The strongest funny system

Ouhe didn't know that Ning Yunlan and her father were at war.

At this time, he returned home and was summarizing what happened during this period.

He's rich now, with many fancy points, but in a few minutes...

He was poor and clattered loudly.

Because he just smoked two dozen rice cookers at home.

At this point, he still has 2000 fancy points left.

He is poor.

Fortunately, there are some useful things in the rice cooker.

It's something Ouhe is excited about.

"Yunguang Arrow? What is it?" On the boat, Ouhe asked the system.

"Spell." The system said.

"Fa, spell?" Ouhe was very excited when he heard this sentence.

Was it a whistling sound, shooting a light arrow?
But is this reasonable?
Earth can do this?How is that done?
Does the earth have an aura?

"If you talk about fireball, or ice arrow... that might be a bit confusing. But if it's Yunguang Arrow, you can indeed practice it."

"How to practice?" Ouhe was very excited.

"Because the earth's fire spiritual power and water spiritual power are the least. Although you have enough spiritual power to go to the volcano, you can't use that fire spiritual power—well," the system added: "Of course it's called "in our side." For the spiritual power of fire, it is called the element of fire abroad, or the five elements of fire... there are hundreds of names."

"So powerful?" Ou He asked, "Is that in this world, and there are some mages?"

"There are still small mages, such as the third-level great masters, who can indeed release energy, which is what you call qigong."

"Really?" Ouhe was surprised, but sneered, "What's the use of qigong? Can blowing out a breath hurt people?"

"Ignorant boy," the system taunted, and said, "That's the strength of countless suns and moons that the grand master has condensed in his body. It is compressed by the body, and it will make you dizzy!"

"Then how did you do it? Why didn't I?" Ouhe is a man, and he also has a heart that wants to become stronger.

"It requires a combination of strength and speed. When you gather your strength and punch out, is there a cyclone?"

"Well, it's a little bit." Ouhe nodded.

"This is qigong, but the third-level masters can use it more flexibly. They have stronger strength and speed!" The system said: "When you train your body to a certain level, this body will become your weapon. Any muscle in your body can create a cyclone, which is what you call qigong."

"Yeah, I know I can unleash qigong, but what I'm wondering about is...how do I get the Yunguang Arrow?"

"Fireball and ice arrows are difficult to practice, but Yunguang Arrow is the easiest on Earth."

"So it's not very good?" Ou He rolled his eyes and said, "Then why should I practice it?"

"Isn't it amazing?" The system sneered, if you learn it, your finger can become a light knife that can easily cut through the special steel plate.

"How powerful?"

"Nonsense, Yunguang Arrow, it's hot and sharp, and it kills with one blow!"

"Then how?"

"Now you can't find the treasure land with the strongest fire element, and you can't find the coldest place in the world. You don't have to think about fireball and ice arrows, but cloud light arrows...you only need to be in the sun. Practice."

"Then what shall I do?"

Ouhe was very excited.

Thinking of him pointing to a knife and cutting through the enemy's defense with a lightsaber, he was excited all over.

A little more important.

Is this the same as the lightsaber in Star Wars?Can you hold it in your hand and play beep?

The system told him, yes.

So Ouhe got on the plane to Beihai.

Cloud Light Arrow is two things.

Ouhe wants to keep one light source with the strongest communication, and throw the other into space.

According to the system, it means returning to the sun.

The cloud light arrow splits into two, Ouhe is holding A, he wants to send B to high altitude.

This thing is very precious to him. According to the system, it can be sold for hundreds of millions.

If you think about it, it can make people learn spells, something that is against the sky, it shouldn't be measured in billions! ——
Russia, North Sea.

A man of Chinese nationality ascended to an altitude of [-] meters in a helium balloon, and then jumped down.

This news instantly exploded the major Russian newspapers.

Then, Hua Guo was also shocked.

In the end, even Google Vice President Alan Eustace, who was about to break his own record for the second time, canceled his trip.

He originally planned to jump from [-] meters.

In 2014, his record was 4.14 meters. After 4 years, he wants to challenge himself.

However, when he saw this newspaper, he gave up his plan.

This Chinese man—no, this cannot be called a human being.

His behavior like this is courting death.

Because based on the current "market situation", if there is no good equipment, strict training and luck, it is absolutely impossible to succeed.

And just as he thought, the person who jumped [-] meters disappeared.

No one could find him, not even the media wanted to interview him.

He seemed to be... missing.

Everyone only knows that he disappeared in Bodebo, hundreds of miles away from the Russian North Sea.

He appears to have been eaten by a bear from "Bear Country".
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China.

"This is the news again." Office of the President of Red Lake University.

Ning Yunlan looked at the newspapers, and then at the classmates jumping around outside the window, one head and two older.

I don't know why, a "high-altitude movement" has started all over the world.

Everyone wanted to pay homage to that [-]-meter brother.

Because he is so awesome.

The whole of Huaxia has been discussing this matter recently.

No, not only China, but the whole world is discussing it.

Ning Yunlan is not a parachuting enthusiast, but Mo Yuyan is.

Ever since this woman posted a message on Weibo that "this person is her idol", the entire Hua Kingdom was in a state of excitement.

Now these students ran to the back mountain and jumped from the top when they had nothing to do.

A dozen have broken their legs.

Ning Yunlan was very angry, but there was nothing she could do.

These students are all idiots.

Even more stupid is that mysterious man.

You are a good person, but you still have to go abroad to ascend to the sky and then jump off.

And disappeared without a trace.

You said it’s okay if you’re dead, but if you don’t die, or if you show up one day, the earth will boil over you again, right?I believe that the country will arrest you for research as soon as possible.

Because you are not human at all.

"Du-damn it!"

Hearing the reminder from the mobile phone, Ning Yunlan was half dead with anger.

Her father admitted that Ouhe climbed over the wall to give him medicine, but at this time, she couldn't find Ouhe.

If his passport hadn't been touched, Ning Yunlan would have thought that he was the one who went to the North Sea to skydive.

Anxious.

I couldn't find an apology from him.

asshole!
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Canghai City, Locke District.

Mo Yuyan didn't want to sleep, looking at the dark sky, her mood was agitated.

Peach Blossom Tribulation Peach Blossom Tribulation...

Some time ago, when she saw the man sitting in the first row, she thought it was her love affair, but she saw someone fall from [-] meters.

She felt that this was her catastrophe.