The strongest funny system

Although Zhang Jinhua has only known Wushuang for a year, women's feelings are often stronger than men's. They not only sleep together, but even talk a lot about themselves. Zhang Jinhua also knows a lot about Ouhe's past from Wushuang.

They drank and laughed that night, because it was too late, so they stayed overnight at Zhang Jinhua's house.

In the middle of the night Ouhe got up in a daze, thinking he was at home, and then urinated all over Zhang Jinhua who was sitting on the toilet.

The story originally ended here, but Ouhe didn't know what happened that night, maybe he drank too much and thought he was dreaming, so he took his "dude" and squeezed out a little more, aiming at the frosty Zhang Jinhua launched, "I don't like your dead fish face the most. You pretend to be deep all day long. I'll shoot you to death, shoot you to death!!"

"I, where is my gun!!" It took Zhang Jinhua a few seconds to react, and then he jumped into a rage and threw himself at Ouhe.

The story really ends here.

Because Ouhe fought with people all day long, she was defeated by Zhang Jinhua more than once. She hated these little bastards very much, and told Wushuang more than once that if Ouhe fell into her hands that day, he must be brought to justice.

Every time Wushuang heard this, she begged the other party to forgive her and not to arrest her brother. Her brother is actually a good person.

The incident of "shooting you to death" didn't happen...maybe Zhang Jinhua would enforce the law impartially, but now...she almost ranks Ouhe as a first-class wanted criminal in the city, wishing to devour him alive.

You know, after that incident, she had to take a bath 3 times a day, three times in the morning, three times in the evening and three times in the evening!Her colleagues thought she was wrong and dared not speak up.

"Are you done?" For some reason, as long as she appeared here, she would think of the humiliating past and feel very irritable, which didn't match her cold temperament.

However, it is really annoying.

The phrase shoot you to death, even after two years, still rings in my ears.

"You're done, drink some water..." Wushuang sat close to her, "I said, what are you doing so busy all day, a big beauty, and you haven't come to see me for a long time."

"Looking at you?" Zhang Jinhua was frustrated, she fell down and wanted to see Sister Wushuang, but when she came here, she remembered that incident, why did she come here?
"Are you here today for something?" Wushuang asked concerned when she saw that she was silent.

"It's Ouhe." Zhang Jinhua spit out these three words with an "expressionless face".

"What's wrong with him?" Wushuang's face tightened, and he firmly grasped Zhang Jinhua's hand.

"You are still looking towards him. What is there in him worth paying for? You worked so hard to save money for him to go to college, but he fights with people every day. Why do you bother?"

"Let me ask you," Wushuang didn't listen to anyone, just wanted to know what happened to Ouhe, "has he caused trouble again? You are a good policeman, you have to help him."

To be reasonable, Wu Shuang is a person who knows the law and the law. Although she did not go to college, her academic performance before high school was among the top three in the school.

But regarding Ouhe's matter, she is biased, and there is nothing else to say about this alone.

As a sister, she is very clear about her brother's personality. If Zhang Jinhua insists on going against Ouhe, she is also going to go against Ouhe.

"I got a report last night that he—"

"You can't catch him." Hearing this, Wushuang was really anxious, staring at Zhang Jinhua, his eyes full of pleading.

"Listen to me first," Zhang Jinhua sighed, and said shamelessly, "I thought he could only fight with people, but who knew he was that kind of person."

"Who is it? Jinhua, can you finish it all at once? I'm afraid." No matter what, Wushuang would not let her catch Ouhe, she would rather go to jail for Ouhe.

"If you listen to what I said and still plan to protect him, then I have nothing to say." Zhang Jinhua glanced at Wushuang, really not sure what step this younger brother will take.

"No matter what you say, I will not allow you to hurt Xiaohe. He has been good since he was a child, and he has a good heart." Wushuang said firmly: "You tell me, I can bear it."

"Okay, then I'll tell you," Zhang Jinhua said, "Last night I received a report that Ouhe was blocking the way on Fenghua Street. When he saw a girl, he would ask the other girl what color the inner library was. He ruined a lot of young girls. Even Grandmas in their decades are not spared, they are all on the news."

"Even if you know this, do you still protect him?" Zhang Jinhua looked at Wushuang.

"No," Wu Shuang's pretty face blushed, and she covered her face and said, "You go and arrest him, you must enforce the law impartially, and you can't relax."

"Yes." Zhang Jinhua replied with a smile.

My younger brother is still my younger brother, as long as he does not have an accident, I hope I can teach him a lesson this time.

Wushuang looked at Zhang Jinhua's leaving direction, full of worry in his heart.

I didn't know that Xiaohe still had this hobby before, but I just didn't know if he would become a colorful person after this incident...

"Xiaohe, don't blame my sister for not protecting you. My sister is doing it for your own good. You are young now, so it's normal to be curious about a girl's body, but don't go astray." Wushuang was thinking, whether to popularize Ouhe Physiology class, they have been sleeping separately since ten years ago, maybe my younger brother is still curious about girls, and he always liked to play tricks on her when he was a child.

"Is Xiaohe born abnormal?"

Inexplicably, Wushuang remembered the story between him and Zhang Jinhua.

As an older sister, she also knew the sentence to shoot you to death.

In the early morning, the sun shines down, making Wushuang's cheeks glowing red; it is a shameful gardenia, waiting to bloom, it is too beautiful to behold.

"Did you hear that?" There was a lot of discussion in the classroom, "Last night, Ouhe, a road bully girl, was on Weibo's trending search."

"What's the situation?" The topic is Ouhe again, and the students are very sensitive to this name, as long as it is "he", they are all interested in it endlessly.

Either he doesn't flirt with girls, or he becomes a school belle when he flirts with girls. After being rejected, he is like a tiger out of the gate. First, he kisses the head teacher forcibly, and then he tries to get the idea of ​​the beautiful principal. Now after school, he is still harassing girls in the city?This little day is really nourishing.

"Hahaha," the classmate who knew the knowledge first laughed three times in respect, and then said: "Isn't his home in Qingyun District, on Fenghua Road, where the most beautiful women are in Qingyun District, he is the gatekeeper, blocking all the girls. Back off, when you see a beautiful woman, ask the other party what color the inner pocket is, even a three-year-old child will not let it go!"

"My God, the world is going downhill, we don't understand Ouhe now..."

"Hey, Xu Cong, aren't you good brothers? What happened to him recently?"

"Huh?" Xu Cong looked at the questioning classmate vigilantly, then shook his head quickly, "I don't know him, your misunderstanding is too big, this is the most severe accusation, I can sue you! Please be careful Word!"

"..." The students were speechless.

Then, they set their sights on Along and Abing.

They also maintained the same attitude as Xu Cong, and quickly waved their hands and shook their heads, "I'm just an ordinary nodding acquaintance with him, not even a classmate."

The students were ashamed.