The strongest funny system
Chapter 312 Fry Your Mom No. 1
After taking care of Ge Qiuyue and the two daughters, Ouhe returned to his room, and finally had time to deal with those tempting tricks.
"Let's draw a lottery, good luck." The system encourages Ouhe to draw a lottery every time he has money.
"I'll smack your sister!"
"Why don't you draw? Why keep it?" The system said: "Now you still have 4W fancy points, and I will give you 5000 high-level lucky draws!"
"Pumping soil again?" To be honest, Ouhe was already afraid of the fancy system.
"Heh," the system sneered, "Don't pretend to be good at being cheap. Let me ask you, is the Void Wasteland worth 1000 fancy points?"
Ouhe was speechless.
"It's good to know." The system said: "5000 a lottery draw, do you want to draw?"
"smoke!"
Ou He gritted his teeth and jumped into the pit again.
There is always a temptation to draw a lottery, and no one can stand the excitement.
Then, 10 minutes later.
Sitting at an altitude of 200 meters, Ouhe looked at the blue sky and white clouds outside the window, feeling like he wanted to jump from here.
Beside him at this time is a rusty and ugly scabbard, and a strange machine that can come out of candies when pressed.
"I just want to see what you say." Ouhe said with a sullen face.
If the system doesn't tell what happened, he must destroy it himself.
"These two items are used with your 'Cloud Light Arrow'." The system said.
"How to use it?" Ouhe said, stretching out his right hand, the golden feather tattoo on the palm of his hand flashed, and burst into a blaze of light.
Even the high-strength and pressure-resistant glass couldn't withstand the high temperature erosion, making a squeaking sound.
Ouhe hastily controlled the direction of the golden light, temporarily saving that glass's life.
"In the final analysis, your Yunguang Arrow is just a magic spell, and it can't cause any real effect."
"Being able to kill people isn't the essence, so what is?" Ou He finished speaking, put away his light, and chopped off an apple behind him.
Then, he turned the golden light into 0'temperature', turned it into a rope, and tied a grape.
He turned the golden light into a remote control again, and when he found that the TV could not be turned on, he canceled the action.
"This scabbard has amazing origins. Don't look at it as rusty and ugly. It's because it suppressed the 'Eastern Dragon'. It has not been used for a long time, and it was affected by the minerals in the ground and turned rusty."
"Eastern dragon?" Ouhe was excited and asked, "Is there a dragon?"
"It's not your world." The system poured cold water on him.
"What about the scabbard? Why did it appear beside me?"
"You got it in a lottery!" the system said: "Although your world is poor in resources, you can still summon things in different time and space through great supernatural powers."
"Is this the scabbard?" Ou He asked, "Then what is it used for?"
"I'll teach you a method. You gather cloud light arrows, transform them into substance, and pour 'golden water' into the scabbard."
"Jin Shui?" Ou He thought the name was ugly.
"It's called golden water here, but in other worlds, the liquid transformed by your cloud light arrow is called the tear of the sun!"
"So you pour the tears of the sun into the scabbard like a dog?" Ouhe sneered.
"Just do as I tell you."
"What about this silly machine?" Ouhe shook the cartoon machine next to him, and a round candy popped out.
"You do one first and then the other, okay? Now make the tears of the sun first."
"Well."
Ouhe depends on how round the system is.
He probably knows how to operate the Yunguang Arrow, he can summon them for a long time, and then compress them into a real liquid.
However, after working for several hours, he didn't make a little bit, about the size of a bottle cap, until Sister Wu Shuang and the others came to call him.
This scabbard is very big, how long will it be poured like this?
After eating, he went for a stroll with Sister Wushuang, and Ouhe went back to his room.
He quarreled with the system.
Then the system got annoyed and said: "Then you get 'Sumi Candy' first."
"Sumi candy?"
"Yes, it's the machine next to you." The system said: "Theoretically, you can stuff an entire mountain into it."
"So it's called Sumeru?" Ouhe knew that Sumeru was a holy mountain in ancient Indian mythology.
So this candy is called Sumeru?Does that mean he misunderstood it?
"Pour the tears of the sun into it, and then follow the link of this formation to try the power of this thing."
"You frankly want me to die, right?" Ouhe held all the energy of the Yunguang Arrow for several hours before it was the size of a bottle cap. One can imagine the power contained in it.
Throwing it into the scabbard is already terrible, but now you still put it in that little candy?
It's like stuffing flammable and explosive items into it, and then—and then assisting with a formation?
That formation is a strange symbol, everyone can draw it, but other people don't understand the most critical 'link', so they can't use it.
But Ouhe is okay.
After he finished painting, he felt connected with Sumeru Candy.
It seems that with a thought, this powerful 'sugar' will explode.
The Yunguang Arrow itself is very hot, it is a fetish from the sun.
Therefore, if it is heated again and then compressed to the extreme, just a touch of this temperature can turn a person into ashes, which is more powerful than an atomic bomb!
It can be said that the sun has come.
If Ouhe wants to, as long as he continues to compress, he can burn the tears of the sun to the same temperature as the sun itself!
This is something he is afraid of.
So the tears of the sun that he stuffed into the Sumeru candy were not so hot.
He kept it.
But even so, it can directly hurt the life of a third-level grand master!
Basically, Earthlings cannot resist this candy.
In the middle of the night, Ouhe rose from the ground with a superman cape and flew up on the top of the white clouds.
Then he threw a Sumeru candy into the huge mountain stream.
He returned home, and then activated the magic circle in his heart.
Bang! !
It's like daytime!
The entire Baiyun Hotel was shocked by this scene.
They thought it was the end of the world!
The entire black sky burned up, and the valley was wailing. The next day, professionals went to check and found that there was nothing there, not even animal residue.
You know, this mountain is full of birds and beasts, and they are all murderous beasts!
Which good man dropped an 'atom bomb' on these pests?
"Lying trough..."
That night, seeing the power of Sumeru candy, Ouhe canceled the project.
He kept three candies that were as powerful as this explosion.
The other tears of the sun are all mixed with ordinary temperature 'hotness' and compressed into the Sumeru candy.
So he has 50 Sumi candies that killed the third-level grand master.
Blow up 500 Sumeru candies that killed the second-level grand master.
Blow up 1000 Sumeru candies of the first-level Grand Master.
And the one who killed the third-level grandmaster...
Then there is no need.
As long as Ouhe's cloud and light domain is deployed, he can destroy all enemies within a ten-meter radius.
The third-level grandmaster couldn't survive in front of him.
As long as Ouhe thinks, he can kill a third-level grandmaster with a single thought.
Now his cloud and light field has broken through 30 meters, and the range is even bigger.
will die.
His shortcoming is long-distance combat.
There are also range attacks.
He used to shoot people with cloud light arrows, one by one, very slowly.
But now that there are more Sumi candies, he only needs to throw the Sumi candy that killed the second-level grand master to the crowd, it is completely the effect of a giant shell.
He now has range attacks.
He gave names to three powerful candies.
Bomb your mother No. [-], bomb your dad No. [-], bomb your family No. [-]...
By analogy, the more words, the more powerful.
"Let's draw a lottery, good luck." The system encourages Ouhe to draw a lottery every time he has money.
"I'll smack your sister!"
"Why don't you draw? Why keep it?" The system said: "Now you still have 4W fancy points, and I will give you 5000 high-level lucky draws!"
"Pumping soil again?" To be honest, Ouhe was already afraid of the fancy system.
"Heh," the system sneered, "Don't pretend to be good at being cheap. Let me ask you, is the Void Wasteland worth 1000 fancy points?"
Ouhe was speechless.
"It's good to know." The system said: "5000 a lottery draw, do you want to draw?"
"smoke!"
Ou He gritted his teeth and jumped into the pit again.
There is always a temptation to draw a lottery, and no one can stand the excitement.
Then, 10 minutes later.
Sitting at an altitude of 200 meters, Ouhe looked at the blue sky and white clouds outside the window, feeling like he wanted to jump from here.
Beside him at this time is a rusty and ugly scabbard, and a strange machine that can come out of candies when pressed.
"I just want to see what you say." Ouhe said with a sullen face.
If the system doesn't tell what happened, he must destroy it himself.
"These two items are used with your 'Cloud Light Arrow'." The system said.
"How to use it?" Ouhe said, stretching out his right hand, the golden feather tattoo on the palm of his hand flashed, and burst into a blaze of light.
Even the high-strength and pressure-resistant glass couldn't withstand the high temperature erosion, making a squeaking sound.
Ouhe hastily controlled the direction of the golden light, temporarily saving that glass's life.
"In the final analysis, your Yunguang Arrow is just a magic spell, and it can't cause any real effect."
"Being able to kill people isn't the essence, so what is?" Ou He finished speaking, put away his light, and chopped off an apple behind him.
Then, he turned the golden light into 0'temperature', turned it into a rope, and tied a grape.
He turned the golden light into a remote control again, and when he found that the TV could not be turned on, he canceled the action.
"This scabbard has amazing origins. Don't look at it as rusty and ugly. It's because it suppressed the 'Eastern Dragon'. It has not been used for a long time, and it was affected by the minerals in the ground and turned rusty."
"Eastern dragon?" Ouhe was excited and asked, "Is there a dragon?"
"It's not your world." The system poured cold water on him.
"What about the scabbard? Why did it appear beside me?"
"You got it in a lottery!" the system said: "Although your world is poor in resources, you can still summon things in different time and space through great supernatural powers."
"Is this the scabbard?" Ou He asked, "Then what is it used for?"
"I'll teach you a method. You gather cloud light arrows, transform them into substance, and pour 'golden water' into the scabbard."
"Jin Shui?" Ou He thought the name was ugly.
"It's called golden water here, but in other worlds, the liquid transformed by your cloud light arrow is called the tear of the sun!"
"So you pour the tears of the sun into the scabbard like a dog?" Ouhe sneered.
"Just do as I tell you."
"What about this silly machine?" Ouhe shook the cartoon machine next to him, and a round candy popped out.
"You do one first and then the other, okay? Now make the tears of the sun first."
"Well."
Ouhe depends on how round the system is.
He probably knows how to operate the Yunguang Arrow, he can summon them for a long time, and then compress them into a real liquid.
However, after working for several hours, he didn't make a little bit, about the size of a bottle cap, until Sister Wu Shuang and the others came to call him.
This scabbard is very big, how long will it be poured like this?
After eating, he went for a stroll with Sister Wushuang, and Ouhe went back to his room.
He quarreled with the system.
Then the system got annoyed and said: "Then you get 'Sumi Candy' first."
"Sumi candy?"
"Yes, it's the machine next to you." The system said: "Theoretically, you can stuff an entire mountain into it."
"So it's called Sumeru?" Ouhe knew that Sumeru was a holy mountain in ancient Indian mythology.
So this candy is called Sumeru?Does that mean he misunderstood it?
"Pour the tears of the sun into it, and then follow the link of this formation to try the power of this thing."
"You frankly want me to die, right?" Ouhe held all the energy of the Yunguang Arrow for several hours before it was the size of a bottle cap. One can imagine the power contained in it.
Throwing it into the scabbard is already terrible, but now you still put it in that little candy?
It's like stuffing flammable and explosive items into it, and then—and then assisting with a formation?
That formation is a strange symbol, everyone can draw it, but other people don't understand the most critical 'link', so they can't use it.
But Ouhe is okay.
After he finished painting, he felt connected with Sumeru Candy.
It seems that with a thought, this powerful 'sugar' will explode.
The Yunguang Arrow itself is very hot, it is a fetish from the sun.
Therefore, if it is heated again and then compressed to the extreme, just a touch of this temperature can turn a person into ashes, which is more powerful than an atomic bomb!
It can be said that the sun has come.
If Ouhe wants to, as long as he continues to compress, he can burn the tears of the sun to the same temperature as the sun itself!
This is something he is afraid of.
So the tears of the sun that he stuffed into the Sumeru candy were not so hot.
He kept it.
But even so, it can directly hurt the life of a third-level grand master!
Basically, Earthlings cannot resist this candy.
In the middle of the night, Ouhe rose from the ground with a superman cape and flew up on the top of the white clouds.
Then he threw a Sumeru candy into the huge mountain stream.
He returned home, and then activated the magic circle in his heart.
Bang! !
It's like daytime!
The entire Baiyun Hotel was shocked by this scene.
They thought it was the end of the world!
The entire black sky burned up, and the valley was wailing. The next day, professionals went to check and found that there was nothing there, not even animal residue.
You know, this mountain is full of birds and beasts, and they are all murderous beasts!
Which good man dropped an 'atom bomb' on these pests?
"Lying trough..."
That night, seeing the power of Sumeru candy, Ouhe canceled the project.
He kept three candies that were as powerful as this explosion.
The other tears of the sun are all mixed with ordinary temperature 'hotness' and compressed into the Sumeru candy.
So he has 50 Sumi candies that killed the third-level grand master.
Blow up 500 Sumeru candies that killed the second-level grand master.
Blow up 1000 Sumeru candies of the first-level Grand Master.
And the one who killed the third-level grandmaster...
Then there is no need.
As long as Ouhe's cloud and light domain is deployed, he can destroy all enemies within a ten-meter radius.
The third-level grandmaster couldn't survive in front of him.
As long as Ouhe thinks, he can kill a third-level grandmaster with a single thought.
Now his cloud and light field has broken through 30 meters, and the range is even bigger.
will die.
His shortcoming is long-distance combat.
There are also range attacks.
He used to shoot people with cloud light arrows, one by one, very slowly.
But now that there are more Sumi candies, he only needs to throw the Sumi candy that killed the second-level grand master to the crowd, it is completely the effect of a giant shell.
He now has range attacks.
He gave names to three powerful candies.
Bomb your mother No. [-], bomb your dad No. [-], bomb your family No. [-]...
By analogy, the more words, the more powerful.
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