup for Zina, cooking breakfast, and playing games with her today, there was a high probability that it would be a long-lost daily reward.
"Why are you here? Did you come to give me a reward because you saw that I performed so well?
Let me think about it, what kind of reward will you give me? Today's daily check-in should be playing games. Could it be about League of Legends? "
The system pursed its lips. Wasn't his statement, "Gentlemen, you have to give money and love as much as you get" not enough yin and yang or irony?
Why didn't Lu Feng understand!
The system said helplessly, 【No. Give you [-] points for the strongest king, do you want it. 】
Lu Feng was startled, "Damn it, is it true? Fifteen hundred points?"
Lu Feng tapped his chin lightly with his finger, looking serious thinking, "Although it has no practical use, it's okay, but you have to add something to me, just [-] points is not enough, you have to have [-] points The technique, otherwise it will fall after two days of playing!"
[I'll go] The system said speechlessly, [Really, you big-headed ghost!Don't you want to chase your wife? 】
Lu Feng was confused by what the system said, "Is there a conflict between [-] points and chasing a wife?"
"I don't know if [-] points conflicts with chasing a wife, but if you sit here any longer, your wife will be gone!"
Only then did Lu Feng realize that the system was not here to give him a prize, but something like, 'Reminder! '
Lu Feng twitched his lips in disdain, and smiled, "Little System, your words about money and love just now are at least as insinuating that I'm here?"
[No, no, Brother Feng, how dare I insinuate, I just said you bluntly! 】
Lu Feng's face twisted a bit, a little more helpless, the system wouldn't think he knew that his wife was still playing games and swiping her phone because she had a stomachache, so don't worry about her.
"Brother! I turned off the game. Just now I told Zina that I would play another game because I was afraid that she would be embarrassed to let me wait for her when she went to the bathroom. I was afraid that she would be in a hurry and the bathroom would not be smooth. How considerate of me!"
[I didn't mention you about this. But your wife said that she has a stomachache. What's the difference between you watching videos here and playing games here?
Can't you care about her stomach ache?Go out and buy her some medicine or something! 】
The system is obtained after going to Zina's to inquire about the news. Simply speaking, it is from God's perspective, here are some tips for Lu Feng.
Unexpectedly, Lu Feng didn't listen to it at all, and said plausibly, "Her family has medicine, when I was sick, she brought a super big medicine box!
There are medicines for stomachaches, stomach medicines, antidiarrheal medicines, everything you expect.
I'm considered a half-guest now, so I can't just rummaging through her house to look for it. It's too bad. I don't want to ask her about her situation after she comes out.
Do you want me to stand at the door of the toilet and shout at her, Xiaoqi, do you have diarrhea? When will you finish it!
I'll go find medicine for you, embarrassing is not embarrassing!
I'm not saying I'm embarrassed, I'm saying Zina will be embarrassed.
There's nothing wrong with it, I feel like there's nothing wrong with me.
You complained about me because of this, I really think you have that serious illness! "
Listening to Lu Feng's counterattack to the eighth company, the system kept shaking its head.
As a man, the system felt that Lu Feng's behavior was quite reasonable.
From Lu Feng's point of view, he didn't know that Zina didn't go to the bathroom at all, but was buckling a marble in front of the mirror.
I don't know that the fingernail clasp is not buckled.
But Lu Feng's primary problem now is chasing his wife, so he should look at it from a female perspective. If Zina came out of the toilet and only heard Lu Feng say this, everyone would be blown up!
How should I explain this to Lu Feng? The system originally thought of a lot of words softly. Why are women made of water? Women like surprises. If you prepare a lot for her before she finds out, she will It will definitely be fun and so on.
But looking at Lu Feng's expression of "I'm not wrong at all".
The leisurely posture of lying on the gaming chair with the whole person.
The system really has no patience, he really has no patience to coax Lu Feng to come like a child, and he has forgotten all the tricks and tricks.
He's about to explode too!
The system suddenly remembered a novel, "The system blew me up and I became a system", the system nodded his chin lightly, his mind wide open. Could it be that Lu Feng did it on purpose, his ultimate goal is to piss himself off to death, and then inherit himself.
After thinking for a long time, he shook his head and came to a conclusion that Lu Feng did not have such a high IQ!
Lu Feng is a pure straight man, a hopeless pure straight man!
The system yelled, [Are you sick!You don't know how to prepare for Zina in advance!
You ask, ask, ask, and when you finish asking, your wife will be gone!
You and your wife gave birth in the delivery room, and you beat the king at the door, what's the difference! 】
Lu Feng was taken aback by the huge sound waves that appeared in his head, the system's tone shook his head, "Do you have that serious illness, can going to the toilet and going to the delivery room be the same?
If Zina enters the delivery room, I will definitely not be able to play games or watch videos!
I must be recording a video to record that beautiful moment! "
When Lu Feng said something now, the system felt like throwing up, and wanted to sew up his broken mouth quickly!
The system brainstormed, the reason and Lu Feng couldn't make sense, so if it didn't work, just threaten it!
The system calmed down for a while, pretending to be the usual tone of assigning tasks and rewards.
[The Super Perfect Male God Doting Wife System is now giving an official reminder that what the host is doing now is affecting the progress of chasing his wife. One yellow card will be recorded, and three yellow cards will enter the system court!After a group of high-level judges, if everyone unanimously approves and gives the host a bad review, the host will be obliterated
There was a shock in the system's small eyes.
Before he could finish his threatening words, Lu Feng had already walked quickly to the gate of Zina's house!
With the sound of closing the door with a slam, Lu Feng was already standing outside the door.
Before the system could say the final threat to Lu Feng, the word "delete" was swallowed by the system. The system said leisurely, 【Why are you so fast】
Lu Feng bent down, lifted the heels of his shoes, and chuckled lightly, "Don't scare me with those useless things, just pull me out of the system courts, I don't believe that the system has courts, you It’s okay to make up nonsense like that, what you said this time and what you said last time to give me a yellow card is not right!”
The system sighed, it's over, Lu Feng is really hopeless, he waved his hand, 【Then why are you going out now! 】
"What can you do, go buy medicine."
The system snorted, and said arrogantly, 【Don't you think you did nothing wrong? 】
"According to common sense, I did not do anything wrong!"
【you】
"But... I thought about it, and what you said makes some sense. If I wait for Zina to come out, and then ask her, it will seem a little passive, and I don't care enough about her!
But I don’t know where her medicines are, and it’s not good to rummage through boxes and cabinets. It’s even worse for me to block the door of the toilet and ask her.
So. I should buy the medicine in advance instead of waiting to go home with her to find the medicine. It seems that I value her more and it is more conducive to chasing my wife! "
[Brother Feng, you finally understand! 】
The system is very pleased with Lu Feng's sudden enlightenment, but Lu Feng's words reveal a part everywhere.
He was a little helpless, why did Lu Feng suddenly become so extreme, either he was pure and straight, or he was full of calculations!
Ah this
Not right!
The system grumbled, 【You are a routine king! 】
"It has been since ancient times. Affection can't be kept, and routines win people's hearts!
You, Brother Feng, have already realized it, so you step back, my wife-chasing speed is guaranteed to be fast! "
[Brother Feng, you really understand? 】
Lu Feng looked like he was planning a strategy, and said indifferently, "It can't be more true!"
Although Lu Feng's current appearance is not what the system likes, he is already tired, and he feels that he is getting old soon.
Let him go, the system just wants to have a delicious dog food as soon as possible!
After the system left, Lu Feng thought about what the system said. Although he didn't remember a few words, he felt that what the system said might make sense.
Don't girls pay the most attention to details? He also wanted to go to buy medicine before, but because of the lack of medicine at Zina's house, he didn't go.
But Lu Feng imagined it for a while, if Lu Feng prepared all the medicines, and then made some hot water, Zina would see it as soon as she came out of the bathroom, the effect would definitely be better than looking for it with her after she came out.
At the moment when the elevator was descending rapidly, an idea popped up in Lu Feng's brain.
[Ding the first floor is here]
The corners of Lu Feng's mouth curled up, and he snapped his fingers heavily, "Just do it like that! It's not just a pinch!"
At the entrance of Renren Pharmacy.
A handsome man walked in with vigorous steps.
A group of female shop assistants cast peachy gazes at Lu Feng.
A female voice came out, "Sir, what do you need?"
"Well, give me a copy of the medicine for stomach pain."
"what?"
'When I was hungry, I went to the supermarket downstairs to search around, and there were more presents than this man gave. Can those broken biscuits be given away as gifts? '
'The girl gave him two pairs of AJ shoes, an expensive earphone, and a handwritten letter. How did he manage to send out his little snacks and ragged cotton jacket? '
"Ha ha ha ha."
"Too low!"
The system increased the volume, [Ding ding ding ding ding! 】
Only then did Lu Feng react, "Little System, are you here to watch the video with me?
Come and see if this man can't let his head down, you have to give him money and love, how are you guys so embarrassed! "
"That's not right! My lords, no matter how much money and love you get, you have to give one."
Lu Feng was too absorbed in watching the video just now, thinking about it carefully, the system came, there is no way it is for watching the video with him.
Either it's a complaint, or it's a reward.
Lu Feng felt that judging from his performance of putting on makeup for Zina, cooking breakfast, and playing games with her today, there was a high probability that it would be a long-lost daily reward.
"Why are you here? Did you come to give me a reward because you saw that I performed so well?
Let me think about it, what kind of reward will you give me? Today's daily check-in should be playing games. Could it be about League of Legends? "
The system pursed its lips. Wasn't his statement, "Gentlemen, you have to give money and love as much as you get" not enough yin and yang or irony?
Why didn't Lu Feng understand!
The system said helplessly, 【No. Give you [-] points for the strongest king, do you want it. 】
Lu Feng was startled, "Damn it, is it true? Fifteen hundred points?"
Lu Feng tapped his chin lightly with his finger, looking serious thinking, "Although it has no practical use, it's okay, but you have to add something to me, just [-] points is not enough, you have to have [-] points The technique, otherwise it will fall after two days of playing!"
[I'll go] The system said speechlessly, [Really, you big-headed ghost!Don't you want to chase your wife? 】
Lu Feng was confused by what the system said, "Is there a conflict between [-] points and chasing a wife?"
"I don't know if [-] points conflicts with chasing a wife, but if you sit here any longer, your wife will be gone!"
Only then did Lu Feng realize that the system was not here to give him a prize, but something like, 'Reminder! '
Lu Feng twitched his lips in disdain, and smiled, "Little System, your words about money and love just now are at least as insinuating that I'm here?"
[No, no, Brother Feng, how dare I insinuate, I just said you bluntly! 】
Lu Feng's face twisted a bit, a little more helpless, the system wouldn't think he knew that his wife was still playing games and swiping her phone because she had a stomachache, so don't worry about her.
"Brother! I turned off the game. Just now I told Zina that I would play another game because I was afraid that she would be embarrassed to let me wait for her when she went to the bathroom. I was afraid that she would be in a hurry and the bathroom would not be smooth. How considerate of me!"
[I didn't mention you about this. But your wife said that she has a stomachache. What's the difference between you watching videos here and playing games here?
Can't you care about her stomach ache?Go out and buy her some medicine or something! 】
The system is obtained after going to Zina's to inquire about the news. Simply speaking, it is from God's perspective, here are some tips for Lu Feng.
Unexpectedly, Lu Feng didn't listen to it at all, and said plausibly, "Her family has medicine, when I was sick, she brought a super big medicine box!
There are medicines for stomachaches, stomach medicines, antidiarrheal medicines, everything you expect.
I'm considered a half-guest now, so I can't just rummaging through her house to look for it. It's too bad. I don't want to ask her about her situation after she comes out.
Do you want me to stand at the door of the toilet and shout at her, Xiaoqi, do you have diarrhea? When will you finish it!
I'll go find medicine for you, embarrassing is not embarrassing!
I'm not saying I'm embarrassed, I'm saying Zina will be embarrassed.
There's nothing wrong with it, I feel like there's nothing wrong with me.
You complained about me because of this, I really think you have that serious illness! "
Listening to Lu Feng's counterattack to the eighth company, the system kept shaking its head.
As a man, the system felt that Lu Feng's behavior was quite reasonable.
From Lu Feng's point of view, he didn't know that Zina didn't go to the bathroom at all, but was buckling a marble in front of the mirror.
I don't know that the fingernail clasp is not buckled.
But Lu Feng's primary problem now is chasing his wife, so he should look at it from a female perspective. If Zina came out of the toilet and only heard Lu Feng say this, everyone would be blown up!
How should I explain this to Lu Feng? The system originally thought of a lot of words softly. Why are women made of water? Women like surprises. If you prepare a lot for her before she finds out, she will It will definitely be fun and so on.
But looking at Lu Feng's expression of "I'm not wrong at all".
The leisurely posture of lying on the gaming chair with the whole person.
The system really has no patience, he really has no patience to coax Lu Feng to come like a child, and he has forgotten all the tricks and tricks.
He's about to explode too!
The system suddenly remembered a novel, "The system blew me up and I became a system", the system nodded his chin lightly, his mind wide open. Could it be that Lu Feng did it on purpose, his ultimate goal is to piss himself off to death, and then inherit himself.
After thinking for a long time, he shook his head and came to a conclusion that Lu Feng did not have such a high IQ!
Lu Feng is a pure straight man, a hopeless pure straight man!
The system yelled, [Are you sick!You don't know how to prepare for Zina in advance!
You ask, ask, ask, and when you finish asking, your wife will be gone!
You and your wife gave birth in the delivery room, and you beat the king at the door, what's the difference! 】
Lu Feng was taken aback by the huge sound waves that appeared in his head, the system's tone shook his head, "Do you have that serious illness, can going to the toilet and going to the delivery room be the same?
If Zina enters the delivery room, I will definitely not be able to play games or watch videos!
I must be recording a video to record that beautiful moment! "
When Lu Feng said something now, the system felt like throwing up, and wanted to sew up his broken mouth quickly!
The system brainstormed, the reason and Lu Feng couldn't make sense, so if it didn't work, just threaten it!
The system calmed down for a while, pretending to be the usual tone of assigning tasks and rewards.
[The Super Perfect Male God Doting Wife System is now giving an official reminder that what the host is doing now is affecting the progress of chasing his wife. One yellow card will be recorded, and three yellow cards will enter the system court!After a group of high-level judges, if everyone unanimously approves and gives the host a bad review, the host will be obliterated
There was a shock in the system's small eyes.
Before he could finish his threatening words, Lu Feng had already walked quickly to the gate of Zina's house!
With the sound of closing the door with a slam, Lu Feng was already standing outside the door.
Before the system could say the final threat to Lu Feng, the word "delete" was swallowed by the system. The system said leisurely, 【Why are you so fast】
Lu Feng bent down, lifted the heels of his shoes, and chuckled lightly, "Don't scare me with those useless things, just pull me out of the system courts, I don't believe that the system has courts, you It’s okay to make up nonsense like that, what you said this time and what you said last time to give me a yellow card is not right!”
The system sighed, it's over, Lu Feng is really hopeless, he waved his hand, 【Then why are you going out now! 】
"What can you do, go buy medicine."
The system snorted, and said arrogantly, 【Don't you think you did nothing wrong? 】
"According to common sense, I did not do anything wrong!"
【you】
"But... I thought about it, and what you said makes some sense. If I wait for Zina to come out, and then ask her, it will seem a little passive, and I don't care enough about her!
But I don’t know where her medicines are, and it’s not good to rummage through boxes and cabinets. It’s even worse for me to block the door of the toilet and ask her.
So. I should buy the medicine in advance instead of waiting to go home with her to find the medicine. It seems that I value her more and it is more conducive to chasing my wife! "
[Brother Feng, you finally understand! 】
The system is very pleased with Lu Feng's sudden enlightenment, but Lu Feng's words reveal a part everywhere.
He was a little helpless, why did Lu Feng suddenly become so extreme, either he was pure and straight, or he was full of calculations!
Ah this
Not right!
The system grumbled, 【You are a routine king! 】
"It has been since ancient times. Affection can't be kept, and routines win people's hearts!
You, Brother Feng, have already realized it, so you step back, my wife-chasing speed is guaranteed to be fast! "
[Brother Feng, you really understand? 】
Lu Feng looked like he was planning a strategy, and said indifferently, "It can't be more true!"
Although Lu Feng's current appearance is not what the system likes, he is already tired, and he feels that he is getting old soon.
Let him go, the system just wants to have a delicious dog food as soon as possible!
After the system left, Lu Feng thought about what the system said. Although he didn't remember a few words, he felt that what the system said might make sense.
Don't girls pay the most attention to details? He also wanted to go to buy medicine before, but because of the lack of medicine at Zina's house, he didn't go.
But Lu Feng imagined it for a while, if Lu Feng prepared all the medicines, and then made some hot water, Zina would see it as soon as she came out of the bathroom, the effect would definitely be better than looking for it with her after she came out.
At the moment when the elevator was descending rapidly, an idea popped up in Lu Feng's brain.
[Ding the first floor is here]
The corners of Lu Feng's mouth curled up, and he snapped his fingers heavily, "Just do it like that! It's not just a pinch!"
At the entrance of Renren Pharmacy.
A handsome man walked in with vigorous steps.
A group of female shop assistants cast peachy gazes at Lu Feng.
A female voice came out, "Sir, what do you need?"
"Well, give me a copy of the medicine for stomach pain."
"what?"
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