The strongest funny system

"It's 23 o'clock now, we haven't had dinner yet, how can we not be hungry?" Ouhe asked.

"Just not hungry."

"Why aren't you hungry?"

"Losing weight." Mu Xiaotu said.

"Pfft ha ha..." Ou He sputtered, looking at the petite girl, pointing at her and laughing wildly, "Is this how you still lose weight?"

"Why, I think I'm too thin." Mu Xiaotu's face suddenly became extremely scary.

"Uh..." Ouhe was startled, waved his hands repeatedly and said, "No, no."

"I don't want you to dislike me either!" Mu Xiaotu said, "What right do you have to dislike me? You are not mine." Saying this, Mu Xiaotu sat on the chair next to her with a displeased expression on her face.

"Well, there's a show!" If Ouhe doesn't know what to do now, then he is not Ouhe, "Boss, give me something like a barbecue!"

"Good!" The boss said with a smile because he didn't watch TV tonight, so he didn't know that this person was wanted.

"Hmph." Seeing his behavior, Mu Xiaotu sneered beside him.

But the food was on, she still licked her lower lip, picked up the chopsticks and started eating.

"..." Ouhe looked at her, not daring to speak.

"What are you looking at?" Mu Xiaotu stared at him, "I'll pay myself."

"Didn't you say you were afraid of getting fat?"

"Do you think I'm fat now?" Mu Xiaotu puffed out her chest.

"Then I don't know," Ou He said, "In my eyes, you are shining golden light 24 hours a day, and there seems to be circles behind it, shining like Guanyin Bodhisattva, so I can't see your beauty or ugliness—— Well, at this time you should ask me why I still love you?"

"Oh, then why do you still love me?" Comparing her to Guanyin Bodhisattva, he was the only one who could do it.

"Because I don't know why!" Ouhe ate the leeks, grinning with big white teeth.

"You..." Mu Xiaotu was stunned, her heart pounded heavily, she didn't know what to say, so she grabbed her hand towards Ouhe, "You are not allowed to eat leeks!"

"Why can't you eat leeks?" Ouhe quickly avoided.

"Just can't eat!"

"Oh, I see." Ouhe's face suddenly changed, Mu Xiaotu is so fierce now?Do you even know that leeks are aphrodisiac?
"What do you know?" But Mu Xiaotu was innocent, she just said it casually.

And if he eats leeks to strengthen his yang, what does it matter to her?She is not someone with a big brain like Yan Qianyu.

"It's okay, if you don't eat, don't eat." Ouhe seemed in a bad mood, put down the leeks, and ordered a bottle of beer.

He vaguely remembered, as if that time, he was very fast.

He has low self-esteem.

"You are not allowed to drink beer!" Mu Xiaotu spoke again, like a housekeeper.

"I'm in a bad mood." Ou He said, "Is it okay to drink a little?"

"Not at all."

"..." If other people were so arrogant, Ouhe would have thrown her out.

But this person is Mu Xiaotu!

So he put down the beer, but Mu Xiaotu blocked him again.

"Then take a sip," the girl said with worry in her eyes, "don't drink too much."

"Hmm." This is the girl I love! !

How considerate.

Ouhe felt better again.

Then Mu Xiaotu saw it and asked him, "What were you thinking just now?"

"Think about that time." Ouhe seemed a little drunk.

"Which time?"

"That time in the dormitory."

"You still say this?" Mu Xiaotu's face was red and strange, and she didn't know what to feel. "What are you talking about?"

"I seem to have a problem with my prostate."

"Pfft!" The tea in Mu Xiaotu's hand sprayed directly on Ouhe's face, she patted her chest and stared at him in shame, "Are you sick?"

"That's right!" Ouhe nodded, "That's where I have a problem."

"I asked you if you were stupid, what nonsense are you talking about?" Mu Xiaotu laughed angrily.

"If you get married in the future, sex life is a very important part—"

"Shut up!" Mu Xiaotu's face was too red, and she couldn't turn red anymore, she glared at Ouhe angrily, "If you talk about it again, I won't talk to you anymore."

"But this is something that must be resolved," Ou He said, "You don't mind?"

"Mind your big head ghost, who wants to have such a life with you?" Mu Xiaotu glanced at him, "Don't be too narcissistic, okay?"

"I've always been like this."

"That's why I don't like you." Mu Xiaotu said, "Like a child."

"And then?" Ou He said: "Like a child, it is my innocence. Even if I am a thousand years old or ten thousand years old, even if I am a murderous devil, I will not forget my true nature."

"..." Mu Xiaotu couldn't refute this sentence, because he really became a murderer without blinking an eye, but all he killed were bad people.

Thinking of this, and looking at the man who never forgets his original intention, Mu Xiaotu got a little drunk.

"Anyway, don't tell me those nonsense." Mu Xiaotu pursed her lower lip, "I don't want to hear it."

"Don't run away." Ouhe is also a strange man, the more he is not allowed to speak, the more he speaks.

"Aren't you finished, tell your wife about that!"

"I don't have a wife."

"What do you think this is?" Speaking of which, Mu Xiaotu quickly took out her phone, opened the bookmarks, and showed Ouhe a few posts. There, there were all big beauties with devil's figure, and they all said they would show them to Ouhe. Ou Tianwang gave birth to children, and they claimed to be his wives.

"How do you keep this?" Ouhe looked at her strangely.

"I just want to remind myself how hateful you are."

"People like me, what does it matter to me?" Ouhe was very innocent.

"It's none of my business anyway." Mu Xiaotu turned her head away.

"Then you say it again."

"It's you who said those words to bully me." Mu Xiaotu turned her head and looked at him with pouty cheeks, looking very cute.

"What did I say?"

"Ignore you." Mu Xiaotu lowered her head and ate barbecue.

And Ouhe was speechless, just watching her quietly here.

"Eat more." After a long time, looking at the petite girl, he said.

"Don't say such things to me." Mu Xiaotu trembled with the hand holding the barbecue, she was afraid...

"If I don't tell you, who will I tell? I'm caring about you, okay?" Ou He said, "I'm going to start the caring mode now, so don't even think about bickering with me."

"Is there anyone who cares about people like you?"

"Then what do you say? I'm willing to do anything for you."

"No need." Mu Xiaotu muttered, not daring to look at him again.

A word from this person from time to time would make her nervous and frightened.

"Mu Xiaotu." Ouhe shouted.

Mu Xiaotu: ...

"Mu Xiaotu!" Ou He shouted.

Mu Xiaotu: ...

"Mu Xiaotu, Mu Xiaotu, Mu Xiaotu——"

"What's the matter, are you bothered?" The girl raised her head and stared at him.

"It's okay, I just want to call you." This sentence is the reason why Ouhe has worked so hard for a long time. Now that he finally sees her, he wants to confirm it again.

"Asshole." Mu Xiaotu was so confused by him that he was no longer in the mood to eat barbecue.

She raised her head and looked at Ou He.

then…

Her face became more and more red, her eyes began to wander, and she didn't dare to look at him again.

Because this man's eyes are very gentle and full of passion.

She is afraid.

"Mu Xiaotu." Ouhe called again.