The strongest funny system

"Go and see, Ouhe confessed his love to Mu Xiaohua!"

"Ouhe? Are you sure you're right, what right does a bastard like him have to confess his love to Mu Xiaotu? Only Mu Xiaohua is blind to like him!"

"It's true, it seems that he lost a card game and was sent by a friend to confess his love to the school belle!"

"That's interesting, go and have a look!"

Canghai City, the cafeteria of Honghu University.

At this moment, a thin boy became the focus of attention in the dining hall.

He is not tall, a little over 1.7 meters, and he exudes a ruffian air all over his body, which makes many girls frown.

However, there are some wild girls who cast curious eyes on him, expressing that they want to develop something.

All the indicators of the boy are average, but if you really want to find out one characteristic...that is, he is too courageous to confess his love to Mu Xiaotu. Doesn't she know what a goddess is?

His family background and studies are not something that a punk like him can afford, not to mention... she is called the school belle, so she is naturally the most beautiful girl in Honghu University.

She was wearing a small floral dress, her skin was like snow, like an angel descending from the mortal world, her beautiful eyes looked forward, and she naturally carried an unintentional but extremely real nobility.

"What did you say?" As if surprised, she stood up and looked at the classmate in front of her.

"From today onwards, you are my girlfriend." Ouhe looked at Mu Xiaotu with a bright smile, with a naughty air that disgusted good students and intoxicated bad students.

"I heard you lost the card game?" Mu Xiaotu looked at him.

"Uh..." Ouhe froze for a moment, but still nodded, he lost the card, but he did it on purpose.

"Aren't you going to fight with people from Dongyun University today?" Mu Xiaotu knew about this classmate. Although he came from a poor background, he gained some fame in the school by virtue of his ruthlessness. — But that doesn't change the fact that he's a bastard.

"..." Ouhe was embarrassed again.

That's right, he is a gangster, but who said that a gangster has no right to pursue love?

He also came to confess his love to her because of love, otherwise why had he remained still and ignored the school beauty for so long?
It's not because he found out that she was the girl back then, otherwise with his temperament, even if she grew flowers, he wouldn't like her.

"You and I are people from two worlds." Mu Xiaotu glanced at him, sat down again, and continued to eat with her best friend.

"Why?" Ouhe didn't have the awareness of being rejected, he sat down in front of Mu Xiaotu, raised one foot, put his hand on it, completely looking like a quack.

"Do you still drink the soup?" Mu Xiaotu ignored him and turned to look at her best friend.

"Take it if you want." Guan Ziting smiled charmingly and nodded.

She is one of the top ten beauties in the school. Although she is overwhelmed by Mu Xiaotu, she is still a famous big beauty on the list. Unlike Mu Xiaotu, who is beautiful and aloof, she has the smile of the girl next door and is "easy to get along with". people.

"Thank you." Mu Xiaotu nodded lightly, then stood up, picked up the steaming bowl of camellia soup on the table, and poured it on Ouhe's head.

Silence!

"..."

Everyone watched this scene, and unexpectedly fell silent miraculously.

Even those boys who scolded Ouhe for being ignorant... were dumbfounded!

Mu Xiaotu rejects countless suitors every day, but she has never done such an insulting thing. What happened to her today?
This scene surprised the students in the dining hall.

"You!" Ouhe was also stunned. A moment later, with a sullen face, he slammed the table, stood up and stared at Mu Xiaotu viciously.

"It's over. Mu Xiaohua may be beaten to death by Ouhe. Doesn't she know the history of this lunatic, Ouhe? This person never cares about the consequences."

Seeing this scene, the side became restless again.

"It seems that it's not enough..." Mu Xiaotu was not afraid of Ou He's piercing eyes at all, and even picked up a plate of food next to him, and slapped Ou He's face!
"..." The audience was silent again.

Ou He was completely bewildered by this sudden scene, and didn't even react.

Until Mu Xiaotu brushed the grains of rice off the small floral skirt, and said to Ouhe who had baby vegetables hanging on his head: "You stained my clothes..."

The latter came back to his senses.

"My dress is 1000 thousand, can you give it to me before next Valentine's Day?" Mu Xiaotu looked at Ouhe coldly with a contemptuous expression, "I heard that you are an orphan, and there is only one sister who runs a small shop at home ? Valentine's Day is still seven days away, and your canteen can earn [-] yuan in seven days?"

"..." There was an uproar in the dining hall again, but it quickly became quiet again, everyone was shocked by Mu Xiaotu's runaway.

"Crack, crack..."

There was a piercing sound, and everyone turned their heads to look at the "male protagonist", only to find that he had scratched a ferocious claw mark on the solid wood table, showing how angry he was inside.

"Although I have no money, but—" Ouhe gritted his teeth.

"Come on." Mu Xiaotu frowned, pulled Guan Ziting into his arms, and left the cafeteria without looking back, not even bothering to explain.

"Wait!" Ouhe gritted his teeth and said.

"Don't wait, school girl, go quickly, or you will be beaten to death by him." Seeing this scene, everyone whispered in their hearts.

However, Mu Xiaotu still stopped and looked back at Ouhe.

"Give me a reason." Ou He said.

"..."

The air is condensed and the atmosphere is heavy.

Everyone was waiting for Mu Xiaotu's reason.

After a long pause, the pretty girl in front nodded and said, "The reason is simple, because I have someone I like."

Boom! !

She left, but the whole Honghu University was boiling.

Mu Xiaohua actually has someone she likes?
And looking at her like that, it doesn't look like she's lying!
"Are you really all right?"

After washing his face, Ouhe has already walked out of the dining hall accompanied by his good friends.

"Get lost." Not in the mood to talk nonsense to them, Ouhe drove his classmates away, walking blindly on the campus alone.

He is a very optimistic young man, but today he cannot be optimistic.

Does she have someone she likes?
Then why didn't she say it before, and she had to confess to her?
Also, why did she humiliate me in front of so many people?
beep...

While Ouhe was in a daze, a mechanical electronic sound sounded in his mind.

"'Evil Skeleton Flower' has been confirmed successfully, and the fancy system has started to bind..."

beep beep...

A series of mechanical sounds, and after a while, that ethereal voice came again: "The fancy system is successfully bound——"

"Bind your grandma's legs." Ouhe thought he had run into a ghost, and cursed: "I'm in a bad mood, don't bother me, don't care what monsters and snakes you are, you will die."

"Try to curse again?" But things were beyond his expectation, the mechanical voice still rang in his ears.

"Do you want me to scold you? Then I don't lose face?" Ouhe felt a bit chilly, the voice in his head seemed to stick to his soul, and it lingered for a long time.

"You scolded, scolded me to give you benefits." The system said.

"..." Hearing what the system said, Ouhe was stunned. This thing is really crazy, no wonder it is called a fancy system.

Thinking of this, Ouhe was no longer afraid, and temporarily talked to it, "What can you give me?" He remembered the scene of watching a movie. This thing might be some kind of high-tech, smart thing like Iron Man!
If so, it's big money!

"If you tell me to say it, then I won't lose face?"

Well, you can still learn and sell now, Ouhe sneered, and said: "What function do you have? Can you make me transform? Like Iron Man, do you know Iron Man? And why do you appear in my mind? where is your house?"

"Does the underground treasure route map of Canghai City count?"

"You want me to be a sewer rat?" Ouhe looked confused. He knew that Canghai City used to be a tactical fortress with many caves, but he didn't want to go underground to hunt for treasure. Both!And the dead "Prince of Mathematics" Gauss is all below...

Of course, Ouhe believes that these are folk rumors and cannot be taken as true.

"Then let you get a scholarship?" These words were like sounds of nature in Ouhe's mind.

"Are you serious?" He looked surprised, his eyes were full of gold coins, and what he lacked most was money, "What else is there besides this?"

"Of course, as long as you pass my test and accept the mission, you can unlock a lot of things, not to mention Iron Man, I can even turn you into Journey to the West!"

"Who is in Journey to the West?" This is very important. If you become Tang Seng, what's the point of playing?Everyone wants to eat him!
"It does not matter."

"Why is it not important? It's very important, okay?" Ouhe rolled his eyes.

"Let me tell you this..." The system said: "I can tell you the truth, but there are some answers that you can't bear, and I have to spend time explaining them to you, please?"

"It's not troublesome." Ouhe was amused in his heart. Does the emotional system still have a temper?

"I find it troublesome." Sure enough, the system is just impatient, maybe it has served many people, and they are a little bit burnt out.

"Then get out of my mind." Ouhe is not a good person, he was in a bad mood when he was rejected by the school beauty, and he even dared to go to his territory to act wildly.

"Be nice to me..." the system said coldly, "Otherwise you will be very sad."

"Are you a man or a woman?" Suddenly, Ou He asked.

"Beep beep..." Just listening, a few more mechanical sounds came from my mind, and then a line of text came into view, "The problem is beyond the tolerance of the system, and it is restarting automatically..."

"WHAT?" Ouhe was confused, he couldn't joke with him, otherwise he would crash!
Ouhe was amused by such a funny system, and he felt a little better.

"The system has restarted." After waiting for a while, there was a pleasant startup sound, and the system came back to life.

"Where is your home?" Ouhe asked again.

system:……

"Do you have a girlfriend?" Ouhe tried another way.

"Beep beep..." Sure enough, the system restarted again.At this point, Ouhe knows that he can't ask him about his relationship.

It must have broken its heart for love, that's why the program made an error and caused it to restart.

What a love...

Tens of seconds later, Ouhe asked again: "Why did you appear in my mind? Do you have any functions?"

"This can be answered." The system is also humane, or it is simply an unknown creature with an independent personality.

It was quiet for a moment, perhaps organizing its language, before saying after a long time: "As I said before, you are an evil bone flower. I won't talk about how I bind you for the time being. Just like a store, you can exchange tasks for fancy points." , and then exchange some items with me to make yourself stronger, such as knowledge can change destiny..."

"What do you mean?"

"It's just cheating."

"The disadvantage of being your grandma!" Ouhe frowned, and cursed: "You are a scumbag!" It seems that the people in Journey to the West it said are all fake!

He just hit a ghost.

However, is this really the case?
"Damn it..." The answer was soon revealed, and the system cursed: "He scolded me again, you forced me to do this, get ready to start a special mission!"

"What special mission?" Inexplicably, Ouhe was a little scared.