The strongest funny system

Everyone has a hidden strong plot, for example, when seeing a superhero in a movie...will feel admiration, such as seeing...Ouhe.

When the people around him exceed a certain height, they will lift their heads up and look up at him involuntarily, admiring him very much.

At this moment, Xu Cong's live broadcast exploded again.

Because this scene is amazing.

Ding!
1 minute ended quickly, and as the time ran out, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and finally saw the two afterimages stop.

God, they crushed all the more than 300 balloons in the audience!
What's even more outrageous is...the balloon of a little girl next to her was also caught by Ou He and exploded with her foot.

The highest score... the one from Yanzhong University turned out to be 1 point more than Ouhe.

However, when the trophy was about to be presented, the man left.

Thus, No.1 fell on Ouhe.

Ouhe, Red Lake University, stepped on 150 balloons, scared No. 1 and fled in embarrassment, and replaced him!
On the other side, while Ouhe and the others were celebrating, someone from Yanzhong University was pulled into the shadows by someone, pointed at his nose and cursed, "Are you stupid? What time is it now, and you still go to If you step on a balloon, are you not afraid of being seen by someone with a heart? 1 balloons in 151 minute, that's amazing!"

"Don't talk about it, haven't I come back now?" The long legs said: "Anyway, I didn't go to receive the award, and no one would pay attention to me. It's just that kid who makes me very concerned. He is at least a second-level grandmaster." , I'm afraid—"

"Are you afraid of a fart?" His superior scolded: "What kind of splash can a second-grade elementary school student make? Is he stronger than a bullet?"

"I see, I won't mess around anymore, don't worry." The big long leg also felt that he was too serious, isn't he just a second-level master, so it's worth trying his depth?

No matter how powerful he is, is he better than himself?
And he is not alone, today they have a large army of dozens of people!Who can be better than them?
"Get ready, there are two hours until today's project awards, and we must win that woman by then!"

"Understood." The long legs said: "Except for stepping on the balloon, I am No. 1 in sprinting and long jumping, which is enough for me to get close to her."

"Be careful." The man explained, and left with a box of drinks.

If they hadn't heard his words, no one would have thought that such a janitor turned out to be the chief of the third-level grandmaster.

……

……

Ouhe's third project is still balloons.

Only now, Xu Cong and the others have abandoned him.

Because he needed someone to push the balloon with him, Xu Cong and the others felt disgusted, rejected him, and ran away somewhere.

This project is "Passing the Balloon Together", and the two of them held the balloon and ran forward, having a great time.

This game is basically a match between men and women, but the girls in the same class are shy and dare not play, and Xu Cong and the others find it disgusting, so Ouhe stands there, helpless, not knowing what to do.

He is very powerful. If there are enough people, he can run to the finish line instantly with one hand holding the opponent. Soon, he will be the first again, and he will complete Ning Yunlan's task.

However, there was an accident in the mission, because no one played with him.

He wanted to play with him, but he didn't accept it.

Because the other party is too fat.

Ouhe asked her to lose weight first, and then pursue stardom.

The fat woman ran away crying so sadly.

Seeing Ouhe's vicious tongue, his other fans didn't dare to come up. There was a very beautiful girl with a timid expression, hesitating there, Ouhe saw her at a glance.

He is willing to such a pure and sweet elementary school girl, so he keeps winking at her, but this girl is too shy, after being stared at by Ou He, she lowers her head and hangs on her small breasts that have just taken shape. No matter how much He blinked at her, she didn't dare to look up.

Ouhe: ...

Just when he was at a loss, a savior appeared.

If it weren't for the crowds of other events, Ouhe would never have come to pass the balloon.

But there is no way, there are relatively few people in this place, he is eager to complete Ning Yunlan's task, and he has nothing to do with her.

Because he was a little afraid of the other party.

For some reason, he always felt that Ning Yunlan was weird.

"Su Ling, shall we play this game?" A handsome boy came over with a prettier vice president, with the goal of "passing the balloon together".

Hearing his words, Su Ling was very embarrassed, but since the two families were family friends, she was too embarrassed to refuse each other.

This man is the male god of Shapa University and the big brother she has known since she was a child.

Because Su Ling has been beautiful since she was a child, this big brother has always been by her side, wanting to be with her.

Her family members also support this relationship, but Su Ling doesn't like this person. Although her eldest brother is handsome, rich, and from a good family background, Su Ling has high requirements for her other half, and she must be willing to fall in love with him. Only talent will do.

The big brother is too bothered, Su Ling doesn't want it.

As far as she knows so far, the other party has already changed girlfriends with no less than two digits. How can she accept this?
She is absolutely loyal to love, and feels that this kind of thing must be discussed once, and it will last her whole life. She must ask the other party to be a virgin, and this is the first time for her.

Yes, it is like that.

So a lot of people... got shot by her.

"Why, aren't you shy?" Han Zhibin looked at his little sister with a gentle smile, and couldn't bear to leave her for a moment.

He hadn't seen her for many years, but she looked even more radiant, and his blood was boiling with excitement. His goal in this exchange meeting was to win Su Ling, and he had to understand this woman with the word "Su".

He always felt that the other party was as graceful as a lady in ancient Suzhou City.

It must be very watery.

Hahaha, he loves it.

adore.

"As the vice chairman of Dongyun University, you shouldn't be so rigid, right? This is just a game. Look, so many men and women are playing it. This is a university, not a kindergarten. Even if it is a kindergarten, no one will refuse to play with you." Heterosexual games, what era is it now, Su Ling, don’t you think so?”

Han Zhibin is aggressive, which is why Su Ling doesn't like him very much.

He always wants to control others and has a strong desire to control. Such a man will scare girls.

Compared to him, Su Ling would rather like those "old virgins" in Ouhe, at least they can't fight back, and he can scold... scold and fight, but he scolds very sincerely, without procrastinating, it's what a real man does.

"Su Ling, Uncle Su asked you to accompany me to have fun for a few days, you must be incompetent as the host."

Just when Han Zhibin was about to persuade the beauty to play games with her, Su Ling's eyes lit up and saw a nervous man.

That's Ouhe, he's standing there, blinking at that shy primary school girl, it's been 15 minutes since he blinked.

She still didn't move.

He didn't catch the elementary school girl, but called Su Ling instead.

At this moment, Su Ling walked towards him and slapped him on the shoulder.