Ten Billion Ranch: Breaking Up at the Beginning

The man's mouth opened.

In the end, I still couldn't hold back, clutching my stomach and laughing like hell on the spot.

"Hahaha! I laughed so hard!"

"I thought it was something, but it turned out to be a pan, so small!"

"You don't think this thing will kill me, do you?"

The man laughed.

Su Qing next to her couldn't help but twitch her mouth.

But her strong friendship with Xiao He made her choose to trust Xiao He for the time being.

Sure enough, in the next second, Xiao He took back the frying pan on the key chain.

Immediately apologized:
"Sorry, not ready."

"I'll do it all over again."

Xiao He silently said "become bigger" in his mind.

Then there was a "snap".

Slapped the enlarged pan on the table.

Everyone around stretched their necks, waiting to see the next exciting scene.

Suddenly saw another pan being slapped on the table.

In an instant, everyone was dumbfounded.

What's going on here?

Did you take it wrong, boy?

Why is it a frying pan again?

Isn't your home selling pans?

The leading man was so teased by Xiao He's actions that his stomach hurts.

"Hahaha! After working on it for a long time, I took another one out."

"This one is a bit bigger than the previous one, but what's the use?"

"You don't think this can scare the brothers, do you?"

The man's tone was very disdainful.

Su Qing was also a little embarrassed.

Subconsciously said:

"Mr. Xiao, why don't you go first?"

"No, I said I would protect you."

Xiao He was very serious.

The man next to him laughed louder.

Clutching his stomach, he said:

"Brother, it's not that I look down on you."

"Your frying pan looks good, but you guys are not vegetarians!"

"You don't really think you have the ability to fight one against a hundred?"

call--

The man hadn't finished speaking.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew in from the window.

Immediately afterwards, the pan on the table wobbled and fell to the ground.

Everyone was stunned.

This……

What kind of pan is this?

The wind blows to the ground?
Origami?
No wonder you can pull it out of your pocket.

Thought you could juggle.

Look at this, even if you take out a Himalaya from your pocket, it's not uncommon, okay?
"Fuck!"

The man also immediately lay down on the ground.

Rolling on my stomach.

Not scared, but happy.

So funny!

Brother, you have a talent for being a comedian!

"I thought it was such a powerful thing! As a result, it fell to the ground as soon as the wind blew."

"Don't talk nonsense! Be careful of being slapped to death by this pan that is lighter than a sponge!"

"Hahaha!"

The younger brothers around the man couldn't help but also opened their mouths.

A waiter by the window also timidly approached Xiao He.

"Sir, how about I call the police for you?"

"It's okay to call 120!"

It was the window he opened just now.

But he definitely didn't do it on purpose!
I just feel that the atmosphere is a bit...

Want to be active.

Who would have thought it would be so active.

Sorry bro!

"Come on! Let's give this little brother some face."

"I don't bother you to do it, I will do 100 times myself first!"

A little brother spoke.

Picking up the pan on the ground, he swung it hard on his head.

then……

He just rolled his eyes and lay on the ground unable to get up.

"I didn't expect the second child's acting skills to be so good!"

"Look at this pretending to be dizzy, he can win an Oscar!"

"Why don't our brothers chip in some money and send him to the film school? You can't waste your talent!"

"Haha! Alright second child, get up!"

"Huh? Why don't you get up yet?"

"Second child?"

"Second child..."

At the beginning, several people were quite cheerful.

But the more I laughed, the more I felt something was wrong.

Isn't this acting a bit too realistic?

Rolling his eyes, even breathing became weaker and weaker.

This……

Several people hurried forward to check.

Depend on!
Really dizzy!
Everyone present was stunned.

What the hell is going on here?
Shot by the pan?
How can it be!

Isn't this just a sponge pan?
Is it because the second child is too weak?
"Brother, I think what you said is reliable."

"My second brother and I were young, and he had epilepsy since he was a child, and he may have just fallen ill."

A younger brother came out.

Picking up the pan on the ground, he said with certainty:

"I can prove to everyone that this frying pan is definitely not dizzy..."

boom!
My brother hasn't finished speaking yet.

Roll your eyes.

Also fainted.

The bastards were all dumbfounded.

I can understand a person dizzy.

But both were turned over.

Is it...

The lead man's eyes fell on the frying pan on the ground.

Picking it up by accident, he muttered to himself:
"How can a pan made of sponge make people faint?"

"I don't believe it, I want to..."

As he said that, he raised the frying pan and greeted himself on the forehead.

"Brother, don't!"

The little brother behind hastily made a sound to stop it.

But it's too late.

The pan fell on the boss's head.

boom!
Also dizzy!
Looking at the three people lying on the ground.

Even the posture is exactly the same.

The little brother next to him panicked.

Someone scratched his head and said:
"Ah... I suddenly remembered that the underpants I just washed have not been confiscated. There will be thunderstorms tonight, so I have to go home and collect them!"

Another pulls out his phone:
"What? Your rooster has a dystocia? I'll be right back to help!"

The rest followed suit.

Uniform took out his mobile phone and said in a hurry:

"Hello, second uncle, your second child is born? I'll come to congratulate you right away!"

"Little aunt, your big aunt is here? Then I must come and see!"

"I was admitted to Qinghua University at the same table? I will definitely be there!"

There were noisy voices one after another.

But there is one movement that is surprisingly consistent.

That is, everyone is quietly backing away while making a phone call.

no way.

Although it is said that this pan is made of sponge.

But this frying pan can make people dizzy...

Who can stand it?
"All stop!"

Xiao He suddenly opened his mouth.

The punks in front of them were almost scared and dumbfounded.

But even if the phone falls to the ground.

They still gritted their teeth and insisted on continuing to retreat tactically.

"Okay, stop acting!"

Xiao He pressed his eyebrows and said:

"You, it's winter now, where is the thunderstorm coming from?"

"Can roosters lay eggs? Isn't that ridiculous?"

"The worst thing is you. Others are talking nonsense, but at least there is a prop."

"You don't even have a mobile phone, why don't you give me a real performance here?"

Xiao He directly pierced through everyone's disguise.

The people present were like quails.

He closed his mouth tightly and lowered his head.

Don't even dare to fart.

"I don't care what you were doing before, from now on, go back and live a good life!"

"If only I knew of a man who didn't do well in his trade..."

Xiao He picked up the stainless steel tableware on the table.

Pinch lightly.

The tableware instantly turned into powder.

Scared the group of punks in front of me.

They swore to God:
"Brother, we were wrong!"

"We must cleanse our faces and start a new life!"

"You can spare us!"