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It was very foggy and the visibility was 0.

The passengers of Zhou Di suddenly saw a huge 'island' appearing in front of them.

There are two towering giant gates, which are made of living gold.

Passing through these two giant pillars, their boat sailed into the island.

Once you get off the boat, it's a feast for the world!
It's like a scene of demons dancing wildly. There are black people who lead the snake away, Taoist priests with long beards, and even naked women... There are also some.

Anything can happen on this island.

"Follow me closely," Xiang Guanyu looked at the girl with wide-eyed eyes in front of the pier and frowned, "At the global feast ten years ago, tens of thousands of people came to Zhou Di, but the return But only half, this is a place where people cannibalize people, if you are not careful, there will be no bones left! In this "country", the "identity" in the mainland is useless, there are many people who are not in modern society 'People who exist', they have been studying martial arts all their lives, and they don't know what cars and mobile phones are, look... there are still people flying pigeons to pass books!"

Sakura followed Xiang Guanyu's fingers, and saw someone stretching out his hand from the second floor in an ancient inn.

A white dove was caught by him, and at the foot of the white dove he took out a...

A U disk!
Xiang Guanyu's face suddenly turned green, and he looked at the sarcasm of Sakura and explained: "This person must be a person of modern technology, he came here to experience the flying pigeon to pass the book."

"Humph."

Sakura snorted and accepted the statement.

Because various birds flew into the inn one after another, the notes were taken down one after another.

These people should be 'ancient warriors'.

They dressed retro, carried knives and swords, and completely brought Sakura into a world of rivers and lakes.

It's just that, in this world, there are people holding a phone, scrolling Douyin and shooting videos...

In the next second, the mobile phones of these people were robbed, and they also died in the hands of the 'ancient warrior'.

Seeing someone being killed, Sakura's face turned pale.

"Don't worry, although identities don't exist on this island, they do exist outside!" Xiang Guanyu said, "I've already prepared a dozen experts, and it's absolutely no problem to have them protect us!"

"Hmph." To this, Sakura still hummed back.

this woman...

I really like 'hum' people.

"Let's go ahead and have a look." Xiang Guanyu pointed to the lake under the water pavilion, and said with a smile, "I took notes when I came here. There is a hierarchical distribution in Golden Island. The more powerful the person, the better the place to live. It's beautiful, look at this small residence in the lake ahead, everyone is rushing there to see who has moved into this area—do you think it will be a warrior from the Hua Kingdom, or something else?"

"Hua Xia is number one." When Sakura said this, her mind was thinking of this man.

Because with him here, he is definitely number one in the world.

It's just that he doesn't seem to come, does he?

"Bah, you sick men are still number one in the world." A man with a three-meter samurai sword on his shoulder glanced at Sakura and walked past her.

This move angered the Chinese people who came on the Emperor Zhou.

They overwhelmed the warrior in an instant, and a bloody fight broke out.

It's just that this warrior has pride, he is very strong, and he is a third-level grand master.

Most of the people left behind on the Zhou Di were first and second graders, so naturally they couldn't beat him.

Their masters went to occupy the 'stronghold' as soon as they got off the ship, how could they stay in this boring and crowded pier.

"I said you are the sick man of the East Duck and still don't recognize it." The 'Katana' killed more than a dozen people, bloodyly opened the way, and walked towards the hut in the lake.

Floating on the water!
And it was the sleeves of the clothes that didn't get wet and floated over.

He smashed the roof of the pavilion with a big knife, and the rubble flew, and he began to 'occupy the stronghold'.

Not surprisingly, he succeeded.

Also won the 'respect' of all.

However, not long after he sat in the center of the lake, another challenger appeared.

This person is also a third-level grand master, and he fought with the samurai sword for a long time before he won with difficulty.

It's just that he is an honest man, and fighting is only at the end of the day, so he was plotted against by the samurai who fell into the lake.

The latter took out a broken star dart and shot it at him.

This white third-level grand master...

died.

And the samurai sword once again sat in the middle of the lake.

This is a lawless place, whoever tells him the rules is a dead end.

"It's despicable." Xiao Sakura looked at this oriental samurai and was so angry that the corners of her mouth were going to the sky.

"This is the Golden Island." Everyone from Zhoudi looked at her and said: "Only those who can stand out here are worthy of the title of number one in the world. Here, mere combat power is useless." , but also pay attention to many factors.”

"Is the factor you're talking about despicable?" Sakura snorted, but she had to admit it.

If she is a martial artist, she should also be despicable.

Because she doesn't have that much strength, she naturally has to use intrigue.
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Next, the oriental samurai defeated several challengers. For the first time, he used darts for a sneak attack, and later he even took out poisonous powder and a pistol.

He still won.

And Golden Island has 'rules', the challenged person can rest after defeating a certain number of people.

So the Dongyang warrior stood proudly in the middle of the lake, looking down at the audience around him.

"A bunch of rubbish."

"boom!"

As he finished speaking, someone shot him.

Then this person was dragged away by several people painted with 'gold' all over his body. He resisted arrest, and then the gold men beheaded him in the street.

"What's going on here?" Sakura looked confused.

"Those are the law enforcement team of Golden Island. Just now Golden Island officially announced the 'legal rights' of the Orientals - that person dared to shoot, which was equivalent to flouting the laws of Golden Island, so he would be taken away, and he knew that the Golden Island The island captured ten dead and nine alive, so it is natural to arrest them."

"But…"

Sakura was shocked, didn't she say that there is no law in Golden Island?Why do people still arrest these people who fight for the country!
She was sad, but there was nothing she could do.

Even if you can beat the Japanese warriors now, it is useless, because the law enforcement team of Golden Island was jointly established by two hundred countries. If you mess with them, it is tantamount to messing with the highest power in the world, which is absolutely dead!
No one can beat such a behemoth.

Sakura thinks...

This giant moving island is very ironic.

It says 'can't,' but they make the cruelest laws.

They asked people to challenge the 'stronghold', and also made a decree of 'rest' - it was clear that they wanted everyone to fight.

Are there too many warriors in the world?Does it affect the balance?That's why you think of a way to let them come here to die?

"Little girl, don't you agree?" A person with a badge on his waist came over, and he was the one who let the Dongyang warrior rest.

Those law enforcement teams listened to him.

"Why, I didn't cause trouble, so can you catch me too?" Xiao Ying sneered coldly, ignoring the man next to her who yanked her sleeve.