The strongest funny system

There are school girls under Nan'an Bridge, so there are many people setting up stalls here.

Moreover, there are many educational institutions nearby. Some people live nearby. When they pass by, they like to come to Nan'an Bridge to buy a cup of soy milk with a deep-fried dough stick or something. It's quite artistic.

At this time, Xiao Ke and Ou He were walking by the river, staring at the endless stream of people.

This is Ouhe's strategy, every time Xiaoke is provoked, he will run to crowded places - that's right!

She was shy and would never dare to hit herself, for fear of being judged.

Eating Malatang on the side of the road that time... was the most outrageous thing she ever did.

"Why don't you go to class?" Ouhe asked suddenly on the way.

He knew it, but Xiao didn't study anymore.

Otherwise, she would not live in the flower boat.

This place is far away from Dongyun University, if she is still in class, how can she run there?
That will definitely be late!Unless she gets up at five o'clock in the morning.

"I feel like I'm not suitable for me anymore." What Xiao Ke said was true, she felt that she was not suitable for that world.

She will leave sooner or later, sooner or later.

"Why did you become so pretentious all of a sudden?" Ouhe looked at her and couldn't stop laughing.

There are a lot of people, which makes Xiaoke feel very stressed; because she is too ugly.

And Ouhe solved this very gentlemanly.

Anyone who stares at Xiao Ke will be greeted "gently" by him.

Because he has a negotiating ring, when he said "fuck off", those who stared at Xiaoke fiercely accepted it...

They rolled off very politely.

"..." Xiao Ke saw his defense of her, her heart was pounding, but she didn't dare to accept this fact.

The bastard... is becoming more and more different.

"How can I buy this meat bun?" A hundred meters in front of Ouhe, an old man asked, pointing to the steaming steamer.

"Hehe, does the uncle eat meat buns?" The boss smiled and said very kindly: "One yuan and five, if the uncle wants it, you can count it as one piece."

"It's cheaper to buy a life for one dollar." The old man said, "I'll give you one dollar and five."

"Master, what are you talking about?" The boss frowned and said, "I haven't read any books, so maybe I don't understand much."

"Let's put it another way." Since the coins were useless, the old man scattered them on the ground, creating huge holes like bombs. Then, he grabbed a steamed bun and said to the boss, "Do you think the steamed stuffed bun can be used?" murder?"

"Master, you are joking." The boss was a little scared when he heard the loud noise, and said, "How could Baozi kill someone—"

Before he finished speaking, his voice stopped abruptly.

Because the bun the size of a fist hit him on the forehead.

His entire head exploded, and his teeth and mouth flew to nowhere, so how could he still be able to speak.

"what!!"

Seeing this scene, everyone ran away without a trace.

Only two coins were left in the huge pit on the ground, and the dead steamed stuffed bun stall owner.

"Go back first." 100 meters away, Ouhe reached out to stop Xiaoke, going against life.

Everyone ran away, but he was the only one heading towards the old man.

Because he knew that this person came to find him.

And... this person is also the first third-level grand master he has encountered so far! !
It seems that someone is going to attack him.

"Be careful yourself." Xiao Ke knew that it was useless for her to stay, so she gave a warning and left.

The friendship with Ouhe was always just plastic, but she didn't know why... she became distraught when she returned to the boat, and when Su Ling asked her, she wouldn't reply, she was in a trance, as if possessed by an evil spirit.

The girl Su Ling doesn't live in the flower boat all the time, she only comes here during worship, because she still has to study.

She felt that Xiaoke was often acting strange recently, so she didn't think too much about it, so she continued to work on school affairs.

She wants to discuss school work with her classmates via video, and has no time to pay attention to these love and hatred.

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Under Nan'an Bridge.

The old man looked at Ouhe and said with a smile: "Not satisfied with this place? I think it's very good here. There are flowers and water... very healthy."

"Why did you kill him?" Ou He frowned, very angry.His anger is accumulating.

His enemies...every one is a pervert.

Such a person, he killed without the slightest sense of guilt.

and…

They came to kill themselves, and they came with a murderous intent.

He will not be soft.

"Some things are always bad for ordinary people to see." The old man said: "I don't kill people, and I want to let them go one by one, but... why do these people care what an old man like me says? It's better to kill chickens and monkeys. Just scare them away."

"Who are you?" Ou He asked intently.

A third-level grand master, indeed a third-level grand master! !The degree of perversion is unmatched.

"Old man Shiyuan Wang, the 12th successor of the Qing Dynasty monk Zhenling Master."

"He's from Shaolin Temple?" Ouhe probably knew some things about the Jianghu recently. Although this old man is very old, he has good skin. It seems that he has practiced Yi Jin Jing and opened up the second vein of Ren Du.

"Wrong," but King Shiyuan retorted: "Although I am the descendant of Master Zhenling, I am not from Shaolin. Although I am proficient in Shaolin 72 unique skills, hundreds of routines and the use of equipment, but I different from them."

"Indeed," Ouhe nodded, and said, "Shaolin disciples are merciful, how could you kill innocent descendants like you."

"Hehe," Shi Yuan Wang said with a smile, "You can say whatever you want, but I hope you understand that this old man is stronger than everyone in Shaolin Temple!"

"Does Shaolin really have Yi Jin Jing?" Ou He suddenly asked.

"Yes." Shiyuan Wang was not in a hurry, and explained to Ouhe as if he was teaching his apprentice: "It's just that the Yi Jin Jing is not only for practicing, but besides it, there is also the Marrow Cleansing Sutra! Only when the two scriptures are combined, can one reach the level of the Patriarch. That level."

"You still have the patriarch," Ou He sneered, "Didn't you say that you are not from Shaolin?"

"Half." King Shiyuan smiled and said, "I also stayed in Songshan Mountain. I can be regarded as half a monk, but I am much more interesting than them, and they are not my opponents. I only spent half a year learning the Yi Jin Jing. It took time to open up Ren Du's second channel—do you know what Ren Du's second channel is?"

"There really is such a thing as Ren Du's second vein?"

"Of course there is." Shi Yuan Wang said: "Everyone knows that to practice Yi Jin Jing, you need to get through the two veins of Ren and Du, but how do you understand the word 'Yi Jin'?"

Ou He shook his head and let him continue to play.

"Let me tell you this," Shi Yuan Wang showed a hint of color, and said, "Easy is change, tendons are tendons, and tendons are changed! Like what Mr. Jin said in his martial arts novels, to practice superior martial arts, you must Get through Ren Du's second channel... This statement is correct."

Having said so much, King Shi Yuan just wants to prove that he is awesome.

He knew that this person was a third-level grand master.

He is cautious.

Knowing that such a young grand master will definitely have a little weird way.

So he used his own knowledge to tell his strength, which was converted into momentum and oppressed Ouhe.