The strongest funny system

"Hand over the things." The man's figure flickered, and he came to Fat Man like a ghost, and put the sword in his throat, "Otherwise, I will let you die with that Li Ansheng!"

"Li Ansheng will not die, he will come back to life! Let me tell you, our master is coming, no matter what you want from me, it doesn't matter! Master will avenge me!"

"Master..." the man snorted coldly, "It's a good time to come, let us 'bad people' in Chang'an Township clean up your master and the remnants of Jiang Chao together!"

After speaking, he stabbed forward with his sword, this time directly piercing the fat man.

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Chang'an, a famous historical city, the capital of the Tang Dynasty, and the 'bad people'... are the existence of the 'Jinyiwei' in the Ming Dynasty.

Thousands of years later, they popped up again, looking like a group of middle school boys.

However, they are outrageously strong.

After killing the Fat Man, the bad guys crossed the three major urban areas and came to the 'Longgang District' to block the six beasts wandering outside the pass.

"Hey, who am I to know? Isn't this the running dog of the 'Li family', the bad guy in Chang'an?" Sister Qiankun looked at the man with the sword who came over, and sneered, "If you come here alone, you won't be photographed and you will be beaten by us." Don’t think that this is the Tang Dynasty where folk customs were chivalrous, now is the 21st century, and no one talks about chivalry to you——Bastard, how dare you attack my old lady!”

"Didn't you say that no one talks about chivalry?" The bad guy twirled the long sword in his hand and kept jumping around, looking for an opportunity to strike. He had already drawn the sword just now, but sister Qiankun dodged it.

With her older brothers around, it was not easy to kill her.

"Despicable and shameless," Sister Qiankun looked at Pianpian swordsman and said sarcastically, "Don't think I don't know how much you hypocrites have done in the name of saving the world! Compared to cruelty, you are a hundred times stronger than us."

"Hmph, how cruel is it to treat you beasts?"

It rained a little in Pengcheng today, and the raindrops like cow's hair fell in the air, and all the drops fell on the bad guy's sword.

He wielded a long sword, and he was inseparable from Sister Qiankun.

Not only did the two keep talking, but their hands and feet were also entangled.

"Look at my old lady swallowing your sword!" Sister Qiankun turned into a black hole again, opening her "bloody mouth" towards the bad guys in the dark.

The bad guy remained calm and stabbed the sword in his hand into the ground, motionless like Mount Tai, resisting the huge suction.

Then, when the opponent finished attacking, he danced the sword flower, and the raindrops flew towards him, becoming his weapon.

They turned into 'silver needles', covering Miss Qiankun.

"Ah, you bastard, you dare to hurt me, big brother, big brother, save me quickly." Sister Qiankun begged for mercy.

"How dare you hurt my sister Qiankun," the dwarf God of Cooking thumped two black balls, and then threw them at sister Qiankun.

The two black balls were full of mystery at first, but as they flew towards the battle ring, they actually caught fire.

Take a closer look, these are two 'charcoal balls', their appearance evaporated all the rainwater into gas.

Sister Qiankun was covered in blood and came alive from the 'silver needle'.

But now, it's the bad guys who are unlucky.

The God of Cooking seems to belong to fire, and he specializes in restraining bad people who play with water.

No matter how the latter chops, the two groups of 'fireballs' cannot be extinguished.

They are so huge that they burn more and more vigorously, enveloping bad people.

It's really 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, and now it's the turn of bad people to be covered.

"Cook, I'm here to ask you something." As if no one could do anything to anyone, the voice of the bad guy came out from the flames.

"What right do you have to ask me?" The cook had the upper hand and was extremely arrogant.

"What about this?" Suddenly, the bad guy's voice became extremely majestic, and a more brilliant color rose from the flames, which was the ultimate purple!

"Damn it, Zi Qi is coming from the east, and the people of the Li family even handed over the 'Shocking Rainbow Sachet' to you?"

In the Tang Dynasty, the sachets used by women were not made of silk, but metal!
And this one in the hands of the bad guys is the best of them - a fart.

There is no record in history at all, but the cook still knows its power.

Because this thing is a super artifact, even more powerful than the copper turbid staff!
Bad people in this era also serve people with the surname 'Li'.

'Li' is the surname of the Tang Dynasty, they have the most noble blood, they are equal to Bai Shaolong, but Bai Shaolong is still in China, but the Li family has left this continent.

They hide in every corner of the world, overlooking the world in the name of 'envoys of justice'.

Jiang Chao was a black force in the Tang Dynasty, who specialized in fighting against the royal family. They have fought against the Li family for 1000 years, and they still refuse to stop now.

The two sides are evenly matched. A hundred years ago, they fought outside the country. It was not until Bai Shaolong broke into Jiangchao three years ago that they returned to Huaxia.

And when they appear, bad people will naturally follow.

It's just that that dynasty was too powerful, known as the strongest empire, and well-known overseas; there is not only a "Jiangchao" there, but also a special "character".

That is the existence known as the 'demon king'.

And this demon king, who had no contact with the Li family for thousands of years, appeared suddenly.

So they were very caring, more caring than Jiang Chao.

"Now can you tell me the truth?" The flame dissipated, and the purple light surged, turning into a ten-meter giant claw, and slapped the cook away.

Not only that, but the other five beasts also flew away. Originally, the villains were at the same level as them, but once the Jinghong sachet was released, the six of them together could withstand the opponent's blow!
It was so terrifying.

"asshole."

The six beasts fell all over the forest, but their eyes were focused on one point.

It was a simple and mysterious sphere, pulled by an iron chain, with lavender light lingering on it, the whole sphere including the iron chain, was exuding a substantive purple.

They circulate in the wrong hands like smoke from dry ice.

This is the 'Rainbow Sachet', a bronze sphere, about the size of a shot put.

The six beasts stared at it covetously, wanting it very much.

Those who are blessed by the Shocking Rainbow Sachet will be superior in terms of luck, because it is the blessing of the Eternal Emperor.

It is the baby of the Li family.

Super artifact.

The bad guy still has god-level strength at this time, but his aura has surpassed that of a mortal body.

He is equal to a saint!The second Ouhe!
"Mal Gobi," the cook glared at the villain and said angrily, "We don't know what you want to ask!"

"You didn't even listen to my question, so you just said you don't know?"

"Then tell me." Liu Beast and the others are admirable, whether they are facing Ouhe or bad people, they are calm and crazy.

"The demon king has been born." The bad man said something astonishing, and the faces of the six beasts changed in fright.

Although they are bad people, the demon king is worse than them.

According to the ancestors, during the heyday of the Tang Dynasty, this "person" was both good and evil, and he played with the royal family and the forces of the rivers and lakes all over the world. He was the most unstable factor in that dynasty. It is said that even black people were afraid of him. , the notoriety spread overseas.