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"Balloon man, take your idiot away!" Duan Tianhua was furious, pointing at Ouhe and yelling at the balloon man.

Of course, Balloon Man can't really be called Balloon Man, but for simplicity, let's call it that.

Anyway, the name sounds nice...

"Bastard, what were you doing there? I didn't go there!" The balloon man stepped forward and slapped Ouhe's face.

Damn, slap in the face!This kind of thing, Ouhe would not do what he wanted, so he avoided it.

The balloon man got angry, pointed at him and said, "You fucking dare to hide?"

"I didn't hide."

"Didn't hide from me and hit you?"

"I am born with the ability to 'hide my face'. Anyone who wants to slap me in the face will not be able to slap me."

"Are you bragging with me?" Of course the balloon man didn't believe it, but he didn't know why... He didn't fight any more. He always felt that what Ou He said made sense. It seemed that there were really people who could have their own "face-hiding function".

"I'm serious, and it was Shen Shishi who called me when I came here." Ou He said.

"She called you?" The balloon man was angry. "I'm so handsome, but she didn't call you. Would she call you?"

"She likes to cover her face," Ou He said.

"..." The balloon man was silent for a moment, and then looked at Ouhe's face wrapped in a magic hood... I always thought... Ouhe was very handsome, and he was not qualified to refute.

Even Shen Shishi was stunned, and asked herself, did she really like to cover her face?
"..."

The audience fell silent for a moment, reflecting on themselves, wondering if Ouhe was really that handsome.

Then, Shen Shishi spoke again.

"Why are you kicking me again?" She glared at Ouhe, very angry.

"I don't." Of course Ou He refused.

Cursing in my heart, this woman, I will give you a code, what the hell are you doing, are you poisonous?If it wasn't for Ning Yunlan's confession, it would be a ghost for me to talk to you!

Repeatedly punctured his own plan!Fuck you.

"You fucking calm down!" Duan Tianhua was furious, he is not a good person, his opponent... that is often beating and scolding.

At this time, he rolled over, slapped the wall with his palm, and then charged towards Ouhe.

"Oh!"

A hole appeared at the bottom of Ouhe's feet.

It was Duan Tianhua's attack, but Ou He dodged it.

If he was still standing where he was, then only himself would be broken.

"Do you dare to hide?" Duan Tianhua stood at Ouhe's original position, raised his eyelids slightly, and stared at him sullenly.

"I didn't hide, it's a natural reaction, I have a 'dodge' function."

"..." Duan Tianhua almost believed it, but when he thought of how advanced he was, a first-level grand master couldn't catch one of his little brothers, how could this be possible!

Therefore, he does not accept this condition.

Thus, negotiating Xiang made a mistake for the first time.

It's not that they can accept any reason, if it's too outrageous, they will refuse!
"Wait!" Seeing that Duan Tianhua wanted to 1V1 with him, Ou He felt that it was not an option to continue like this, so he picked up Shen Shishi and said to Duan Tianhua, "She said she was going to the bathroom."

"I didn't!" Shen Shishi was furious.

"Let him go here." The balloon man's eyes brightened, very excited.

His words are the voices of all the members of the dark shark group around.

"I'll take her there." Ou He held down the struggling woman and dragged her out like this.

However, Duan Tianhua refused.

It is said that the request is too outrageous, he can't accept it, and this will take Shen Shishi away, which is even more outrageous!

It's a ghost if he agrees!

Negotiations must be reasonable, just like Tongwan wanted to end the "Black Bridge Struggle", just like the first few gangsters who really believed in Buddhism.

As long as the prerequisites are met, the maximum effect of negotiating incense can be realized.

But the reason to dodge 100% and take Shen Shishi to pee... is obviously not acceptable.

and…

The more terrifying thing is.

Because Duan Tianhua slapped the wall when he just came over, and that poor negotiating incense...was also buried.

Duan Tianhua's palm was so powerful that a large piece of the wall fell off, instantly burying the fragrance of negotiation.

and so…

The effect is gone.

At this time, everyone saw Ouhe's weirdness.

So Duan Tianhua stared at him, and said: "Boy, take off your scarf and have a look!"

Because Duan Tianhua and the others had already used this tactic against the Nightingale team, they felt that the other party had no reason to be so stupid and would also send someone to pretend to be a member of the Dark Shark team, so they relaxed their vigilance towards Ouhe, and they had the credit for negotiating Xiangxiang... But now, The incense was gone, and Ouhe was too presumptuous, they finally found out what was wrong.

Could it be... really so outrageous?I sent people to pretend to be you, and you sent people to pretend to be me?
Do kids play house?so childish?

At this time, even Shen Shishi looked at Ouhe curiously, thinking that maybe it was really possible that he was one of his own!
Otherwise why did he keep kicking his own feet?And take her to the bathroom!

Thinking of this, Shen Shishi is extremely sure that this person is her partner!
And sure enough!
Knowing that the matter was revealed, Ouhe withdrew his eyes from the dead negotiator, took out two pistols, and threw them to Shen Shishi, "Run, I am the queen!"

"It's you?!"

Duan Tianhua, Balloon Man, Shen Shishi... all exclaimed in surprise, because at this moment, Ouhe had already taken off his turban, revealing his original appearance.

Sure enough, it was my own.

However... Shen Shishi did not move.

She wasn't going to leave.

Because she decided that Ouhe was a member of the Dark Shark Team, and all of this was a conspiracy by Duan Tianhua and him!

So she weighed the gun, dropped one without bullets, and pointed the other one at Ouhe.

This action made Ouhe's eyelids twitch, and he froze watching her.

Sure enough, he was right! !
This woman is weird!
"Don't pretend to be surprised in front of me, come on, just use any tricks and tricks, I, Shen Shishi, have been tricked by you, count me as an idiot!"

"What's the situation?" Duan Tianhua was a little stunned when he saw this scene, and did not make a move for the time being.

And Ouhe was still in shock, and didn't make a move.

The scene, once caught in embarrassment, was very "harmonious".

"What's the situation?" Shen Shishi pointed her gun at Ouhe, and said with a sneer, "He is from your Dark Shark team, do you think I don't know? Are you still pretending? Tell me, do you want to get close to me and get our Huanyu? Inside news from the temple?"

"I'm sorry!" Still the same sentence, when did Ouhe become his partner?There were 1 question marks in Duan Tianhua's heart.

If he is, that's fine...

But he... really doesn't know how Ouhe looks like their partner.

He could say that it was the biggest variable in this shocking change in the Red Lake. He destroyed countless plans of his own and rescued Ning Yunlan.

If he hadn't been "scheming" and sent someone to sneak into Shen Shishi's army, he wouldn't even be able to catch this woman!
So... why is Ouhe his partner?Why doesn't he know.

"Fuck you! Shen Shishi, are you crazy? If Ning Yunlan didn't ask me to save you, you think I would have done nothing. From that day on, you woman went crazy, even though I don't say how much I treat you Kindness, but in these few hours, how many plans have you ruined? If it weren't for your appearance, the students would have evacuated safely!" Ouhe looked at Shen Shishi and cursed.

"Hehe, keep acting." Shen Shishi continued on her own path, never returning.