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"Hello, Nanyang Public Security Bureau." When the call was connected, Ning Yunlan paused, thought for a long time, but still did not speak.

Are you really going to lose both?

No matter how you say it, Ouhe is still her student, and a phone call by himself can ruin him.

And he won't come, and she can't stand it anymore.

The students in the school have gone crazy because of him.

"I've made up my mind, the background music will be Xiao Jingteng's 'Forgive Me', hahaha..." While she was hesitating, Ouhe sent her a message.

Ning Yunlan was completely angry.

"Forgive me, I forgive you for your size!"

Coincidentally, she has also heard this song, and the lyrics are probably: Please forgive me...forgive me for being immature, not loving you is an excuse, so that you can leave me...please forgive me, I really want to be selfish and...possess you...

Ning Yunlan wanted to kill someone.

At this moment, a picture appeared in her mind.

Ouhe was carried into the campus by eight large sedan chairs, and Xiao Jingteng's forgiveness came from inside the sedan chair...

Thinking about it, Ning Yunlan went mad.

Frantic, she said to the other end of the phone, "Hi, I want to report the crime."

Everything in the sea is going on in an orderly manner.

Whatever happens at the top has nothing to do with the people at the bottom.

They still squeeze the subway every day, hurrying to get off work and commute, three o'clock and one line, occasionally travel, have dinner with classmates...but rarely go home to see their parents.

Chen Fenghuang is also one of them.

She is very busy and hasn't been home to see her parents for a long time.

It will be a long time before her Chen's other courtyard enters the summit villa.

It can also be seen from this that her house is very large.

a whole mountain...

It's all theirs.

But this is also a personal property, different from that woman in Qingyun Mountain.

That woman said in a rather terrifying sentence, she is the owner of half of Canghai City!

No exaggeration at all.

"Are you sick?" A man and a woman looked at the person in front of them, and then hid to the side again.

However, this man also moved over, just to block them.

Here is the subway, and Ouhe appears in the middle.

He didn't seem to know how to go down first and then go up, so he stopped in the middle.

The people lining up on both sides got on the bus, but he just stopped in the middle.

At such a scene, the citizens who could see the car couldn't help nodding and looked at him with encouragement.

why?
Because he made a shot, the two people who blocked him were the scum of occupying the team!
Ouhe couldn't see past them, but stuck in front of them, blocking the exit.

The two of them stole nothing but wanted to get in the car, but they were no match for Ou He's toughness, they cursed wildly, but there was nothing they could do.

The man in front of him seemed to have eyes behind him, he could see them moving, and immediately stood in front of them, preventing them from getting into the car.

And those who lined up for quality were pushed by him and got on the bus smoothly.

Only these two people watched the subway disappear before their eyes.

Only then did Ouhe turn his head, looked at them and nodded with a smile.

"Ding dong, the task of the Subway Demon King is completed, and you will be rewarded with 500 fancy points."

Ou He ignored them, walked over to the chair next to him, and sat here waiting for the next shift.

His duty today is to punish those who cut in line and blocked the exit of the subway.

These people are very annoying.

Those who line up seriously are honest people who dare not speak out, and can only watch them waste social resources.

Because they blocked the door, people inside the car couldn't get out, and people outside couldn't get in, so many people missed their work time.

There are also murders...

Happened in the subway.

Because of this kind of thing.

There was once a person who was stuck outside because he couldn't catch up with his mother for the last time, and missed the last subway. Then he followed those people who were blocking the road and hacked them to death on the way home.

This is live news, but after a while, there are still people who like to be stuck at the exit of the train.

Most of the people who do this kind of thing are those glamorous young men and women.

Rumble.

The subway is at it again.

The two men and women walked not as fast as Ou He, and had already lost him. At this moment, they looked around and found that Ou He was not there, so they stood at the entrance of the subway again.

The people next to them looked at them and said to them with their eyes: This is wrong, can we line up?
However, the two of them were holding their mobile phones, chatting about the new game, and they didn't care about the eyes of others.

"Hey, can you line up and don't block the door? When people come out, they will bump into you." An uncle kindly reminded them, seeing that they were young, he was worried that they would be hurt if they were touched.

However, they ignored this uncle at all, and stood at the door without even looking at him.

This scene made the people in line sigh.

Dare to be angry but dare not speak.

In a "civilized" country, many people are born with the concept that one thing more is worse than one thing less, but today they grow up...

Although I am very angry about this situation, but also... more things are worse than less things.

Anyway, after getting in the car, no one knew anyone, and the next second they forgot about these two unqualified people.

"Clap."

The subway finally arrived at the station. Then, the passengers got off the car, but the two squeezed inside. Others watched the scene "calmly" and waited to get off first and then get on.

Not only the people outside were ashamed of these two people, but the people in the car were also angry. Seeing this situation, a jumping young man inside pushed the army forward, doing this The result is...

The two were squeezed out again.

The two of them were still no match for the dozen or so people who got out of the car.

Now is the rush hour for work, and they are at a disadvantage.

This scene did not make them feel that they were doing something wrong. Instead, they yelled cursingly: "Why are you squeezing, rushing to reincarnate?"

"Fuck you horse, don't you get off first and then get on? I think you two are a waste of food, social moths!"

"What did you say, boy?"

"Can't you hear what you said? Garbage human beings, imbecile." Subway, occasionally there are passionate people.

These people can't bear these two men and women.

But after he finished scolding, he didn't stop because he was still in a hurry.

That's how things went.

The two of them were also in a hurry, they had already been stopped by the big devil of the subway just now, they had to take this subway, otherwise they would be late.

call out!
After the passengers got off, it was the turn of the people outside to get in, and the people on both sides got on the bus naturally and orderly, and the two of them also squeezed in desperately.

Just when they were about to squeeze in.

call out.

A bolt of lightning came down and blocked them, pushing the people in front to let them ride, but stopped the two of them alone.

Ouhe stood at the entrance of the subway, his thin body was like a mountain, with his arms outstretched, the two of them jumped or squatted, but they couldn't get on the train.

"Clap clap clap."

Seeing this scene, the citizens couldn't help applauding, and looked at Ouhe encouragingly in the car.

"Damn it, it's you again?" The man saw that he was wearing a school uniform, and scolded, "What time is it now, and you still don't go to class, how can you squeeze me here?"

"That's right, I'm just squeezing a handful."

"Hahahaha!" With Ouhe's words, everyone in the car laughed.