The strongest funny system

"Look, lady boss, you're in your 20s, why can't you understand the truth?" At this moment, Li Wenyang resumed his domineering manner, and said arrogantly, "Do you know how many punks there are around here? If it wasn't for our frequent visits, You have been bullied by those gangsters a long time ago, we help you, why don't you appreciate it? You even ask us for money?"

"You don't need to protect me." The woman knew that Li Wenyang was not a good person. Relying on his status as the security captain of Qingyun Community, he was used to running amok, always bullying the girls nearby, and he was a heinous villain.

"That's very troublesome, the water and electricity..." Li Wenyang smiled sinisterly at the woman.

It's just ordinary jeans and a pure white monkey T-shirt, but it looks like an idol star.

The tight-fitting jeans made the perfect legs extremely straight, and they were tightly clamped together without a single gap, full of strength.

The gaze extends from the beautiful legs to the waist and hips at the back, the curvature there is simply uncanny, not to mention the perfect chest shape on the body, which is straight and straight, like the most distant goddess peak.

"Please leave, please." The woman couldn't bear Li Wenyang's gaze, turned sideways, and hid behind the shelf.

"Hey, you seduced me, here I come, lady boss." Li Wenyang couldn't hold back, the lady boss of "Wu Shuang Commissariat" is famous in all villages and villages, but she is famous and coveted by all men.

It was also because the proprietress was so beautiful that Ouhe didn't allow her to go out and walk around, and only opened a small shop to live a life away from the evil world.

"No!" In the darkness, a sly look flashed in the woman's eyes, leading Li Wenyang to walk inside.

"What's not allowed?" Li Wenyang laughed, and shouted to the outside: "You have to watch out for me, don't let a fly in."

"Yes, boss, let's start, leave some soup for us to eat." The outside responded.

Hearing the surrendering voice of his subordinates, Li Wenyang was even more excited. Of course, the most pleasant surprise was the charming lady inside. Although she couldn't do anything bad, it was okay to give her a hug, right?

"Miss Boss, I think your life is not easy, why don't you agree to be my girlfriend?"

Li Wenyang is really shameless, he is already in his forties, and he still wants old cows to eat young grass.

What's more, the proprietress is so beautiful, what qualifications does he have to be worthy of her?

"You're not waiting for that boy Ouhe to graduate, are you expecting him to support you?" Li Wenyang continued, "Hahaha, do you know what Ouhe is doing outside? It's not much better than us. Fight and kill, and one day you will be beaten to death."

"Nonsense!" The woman who had been silent all this time suddenly exploded, jumped out of the darkness, and stared at Li Wenyang: "Don't you say my brother, he is a good student, he doesn't know how to fight at all, and he promised me , When I graduate and find a job, I will take me to travel in southern Yunnan."

"Hahaha." Li Wenyang laughed loudly: "Just that kid Ouhe? He took you to the south of Yunnan? He's a little bastard, how did he get the money?"

"Get your dirty hands away." The woman picked up the broom, patted it in the air, and opened the salty pig's hand extended by Li Wenyang: "You are not allowed to touch me, or my brother will not let you go no matter how obedient and obedient he is." of."

"Hahaha!" Li Wenyang laughed again: "'Brother Honghuhe' is obedient? He's here, you can't escape tonight, I'll bully you in front of him, what can you do?"

"Last time, that kid brought a few people to smash the door of our security room. I haven't settled with him yet." Li Wenyang said, "You should ask him to come back, and see how I can clean him up."

"My brother would never do such a thing, he loves to learn!"

"Please don't make me laugh, he just pretends to be a good student in front of you because you don't like fighting, your brother... is just a little hooligan! He will die in the garbage like other little hooligans pile."

"You are the hooligan." The woman glared at him viciously: "Your whole family are hooligans!"

"Haha, that's right, I'm a hooligan." In the dark, Li Wenyang shot at the woman again——

But, someone interrupted him.

"Brother, someone is here!"

"Who?" Li Wenyang asked sullenly without taking his eyes off the woman's graceful body.

"A lot of people, a lot of non-mainstream, bringing guys."

"Ouhe—"

"That's not true!" The woman planned on Li Wenyang, "My brother doesn't know how to carry weapons, and he won't be with non-mainstream."

"Brother, it's not Ouhe, it seems...it seems to be Asang from Dongyun University—ah! Who the hell hit me?"

"Smash it, smash everyone I see, and this canteen, don't keep it."

There was a loud shout outside the door, Ah Sang, who had suffered at Ouhe's place, returned with revenge, but it was pity for Li Wenyang and the group of security guards... what they suffered was nothing short of a disaster.

But who is to blame?It can only be said that evil comes with evil.

"Damn, do you know who I am? I am Li Wen—"

"I don't care what kind of text you are, even if you are COCO, I will beat you to death."

"You'll regret it—ah!!"

With a bang, Li Wenyang was hit on the forehead after speaking, and fell to the side.

"Brother Sang, there is a woman here, I'll go, what a beautiful sister—ah! Brother Sang, why are you beating me?"

"That's his sister Ouhe, if you want to fight that kid, go try her and see how you die!"

"Yes, I won't move." Thinking of Ouhe's crazy path, the younger brother shook a few times, without even looking at the woman.

"Smash, smash hard."

Crackling, Ah Sang gave an order, and the cozy shop that was originally neatly arranged turned into a mess in an instant.

The woman did not speak the whole time, but just watched quietly, with an indifferent expression, as if she was looking at something that had nothing to do with her.

At first some people were afraid to bully her because of Ou He's revenge, but as time passed, they always felt that this woman might be more terrifying than Ou He.

"Oh shit!"

Because they were too aggrieved, they stomped on Li Wenyang and others when they left, and left in a hurry.

"I'm sorry for your uncle, you little bastards are waiting for me!!"

"Ahhhh!! Kick my ass~"

"Brother Sang, right...don't hit me...please, please."

The air was filled with the smell of overturned soy sauce, and it was not until 30 minutes later that Li Wenyang woke up leisurely, with his head stuck in a pool of blood, looking sideways at the tall "goddess", and stretched out his trembling hands: "Call me ambulance……"

"Just call the hearse for you."

With a bang, the woman kicked Li Wenyang unconscious, and walked out the door.

"stop!"

She gave a soft drink and shouted to the rider in front of her.

"No, Miss Wushuang..."

"Call me 'sister'!" Wushuang glared at Ouhe.

"Sister, what do you want me to do?" Ouhe turned around with his head stuck, and pushed his bicycle to Wushuang's side.