The strongest funny system

"Ding dong! Congratulations on getting...Dream."

"What?" Ouhe frowned, and was pulled back to the edge of being funny.

"Fantasy." The system said.

"What do you mean?"

"You got the dream."

"Fantasy lottery... the draw is 'Fantasy'?" Ouhe felt that he was cheated again.

"That's right, didn't I tell you that there is a 'dream' draw, so what you get is a 'dream', nothing wrong with it."

"Fucking shit." Apart from this, Ouhe didn't know what to say.

……

……

After a dreamy few days, the sea finally boiled.

Nanyang Bay, this morning, the sun is shining, the wind is beautiful - the war is about to break out!
Mountains, shores, roadsides, car roofs, hotel balconies...

In these various directions, there are men and women in strange costumes standing; some of them represent the world, and some represent the military.

Without exception, they all came to watch Ouhe VS Ye Jianya.

This battle is currently the most popular PK in China.

A college student who is in the limelight; a water sword god who has been famous for a long time...

With such a combination, eight poles can't beat one piece.

However, it was precisely because of the disparity in their identities that the whole world had expectations; the entire Nanyang Bay was completely ignited by the enthusiastic and militant Chinese warriors.

There is talk of this battle everywhere.

"It's nothing to look at. I'm just here to meet old friends. It's an offline party." Someone from the military laughed.

"Yes," his old friend echoed him, "We haven't seen each other for more than ten years since the army came out. This time we meet...I didn't expect it to be on such an occasion."

The two old men each held a 'Japanese' handmade teapot, drinking and laughing.

In their eyes, the outcome of this decisive battle has been decided, and the Water Sword God will not let the army down.

In his life, from becoming famous at a young age to becoming an ace in the army... he has never lost a battle.

Today...will fail here? - Absolutely impossible!
They have no doubts about the strength of the Water Sword God.

He is God!

"boom!"

Suddenly a bright light came, and the teapots of the two old people broke.

They were startled, and looked at a man a hundred meters away.

The man rolled up his trousers and was wandering on the shore.

Perhaps sensing their gaze, the corner of the man's mouth was slightly bent, and he looked up at them with a mocking smile.

"Romantic Swordsman!"

Seeing his handsome face, everyone around was shocked!
That's right, besides Xiao Li Feidao, who else can hit a pebble on two teapots from a distance of [-] meters?

This is the stunt of killing two birds with one stone!
"Li Xundao, what do you want?" Even if the old man was afraid of him, but if he was bullied on this occasion, he still had to shout a few words to calm his anger, otherwise others would look down on him.

"I don't like watching Japanese things." Li Xundao came to them and shrugged.

The man is very handsome, about 30 years old, not much better than "Jiao Enjun" who played Li Xunhuan in the TV series.

"Hmph, if I hadn't participated in the grand meeting of the Water Sword God today, I would not have let you go!" The old man knew he was wrong. After all, Li Xundao was at the pinnacle of morality. ...Not only people in the Jianghu will not let him go, the military will also drive them out.

not to mention…

How could their two second-level masters beat Li Xun Dao?

The opponent is the modern version of Xiao Li Feidao!
He once killed the opponent's entire company with a pile of rocks.

It's a monster.
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Stones against muskets, what is it but a monster?
"Li Xundao, who do you support?" Seeing that the two old guys did not intend to appeal, someone next to him asked Li Xundao.

This is a beautiful woman, wearing a tight military uniform, with high breasts and a slender waist, she is completely a monstrous existence.

Her name is 'Official Lady', a well-known militant in the military.

only…

Everyone knows anecdotes about her.

Because she is a weirdo in the army, she doesn't love soldiers, but prefers Li Xundao!

A traitor to the military.

However, it is about love.

She is absolutely loyal to Huaxia's army and has paid a lot for the country.

but she...

I just like Li Xun Dao.

Basically, wherever there is Li Xun Dao, there will be this official lady.

There is probably no fighting now, so she told her boss that she was going to monitor Li Xundao...

No one dared to raise an objection.

She also followed Li Xundao all the time, even if the other party did not lie to her, she didn't care.

Because love is blind, even the existence of an office lady is no exception.

"I don't support anyone." Li Xundao squeezed a clam shell in his hand, rubbed it a few times, then turned and left.

It's so tricky, no one supports it...

Does that mean that he thinks he is the best?
"Wait for me."

Hearing Li Xundao's reply, the official lady showed an intoxicated look and chased after him.

The two are at the beach...running freely...
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The same thing happened everywhere in Nanyang Bay.

Some people meet friends, some quarrel; some just arrived, some waited for a long time...

They are all paying attention to the final battle.

Among the crowd, a cute girl jumped in.

Some people wanted to bully her, but without exception, they were all slapped away by her.

In the end, people knew that she was a terrifying third-level grand master! !
So they dare not go on again.

And the strength of girls naturally provokes real masters.

A third-level grand master found her, and the two fought near the high mountain. In the end, the girl lost to the veteran of the rivers and lakes, and was chopped off the cliff by him.

In the nick of time, just when everyone thought the girl was going to die in the sea, an old man with white beard appeared out of thin air and caught her.

Then, he waved the floating dust in his hand and knocked the strong man called 'Guangzhou First Knife' into the air.

'First Knife' spat three mouthfuls of thick blood, then knelt down in front of the old man, trembling.

"That person is..."

There were countless exclamations from all around.

"It's the lonely immortal of the 'Twilight Taoist Temple'!!"

"I'm sorry, Gu Changsheng? Isn't this the big devil of 'Life and Death'? Why did such a character from the previous generation appear?!"

"Look, how happy that girl is next to him, obviously she is the girl Gu Changsheng saved 16 years ago!"

"Gu Changsheng... What a contradictory name: 'coexist with the world, although life is still death', it reveals endless loneliness."

Someone looked at the old man and sighed.

But more people don't know who Gu Changsheng is.

Because they are too young, or the level is not enough, can not touch the things of that generation.

Even the two old men...

It was also from the elders that I learned about Gu Changsheng.

This person seems to be...

Live too long.

"Master, why are you here!" Ya Xiaohua chattered beside Gu Changsheng.

"If I don't come, you will be killed." When Gu Changsheng said this, he kicked the "first knife" off the cliff.

And before this person fell into the sea, his body exploded in mid-air.

"Master, why did this person kill me?" Ya Xiaohua said innocently.

"Because you are my apprentice." Gu Changsheng looked at the girl with love and pity.