"Look, look, I didn't expect to walk quite steadily, and drink so much in such a short time, but I can still be so comfortable."

"What's the matter with being steady? Look carefully, are the two brothers trembling a little? It's not steady, it's walking slowly, trying to appear steady on purpose. The older one is a veteran."

"Huh? Really."

"I was thinking of pouring him alcohol, but I drank too much and made him fall, and I fell in public, but I didn't expect it, hmph."

The murmurs of the two young girls who accompanied the wine came to his ears, Tianlin's heart moved, and he silently calmed down the magic power in his hands.

Tianlin's eyes flickered as he watched Lu Bo approaching Tianfei and Mina as they walked slowly in front of them.

This Lu Bo is very familiar with the matter of picking up girls, and when it comes to picking up a conversation, he is even more eloquent, and Tian Lingang has heard all of these.

Tianlin felt that he had benefited a lot from his experiences, and felt a sudden realization.

If it was a normal time, Tianlin might give him an applause.

but,
You shouldn't, you shouldn't, you should try to get my daughter's idea!

"Hmph, toad wants to eat swan meat!"

Tianlin sighed slightly, straightened up, and stared at Lu Bo and the two who were approaching the opposite side of the hall, their eyes were far away, but there were a few gleams of light, which had a long meaning.

Ye Zhan approached Lu Bo lightly, swallowed nervously, "Lu, brother Lu, I'm a little nervous."

"What are you nervous about, don't panic, you can't panic about this kind of thing, hold on tight, be bold, so that you can increase your image points. Don't shake, walk steadily, don't fall, if you fall, it will be shameful!"

"En!"

Lu Bo led Ye Zhan to slow down, walking steadily.

The bar wasn't very big, and as Lu Bo walked around, the distance soon passed halfway.

And at this moment, not counting Tianlin who was watching closely all the time and the seven or eight people in the hall with ulterior motives, but Tianfei alone, she also felt someone approaching at this moment.

Then she looked over her shoulder.

At this moment, Ye Zhan got excited, took two extra steps, and rushed in front of Lu Bo.

"Smoothing, go!"

When he saw a foot stepping over the line drawn in his heart, Tianlin's eyes suddenly lit up, and he pushed out the magic formula in his hand.

"what!"

A cry sounded.

then.

I saw Ye Zhan's front feet sliding quickly like stepping on a banana peel, in stark contrast to his immobile hind legs. With Ye Zhan's scream, he fell directly to the ground.

Stab it!

The sound of pants being violently torn resounded in the hall.

Lu Bo: .
Accompanying girl: .
People who are watching:
Seeing the exaggerated scene of Ye Zhan slashing across the ground, everyone fell silent on the spot.

At this time, Tian Fei also happened to look over.

To tell the truth, she was taken aback.

From her point of view, she didn't know what happened to Ye Zhan and the two of them.

All she knew was that when the man saw her look over, he screamed and made a big split. Tian Fei felt that she couldn't get out of that standard split.

"You are amazing!" Tian Fei praised sincerely with her eyes shining.

"I, I..." Ye Zhan stopped screaming when he saw the beautiful woman looking over, and gritted his teeth to try to be as comfortable as possible.

Nima, how did you fall down?

Such a shameful thing happened in front of a beautiful woman, it can be done! ?
No, I have to hold back, I want to laugh, I want to let beautiful women see how handsome I am.

But at this moment, his face was flushed with pain, his expression was distorted, and he couldn't be called handsome at all.

Tian Fei looked at him, becoming more and more puzzled, what's wrong with this man's expression! ?

"You, you can get up, take care of the cold."

Ye Zhan wanted to cry immediately when he heard the words, Auntie, is it because I don't want to wake up?This is obviously impossible to get up!

To be honest, Lu Bo was taken aback. Just when he said don't fall, you fell directly, or you did the split. Can you believe it?

However, it's okay, fortunately, it wasn't me who fell down, and I still have a chance.

"Are you okay, do you want to help!?"

At this time, Tian Fei also noticed that something was wrong. This person didn't seem to be doing the splits on purpose, and he might have fallen down.

Because his crotch is rotten.

Tian Fei's eyes secretly swept over the torn part of the trousers.

Seeing Tian Fei standing up and trying to help Ye Zhan, Lu Bo's pupils lit up.

"Don't bother Miss, I'll do it!"

This kind of thing that creates a sense of presence should be done by yourself!

Looking at the positions of the two of them, Tian Fei knew that the two of them were together, and it was appropriate for their partners to make a move at this time.

"It's okay!"

Lu Bo asked Ye Zhan gently, said this, adjusted the angle quietly, and showed his perfect profile in front of Tian Fei.

"Don't bother!" Ye Zhan lowered his head in embarrassment, his face flushed as if he was constipated.

Lu Bo: .
Tian Fei: .
But at this time, Lin Meina was blindfolded, looked up, and asked curiously: "What's wrong with him, why did he split!?"

Seeing that the attention of another beautiful woman was also attracted, Lu Bo was overjoyed and said, "He accidentally fell down, I will help him now, and I will help him here."

As he said that, he hurried forward to help Ye Zhan up.

This leg just moved.

"Smoothing!"

"what!"

The screams resumed.

then.

Stab it!

The sound of pants being violently torn resounded in the hall again.

Tian Fei:! ! !
Lin Mina:? ? ?

The audience:! ? ! ?

"Hi, why did you do the split too!?" Lin Meina hiccupped and asked curiously.

".Me." Lu Bo looked at Lin Meina and Tian Fei's gaze, and suddenly his big face became like Ye Zhan's.

constipate!

The pain from the tearing of the thigh root was so aggrieved that I couldn't scream, and coupled with the eyes of everyone, Lu Bo and Ye Zhan wanted to find a hole in the ground to get in.

"Haha, did you really fall? Two more falls!?" The little girl who was drinking with her narrowed her eyes with a smile.

Hearing her ridicule, the instigator behind the scenes also laughed.

But I just laughed, because another person passed by.

"How can you do such an embarrassing action in front of a beautiful woman, and your pants are all rotten, go away, go away."

But a rather handsome man came over with a wine glass.

"Hello ladies, this is Chen Ruidong, don't be afraid, I will help you drive these two embarrassing people away immediately."

As soon as Chen Ruidong said that, he went forward to drive away Lu Bo and the others.

Slightly drunk, coupled with a moderate bar atmosphere, this is simply the easiest opportunity to strike up a conversation.

Thinking of this, Chen Ruidong looked down at Lu Bo and Ye Zhan, who were both constipated, and gave them a grateful look.

These two good people just gave themselves a reason to feel their presence.

Thinking of performing well and waiting for the next two beauties to agree to dance with him, Chen Ruidong excitedly quickened his pace.

The sooner the better, save time.

He didn't even avoid the wine that Lu Bo spilled on the ground, and stepped on it.

then.

"what!"

Stab it!

Tian Fei: .
Lin Mina:
Audience in the hall:
The scream scared Lin Meina into a shiver, and she woke up three points from the drunkenness.

The audience in the hall came back to their senses and laughed heartily.

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, I'm afraid these are three big fools!?"

"This leg work, this figure, amazing, amazing."

"Haha, don't they look very similar!?"

"It's so similar, it's exactly the same! Constipation."

And the little girl in the corner who was with the wine was also laughed out of tears.

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