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"I've been waiting for your words for a long time." Ouhe laughed.

"I knew you wouldn't let me down." Shen Shishi said: "My colleague even bet with me that you dare not go."

"Your colleague is dead."

"Very good, you come to Yuanyang Lake to deal with him."

"almost there."

Ouhe went to Yuanyang Lake to gather with Shen Shishi.

He put on makeup for an hour, and when he came out, he was accompanied by a strange woman.

This woman is about 27 or [-], and looks mediocre; but Ouhe knows that she is Shen Shishi.

They all put on makeup, Shen Shishi became an ordinary person, and Ouhe also changed from an ugly and handsome college student to a fierce scarred face.

Their mission today——is to join the Dark Shark Team.

This is what Shen Shishi worked hard for half a month before she got it.

They want to disintegrate this cruel organization, the Dark Shark Group, from within.
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There are many passionate youths in society, and naturally there are also many cold-blooded youths.

Because of the cruelty of the dark shark group, they need to add new blood.

But today, many people came to join the Dark Shark Group, including 'He Yu' and 'Shi Daxue' in disguise.

The names are very low; but they are indeed Ou He and Shen Shishi herself.

"Stop laughing, can you?" Shen Shishi was very annoyed, and gave Ouhe a glance.

Ever since he heard him call Daxue, the man couldn't stop laughing.

Damn, I'm really used to him.

"The one in front, can you go faster?"

A certain yellow hair posed in a pose, and glanced at the two of Ouhe with incomparable arrogance.

He is queuing and impatient.

This is an abandoned railway station in the Rock District.

Ouhe didn't know why he "joined the club" here.

Apparently, the dark shark team has seized these unexpected places and created a series of unpredictable events.

They are fierce.

After queuing, enter the train station.

Then the magic is...

There really is a train coming.

There is no one left for such a big deal.

A total of 17 people, including Ouhe, boarded the car, left the city, and then from a small ditch in a small town outside the city...

Entered the dark shark group base.

This turned out to be an underground tunnel leading directly to Canghai City!
Inside, the lights are feasting, and everything that should be there is available.

There are even people playing Boxer 97 next to them, and on the other side...

It is an indoor pond.

A few vicious killers were fishing for shrimp inside.

These people unify a costume.

Both are blue jackets with bloody fangs.

It means that they are children of the sea and members of the dark shark group.

"It's so handsome..."

The yellow-haired man next to Ouhe saw this scene, yearning in his heart, and worshiped the members of the dark shark group.

"Brother, don't worry, you are only one piece of clothing behind them!" Ou He comforted him by patting him on the shoulder.

Because this yellow hair is very thin, wearing very tight black jeans, very LOW, completely killing Matt.

"Why, why are you insulting me?" Huang Mao didn't know why, and didn't accept Ou He's compliment.

emotion…

He also knew that he was killing Matt?

He also knows that this is bad?

"I'm sorry." Just when Ouhe was about to raise his arms to fight this man, Shi Daxue came over and apologized to Huang Mao: "He didn't mean it, please forgive him."

To be honest, "Shi Daxue" has really good acting skills, he does as the Romans do, very vulgar, and even winks when he speaks, which makes Huang Mao's body tremble, wishing he could replace Ou He as her boyfriend.

"Sister, I don't know what you like about this scarred face! Is he as handsome as me?" Huang Mao glanced at Ouhe, and his eyes scratched Shi Daxue's plump chest.

Because "do as the Romans do"; Shi Daxue's clothes are naturally very revealing, and the deep ravines are as greasy as jade, which not only shocked Ouhe, but also Huangmao.

Although this woman doesn't look very good, she has a good figure.

If she changed her face, she would be absolutely [-]% beautiful!

"I'm capable, why? Don't you accept it?" Ouhe also followed the Romans, pulled Shi Daxue, and said very irritablely: "Believe it or not, I'll fuck you to death? Talk to other men again, and I'll make you foam at the mouth!"

Because I made it clear when I came here that I must do as the Romans do...

So dirty words are necessary.

Otherwise, it wouldn't match the scar on his face.

But after saying this, Ouhe was still pinched by Shi Daxue.

The woman was very tough, she pinched the soft flesh of Ou He's waist and said, "As long as you have a silver pewter gun head... you dare to say such big words, aren't you afraid that the wind will blow your little toothpick..."

"I am!"

Ouhe finally knew what the woman meant by "don't mind".

Emotional Shi Daxue is really pinching?

And her words are too insulting, right?It looks really angry.

Didn't you say you don't mind?

I am acting with all my might, why do you take it seriously?

Ouhe confessed.

not talking anymore.

It made Huang Mao even more rampant, and kept winking at Shi Daxue.

What he thought in his heart was, Ouhe's rubbish, it takes less than three seconds... and it's still a toothpick... Haha, I have a chance!
Anyway, he also has five seconds, and it's a small sausage.

He is very confident.
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The steps to join the dark shark group are very simple, and Shen Shishi has already done most of it outside.

Now that Ouhe came here, he just put on a show, as long as he doesn't pretend to beep, he won't reveal his secrets.

but…

The problem lies in simplicity.

These people...

it turns out…

All in one underground tunnel.

There are puddles of water stains next to it, very dark, and here... are all beds, obviously, this is the "dormitory" of Ouhe.

then…

The food I ate turned out to be raw meat! !

Ouhe didn't even know how he ate it.

Anyway, Shi Daxue was eating without saying a word, so he naturally couldn't lose face.

After eating the raw meat, they are going to sing together.

The song is said to have been written by a member of the Dark Shark group; this guy was a former folk singer, and the content of the lyrics was probably a story about a fish fighting the sea.

It is said that this person is called "the Hemingway of the organization" in the dark shark group.

very famous.

After singing, it's entertainment.

The entertainment program is also very simple: do a thousand push-ups.

Huang Mao died when he was working on No.20 five.

Ouhe really wanted to finish it, but after Shen Shishi did 189...she also fell down.

There is a buddy who drew Ouhe's attention, this guy is really doing... a thousand push-ups.

why?The answer is simple, after doing push-ups, rest.

rest…

How to rest?

Since Ouhe and Shi Daxue are boyfriend and girlfriend...

Then they are naturally a bed.

and so…

They just saw the big brother doing a thousand push-ups.

He also brought a couple together on a bed...

Do a thousand push-ups.

In the middle of the night, someone came to round the room. He was the chief examiner of Ouhe's team.

It is said that there are more than a dozen people like him in the four directions of east, west, north, south.

It can be seen how many people joined the dark shark group.

Then they came over and found that Ouhe and Shi Daxue were just lying next to each other... and the bed was very narrow, and half of their bodies were hanging outside the bed...

So he is very angry.

"Um, um, ah... ah... umm... ah..."

Before he came, there were such voices all around.

There are many couples.

They are all doing this.

And there are many single ones.

Yellow hair is one of them.

He is not far from Ouhe...

Listened all night.

I don't know how he can stand it.

Anyway, Ouhe couldn't stand it. In the middle of the night, he approached Shen Shishi and whispered to her: "You didn't tell me that joining the club is such a troublesome thing!"

"I, I don't know." Even though it was dark here, Ouhe still saw the woman's flushed face.

Although she dedicated herself to the country, things like this...

Still very exciting.

Sure enough, a cruel organization has the charm of a cruel organization.

These dozens of people are sleeping in the same sewer, and some people are having sex... Others are listening to the room... This will happen here.

"What to do, I can't sleep like this." Ouhe was going crazy.

Damn, there is no such fancy! !

"Calm down, bear with it and it will pass." What Shen Shishi said was naturally to hold back those "wonderful" voices.

But Ouhe felt that...the "forbearance" she said might have other meanings.

At this time, the examiner from the dark shark team came.

Ask them why they don't have sex.

The expressions of Ouhe and Shi Daxue at that time were as follows: 0_0
They lay on the bed, looking at this vicious instructor, not knowing what to say.