Guoyun: My system rests with the country

Many years later, when Lin Dong's giant statue stands in the center of the major human cities and is admired and loved by all new humans.

They didn't know that many years ago, before Lin Dong's awakening system, he was just an ordinary person who lived hard for three meals a day.

……

hiss~!

it hurts!

One side of Lin Dong's face was swollen.

When he returned home today, he was at the gate of the community, and saw that peddler who had been shoddy for a long time, cheating and playing tricks.

They went forward to argue, the two argued, and in a fit of anger, Lin Dong smashed the opponent's scale!
I was happy, but I was punched hard in the face by the peddler, which was really painful.

Lin Dong has always believed that making money must not go astray, at most... playing around the edges!

Just like Lin Dong, in order to earn more income, he used his old computer at home to download a game, not only as the boss, but also as a trustee himself.

He yawned, staring at the computer screen with bulging red eyes.

A web game "Hot Blood and Magic" is running on the screen

This game has low pixels, high latency, exaggerated shape, and retro style.

Lin Dong concentrated his attention on the keyboard, typing a few lines with a dignified expression.

"Little brother, have you opened the supreme gift package? You are so strong~"

"Wow, Yinwu Hanguang Dao, little brother, your skin is a limited edition, right?"

"Little brother, you are so strong"

Lin Dong clicked the mouse lightly and manipulated a female character with a blank face, mouthing a little brother, kneeling and licking another player whose ID is "Old Smoker".

There is no way, the rent of Xingfu Community should be paid again, and I looked at the only two buckets of instant noodles left by the wall.

Alas, let's mix it up first!
Lin Dong took out a cigarette, put it in his mouth, and looked at the screen.

"Old Smoker: Hey, look, old girl, I'm not strong enough, just give me a 6 if I'm strong, and I'll take you to the pyramid dungeon."

"Oh, little brother, you are always strong 666, but the monsters in the pyramid dungeon are not weak, can you beat it?"

"Tch, there's nothing you can't beat here. If you can't beat krypton gold, it's over! Brother just charged 168, let's go to the dungeon to try this knife, old girl, let's go!"

On the game page, Lin Dong followed Old Smoker into the dungeon, and while Old Smoker brandished a new weapon to slash monsters, he said to Lin Dong, "Sister, we have been together for more than half a month, when will we see each other?" Noodles, big brother treats you to hot pot and lake bottom fishing!"

Lin Dong's eyelids twitched. Only men know men best. If this guy makes an appointment to meet, he can even think of his plans with his own knees!

For more than half a month, Lin Dong played the role of a shemale and gained experience as a game console.

This man, you have to figure out his psychology.

Don't rush to refuse any request, let alone agree to it, just hang on with half push and half.

If you don't get it, your heart will be on fire!

Therefore, Lin Dong typed a line of words very skillfully:

"Little brother, why don't you take me to level up first, and then I'll go up to level three, and I'll promise to meet you, how about it?"

"No problem, old girl, after finishing this pyramid, I will guarantee you to upgrade! Hehe, you have to keep your word when it's time!"

With a blank expression on his face, Lin Dong picked his nostrils and shook off the solid sticky substance.

"Hmph, I will cancel this ID immediately when I upgrade to a new level!"

On the screen, the player "Old Smoking Gun" worked very hard at killing monsters, from time to time, he traded the junk equipment that exploded to Lin Dong like a treasure.

Lin Dong was full of disdain.

Seeing that it was easy for this guy to kill monsters, Lin Dong clicked on the background of the server and increased the difficulty of the dungeon monster by 20.00%.

"Oh, sister, add blood to me!"

"Damn it, why did this monster get so violent!"

"Nimma, I just kryptonized gold, this broken weapon is not easy to use!"

"Little brother, can you do it, I'm almost dead!"

"Sister, don't worry, brother, call 998 again, and I will guarantee you to upgrade today!"

Ding dong~!

"The bank account received 998 yuan~"

Call ~
Comfortable!

No wonder there are so many game companies in this world, the sound of the money arriving in the account is really sweet!
While swallowing his breath, Lin Dong manipulated the characters in the game to interact with his elder brother.

This man, you not only have to figure out his psychology, you also have to take care of his emotions.

As long as a girl calls 666, the money will be spent without frowning at all!
The old smoking gun kryptonized gold, and a few bottles of attribute potions were eaten, and it was really different, and the combat power increased sharply.

"Hahaha, old girl, how are you? You just say I am fierce or not, and you are happy!"

While flamboyantly taking advantage of it, while trying to show his bravery, the "Old Smoker" pulls monsters everywhere.

Soon, most of the monsters on the screen were gathered together.

The old smoker smiled wantonly, and his hands were flying. Amidst the cheers of the girl 666, his emotions were about to reach a climax.

Cool! ! !
But at this moment, the cooling fan of this old and broken server made a harsh humming sound!
"Paralysis, there are too many screen freezes!"

Lin Dong quickly uncovered the server, and a wave of heat came over the surface.

The chassis is full of dust, which is gathered into a ball by static electricity, and the radiator fan is moving forward under a heavy load, creaking and spinning hard.

Lin Dong took a deep breath and directed the fan to blow hard.

"Bah, bah, what a big cloud of dust!"

There was no other way, Lin Dong had no choice but to find an old magazine, and fan it vigorously against the server!
The ultimate mystery, physical cooling!
Ding dong, ding dong, the background messages of the server rang one after another.

Waving his hands quickly, Lin Dong took the time to open the background mailbox.

"Cao Nima's broken game! I just want to have fun, so you give me a card!"

"The GM is here!! Kakaka, Kakaka, you are paralyzed!"

"Nima, I charge another dime, GM, you are my father!"

Deleting the system text messages casually, these guys don't want to spend money, just take care of him.

Don't worry about dick players, it's different for krypton gold high-end players, you have to pay attention to it!

Lin Dong crackled on the keyboard, and edited the message and sent it to "Old Smoker"!
"Dear game player, I am very sorry for the inconvenience caused to you. We will present you with a compensation package worth 328 yuan. Wish you a happy game!"
Huh~ Through the background system, Lin Dong distributed a gimmicky compensation gift package to "Old Smoker", and finally heaved a sigh of relief.

Traveling through time, my parents didn't leave deposits except for games. This krypton gold elder brother is our food and clothing parents, so we must not offend them!
Thinking of the past half a month, "Old Smoker" has been fascinated by his own obsession, no, he has been playing with the stock, and has already charged thousands of yuan. Lin Dong plans to cancel the current account with one more vote on this little brother. game account.

You can't stare at a sheep to squeeze the wool!
It doesn't look good to be a game boss by yourself.

What's more, the operation of pretending to be a shemale in this game is like walking on thin ice, full of danger.

If one day he gets out of the gang, this guy will pester him to death because of love and hatred, which will be a trouble.

The server's fan finally stopped and the fan returned to normal.

Glancing at the screen, Lin Dong felt something was wrong.

After the little brother received the compensation package, he stopped slashing monsters, but stood in a daze.

It seems to be disconnected.

Lin Dong checked carefully and was dumbfounded!

In a panic, I use the game character "Peach Queen" to say something that belongs to the GM
Moreover, the game gift pack has been distributed in place!
Can game players send system gift packs to other characters?

No!

Unless, the game player is the GM.

I beat myself up!

"Big...Brother, the GM asked me to give you a message, do you believe it~"

"Wow, it turns out you're Tony in the game!"

"No wonder you call me krypton gold all the time!"

"You're paralyzed, don't let me find you!"

It's over, the wool has been plucked too much, and the sheep has been bald.

Lin Dong closed the game silently, looked up to the sky and sighed: "Oh, life is really hard, when will I be able to turn around!"

This game can no longer be logged in, and I have to find another job.

Picking up a newspaper casually, a job posting on it came into view.

"The sales department of Qingteng Huating in this city is recruiting sales staff"