The strongest funny system

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After the dinner, Yan Qianyu's leave was also approved, and Ouhe began to practice Yunguang Arrow.

This thing is very powerful, because the system gave him some operating instructions - and then Ouhe was able to shine.

Like the Tathagata Buddha.

He can gather cloud light arrows into swords and knives, which is very cool; besides this, he can also disperse them.

He was able to decompose them and turn them into a little bit of light that illuminated his whole body.

And his reason for doing so is: he can control the "light" which is more than ten meters away.

He can make a "sword light" flash out at any time at the position covered by the light.

He can stand in place, and let the ground ten meters away split a fiery burning trace; as long as his light shines there.

This is a terrifying skill, as if everything within ten meters of him belongs to his domain.

Even if he is called "Child of Light" now, he doesn't feel ashamed.

He... is getting more and more scary.

What's more terrifying is...

Ouhe also plans to use this trick to fight in a boxing match.

This fucking... is sinister enough.

Because the boxing ring must be brightly lit.

So even if his light appears, it is still what others think of as a "light", so he doesn't need to get close to the enemy's body, and he can cut the cloud-covered enemy in half with a blink of an eye as soon as he enters the field! !
Although it is exaggerated to say so, Ouhe is heading towards a terrible scene.

Now he can easily cut the watermelon with Yunguang, but the watermelon cannot be eaten.

Because his cloud light is hot, it will burn the melon flesh and evaporate the water inside, which is not delicious...

Theoretically, he can manipulate the golden light around him to cut open human flesh, but human beings have bones...he wonders if he can make it so sharp.

Maybe it is possible, but it can only be done if the person is at least 5 meters away from him. If it is [-] meters... that is too far, obviously not possible.

Think about that image...

An enemy who appeared ten meters away from Ouhe was suddenly illuminated all over his body, and then without warning, a gash was cut in his stomach, and even blood couldn't flow out. Under the scorching heat of the light, he was evaporated into steam... What a strange scene!

However, it is very handsome.

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Tonight's boxing match is global, held every year around the world, and is random.

And this year, it fell on the great Huaxia.

I remember that last year, I was on the sun ship in Hokkaido.

That year, a boxing champion was born, a rap singer from Los Angeles, who was also named on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

It is said that he once killed the international director "Ah Lun" who was born in martial arts with a single punch.

got caught.

It was just released last year; as soon as he came out, he caught up with the annual boxing competition and won the title of boxing champion.

Some people say that in his prison on Anaki Island, he met the Muay Thai master "Char Khan" who fled overseas ten years ago, and was taught the magic elephant boxing by him, which is why he won the championship.

Of course, these are legends...

Ouhe doesn't care.

The fat and thin heroes didn't care either.

Because they are first-level grand masters.

The cow is beeping!
If they were there at the time, how could it be a singer's turn to win the title of boxing champion?It's just ridiculous.

So this year, the fat and thin heroes came to this conference after being hit in Ouhe.

They want to win the championship, have fun.

It's just that the two brothers have considered, if they enter the finals, who will win the first place?It's impossible for the two brothers to kill each other, right?

This is not good, it affects feelings.

So they plan to guess punches in the finals—huh? ?
Suddenly, the two who were thinking this way...seemed to have seen something frightening.

"Fat Man, are our eyes dazzled? Please tell me that I was wrong just now...why do I feel...that I saw that devil?"

"No way? You saw him too? He is a second-level Grandmaster, so it's impossible for him to participate in such a boxing match? This is too bullying."

"I'll go, Fat Man, should we retreat first?" Even if they were dazzled, they didn't want to take that huge risk.

He finally picked him up from the river. If he really came to the game...then they...would be scared just thinking about it.

"Shou Xia, don't be afraid. We have practiced our coordination skills hard during this time. Even if we meet him, we are not invincible. Let's go in and don't be cowardly! Otherwise, I'm sorry for the dead master! The master is so fat, but he has never flinched Pass."

"makes sense."

The two brothers, working together, entered the venue like this.

And as soon as they entered, No. [-] received the message.

No. [-]'s name is "An Xingxian", and he was Yan Qianyu's classmate when he was studying. However, at that time, he was on a mission at school, and he met Yan Qianyu by chance... One glance, and a lifelong mistake. He chased her for four years, except Got a phone number and nothing.

So this time he came to Canghai, he really wanted to take this woman down.
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Loving someone doesn't need a reason.

Be fanatical.

An Xingxian is one of them.

He had to get Yan Qianyu, but no one came to give it to him.

Even...he prepared some toon medicine.

It was accidentally obtained from a criminal during his mission, and it is a pity to lose it.

"No. [-], according to Seagull's reply, the fat and thin heroes also entered the venue."

"Are you sure?" An Xingxian was still sitting in his jeep, with his right hand pressing his ear, listening to the technician's reply.

"It's just the two of them. Besides them, is there anyone who is thinner and fatter than them? It is said that these two people have hundreds of lives in their hands, and even the governor of T city died in their hands! They are national A-level wanted criminals. "

In An Xingxian's organization, wanted criminals are divided into three, six, and nine grades, and Grade A is currently the highest, belonging to one side of the gang.

Most of the strength they have is at the level of a first-level grand master.

An Xingxian is only a third-level grandmaster, and the word "big" is missing.

So he looked very serious.

"You ask the team to contact the seniors of the Universal Alliance, and ask them to send someone over to support, I will go to the venue first!"

"No, it's too dangerous, the fat and thin heroes know about our team, I'm afraid they will recognize you!"

"It's okay. In the boxing match, the crowd is crowded, and they can't find me."

An Xingxian had to go in, because he knew Yan Qianyu's number, and the other party would definitely come to the venue.

He has to organize people to deal with the fat and thin heroes, otherwise he has no confidence to win the boxing championship.

So... how does he pick up girls?How do you look familiar in front of the young master of the Lin family?
He's just an ordinary soldier, with no family background or background, so how can he climb up the ladder without some tricks?

It is said that the people from the Chan group and the Nightingale group in the legend are in the sea, and the fat and thin heroes will be handed over to them. He must win the boxing championship and conquer Yan Qianyu!
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the other side.

As soon as the fat and thin heroes entered the venue, Yan Qianyu also appeared.

Seeing this tall and graceful woman, An Xingxian became even more excited and rushed into the venue.

And this time...

Another person appeared, a college student holding a lightsaber - Ouhe!
He has accepted the task of the system, to get 5000 fancy points.

No one can stop him!
hum.

"This guy is a good second grader. Have you watched too much Star Wars?"

The crowd looked at Ouhe who was holding a lightsaber, and pointed.

they do not know…

this thing...

It's actually true.