The strongest funny system

"They didn't say anything, why did you interrupt, I think your aggressive behavior is not appropriate?"

"Well, no, Manager Shen, I don't mean anything else." Seeing the woman turn to him, Liu Yunfeng hurriedly explained.

"Xiao Zhao, return the money to Master Feng."

"No, no, Manager Shen, I was really wrong." Liu Yunfeng didn't expect that the woman would fall out with him over such a trivial matter. He didn't dare to take the 2 yuan. If she wanted it, he would be done. .

"If someone gives it to you, you want it." Ouhe could vaguely see the relationship between these people, and watched the show gloating.

"Ouhe, you!!" Liu Yunfeng couldn't bear it anymore, wanting to strangle Ouhe to death all the time.

"If you don't want it, it's just disrespect to Manager Shen." Ou He said, "He is talking to me, but you insist on interrupting, making you look like her father..."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Liu Yunfeng turned pale with shock, Shen Shishi's father...he couldn't bear this status.

But the money has already arrived in his hands, a full 4 yuan in cash, and he has to take it if he doesn't want it.

"Huh?" Suddenly, seeing Ouhe staring at the money, although Liu Yunfeng wanted it very much, he didn't want this hot potato, so he hurriedly threw the money to Ouhe.

Ouhe froze for a moment, looked at the woman, then at the timid Liu Yunfeng, decisively opened the backpack, and put the money in it.

Mu Feilong: ...

Shen Shishi: ...

Liu Yunfeng: Black lines all over her head...

"Thank you Master Feng, thank you Master Feng..." Ouhe was very polite and did not forget to thank Liu Yunfeng.

The latter's black face kept twitching, snorted, and was forced to say: "No need."

4W...

This is a huge sum of money!

That's how he gave it up.

"If there's nothing else, it's settled like this." Shen Shishi became more and more curious about the students, her beautiful eyes rolled on him, making Liu Yunfeng and the others jealous.

"I have one more condition." After telling Shen Shishi the phone number, Ouhe looked at her with a strange expression, hesitant to speak.

"There are still conditions?" The woman turned and left and stopped, and even Brother Fei Long who was leading the way looked back at him.

"Let me kiss you." The kissing maniac went online again.

"what?"

As if they didn't hear it, not only Shen Shishi, but even the two people who were licking "two hundred and five" on the ground raised their heads and looked at Ouhe in shock.

Such words are the inner thoughts of all their men, but don't say them out loud. Can you kiss such an amazing and peerless woman?
"You want to kiss me?" Shen Shishi looked at Ouhe who had a face of resistance, and couldn't laugh or cry. When the boy of emotion said this, he was still unwilling?
Thinking of this, without waiting for Ouhe's reply, she stepped forward and imprinted on Ouhe's cheek.

The cold and soft touch made Ouhe's heart jump up.

At the same time, the system's voice sounded again: "The task is completed, open the task branch, 500. Hug her in your arms to reward 2 fancy points, 1500. Kiss her small mouth to reward 1700 fancy points, and your balance is [-]."

1700+1500=3200.

He can buy a lot of marrow washing candies, and that increases the staying power!
Thinking of this, Ouhe held the beautiful face of the woman who was about to leave, and under her shocked gaze, kissed those thin soft lips.

"Bah."

"Ding dong, the task is completed! The balance is 3200."

Crowd: ...

Shen Shishi: ...

She froze for a few moments, when Ouhe let go of him, she looked at the man with shrunk eyes, wiped her lower lip, and said with a smile: "You are really bold..."

She was angry.

Ouhe intuitively told him that the other party was really angry.

She was laughing, but her smile was... scary.

"I'm leaving." Ouhe wanted to escape.

"Stop." This sentence was shouted by Brother Fei Long.

He stopped Ouhe, then looked at Shen Shishi, waiting for her order.

"Kill him, let his body sink to the bottom of the river." Liu Yunfeng prayed silently beside him.

"Let him go..." Shen Shishi frowned slightly, after thinking for a while, she felt that the business was still important.

"Just let him go like this?" Brother Fei Long's face was gloomy, "He has treated you lightly, this kid is definitely crazy, and keeping him is a disaster."

In his eyes, there is indeed something wrong with Ouhe.

No, I have a good chat with you, it's the first time you meet her because you have to be relatives, brother! !

Even if you are hungry and thirsty, you have to endure it, will you do it next time?
If you don’t know how to proceed step by step, then you can learn from me.

Brother Fei Long was full of anger, wishing he could pull out his gun and immediately collapse Ou He.

"..." Hearing Brother Fei Long's words, Shen Shishi seemed to be thinking about whether to dispose of Ou He.

Although this kid is her breakthrough point, how many times has anyone touched that lip?
How could she swallow her first kiss when she was snatched by a mysterious college student?And it was a boy who was so many years younger than her.

Maybe Ouhe is dead, her first kiss will be revived.

But she is not a bloodthirsty person, and her profession will not let Ouhe die.

but……

Really angry!
"Sister, what are you doing here? Is there anything I can do to help?" Ouhe seemed to realize that he was in trouble, and the other party was not a good baby like Liu Yi, so he could let him kiss without resistance.

This is a shrimp fishing ground, and the people who come here are not good-for-nothings.

He was scared, and regretted that he shouldn't listen to the system's instigation.

"A pistol, you can help me find it and I can let you go." Hearing Ou He's words, the woman became interested, maybe this boy can solve her problem, if so, she...would never let it go Ouhe!
A gun is different from a grenade, and it has a lot to do with it. If Ou He can get it, then he definitely has something to do with that group of forces.

In this case, she will make a new plan.

"PZ10, do you have it?" First of all, Shen Shishi thinks that he should try Ouhe, if he doesn't even know this model, then he is definitely not the person he is looking for.

"What is PZ10?" Ouhe asked the system nervously, "Do you know? Tell me quickly, human life is at stake!"

"PZ10 Ruitu Sig-Sauer semi-automatic pistol, designed and produced by SIG.Seuer Company, in..."

"PZ10 Swiss Sig-Sauer semi-automatic pistol, designed and produced by SIG.Seuer Company, launched in 1949, is a conventional pistol for the Swiss Army." Ouhe continued according to the words of the system, "The receiver of PZ10 has The manual safety of the forced block trigger and the automatic safety system of the automatic trigger when the magazine is withdrawn. The pistol has strict production control, and its reliability, shooting accuracy and durability are higher than ordinary pistols. The caliber is 9mm and the total length is 215mm. mm, the barrel length is 120, the empty gun weight is 900 grams, the effective range is 50 meters, the muzzle velocity is 335 m/s, and the ammunition capacity is 8 rounds. Because the early PZ10 does not have a grip type magazine release button, it is not as easy to operate as other pistols. So it has not been adopted by more countries, and..."

"Enough, come in with me!"

The more Shen Shishi listened, the more excited she became.