The strongest funny system

"Don't kill people indiscriminately. We live in the same global village and breathe the same air. We are compatriots and primates. Why do we kill each other? Don't you think so?"

"Yes... no! What are you holding in your hand?" For some reason, members of the Dark Shark Team nodded subconsciously, thinking that Ouhe's unnutritious words were very reasonable, but...long-term well-trained, let They woke up instantly, shook their heads hurriedly and said no.

And saw the stick of incense in Ouhe's hand.

Weird.

Anyone who sees a person walking around here with a stick of incense in the dark will find it strange.

What's more, they are very vigilant villains!

But he is at the level of a grand master. It is understandable that a master like him has a bit of a quirk...

I don't know why... the killers even took the initiative to think of words and explained them to Ouhe.

It's like they're... nice to talk to.

Seems like what they're doing now isn't kidnapping.

"This is just an ordinary stick of incense, which can calm one's mind. I deliberately gave it to a few brothers. The world is so beautiful. If you lose your life here, there will be a better future waiting for you there. "

"Which side is 'over there'?" The killers were confused by what Ou He said, even Liu Yi and the others looked at him blankly.

It seems that men are their lecturers, and what they say is the greatest truth in the world.

None of them could have imagined that there would be such a terrible incense in this world.

This is sorcery! !

"Different people have different 'sides', like me, the 'side' that belongs to me is to study hard and make progress every day, while the 'side' that belongs to you...is to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately!"

"How can I put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately?" The killers' eyes collapsed, and their pupils shrank extremely small, giving people the feeling of...rolling their eyes.

They have been enchanted and have fallen into the "Tao" of Ouhe.

"Butcher's knife is just an adjective here, but you can understand it as a weapon, and now, whatever the weapon in your hands is, then you put it down." Ouhe earnestly and kindly, and began to like this kind of "teaching" course .

After all, when you speak by yourself, others will listen carefully. This is a very happy enjoyment.

"Okay." There was no nonsense, they would do what Ou He said.

This group of blood-stained villains lost their guns in an instant, very decisively.

"How to become a Buddha next?" They looked at Ouhe adoringly, as if looking at their own gods.

"Sit down." Ouhe stretched out his hand, and pressed the void, as if a mountain floated out, suppressing the killers.

They sat obediently on the ground, looking at Ouhe happily.

They love him.

Oh Ha... also "love" them.

"Okay, children, you have become Buddhas now." Ouhe laughed so hard that when the incense of the negotiation was exhausted, he stepped forward and knocked all these gangsters unconscious.

When he took the last one, the man looked at him and asked, "Why did you knock us out?"

"Hey, how did you talk? This is a helping hand for you, allowing you to quickly enter the state of concentration, and realize the true meaning of the boundless sea of ​​​​Dharma and the true meaning of returning to the shore."

"Then let me do it, and you don't have to bother Master to take action." The killer, looking at Ouhe submissively, bumped his head against the tree trunk next to him, and passed out just like that, his head was covered in blood, making Ouhe I feel very sorry for them.

"..."

Hahaha, seeing the "Buddha" killers all over the place, Ouhe couldn't help but laughed out loud.

These people are so fucking funny.In other words, the negotiating incense is very fun to use!

"Miss Liu, are you okay?"

"It's okay." Liu Yi didn't know what happened around her at all, because she was also fascinated by Ou He.

She is under his spell.

If Ou He asked her to take off her clothes now, she would lie down without hesitation and fulfill him.

Of course, Ouhe would not do this kind of thing, he would just—

"Ding Dong, the task of rescuing Liu Yi is complete, do you accept the second phase of the task?"

"Is there a second stage?" Ouhe sent a puzzled signal to the system.

"In the second stage, disperse the crowd and overthrow Liu Yi." The system said surprisingly.

"Fucking girl, mean, beast, shameless, get the hell out of here!"

Ouhe cursed, how could such a thing be done, the system is really sick.

"Ding! Insulting the system, minus 1000 fancy points."

Ouhe: ...

He hurriedly checked the account and found 1000 fancy points, just gone.

Oh shit.

He wants to do tasks.

Otherwise, his heart would be very painful, and he would lose a thousand fancy points like this.

"Is there anything less beastly?" he asked.

"You let the others go away first." The system seemed to want to make trouble.

"Students!" Ouhe pointed at those men as hostages, and said, "You go first, I still have some homework to ask our class teacher."

"Okay, goodbye, Brother He."

These students did not suspect him, and hurriedly fled without a trace.

There are so many bad people here, they don't want to stay here.

And they... are still in the state of negotiating, they will listen to what Ouhe says.

There is no pressure to carry out such a small matter.

"Okay, everyone is gone, what should we do next?" In the dark grove, Ouhe and Liu Yi stood together, surrounded by a charming atmosphere, fermenting under the moon.

Although they are still negotiating the status of Xiangxiang, the story between Liu Yi and Ou He is too deep, and the two of them really know each other in this dark and freehand place.

Those killers were also dragged away by Ou He, and at this moment, it was just the two of them.

"Mission [-], ask Liu Yi if she is wearing panties today." The system is just... crazy!
But this Ouhe is acceptable.

I don't know why, looking at the head teacher of the soft girl, something called "beast nature" came out of his heart.

Speaking of Liu Yi's beauty, even in the 5000 years of Chinese civilization, there is no word that can perfectly describe her.

Like a person, is the character, appearance is second.

And Liu Yi not only has a good personality, but also has a superb appearance.

Her pink and rosy little face, shining like a ruby ​​under the moon, especially the way her little hands were clenched and placed on the side of her face, gave Ouhe a feeling of... how big his breasts are!
It's already big enough, and it's squeezed, which is terrible! !

And those thin eyebrows are so pretty, right?Those two tufts of pitiful blue hair hang on the corners of her long and narrow eyes, adding a bit of softness and charm to her, but it's strange... her eyes are very ignorant.

This is a combination of devils and angels. If Liu Yi is trained, she can become a disaster.

Fortunately, this woman is a shy and kind-hearted girl, otherwise the water in the sea would boil for her.

"Are you wearing underwear today?" I couldn't help it, Ou He asked in a straight voice without changing his face!

"Ah!" Liu Yi was shocked, two blushes flew up on her face in an instant, like a shaking red apple, her head and hands shook together, "No, no clothes!"