The sweet daily life of being chased by a beautiful goddess

Lu Feng gave Xiao Wu a doll costume, he could care about the upper end, but he couldn't care about the upper end.

There is no way to buckle the top if you can take care of the bottom.

Lu Feng took a deep breath, "You breathe harder!"

Xiao Wu's whole face turned red, his head was sweating, and he breathed hard, "Huh!"

At this time, Lu Feng was already sweating profusely.

"Brother Feng, I really worked hard!"

"Brother Feng is working hard too. Why are you so fat? I got the biggest size." Lu Feng grabbed Xiao Wu's stomach, "I never saw so much meat hidden on your body when I looked at you. I really have to lose weight."

"Brother Feng, don't complain about me. I really can't wear it. I'm almost exhausted. Otherwise, you can wear it yourself. Why do you have to let me wear it with you?"

"Doesn't it look more amazing, and how stupid I look wearing myself."

"Brother Feng, you are inhumane!"

Lu Feng put all his strength into his hands, and even encouraged Xiao Wu, "Come on, come on, push yourself, I will cheer you up!"

Lu Feng wore a big Pikachu suit and zipped Xiao Wu's Stitch suit, which was very funny.

And there is not much room in the stairwell.

With two big men standing in the stairwell, it was already considered spacious.

Not to mention two men in doll costumes.

At the moment when Lu Feng and Xiao Wu were shouting hard together.

A sound of footsteps came slowly from upstairs, but the sound was not too loud.

The footsteps were not easy to hear.

But with an "ah", there was a loud scream from upstairs.

I saw an old man with gray hair and stooped body, standing in the gap between the diagonal staircase above the two people's heads, looking at Lu Feng and Xiao Wu with his not-so-clear and bright eyes.

His eyes were still squinted.

It was like seeing a horrible scene.

Lu Feng hesitated for a moment, what's so scary about their two big dolls, he thought about how the old man can make such a fuss.

Think again.

This should be the legendary trick eye!

In the blurry vision, seeing the two of them might be like seeing a monster?
Don't hit Yaoyaoling!
Lu Feng pulled his neck and hurriedly said in the direction of the old man, "Grandpa, don't be afraid, we are human!"

Xiao Wu took a deep look at Lu Feng, just the two of them with their current appearance, this pose, plus Lu Feng's explanation, throwing a blind look to Lu Feng, this is too social death!
He really doesn't know why, why is life so sad, either eating his dog food with Lu Feng, or embarrassing with Lu Feng.

But fortunately, this is the stairwell, if this is in the public, he really wants to find a crack in the ground to get in.

Hearing Lu Feng's movements, the old man felt relieved.

Taking small steps, he took a few steps down the stairs.

There are also a lot of paper shells and water bottles in his hand.

He poked his neck and looked in the direction of the two of them.

The old grandpa approached and saw the movements of the two of them, he cast a look similar to that of Xiao Wu, and curled his lips. The old grandpa in this kind of clothes knew that he was either distributing leaflets or posting small advertisements, and according to the The two of them looked sneaky, and there was a big box at their feet. It seemed that they wanted to post small advertisements on each floor.

Around the small hood, they don't even know who they are!
As soon as the old man walked in front of the two of them, he quickly took out his latest Apple 13promax Yuanfeng blue 1tb version from his pocket, then tapped twice, and slapped the two of them twice. a photograph.

Don't look at his stooped body, but his hands are extremely steady. He looks like a waste boss in this neighborhood, and no old man or lady can check him.

The old man said straightly, "You two came here secretly. You posted a small advertisement."

After saying that, the old man looked around the wall for a week, "I'm not interested in posting it. After you post it, it will be troublesome to clean it up. If you don't learn well at a young age, you come here to post a small advertisement. I have left evidence. If you post it again, I called security."

Lu Feng was deeply embarrassed. With which eye did this old man see a small advertisement on the floor.

Quite smart, know how to take pictures.
Uh.
This phone is still the same model as mine.
Picking up waste is so profitable now!
"Master, we are not posting small advertisements."

"Master, my buddy's girlfriend lives on this floor, and he's here to surprise his girlfriend."

The old man gave the two of them a suspicious look.

full of disbelief.

"Really?"

"Really." Lu Feng opened the cardboard box, "Grandpa, look, this is not a small advertisement, but a gift I prepared for my girlfriend."

The old man glanced at the large layer of medicine on it, and was even more speechless, "It's really strange for a young man now, when others give raffia, you give medicine."

Lu Feng: "."

This old man really keeps up with the trend, even raffia knows it.

The old man was obviously not interested in the gifts under Lu Feng's feet, but he kept looking at the cardboard box, and it seemed that the cardboard box was more attractive to him, "Take care of yourself and get well soon."

The old man followed the words on the outside of the cardboard box for a while, and after a few babbles, he suddenly realized, first heaved a heavy sigh, and then looked at Lu Feng with distressed eyes, "It turns out that your girlfriend is already terminally ill. You use this The way to deliver medicine and give surprises is to make her happier in her last days, hey"

In the old man's self-imagining, he had already regarded Lu Feng from the person who put up small advertisements to the perfect boyfriend, and when his girlfriend was dying, he was still trying to give his girlfriend a last surprise.

This distressed look made Lu Feng feel that it was outrageous.

But it's better than the old man calling security.

Lu Feng followed the old man and sighed, with a melancholy expression, "Yeah, I want her to be happier in her last days."

"Then hurry up and send it off, why are you standing here all the time?"

"My friend is too fat, the clothes can't be pulled up." Lu Feng said, pointing to the zipper of the doll's clothes on Xiao Wu's body.

"Come on, let me help you pull the zipper up, and you pull the zipper up from the bottom."

The old man was also enthusiastic. After knowing what the two of them were going to do, he enthusiastically came up to help.

Although this old man is thin and weak, he has a lot of strength.

Pull the upper part tightly, and Lu Feng pulled the zipper up with a little more force.

It's just a little tight, and Xiao Wu is out of breath!
The three of them worked together for a long time.

Just put on all the clothes.

"Boy."

"Thank you grandpa."

Lu Feng thought that the old man would say something touching, and was about to listen to it.

"lady"

"Grandpa, say it."

"Is that cardboard box of yours useless after your girlfriend finishes receiving the gifts inside?"

Uh.
Good guy, it turns out that being terminally ill can't really impress a professional waste boss.

Lu Feng smiled, "I don't know if my girlfriend will keep this."

This cardboard box was drawn by him himself, if Zina didn't put it away properly, he would be very emotional.

Lu Feng thought about it for a while, and remembered that there were a lot of cardboard boxes in the electron microscope room that Zina didn't have time to throw away, so he could give it to him, "Grandpa, after I'm done with work, there are a lot of cardboard boxes in the room. I'll clean them up then. Put it in the corridor on this floor for you."

"Okay, if you have garbage, you can put it in the corridor together, and I will throw it away for you."

The old man was quite disappointed when he heard that Lu Feng couldn't give him this cardboard box a second ago, but what Lu Feng said the next second made him smile.

He even wanted to throw garbage to Lu Feng.

Lu Feng didn't know how many scrap masters there were in this building, but just relying on the operation of throwing garbage, the competition should be quite fierce.

"Don't worry about the garbage, the cleaning will come to collect it, and I will put it in the corridor for you when the time comes, so go ahead."

The old man happily left.

Lu Feng and Xiao Wu also got ready to go and walked to the door of Zina's house.

"Xiao Wu, ring the doorbell and remember to block the peephole at the door."

Xiao Wu sighed, "Hey, leave the matter of killing the dog to me."

"Wait, don't press it yet."

"What's wrong again, Brother Feng."

"You take out that mobile phone first, you have to video, make a record."

"Good good."

Xiao Wu listened to Lu Feng's command, took out his mobile phone, and pressed the doorbell a few times.

"Brother Feng, what do I say I do? Do you need to secretly pretend to be an identity?"

"Check the water meter."

"Row."

Xiao Wugang pressed the doorbell, "check"

As soon as he said a word, he turned his head and said to Lu Feng, "Brother Feng, are there still poor water meters in this day and age?"

"Then collect the waste."

"Row."

"Jingle, jingle, jingle."

Xiao Wu blurted out, "Check the waste."

Lu Feng pursed his mouth and gave Xiao Wu a rusty expression in his doll costume.

I was expecting a sound from the house, but there was none.

The door opened directly.

"Dangdang Dangdang." Lu Feng suddenly appeared at the door just carrying the gift box.

But there is no one on the horse.

Lu Feng rushed to Xiao Wu and was startled, "This is a horrible incident! Why did the door open?"

At the same time, the phone in Lu Feng's pocket rang.

"Hello, Xiao Qi."

"Lu Feng, come up, I'm in the cloakroom on the second floor."

"Ah? Are you changing clothes in the cloakroom? It's not convenient for the two of us to go up."

It would be quite convenient if Lu Feng went up by himself, but there is Xiao Wu beside him.

Do you want to go up by yourself?

"I haven't changed my clothes, I'm sorting out the samples, and I'm going to bring the goods later."

"Ah, that's it, fine."

Lu Feng hung up the phone and rushed to Xiao Wudao, "Let's go, go up to the second floor, this time put the combat target in the cloakroom, when the time comes, I will suddenly appear, and then, you shoot beside, and you can shoot Zina's very surprised Performance, find a better angle, and make me look more handsome."

"Okay, okay, got it."

The two tiptoed up to the second floor.

The big doll clothes, the two people can't grasp the distance between each other's bodies, and their bodies will always bump into each other inadvertently.