Fishing system: monopolize ten trillion

Didi!

There was the sound of a car horn coming from behind. Luo Ba looked in the rearview mirror and found a woman got out of the car. This was a very beautiful woman, wearing a lace miniskirt and walking towards Luo Ba's cab.

"Hey, what's the matter with you, you don't leave even when the green light comes, which caused me to rear-end."

"Oh, rear-end?"

Why didn't he seem to feel it? Luo Ba didn't understand what was going on, and the moment he lowered the window, the other party yelled at him.

"Beauty, rear end seems to be your responsibility!"

Luo Ba flashed double flashes, got out of the car and took a look at the rear, and found that some of the paint on the bumper had been rubbed off, and then looked at the Honda Civic behind, the front bumper fell off directly, and the air intake was even worse. Severely deformed, the hood is bowed up.

Is this a mayfly shaking a tree?

Luo Ba couldn't help laughing, he didn't feel anything when he was sitting in the car, and the other party's car crashed like this, Xiaoben's car is really unreliable!
Hong Jiu hung the backpack, but the spare tire was still hanging under the anti-collision beam. The Honda Civic's front was low, and it probably hit the anti-collision beam and the bottom hanging spare tire. When it hit the spare tire, Hong Jiu acted as a buffer As a result, the Honda Civic was seriously injured, so it's no wonder that the beauty is going to be angry.

The beauty in the short skirt looks 25 or [-] years old, with a plump figure and good looks. Guazi has a pair of big eyes on her face. She glared at Luo Ba angrily: "I don't care, it's your responsibility. It's your fault if you don't leave." will hit you."

"Beauty, you are fully responsible for rear-end collisions, you don't understand traffic laws, do you, or do you not have a driver's license?"

"I...Of course I have a driver's license."

She looked like a typical 'female driver'. As soon as the green light arrived, the car in front left first. Although Luo Ba was distracted, she didn't violate the rules. The car behind should keep a distance. This woman was obviously a little anxious.

I don’t want to choose a stick car of the same level even if I want to be a chrysanthemum, but the Hongjiu is the leader in China, a section higher than the Honda Civic, and the buttocks sit right on top of it!

Seeing that the beauty lacked confidence, Luo Ba lowered her head, and Luo Ba didn't want to embarrass her, "Beauty, I'm in a hurry, so how about we repair our own cars?"

"No, your car is fine, mine was badly damaged."

"Then what do you say?"

Meeting such a person, Luo Ba also had a headache. If it wasn't for the fact that the other person looks good, he really wanted to swear. It's obviously your responsibility. If you don't let me go, it's also your responsibility to call the traffic police , wasting everyone's time.

"I know you, you are fishing anchor Luo Ba."

The beauty suddenly said such a sentence, Luo Ba was stunned, what kind of routine is this?Know yourself?

"That's right, you are Luo Ba. I watched your live broadcast the day before yesterday, and I even brushed the Cloud Piercing Arrow for you!"

The beauty didn't even smile, just looked at him with such an unconvinced face, Luo Ba didn't know how to answer the question.

The morning before yesterday, he was live broadcasting, and there were more than 100 million people online at the same time. How could he meet one here? He said he knew him, and even said he had bought a gift for him. Luo Ba really didn't know what to do, should he give it to her? Car repair?But this is not my responsibility!
Seeing Luo Ba's distressed expression, the beauty finally smiled, and she smiled cutely. She stretched out her hand and said, "Luo Ba, my name is Xiao Li, and I want to make friends with you."

"Oh, it's okay to make friends, but do you want me to fix that car!" Luo Ba stretched out his hand and shook her symbolically.

Xiao Li laughed again, and said: "For the sake of you being an Internet celebrity, you don't need to fix this car, but if you want to invite me to dinner, I'm your fan, and I gave you three piercing arrows! "

"Okay, don't swipe again next time, it's not easy to make money."

Luo Ba was very embarrassed. He ran into a female fan in the crowd, and the car was hit by her. This was also because he was very excited to get the beauty pill in the lottery. It seems that the next time he drives, he will not be able to draw a lottery again.

"Hee hee, people like to watch it for you to brush it up. How can there be an anchor who thinks there are too many gifts?"

Luo Ba didn't explain, turned around and looked at Civic and asked, "See if the car can still drive, I'll take you for a ride."

"It's all smoking, how can I still drive it, and I dare not drive it like this!"

"Then let me call a tow truck for you!"

Luo Ba took out his mobile phone and dialed Du Jun. Du Jun was a fishing friend in the Dali fishing group and drove a car repair shop.At this moment, Du Jun was having skewers and drinking with the people in the group, and when he saw Luo Ba calling, he quickly answered, "Hey, Lao Luo, we are almost full, why don't you come! "

"Old Du, I sent your trailer to Shancang Road, it crashed...you are fine..."

Luo Ba briefly explained the situation, then sent a location to Du Jun, and shouted to Xiao Li: "Beauty, it's not safe, don't stand on the side of the road, come and wait in my car, the trailer will be here soon. "

"My name is Xiao Li."

"Isn't Xiao Li a beauty!"

"I work in a bank."

"There are many handsome guys in the bank, do you have a boyfriend?"

"I have, you want to chase me?"

"If you have a boyfriend, how can you chase after me? I don't do poaching."

"Just kidding, my boyfriend and I broke up last year."

"..."

Luo Ba couldn't help looking up and down at her. This figure looks bumpy and plump, delicate and charming, completely different from Cai Xiaomei's youthful, slender, tall and skinny figure. Xiao Li's figure is more inclined to married girls. %Woman, the kind that makes people dreamy at first sight, while Cai Xiaomei embodies the feeling of youth and vigor that makes people unbearable to be profane.

The two chatted for a while, and Luo Ba also knew something about Xiao Li. She is from Sichuan, graduated from the Department of Finance, works in ICBC, and is an intern account manager. She is single and emphasizes living alone.

Luo Ba didn't dare to talk deeply, she was too damn enchanting, this woman was very attractive with a straight face and no words, and she turned all sentient beings upside down when she laughed, fortunately, the trailer arrived in a short while.Luo Ba greeted the two repairmen, and then drove away.

When they came to the BBQ city, Luo Ba and Xiao Li had just stepped down, and everyone surrounded them with beers, and they started making noise with each other.

"Old Luo, yes, we have a new love again."

"Lao Luo, I'm late. I'll fine you three bottles first. We've already drank more than a dozen."

"Lao Luo, this doesn't seem like a side dish, tell me the truth, where did the beauty come from?"

"..."

Luo Ba shouted loudly: "Brothers, this is Xiao Li, we just met, she was the one who hit my car."

"Lao Luo, you are lying to a ghost, someone hit your car, and you brought her here for skewers."

"Haha, this is the beauty that Lao Luo picked up."

Surrounded by more than [-] people, Luo Ba's head was about to explode, Xiao Li couldn't get in the way, and was pushed to Luo Ba's side by everyone. The picture looked like a wedding, the bride and groom were The crowd gathered in the middle.

Fortunately, Xiaocai didn't come, otherwise it would be embarrassing.

After a long quarrel, everyone let go of the two of them and sat down to drink. Luo Ba punished himself with three bottles. He drank until he was full of urination. As a Sichuan girl, Xiao Li was also very bold. She picked up the bottle and blew it. It's not weaker than a man at all...

The fishing friends in the group gather like this once a month, and about two-thirds of them can be there each time. In the past, everyone was AA. Today, Luo Ba treats guests, and everyone is letting go of eating and drinking. Personally, the two restaurants on the far side of the barbecue city have been booked by them, and the owner's family is completely overwhelmed.

Charcoal barbecue, fragrant and crisp, beer buddies, accompanied by beautiful women, some people brought their wives and children.

For example, Du Jun from the auto repair shop, Li Yong from the ceramics shop, and an old car that drives a Q7. Several of them are elderly people. He is quite playful, known as an old naughty boy, and what he shows the most is cigarettes and beautiful women. He can smoke five packs of cigarettes a day, and he likes to talk about beautiful women. He is also from Sichuan.

Li Yong is the second generation of red, and he is also 50 years old. His old father was a general of the Anti-Japanese War. He passed away just last year at the age of 98... Luo Ba also couldn't figure out why the general's son would sell building materials. There are some things that people don't want to talk about. He is not easy to ask.

Du Jun rarely went out to fish. Luo Ba only went out with him twice in the two years we knew each other. It may be because he opened an auto repair shop. He was relatively popular in the group, and he never went to his place for minor car problems. No money is charged, and over time, fishing friends will go to him for vehicle maintenance and insurance.

In short, there are people from all walks of life in the group, and there are no repetitions, and they can’t be introduced in a short while. Everyone can get together, that is, fishing friends, friends, and some even become buddies. They got along very well, and Luo Ba eliminated all those who caused public anger.

Tonight is destined not to get drunk...

Brother Long was drunk, and the menopausal age talked a lot. He sat next to Xiao Li and praised her beauty on the left, and her good figure on the right, which made everyone laugh.

Swearing can't be scolding, push can't be pushed, Xiao Li also gave Luo Ba face, she pretended to be happy and had a few drinks with him.

Brother Long is an old employee of the tobacco factory and the first fishing friend Luo Ba has known since fishing, so Luo Ba respects him very much, but Brother Long's performance tonight is indeed quite disappointing.