The strongest funny system

On summer nights, even if you live on a boat, you can't feel the slightest bit of coolness, and the evening wind blowing on your face is always hot.

At this moment, Ouhe has returned to the boat, and the old gangsters on the shore are screaming ghostly. The sound is like a wandering ghost at night, illusory, Ouhe "can't hear"...

"Is there any way to get rid of the blade's blood?" Looking at the night sky, Ouhe asked the system.

He is going to die, and he still has one year to live. He will only think about it when he calms down. No one is not afraid of death, including him.

The bone erosion feeling was really what Mu Xue said for the first time, like a blade hidden in the blood, cutting his arms, thighs, and muscles on his face.

It's better to live than to die!
He didn't want to bear it a second time, and he didn't have the courage to bear it.

Thinking of this, he was terrified.

"Of course, do you want to accept it?" Perhaps the system sensed his depression, and stopped mocking him.

"What is it?"

"Wash the old bastard's feet."

"???" Ouhe frowned, looked at the old hooligan on the bank, and asked the system: "Are you sure you are right? I want to wash his feet?"

"The reward for this mission is items, as long as it is completed, it can solve your problem of blade blood."

"You didn't lie to me?" This system is very tricky, Ouhe doesn't fully trust it, and he is a bit of a ghost.

That's Mu Xue's special blade blood. If it can be solved, how will their company make money?

Is it to prove that your skills are higher than their entire team?
"Do what you like or not." The system didn't have a good temper, so it left this sentence and then disappeared.

"Okay." Looking at the shaky lonely figure, Ouhe gritted his teeth and accepted.

In order to survive, he had to try such strange things.

Help the old man wash his feet...

I really don't know if I will help the salted fish wipe my body next time.

"Brother He, Brother He, I knew you wouldn't leave me behind, let me spend the night on the boat?"

Hearing footsteps, the old man looked back and saw the person he dreamed of.

"Aren't you going to do something normal people should do? Sleeping on the bridge all day... It's fine in summer, but what about winter?" Looking at the old man resting on the stone pier, Ouhe felt very complicated.

Do old people have a lonely temperament?The rickety back is like a sharp knife, piercing the kidney of a caring person.

Does he have no family?Aren't gangsters very romantic?Could it be that his family doesn't want him anymore?
"Damn," thinking of this, Ou He cursed in a low voice, stepped forward to help the old man, and took him to the boat, "I won't exchange for food even if I gave you the voucher."

"Hehe, I can still stay until tomorrow morning." The old man felt kindly at the moment, staring straight at Ouhe, very happy.

But after getting on the boat, he couldn't laugh anymore, and asked with a twisted face: "Ouhe, is there anything I can't do to you, you want to throw my body away, sell organs or something?"

"Put your feet in!" Ouhe threw it away to feed the dog with a compassionate heart, pinched the old man's bony feet, and stuffed them into the clear water, "Mu Mo Chi Chi, washing your feet is just a pain in the ass, you think I want to wash for you?"

"Don't be like this, the old man is afraid..." The old man couldn't resist, and passively accepted Ouhe's unfamiliar skills, but gradually calmed down.

Refreshing cold water brings a refreshed comfort to the skin.

He hasn't washed his feet for more than ten days.

"It stinks." Ou He scolded and rubbed vigorously.

He had gotten up and back and forth many times, and he wanted to give up, but thinking of the pain caused by the blade's blood, he could naturally accept the matter of washing people's feet.

Even if it stinks, he can bear it.

"Hehehe." Looking at the black water on the plate, the old man smiled embarrassedly: "Ouhe, let me tell you something. I just wanted to tell you, but you drove me away."

"What's the matter?" It's indeed a good idea to chat to divert attention.

"A girl came to chat with me just now. She is also a wise eye. She saw the old man at a glance. I know everything, so she came to ask me—"

"Fart." Ouhe raised his head and gave him a hard look.

"Well, let me tell you this..." The old man didn't pretend to beep, and told Ouhe about Xiao Ke's visit to Nan'an Bridge.

"You mean, that girl has knife marks all over her face?"

"Yes, let me tell you, that girl is mysterious. I didn't look like an ordinary person when I saw her, so I deliberately pretended to be greedy for money and hid her from her." Having said that, the old man revealed With a heartbroken expression, "70 yuan, if I tell her the truth, I can spend half a month without worrying about food and clothing."

"Hehe..." Feelings, Xiaoke pretended to be smart and was tricked by the old man?
From the old gangster's description of the girl, Ouhe is 100% sure that the girl is Xiaoke. Besides her, who else is so ugly?

It's just that Jiang is still old and hot. She thought she had seen through the tricks of the old man, but she didn't know that she was still too young.

"Ouhe, let me tell you, I won't tell her, but I can tell you that I did see some strange things that night, a very beautiful woman appeared under the bridge, such a coquettish woman, It was the first time I saw it, so I was very impressed, and then—”

"Ding dong, the task is completed, get marrow washing candy X1" a reminder came from the system.

"Ah~ Ouhe, I haven't finished yet."

The old man was ruthlessly thrown off the boat by Ouhe.

But the latter was always soft-hearted and threw him a few packets of food.

"Wash your feet and listen to your nonsense, who wants to hear the story of you drooling at the 'skilled girl'."

flirtatious?Who else would come to the pier in the middle of the night besides skilled girls?Ouhe turned the music to the maximum, ignored the old gangsters, and began to enter the two-person world with the system.

"What is pith washing candy, and what is it for?" This was the first time that Ouhe got items instead of fancy points.

At this time, the rainbow-colored candy was quietly lying in his hand, without packaging, it was a rhombus-shaped candy full of science fiction.

"Eat it, don't ink it." The system dragged on as always, and didn't even bother to introduce it, but added a sentence: "The effect is in the manual, see for yourself."

"Okay." A little excited, Ouhe didn't bother to confront it, and called out the system panel, where he saw the introduction of marrow washing candy.

One word, cow!

"..." Ouhe looked confused, there was really only one word for the property of the item, which was "cow"!
"Bull?" Ouhe asked the system with a question mark: "Are you sure this introduces science?"

"Science is just a cow, is it hard to understand?" A disdainful emotion came from the system.

"How good is it?" Ouhe asked in a daze.

He thought he had a big heart, but he still underestimated the world and this fancy system.

"Give it a try and see how it works." The system said, "Anyway, it's awesome."

"Then I'll give it a try." In the worst case, he would die. Ouhe is "not afraid" even of death. Why wouldn't he dare to try?
then……