The strongest funny system

He didn't go to pick her up, and he didn't look at the woman lying in the dust. He glanced back at her with a high mountain posture, and then left gracefully.

"I let you for two years, don't think I'm really easy to bully."

He left, but these words lingered in Zhang Jinhua's ears.

The captain, who was also well-known and powerful in the city, was stunned, and began to wonder if all this was a dream?
"Social issues have nothing to do with you, the criminal investigation captain. The public security police didn't find me, but you are very enthusiastic. You put your personal grievances on work. In the past, I could let you bully me a few times, after all, it dirty your life." Body, but now that I have grown up, I have to do a big business, and I don’t have time to play around with you, Zhang Jinhua, let me tell you, stay away from me in the future, otherwise it will not be so simple next time.”

Ouhe left.

In terms of pretentiousness, he definitely ranks in the upper and middle reaches on earth.

However, because he has indeed changed from a punk who was passively beaten to a Valkyrie who stopped the pride of the police with one move, this is an ironclad fact, and Zhang Jinhua can't help but believe it!

At this time, her heart was in a mess. If she used the words in martial arts novels, she would be possessed by a demon, and Ouhe was her demon.

There is only one sentence in her mind: He used to let her...

He used to let himself...

let yourself...

He was beaten into a fool by himself, and he still refused to fight back, putting the dignity of a man under "comity", such a high-spirited quality... Zhang Jinhua wondered if he was really too self-righteous.

It's been two years since that happened, and he didn't shoot himself to death, so he apologized to her in the end, what else did he want?

Demons are gradually growing, not only will Zhang Jinhua not let Ouhe go, but he will pay more attention to him.

It's just that she didn't dare to make trouble anymore, and defeated her with one move...

She seemed to have made a vow when she was a child that if she wanted to marry, she would also marry a hero.

In her heart, only a man who defeats her can completely conquer her.

plop plop...

Looking at the back of Ouhe walking away quickly, Zhang Jinhua's heart beat fast.

"You pretend to be like this, I have to give you 100 fancy points." The system said respectfully.

At this time, the balance of Ouhe's account is 4300.

He was thinking about what to do with the money.

In the end, he chose to change the rice cooker.

One advantage of being taken away by the police is that he had a reason to skip class openly today. At this time, he returned to the boat and exchanged 500 fancy points for a rice cooker.

After opening it, he froze.

There were 3 grenades inside! !
"What's the situation?" Ouhe broke out in a cold sweat, and sent a question mark to the system. He wanted to escape, but he was afraid that it would affect his whole body and cause an irreversible situation.

No matter how much he pretended to beep, he didn't think he could ignore the bomb.

"This is money." The system gave the answer simply and neatly, "You really think my product is as simple as a rice cooker, you change a rice cooker, and there are random things in it, these 3 grenades you take to class tomorrow, see Who dares to talk about you behind your back!"

"Are you sick? Take three bombs to school. What if they explode?"

"Then what do you want?"

"I asked you how to dispose of these three items. I don't want them. Can I return them, just like returning the iPhone X?"

"No, the product is intact and cannot be returned," the system said.

Hearing this sentence, Ouhe wanted to "smash" the grenade, but he thought that he would be the only one who died like this, so he stopped this terrible idea.

"There is no other solution?" Ouhe's head is getting bigger, you said that three hamburgers are still useful, why does he want three grenades?He is full of troubles now, so he really doesn't want to bring these two things with him.

"Fix it yourself, don't ask me any questions, I'm not your mother." The system was annoyed and spoke very awkwardly.

Ou He was also annoyed, "Fuck you."

He cursed, then took out the bomb, cleaned the rice cooker and started making soup.

he was fishing...

On his own boat, fish is what Ouhe lacks most. He plans to drink fish soup at noon today. If the old man can come over, he doesn't mind having dinner with him.

However, the old man really disappeared... Ouhe always felt that he was involved in some kind of conspiracy, and was very worried about him.

Fortunately, the rice cooker can be used, and the refined cooking is also very fast. According to Ouhe's idea, his strategy of selling rice cookers is indeed feasible.

After finishing lunch, Ouhe couldn't stay idle even if he had "money", so he changed another rice cooker.

Guess what's inside?
Mentholatum men's lip balm, in the summer, he got ten lip balms, and it is a limited edition of Star Wars.

What is the use of him coming?

Damn it, Ouhe was so angry that he took apart one and smeared it on his face.

It is undeniable that it is very useful to return his horse, it is cold and cold.

Then, Ouhe changed another rice cooker, because the blade blood did not attack. After knowing that this hidden danger could be solved, Ouhe didn't have to exchange marrow washing candy. Zhang Jinhua, he's already bloated.

Now, he probably knows that this rice cooker is a lottery system, but it is fancy enough to put the prizes in the rice cooker.

"God!!"

Suddenly, Ouhe yelled, what did he get? ?

Chanel Timeless Style Limited Edition DSEK Sling Bag! ! !
Ouhe is not a girl, he doesn't understand bags, but he has seen this life-threatening thing, one seems to cost tens of thousands of dollars! !

Finally, Ouhe found out how to use those three grenades.

He can sell it to those in need, and he can become the largest "toy" seller in Canghai City.

The 4000 fancy points were used up, and there were 7 rice cookers behind Ouhe, including the ones he used to cook, exactly 8.

He got three grenades, one, and one Chanel designer bag!Two bags of three squirrel nuts, a classical guitar signed by Wang Feng, and a bag of cement and other strange things.

In the evening, Ouhe went to catch a few more fish, ate another fatty fish dinner, put on his backpack, stuffed three grenades and a brand-name bag into it, and rushed towards the city.

Obviously, this bag cannot be given to Sister Wushuang, and the dead iPhoneX is a lesson from the past.

Dongyun University.

"I really don't know why someone as ugly as her is still alive. If it was me, I would die." In the campus, a group of girls pointed at the lonely figure in front of them, chattering in unison.

"That is, if you grow up like this, you still have the courage to go out, and you are not afraid of dirtying the eyes of your classmates."

"Don't tell me, once when I saw her at dinner, I almost threw up. This Xiao is really shameless, and she doesn't care about people's feelings at all. I really want to see how ugly she is! Such a shameless person exists. Yun University, really... I can't take it anymore, and I have to ask the school to expel her."

"Don't be embarrassing. She is a person who has to solve her physical needs by herself every day. With such a terrible face, do you think any boy will 'cultivate' her?"

There will never be a shortage of scary classmates in school, and verbal violence is often more terrifying than physical attacks.

Girls, on the other hand, are often stronger than boys when it comes to insulting people.

Xiao Ke pretended not to hear it, but she couldn't really do it.

That piercing voice fell into her mind every sentence, making her uncomfortable like a knife stabbing.