Wine Sword Immortal: Kissing the Gap Girl Drunkly, Shocking the Whole School

it's getting brighter,

Lin Tian, ​​who returned to the dormitory, recalled the thirty or so boxes of beer he drank just now.

Do you really drink that much?

Why doesn't he feel anything,
With the improvement of his strength, the cultivation level that ordinary beer can bring to him is almost a drop in the bucket.

If the amount of more than thirty boxes is really counted, it is better for Lin Tian to practice seriously for an hour.

Even a lot less.

Therefore, if the current Lin Tian wants to greatly improve his cultivation, the quality of the wine must be high.

At least it was similar to the altars given to him by Master Chu at that time.

"Forehead"

Lin Tian returned to the bed, suddenly felt a chill behind his back, and a pair of eyes were looking at him in a panic.

"Brother Lin Ling, why are you in my room?"

Mrs. Zhou was nestled under the quilt, leaning against the corner tightly, with a shy look in her eyes.

Shy? ? ?

What kind of strange expression is that on your face?
And blushing!
What the hell is that shy girl with yellow flowers on her face? Why does the boys' dormitory have the sense of sight of the cherry blossom country entering the village?

"Brother Lin Ling, don't."

Mrs. Zhou: (>people<;)

Are you not a social fear? ? ?

Can She Fear stop so many weird thoughts from popping up in her head?

Brother, you are a man, and I am not good at this.

Lin Tian was speechless, he wanted to cure Mrs. Zhou's social fear, and looked at Mrs. Zhou with a meaningful smile.

And Mrs. Zhou, who was hiding in the corner, was like a little sheep being targeted by a big bad wolf, trembling for some unknown reason.

Whoa!
With a big hand grabbing, the small quilt was lifted.

Mrs. Zhou reached out to grab the quilt that Lin Tian had torn off, but Naihe was still a step too late.

"Hehehe, I, Lin Tian, ​​specialize in treating all kinds of difficult and miscellaneous diseases, so I will treat you~"

"Brother Lin, no!"

Lin Tian: Hey (﹃)
Mrs. Zhou: Brother Lin, no! ! !
Boom boom boom!
A corner of the door was opened,
Ding! ! !
The air seems to be stopped at this moment,

Since then, a historic scene has been recorded on the student union of the imperial capital who came to register.

"Have you heard, that Lin Tian who broke the record of the imperial capital!"

"I heard that, really, I didn't expect that!" (cracking voice screaming)

"The domineering swordsman and the society-fearing, well-behaved little sheep, rely on me, I knocked it off!"

"You didn't see it at the time. Lin Tian was on top, and Mrs. Zhou was shivering below!"

"What are you talking about, don't struggle? Obediently, don't don't want to, ah!"

In less than one morning, the entire school spread this shocking news throughout the Imperial Capital Martial Arts School.

Feeling strange eyes from all directions, Lin Tian always felt that something was weird.

"Mrs. Zhou."

Lin Tian tentatively called Mrs. Zhou out of the dormitory with him,

"Mrs. Zhou?"

He called twice, but never got a response.

Where's Mrs. Zhou?
Lin Tian turned his head and looked around, only to see many people pointing in one direction.

"What is that man doing?" Lin Tian squinted his eyes, carefully looked at a young man standing by the lake not far away, and stared at him for a long time: "I'm stupid, Mrs. Zhou! Stop!"

"Brother Lin, don't pull me, I'm dead!"

With that said, Mrs. Zhou made up her mind and stepped into the lake.

As long as he proclaims himself a self-cultivation in the lake, he can immediately drown and die like an ordinary person.

The world can no longer accommodate him.
After a while,
boys dormitory,

Mrs. Zhou sat obediently on the bed with a big bag on her head.

"Let me tell you, social fear is actually caused by your inner demon. You were bewitched by him just now, and you almost lost a genius!"

Lin Tian started talking nonsense to Mrs. Zhou in a serious manner.

"Oh oh oh."

"This kind of thing is an extremely mysterious curse among all races. Your Zhou family is very powerful, so you have made many enemies. You must not be bewitched by that curse.
Remember you are human!Don't be fooled by those heretics of Wanzu. The demons are closing your heart, forcing you, making you afraid of social interaction, and becoming a waste in the future! "

Lin Tian spoke more and more vigorously, and he almost believed what he said.

On the bed, Mrs. Zhou began to panic.

That's right, he really believed it!

"Then what should we do, brother Lin, you must have a way!"

"Uh..." Lin Tian rolled his eyes back and forth, and finally made up a reason that he thought was reasonable within 2 minutes, and said: "This demon is forcing you to become a social terrorist in the opposite direction, so from now on, you must have something in your mind." One thing to remember, you used to be a very cheerful and lively young man, you will be more presumptuous when you see people in the future, understand?"

"Understood?"

After listening for a long time, Mrs. Zhou nodded ignorantly.

It seemed that something was about to break through the seal in my heart.

What Lin Tian didn't know was that,
In the future, because of his words, he will once again create a socially phobic youth.

Social terrorists, referred to as social terror!
in the office,

Lu Lao sat in a relatively dim room, then stretched out his hand to open the barrier,

In his hand, a little Erha with blue hair poked his head out, facing the strange environment around him, a little scared.

"Oh~" (Where is Lin Tian, ​​where is ze?)

"How could such a strange puppy faint on the playground?" Mr. Lu carefully looked at Xiaolan in front of him, and the centenarian suddenly showed a strange smile: "Don't be afraid, puppy, I'm not a bad person."

Xiaolan: Whoa, whoa, whoa! (Д`)
After a long time, Mr. Lu coughed twice, and put Xiao Lan, who had already suspected the dog's birth, in the room: "It's nice to be young, this puppy is really strange."

Afterwards, the door was closed, Lu Lao's expression changed, and he walked towards the playground coldly and seriously.

In the dimly lit room, the lights flickered.

Xiaolan looked at the empty room, and there seemed to be some hidden genes in her body slowly awakening.

Erha, who was sleeping in his body, has awakened!
"Have you heard that? Do you know what to do? The first step to overcome social terror is to take the initiative to find a girl to micro*." Lin Tian taught Zun Zun patiently, and suddenly saw two people walking by the side of the road. The second-year senior in school uniform said, "Go!"

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

Zhou Taimou was full of anger, straightened his back, and blocked the way of the two second-year seniors with anxiety.

Seeing Mrs. Zhou with a constipated expression, the two senior sisters were a little puzzled.

After deliberating for a long time, Mrs. Zhou remembered what Lin Tian said to him before, and then smiled crookedly, looked at the two senior sisters, and suppressed her voice:

"Old, old sister, I don't know who I am everywhere."

Lin Tian: "#@￥%"

After raving nonsense, she just wanted to take away Mrs. Zhou, whose CPU was already burning like crazy,
Suddenly there was an explosion behind